"OK."
With an expression like a mountain pointing up, Phalaenopsis watched the back of someone Shi Shiran leaving with admiration.
"It's a pretense."
Looking at someone's leaving figure, Li Bu, a man on the mountainside, muttered something in his mouth with jealousy.
During that period just now, he experienced the most terrifying ten minutes in his life.
—Shit mountain drowns in the sea.
"..."
As if he heard the complaint from the mountainside man Li Zai, he turned his head and glanced at the mountainside man Li, covered his mouth and nose, and Huanyan silently took a few steps away from him.
Then, because of her small action, Phalaenopsis and Yuzi on the side were able to subconsciously recall what the mountainside man Li had experienced before.
So subconsciously, the two of them also covered their mouths and noses and stayed away from each other.
"No, I have Buddha's light to protect me. It's impossible..."
Seeing that everyone was afraid of avoiding him, Li from the mountainside quickly opened his mouth to explain.
"You'd better go take a shower."
They all took a few steps back, covering their mouth and nose with one hand, and Phalaenopsis made a serious proposal.
Mountainside man Li: "..."
… … … … … … … …
Sitting in the pavilion next to the waterfall, Bai Zhi solemnly opened the file in front of him.
Although it has been nearly a hundred years, the file itself is still very well preserved, and it is obvious from it...
Looking at the file in front of him, Bai Zhi's expression suddenly froze.
It is true that the file is quite well preserved, and the handwriting on it also appears to be quite neat.
But the problem is, he doesn't recognize the words on it...
Although the shape of the handwriting can be vaguely seen as Xiaozhuan, it is not the same thing as the real Xiaozhuan.
Because of the existence of the system, he was still able to communicate with Xun Wu despite the language barrier.
This feature is possessed by all players.
But do you want the system to help you communicate smoothly with other people and at the same time help you understand the words of other civilizations and other worlds
…Don’t even think about it.
"Okay, think on the bright side, at least I got one of the mission props."
Reaching out and pressing his forehead, Bai Zhi slightly helplessly put the file away again.
"At worst, wait till then, bring some food and secretly go to Li Ruoyue to help translate..."
-Because he didn't read the notices that caused trouble, so up to now, he didn't know what happened to Li Ruoyue.
"I don't know if the talismans distributed will be able to work..."
Yawning, Bai Zhi stood up from his chair.
Since setting off into the [Black Territory] yesterday afternoon until now, he has basically not had much rest.
There was no way, things were happening one after another, and changes were happening one after another. Even if he wanted to rest, he didn't have time to rest...
The place where they are now is a resort area that Bai Zhi specially divided for himself in the initial valley in the Huzhong realm.
There are mountains, water, waterfalls, flowers, grass and shade trees, as well as specially designed luxury villas for rest - temporarily.
—Anna followed her to Binhai City before, just to move the villa over Binhai that was filled with memories of her past into the [Demon Refining Pot].
"What's wrong?"
After coming out of the pavilion, Bai Zhi saw Li, a mountainside man, who for some reason hurriedly walked out of the wooden room as if facing a powerful enemy.
It depends on the situation... It seems that the other party took a special shower after coming back
"I may have been set up."
With a slight breath in his mouth, Li, the mountainside man, casually threw a package and a nine-ring tin staff in front of him, as if he was a hot mountain donkey.
"Let me ask you a question, do you recycle Buddha treasures here? I sold these three items to you at a cheap price."
"what happened?"
After looking at Tang Monk's three-piece suit on the ground and squinting his eyes slightly, Bai Zhi raised his head and looked at Li, the man on the mountainside.
"It's very simple. These three Buddha treasures are poisonous. When I wear them and use them, they will subtly change my thinking."
He pulled a chair from the side and sat down. Li, the mountainside man, looked extremely ugly.
"I have a hunch that these three things seem to be transforming me into the real Tang Sanzang."
"Is this like this...I understand."
After thinking for a moment, Bai Zhi nodded.
"But I don't recycle these things here. If you want to sell these things, I have a suitable store that I can recommend to you. You can sell anything in that store. The owner is also a big dog, so I guess It’s no problem to eat these three Buddha treasures of yours.”
"Uh... do you believe it now?"
It seemed that he didn't expect Bai Zhi to believe what he said so easily. Li, the man on the mountainside, couldn't help being slightly stunned.
"Why don't you believe it? I know a lot more things than you know."
Bai Zhi looked noncommittal.
"Don't you want to know whether these three Buddha treasures are given to you? I know."
"who is it?"
His expression changed slightly, and Li, the mountainside man, asked in a deep voice.
If he hadn't vaguely felt something was wrong when he was taking a shower before, he might not have discovered the fishiness among these three Buddha treasures.
Paranoid, cowardly, nagging...
Putting on these three Buddhist treasures, he seemed to have really become that Tang Sanzang.
In this world, is there anything more terrifying than having one's own thinking gradually distorted and rewritten
"...It's a long story, let me start from the beginning."
After a moment of pondering, Bai Zhi spoke.
If he had no feelings for those people in the pure world before, then now, there was already a faint feeling of disgust in his heart.
Even if people from the "Buddha Country" gave away these three Buddha treasures and the title of "Buddha Son", it can be said that they are cultivating effective investment geniuses in their own way.
But he deliberately sent out questionable things with the intention of distorting and rewriting other people's thoughts...
What's the difference between the person who did such a thing and the ghost talk
If he were outside, he might have to be more careful, but now he was in the Demon Refining Pot, a place where no one could enter without his permission. Naturally, he had no worries about talking about these past secrets.
"'Pure World', 'Buddha Country'... So what you are saying is that my three Buddhist treasures and the title [Son of Buddha] were all given by people from the 'Buddha Country'?" "
After listening to Bai Zhi's words, he took a deep breath in his mouth, and the mountainside man Li asked.
"If you think you have a more suitable candidate, you can also propose it if possible."
Yawning, Bai Zhi stood up from his chair.
"Okay, I've said what I need to say. I'm going back to catch up on my sleep. You can think about it yourself."
“—Think carefully about your contact with the “Buddhist Kingdom”. "
Ah, let’s take this opportunity to talk about what happened within a month of the October post.
Because my sister’s wedding is on October 3, I plan to take the high-speed train there on October 1 to attend the wedding.
But unfortunately, on September 30, I fell while riding a bicycle. I was still wearing shorts at the time. My knees were dripping with blood, and my chest was elbowed by my own hand.
However, because I was leaving the next day, I applied Yunnan Baiyao to the wound and then wore long pants the next day. Although my chest hurt badly at the time, I didn’t take it seriously.
I went home on the 4th or 5th, and the wound on my knee successfully filled with pus and became inflamed, but these were minor things. The point is that my chest hurt more and more after I came back. I had no choice but to go to the hospital for a CT scan on the 7th or 8th. , and then found two broken bones.
To be honest, the pain was really painful at that time. When I moved my right hand even a little, my chest hurt so much that I couldn’t even get up...
Of course, this all happened almost a month ago. My chest is much better now, at least it doesn’t hurt so much anymore. It will probably take about another month and a half to be completely healed, and the injury on my foot will also be healed.
Here, I hope all book friends will remember that you should never use your mobile phone while riding a bicycle. This is a bloody lesson (ノ○ Д ○)ノ
Volume 2 The Miracle of Improbable Probability: Chapter 1603 Chapter 677 [Meng Lingmeng] or [Li Ruoyue]? (4k)
The Demon Refining Pot, the realm within the pot.
"I have decided that I will betray Buddhism."
In the pavilion under the moonlight, Li, a mountainside man, waved his hand quite vigorously and put on the moon-white monk's robe again with a solemn expression on his face.
At this time, it is night time.
Different from the lightless night outside in the Tianqiu Valley, there is a bright moon hanging in the night sky in the Huzhong Realm.
The moonlight is like water, and the courtyard is as empty as accumulated water.
After asking for Bai Zhi's consent, Li from the mountainside also shared the things about the pure world with Phalaenopsis and the others. As for himself, he first made a ping-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong act in the room alone. He didn't even eat dinner in the afternoon, and then he came out and announced such a big news to everyone.
"Are you serious?"
Looking at the mountainside man Li standing on the rock in front of him with a convex shape, Phalaenopsis couldn't help but look a little weird.
"Even if that Buddhist country plots against you, there is no need for you..."
"I have made up my mind, you don't need to persuade me anymore."
With one hand behind his back and his head raised at a 45-degree angle, he looked up at the night sky. Li, the man on the mountainside, had a serious look on his face.
"Buddha? From today on, my surname is no longer Buddha. I will open up a new path."
"… so?"
"So I plan to knock on the electronic wooden fish, meet the mechanical Buddha, and then teach the Cyber Scriptures, and finally marry Hatsune Miku."
Turning to look at them, Li Danran, the man on the mountainside, spoke.
"From today on, I officially create e-Buddhism."
Phalaenopsis:"… …"
"What about doctrine?"
At this time, Yuzi on the side asked curiously.
"Since it is electronic Buddhism, it should have something of its own, right?"
"Of course, otherwise what do you think I've been doing all afternoon?"
With a mysterious smile on his face, the mountainside man Li magically took out a mobile phone from his hand. After clicking on the mobile phone a few times, he raised the mobile phone in a serious manner and showed a message on his mobile phone. Wooden fish picture.
"Look, this is an electronic wooden fish. Just tap it and you can add a little merit. It's very useful. As long as you use the dot connector, your merit will continue to flow. It's very useful. Do you want to consider adding electronic Buddhism? ? Those who join the religion in the early stages will receive an electronic wooden fish as a gift immediately!!"
Everyone: "..."
"He's crazy."
After a moment of silence, he turned to look at the others, and Phalaenopsis sighed in his mouth.
"Pure World", "Buddha Land", "Fairy World"...
To be honest, after learning these secrets from the past from the mountainside man Li, even Phalaenopsis thought she was mentally tough and felt relieved for several hours.
As for the other party, who was a party involved, he was almost mentally distorted, and it was natural for him to become insane...
"Forget it if you don't believe it. Anyway, from now on, I will hold my Hatsune Miku and believe in electronic Buddhism."
After curling his lips and jumping off the rock, Li, the mountainside man, pulled up a chair and sat down.
"Those three Buddhist treasures appeared in front of me the day before I entered the world of mountains and seas. In other words, people from the Buddhist kingdom have probably entered the world of mountains and seas."
"You mean what happened in Tianqiu Valley has something to do with them?"