Ye Ziwen, Dong De: ... a large-scale face-slapping scene.
Why did Mr. Shi think about taking the soft-shelled turtle
A program director is a variety show fan of Shi Zhi, who has watched her "Our Village" and said quietly.
"Turtle, delicious?"
Still free.
It seems to be very in line with Shi Zhi's usual style, and the director can already imagine how delicious Shi Zhi would be as a soft-shelled turtle.
…
Shi Zhi did show a lot of enthusiasm for the soft-shelled turtles, he was completely lazy and looked very serious.
This round mainly involves throwing small darts.
The target was not very close to the guests, and the guests who took the lead in trying were defeated.
"It's not good today, it's windy."
"This dart, I think there is a problem."
Someone has analyzed everything from distance to weather to the dart itself and concluded that it is very difficult to hit.
What the director thinks is: it’s right if you miss the shot!
If it was really that easy, would you still be asked to vote? What's the point of that
He finally regained some of the dignity from the director, showing his white teeth, perfunctory everyone.
The assistant director poked the director.
"Shi Zhi hit it."
director:? ?
She looked at Shi Zhi in shock.
Why is it Shizhi again.
When the director was playing Tai Chi with the guests, Shi Zhi had already started to fight silently, and all of them hit the bull's-eye.
Shi Zhi looked at the dart stuck in the center of the target, and asked the director, "Is this all right?"
very easy.
There is no doubt about the ability.
The director of "Extremely Fast Forward" also heard that Shi Zhi is very good at everything, learning what he knows in seconds, and the title of a game bug. However, he thought that Shi Zhi might be strong, but he is definitely not as powerful as it was shown on TV.
After all, in order to make the show more exciting, many variety shows have scripts.
Or even if there is no script, if the show wants to highlight a certain artist, editing is fine.
Now he saw it with his own eyes.
No script, no editing, Shi Zhi is just that strong.
Shi Zhi already got his answer from the director's expression, and clasped his fists amid the cheers of the rest of the guests.
"Concession."
The rest of the guests were quite open: they didn't give in to Shi Zhi, even if they added a few more, they still couldn't do it.
Then Shi Zhi put on the basin containing her winning product, bastard, and put it in the exclusive area.
…
There were quite a few game sessions, and there were no more live animals in the end. Shi Zhi took it seriously, and didn't overly compete for the limelight of the other guests. Turtles were more attractive to her than those sessions.
There was also a segment where the name tags were torn off in groups. Everyone was blindfolded by the program group and cast randomly. When Shi Zhi took off the blindfold, there were no players or opponents around.
Shi Zhi, "I'm going to find them now, right?"
Because it was an outdoor reality show, Shi Zhi was recognized by many people while looking for "prey" and team members.
When Shi Zhi was communicating with the camera, a girl suddenly shouted.
"Grandma!"
Because this title is too unusual, it makes the other party stand out directly.
Shi Zhi also surfed with the photo shoot, and knew that Shi Zhi was called mother-in-law by a star-chaser girl after successfully launching the draft six sons, but everyone never thought that someone would dare to call that in reality.
He quickly aimed the camera at Shi Zhi's face as he was shooting, he wanted to capture Shi Zhi's reaction.
It can be seen that Shi Zhi was also a little stunned, she raised her head and scanned the surroundings with bright eyes, and then, "Hey."
She should!
Cameraman: ? ?
Program staff: ? ?
Even the girl who was calling Granny Shizhi didn't realize it for a while, but actually calling her Granny was like a twitch, and when she regained her composure, she almost wanted to find a hole in the ground and go down.
It was too embarrassing after all.
But this time, Shi Zhi resolved the embarrassment.
When she shouted, the girl's face quickly turned red, this time she was excited.
sky! Did she get her mother-in-law's affirmation? ! Shi Zhi's temper is too good!
Someone is also on the side, now in a state of envy, jealousy and hatred.
They also want to be affirmed by their mother-in-law.
Shi Zhi also chatted with the girl while walking, "Which one of my daughter-in-laws are you?" To transform it, you are the girlfriend fan of which artist under my banner.
Follow the other person's words.
Shi Zhi was waiting for the girl to blow herself up. Dong De and Ye Ziwen were both in this episode, and they probably came after one of them. Shi Zhi had already seen someone holding Ye Ziwen's light sign beside the girl.
The girl told her, "I am the daughter-in-law of all your sons."
There are countless walls, the little brother who contracted all Shi Zhi's studios.
Very fraternal.
Shi Zhi sighed, "Then you are a bigamist."
Already role-playing.
Girl: If I am guilty, please arrest me, mother-in-law. I am willing to go to your studio to work part-time to see my brothers and sisters.
Shi Zhi was still recording the show, so she couldn't chat with them for too long, except for the countless girls on the wall, the people around her were indeed fans of Ye Ziwen and Dong De.
Shi Zhi thought for a while and wanted to discuss with everyone, "If someone comes to find me, can you not provide my route, and when I go back, I will draw autographed photos of artists in the studio."
Not long after Shi Zhi left, Ye Ziwen arrived at the scene with another resident guest.
When the resident guest heard Shi Zhi's name, he hurriedly pulled an amateur onlooker to ask him.
"Did Shi Zhi come over?"
When the amateurs didn't answer, the resident guests began to think about Ye Ziwen.
"Ye Zi, it's up to you." Ye Ziwen is good-looking and has a sweet mouth, and he never misses links like this.
"There is no boss on the battlefield!"
Ye Ziwen was still a little hesitant at first, but the resident guests kept encouraging him, and Shi Zhi had indeed explained to Dong De Ye Ziwen in advance that she should be treated as she should when playing games.
So Ye Ziwen also put aside his worries and walked in front of the onlookers.
"Hi everyone, we are playing a game, and I would like to ask if anyone has seen Mr. Shi... which direction Shi Zhi is heading towards, thank you very much."
Everyone took pictures of Ye Ziwen, but they were still unmoved.
Resident guest:
"Yezi, isn't this still your fan?"
Ye Ziwen also saw the light sign.
Yes, isn't this his fan? Why don't fans help him
Ye Ziwen fans said that they are indeed fans, but, "So what?"
callous.
"Husband, come on, it's impossible to provide clues."
The husband does not recognize their identities, but the mother-in-law does, and there are autographed photos.
Ye Ziwen: ...
The whole person looks a bit bleak, what you love is only the symbol I represent!
I am standing here myself, and you are indifferent. QWQ
Not only did Ye Ziwen's fans not provide clues to Shi Zhi, but they also reported to Shi Zhi in turn.
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Relying on "daughter-in-law", Shi Zhi tore off two famous tags. The recording time of this show as a guest was indeed short, and Shi Zhi was just playing. After playing, she saw the message Cheng Yu sent her a few hours ago.
"Do you need me to pick you up?"
Shi Zhi, "No need!" Don't come here.
When Cheng Yu saw the news, he was actually a little disappointed. He looked down at the phone screen and slowly typed, "I seem to be near your recording program..."
Before sending it out, Shi Zhi's next message was, "I'm already on my way to your house."
"You won't go out, will you?"
Shi Zhi thought of this possibility, if so, it would be a mistake.
Cheng Yu: ...
He reacted very quickly, deleted all the input before, and then calmly replied Shi Zhi, "No, I'm at home."
While asking Shi Zhi if he would like to keep a meal, what would he like to eat, he urged the driver.
"Take the path and hurry back as soon as possible."
Cheng Yu was still faster than Shi Zhi by copying the path, and when Shi Zhi arrived at Cheng Yu's villa, Cheng Yu was already waiting at the door.
He was wearing a suit and had an excellent demeanor, and Shi Zhi felt that his life had been renewed again.
Cheng Yu smiled at Shi Zhi, "Did the recording go well?"
Shi Zhi, "Yeah." It went well.
Shi Zhi wanted to show off her spoils with excitement.
"Actually, I came here to give you a present."
Cheng Yu had seen Shi Zhi holding a basin covered with a cloth before, so he planned to take it.
It seems that this is a gift from Shi Zhi.
Recently, Cheng Yu frequently received gifts from Shi Zhi. His heart moved slightly, and he took the lead in ruthlessly sending the assistant away, then turned his head and told Shi Zhi with a gentle expression, "I have a gift for you too."
Both of them prepared presents for each other.
Shi Zhi, "How about you go first?" She began to wonder about Cheng Yu's gift.
Cheng Yu's gift to Shi Zhi was to go to a famous centuries-old temple to obtain an amulet, to bless Shi Zhi with a safe life, a smooth life, no disease and no disaster.
What Shi Zhi gave Cheng Yu was the spoils he just won from the show——
A big eight.
Shi Zhi said, "This soft-shelled turtle grew up in the pool of the temple, absorbing the essence of the world, the sun and the moon, and was consecrated by an eminent monk. It also has a very good meaning. It is a good omen and wishes the recipient a long life and health."
Shi Zhi showed the turtle to Cheng Yu while explaining.
Her voice was not too loud, but every word seemed to fall into Cheng Yu's heart.
If the program director were here, he would find that what Shi Zhi said sounded familiar, but it wasn't, it was clearly his lines at that time!
Shi Zhi was tearing down the stage at the time, and now she is here to send blessings to others.
Shi Zhi: She is indeed materialistic, but she can also go against her will.
The two exchanged gifts and prayed for each other to be healthy and live longer.
Shi Zhi was very patient with the turtle: let it live with Cheng Yu, and it would be best to live another hundred or eighty years.
When turning around, Zhi found out on the Internet that the lifespan of soft-shelled turtles is 30-60 years.
Shi Zhi:? ?
If you really want to live according to its lifespan, isn't that an early death? !
Shi Zhi was sitting on the sofa, staring at the basin with the soft-shelled turtles, a little bit wanting to sigh, the light shone on her, looking listless.
Knowing the reason for Shi Zhi's loss, Cheng Yu persuaded Shi Zhi.
"I like the gift very much, and I have received it." Then its purpose has been achieved.
Shi Zhiyou was comforted by Cheng Yu, she finally decided to be a materialist, her patience with turtles was still on her face, but she said yes.
"Cheng Yu, do you like braised in soy sauce or stewed soup?"
Since you can't live long, then go to the pot and make up for Cheng Yu!
If it were someone else, they might not be able to keep up with such an out-of-the-box thinking, Cheng Yu didn't pause at all, "Let's make the soup."
He even wanted to help Shi Zhi, "I'll deal with it for you, let me help you."