"That's it. You were born in the "Pure Land of Red Dust". Because you have wisdom roots and Buddha nature, you are making rapid progress in Buddhism. However, because your six roots are not purified and the world of mortals invades you, and you have violated Buddhist precepts many times, you have to leave the "pure land of mortals" and flee in embarrassment. Then you happen to meet someone who is walking in the wilderness and planning to go to the next gathering. We sell products locally. How about, how about this story? "
"...Breaking the commandments?"
"Yes, drinking alcohol, eating meat, killing animals... you have committed all the things that Buddhism should not commit."
As he spoke, Bai Zhi nodded with satisfaction.
"It's just right. Now you can act as your true self and you're not afraid of cheating."
"...Can you change it?"
After listening to Bai Zhi's story, mountainside man Li Youfei was silent for a while.
"Compared with those, I think you can design a poignant love story for me, such as kneeling before the Buddha for three thousand years, living up to the Tathagata and living up to you, becoming a Buddha with a single thought, becoming a devil with a single thought, etc. I think this should be more suitable. Me. Stories like the one you just told completely left me out of the team."
"Well, it's better to die as a Taoist friend than to die as a poor Taoist."
Bai Zhiman waved his hand indifferently.
"As the saying goes, monks are compassionate. You must have a spirit of "If I don't go to hell, no one will go to hell."
Mountainside man Li: "..."
"Well, since you want a poignant love story and want to integrate into the team, you can ask other people if anyone is willing to join you for a CP?"
Looking at the mountainside man Li in front of him, Bai Zhi made a suggestion after thinking for a moment.
"As long as you can make it logical, that's up to you."
"Okay, it's settled."
Immediately, Li, the mountainside man, cheered up.
Since accepting this inheritance, his life has been miserable. In the initial stage, he lived the life of an ascetic.
It was just that he couldn't order takeout, couldn't reward himself, couldn't browse unhealthy reading materials, etc. What made him feel the most angina was that he had wiped out an entire T hard drive with his own hands.
Every time he recalled this incident in his dreams at midnight, he felt so upset that he couldn't help himself...
Although he appears to be virtuous and respectable in front of outsiders for his Buddhist value, in fact, inside he is still the turbulent young man he once was.
With expectant eyes, the mountainside man Li first looked towards his former boss.
—When he worked under the other party before, he had fantasies about the other party for a certain period of time.
"Well… "
Seeing Li Na, the man on the mountainside, look towards her hopefully, Phalaenopsis immediately looked away with a guilty conscience.
Mountainside man Li: "..."
After feeling a little frustrated, he then looked towards Yuzu.
As for Summoning Smoke... he had not included this ghost who was inseparable from someone from the beginning.
"I, I'm not an adult yet..."
As if she was afraid that the other party would choose her, she subconsciously hid behind Phalaenopsis. Yuzi waved her hands nervously.
"..."
After a moment of silence, the mountainside man Li turned his head and looked at Bai Zhi with affectionate eyes...
"Okay, stop being disgusting."
Bai Zhi shuddered suddenly and waved his hand in disgust.
"Anyway, the idea is roughly this. You want to completely sever ties with the "pure land of mortals". Just follow this. "
"Fine."
After sighing slightly and nodding, Li, the mountainside man, had a look of emotion on his face.
"I'm not saying, you guys are just too shy to truly express your inner feelings. I don't care anymore. What do you care about?"
Phalaenopsis:"… …"
Grapefruit:"… …"
Volume 2 The Miracle of Micro-Probability: Chapter 1597 Chapter 671 Strange and Suspicious Clouds (9k)
Regarding business matters, Bai Zhi later had a detailed discussion with Phalaenopsis and the others.
The current situation is unclear, and the only way to escape from the prisoner's identity as soon as possible is to get rid of the prisoner's identity as soon as possible. The identity of the caravan is just right.
As for the goods, this matter is also easy to solve.
Not to mention the things stored in Bai Zhi's backpack and Na Ring, the products produced in the Demon Refining Pot alone are enough to be used as trading commodities.
"...How did you even think of carrying so much beer with you?"
Seeing the beer that Bai Zhi took out box by box, filling almost half of the cell space, Phalaenopsis couldn't help but look a little weird.
"I promised a guy before that I would give him a box of beer, but he didn't come to get it, so he just left it there."
After responding casually, Bai Zhi took out a pair of portable tables and chairs and set them up in the open space.
"Okay, don't stay in bed, come over and have something to eat."
If converted into real time, the time now is about three or four o'clock in the afternoon in the real world. He doesn't know what is happening to other people, but he is hungry now anyway.
"Beer... Are you sure this thing can be used as a commodity?"
Looking at the cans of Jingbei wine piled high in the cell, Li, the mountainside man who came over, asked with a strange look on his face.
At this time, he had already changed out of the Tang Monk suit and put on an extra hat to cover his bald head, which made him look much more normal.
"Let's give it a try. Anyway, it takes up space inside the ring."
Pouting his lips, Bai Zhi skillfully took out his own barbecue grill and a series of matching seasonings from his backpack.
"You can prepare other things by yourself. I'll take care of the barbecue... By the way, do you want it spicy or not?"
"I want it spicy, remember to add more cumin."
Sitting boldly on the chair, Li Zhengse, the man on the mountainside, spoke.
…Buddhist value
Now that I am the only authentic [Buddha] certified by the system, I don't need to look at the face of Buddha-type values. Eat and drink when you should, and enjoying yourself is the right way.
"Is there anything extra spicy?"
Phalaenopsis also came to the table, looking a little embarrassed.
"Also, I may not be a good drinker..."
Mountainside man Li: "..."
... I believed your evil deeds! !
"I'll eat whatever you eat."
Silently like a ghost, he came to Bai Zhi's side and sat down to seize the position. Huan Yan spoke calmly.
"Well… "
Seeing the other three people following there, after a little hesitation, Yuzi also climbed up from the bed.
But unlike others, at this moment, there was a bud on her head. It looked like a sapling growing on her forehead.
Without personal experience, she has no right to speak. As a pharmacist, she is very inquisitive about things that interest her.
Although she didn't know what the function of this system of coexistence of humans and plants was, she was confident enough to escape unscathed.
For players, before setting off on a mission, they will habitually carry half a month or so of food in their backpack. After all, the system backpack is the best fresh-keeping refrigerator.
The food that Phalaenopsis and Yuzi took out from the system backpack was normal, mostly dry food and fast food. But when it was the turn of Mountain Man Li, the food he took out was more and more outrageous.
There was a large pot of steaming spicy crayfish, fragrant pork knuckles, roasted whole chicken wrapped in tinfoil, and even an exaggerated roasted golden and crispy roasted whole lamb...
"...The title of [Buddha] awarded to you by the system is simply blind."
Seeing the various fragrant meats that were brought out one by one by the mountainside man Li and placed on the table, the corners of Phalaenopsis' eyes couldn't help but twitch.
"How can this be called blindness? This is clearly a recognition of myself, okay?"
Pouting his lips, Li from the mountainside took out a few bottles of Erguotou and a few bottles of vodka from his backpack.
"What's the point of drinking beer? Come on, get the big one!!"
—After changing his cassock, he felt like he was letting himself go.
Phalaenopsis:"… …"
… … … … … … … … …
The Criminal Division is the only violent unit in Tianqiu Valley.
Whatever happens in Tianqiu Valley, big or small, as long as it involves legal punishment, there is absolutely no way around the punishment department.
"...So you are sure you want to protect those outsiders?"
Taking a deep breath and looking at the careless figure sitting opposite him, Li Ruoyue spoke in a deep voice.
Although her tone could be considered calm, the girl's rising and falling chest showed that her current state of mind was definitely not calm.
"Miss Li, our Criminal Division handles matters according to the law, how can we use such cover-up words to complain?"
Looking at the girl in front of him, the man sitting behind the table looked innocent.
"Those are not outsiders, but a caravan that came all the way without any hesitation. Just to avoid those filthy beasts, they accidentally ran into your medicinal fields and destroyed your precious medicinal fields. According to the law, this It is an emergency escape, and as a pioneer, the caravan has the right to diplomatic relief."
"Where did the caravan come from?"
"Another world, a place I have never heard of, but the identity of the outsiders is confirmed. They do not have protective implants."
As he spoke, the man threw a document in front of the girl.
"If you don't believe it, you can see it yourself."
"I'm going to check out my medicine field."
She had no intention of paying attention to the document. Staring at the man in front of her, Li Ruoyue spoke coldly.
"I'm sorry, the medicine field was destroyed by evil beasts, and all the medicinal materials grown in it are gone. This is a natural disaster, and there is nothing we can do about it."
Spreading his hands in front of him, the man had a look of regret on his face.
"Until the filthy beast contamination is removed, no one can go near that medicinal field. Although I would like to make it easier for Miss Li, the rules are the rules."
"..."
After staring coldly at the man in front of him for a while, Li Ruoyue stood up and turned around and left.
-The other party's attitude has been made very obvious. If you continue to stay here, you are just humiliating yourself.
"Ha... Congratulations to Miss Li."
Watching the girl leave, the man symbolically cupped his hands towards her back, but he didn't even think of standing up.
I am a knife and you are a fish. Now that all the immortals in the Li family have been lost, just like a tiger has lost its claws, the Li family has nothing to fear.
After the girl left, the man waved lazily to the side, and in an instant, a man came out of the darkness and came to him respectfully.
"How are those people doing now?"
While leisurely picking up the teacup on the table and taking a sip, the man asked casually.
"My lord, they are still in prison and have behaved quite calmly before and after."
Lowering his head, the servant clasped his fists and answered respectfully.
"Have the protective implants been delivered?"
"It has been sent, but they may not necessarily..."
"Don't worry about sending it over. If you don't abide by the rules here, you won't be able to blame us even if you die."
As if he knew what the other party wanted to say, the man waved his hand casually.
"Where's the passage they came in through?"
"We are still searching and have not found any clues so far."
"...Look for another two hours. If you haven't found it yet, don't worry about it."