Xia Wen had a look of disgust on his face.
"Anyway, I think the two of them look like a couple. What about you? So..."
"Doraemon, help me!!"
Before Xia Wen could finish the words of disgust, Lin Xiaoyi rushed towards her, hugged her and started crying.
"I don't want..."
"So don't pounce on you when you're covered in stinky sweat!!"
Xia Wen's screams came from inside the room, lingering for three days.
Volume 1: The gap between fiction and reality: Chapter 326 Chapter 322: Xia Wen or the school beauty, which one do you choose
As Lin Xiaoyi's good friend for more than ten years, Xia Wen's best friend from kindergarten, elementary school, junior high school, high school, and even university, it can be said that Xia Wen knows his neighbor extremely well... or that he is a childhood sweetheart.
If she were asked to make a comprehensive and comprehensive evaluation of Lin Xiaoyi, then she could only describe it in one sentence... That is, Lin Xiaoyi is definitely the most suitable candidate to be a wife.
Because Lin Xiaoyi will not actively ask the other party to change anything, but will always try to change herself.
Just like this time, after knowing that being around an ordinary person would make the other person feel distressed and put herself in danger, she would not hesitate to find a way to become a player.
To put it simply, if you like to stay at home and play games, then she will happily play black and white games with you. If you like to travel, then she will also prepare various travel matters in advance. Happy traveling with you.
He would never take the initiative to cause trouble for the other party, and would only try to solve everything by himself.
... This is probably such a character.
If it weren't for the wrong gender, Xia Wen, the other person's childhood sweetheart, would have wanted to take the initiative and marry the other person in advance.
After all, she has a good personality, is beautiful, smart, and has a perfect body. She never takes the initiative to cause trouble for others, and will actively cater to each other's hobbies, especially since her family is very rich and she is an only child... How will a perfect wife like this be born? Where to find it
If you insist on saying that the other party has any shortcomings, then it is probably that once it is decided by the other party, even 100 cows cannot get it back.
"Ignore these things for now, go take a bath for me first, I'm so stinky with sweat!!"
Forcefully pressing the opponent's head with one hand to prevent him from getting close to him, Xia Wen desperately protected the bowl of instant noodles in front of him.
From the time she fell into that hotel and woke up now, she hasn't eaten for almost two days. This is absolutely intolerable for a foodie, especially when all the people outside are unconscious and only one person is left. Under the premise of leaving two lolita, the bowl of instant noodles in front of her is her greatest protection.
When the other party rushed towards her just now, the bowl of instant noodles on her table was almost knocked over...
"Eh? Take a shower, but as for clothes...and this is the other person's home, isn't this not good?"
Lowering his head and taking a look at the clothes that were sticky with sweat, Lin Xiaoyi seemed a little hesitant.
"If you're not careful..."
"You go take a shower immediately, immediately, quickly!!"
After carefully placing his bowl of instant noodles against the table against the wall to make sure it would not tip over, Xia Wen stood up from the chair with some annoyance. After taking off his slippers to the other party, he used two Pushing the other person's shoulder with one hand, Xia Wen forced him out of the door with his bare feet.
"I've already found the clothes you want to wear. Let's talk about anything after you take a shower!! Do you know how much risk I took to soak these two bowls of noodles and add a few sausages? !? Do you really think anyone can go to a place like the kitchen!?”
"Wait, wait a minute, I'm like this...Eh? What happened to them?"
Before he could say the panicked words in his mouth, he was pushed into the living room. Looking at the scene of corpses everywhere in the living room, Lin Xiaoyi was stunned.
She couldn't help but be surprised. It was 20 minutes ago. When Xia Wen woke up and walked out the door and saw the scene in front of her, she was stunned for a long time.
In the living room, Bai Zhi folded his hands on his chest, lay flat on the sofa and closed his eyes to sleep. In the open space next to the living room, a mat was spread out, and a quilt was placed on it. Mu Qianse also followed suit with the same Lying there, both of their bodies were motionless, looking lifelike.
Next to the coffee table, a cute blond loli with a white crown on her head to hold her forehead bangs in place moved a small stool and sat in front of the coffee table. She was looking at the computer in front of her with a grimace.
Not sure if it was an illusion, but Lin Xiao could vaguely see question marks popping up one after another on the head of this blond loli...
In the kitchen near the door, the blazing firelight was clearly visible through the glass door.
"...What happened here?"
Turning her head blankly, Lin Xiaoyi asked Xia Wen, who was dressed in a nondescript manner behind her.
No matter how smart she is, she can't tell what happened here before from the weird situation in front of her.
"Try the medicine, test the medicine. Anna told me not to worry about it. They will probably wake up after a few more hours of sleep."
While pushing Lin Xiaoyi towards the bathroom, Xia Wen answered in his mouth.
"...Anna?"
Being pushed forward by Xia Wen unconsciously, Lin Xiaoyi looked confused.
"That's the cute little girl over there who is immersed in the ocean of knowledge. Her way of speaking is very interesting... Don't disturb her, I will continue to teach her math later."
Pushing Lin Xiaoyi to the bathroom in one breath, Xia Wen reached out and opened the bathroom door in front of her. Perhaps because she had just taken a shower before, there was still white mist rising in the bathroom.
"The clothes are on the chair over there, but there is no towel, so you can just make do with your own coat. The hair dryer is over there in the living room. I will bring it to you after you wash it... How about it, you still have it? Any questions?"
"Body Wash… "
"No, only soap!! Boys don't use girly things like shower gel!!"
Xia Wen turned on the heating lamp in the bathroom with a bang. Xia Wen turned around and walked out of the bathroom, while also closing the door neatly.
"There's only one kind of shampoo, so just make do with it!!"
Lin Xiaoyi: "..."
Although she was indeed feeling very uncomfortable now, taking a shower at the boy she liked's house and wearing his clothes...she was not as careless and heartless as Xia Wen.
"Forget it, I'm already used to it anyway... Wait, sportswear and a white shirt, are these the clothes she found for me?"
Sighing in her mouth, Lin Xiaoyi first walked to the chair and looked at the clothes that her best friend had chosen for her. Then she picked up the two clothes on the chair that were obviously one size larger. , her face suddenly darkened involuntarily.
So the question is... where are the pants
Is that guy Xia Wen really planning to let himself go out wearing these two clothes? Where did this shameful PLAY come from
Although she knew that the other party spent extra time drawing notebooks on some unexplained website... but just preparing these two clothes for herself was a bit too much, right? Wait, if you put it this way...
As if he suddenly thought of something, he turned his head and looked at the washing machine placed near the door. Lin Xiaoyi quickly stepped forward and put on the clothes that Xia Wen had changed into when he took a shower. I picked it up and shook it.
Then, as a light yellow piece of clothing and another piece of underwear fell leisurely from the air, her face suddenly turned darker.
"Vacuum...doesn't that guy have any sense of shame!?"
Volume One: The Gap between Illusion and Reality: Chapter 327 Chapter 323 Are you a devil
It took about an hour for Lin Xiaoyi to take a long bath. Compared with Xia Wen's 15 minutes before, it was undoubtedly a day and a day.
But when she was getting dressed, she encountered a very embarrassing thing.
—The buttons of her white shirt fell off due to her.
"I won't return this dress."
After looking at the button on her hand in silence for three seconds, Lin Xiaoyi quickly made a decision in her heart.
Throwing his coat and Xia Wen's clothes into the washing machine, Lin Xiaoyi poured the washing powder into it, and then pressed the washing switch.
When she opened the bathroom door and walked out, she found that Xia Wen, who had heard the noise, was already standing at the door waiting for her.
After seeing the attire she was wearing now, she could clearly see a strong hint of disappointment on Xia Wen's face.
"You're not even going to change your pants and wash them. Aren't you uncomfortable wearing them? Fortunately, I chose this outfit..."
"...So you definitely did it on purpose, right?"
With a dark face, wearing a sportswear that almost reached her knees, and her own pants, Lin Xiaoyi walked out of the bathroom dragging her slippers while arranging the long hair on her back with her hands.
Fortunately, this was in someone else's home. If it had been at any other time, she would have gone up to him and given him a backstop plus Bajibeng and Badantu.
If you don't fight for three days, you will go to the house to uncover the tiles. Xia Wen belongs to this type.
The other party used to try every possible means to find inspiration for his notebooks from her. After being given a severe lesson by her, a certain guy angrily gave up on using her as the heroine in his notebooks. idea…
"Do you know what sexy is? In front of sexy, cuteness and so on are completely worthless."
Pouting his lips, Xia Wen handed over the hair dryer in his hand.
"Mu Qianse is cute and cute, and timid. She is the easiest to arouse a man's desire for protection. But it is impossible for you to take this route, so you have to reluctantly go for sex..."
Lin Xiaoyi, whose face was red, gave the other party a slap in the hand, interrupting the other party's words through physical means.
Although it took her nearly an hour to take a bath, even now, the two people lying on the sofa and lying on the mat on the ground still have no intention of waking up. It seems that the effect of the medicine is quite strong.
Anna was still sitting in front of the computer in front of the coffee table, and next to the coffee table, an extra bench appeared at some point. There were still two finished instant noodle boxes left on the coffee table. The owner of the extra bench It was already obvious who it was.
In the kitchen, the firelight reflected through the glass doors and windows was three times stronger than before... So is someone refining alchemy in there
Lin Xiaoyi was very curious about this in her heart.
"Okay, go ahead and blow dry your hair slowly, I'll continue teaching Anna math."
After bringing another bucket of instant noodles that he had made in anticipation of the other person's bathing time to the other party, Xia Wen spoke to Lin Xiaoyi who was blow-drying her hair.
"But to be honest, I still think it's better for you to do what I said before. As the saying goes, if you show up in the way I said, you can effectively improve the other person's favorability."
"... You'd better add a coat."
Looking at the other person's barren chest and the white shirt and men's shorts on his body, recalling the other person's feat of vacuuming up and down, after a moment of silence, Lin Xiaoyi spoke without words.
"The air conditioner is on in the room. It's already very hot. If I add another layer of clothes, won't I be overheated to death?"
Rolling his eyes, Xia Wen even reached out and unbuttoned the top button of the white shirt he was wearing as he spoke, revealing a large area of fair skin underneath.
"Forget it, just don't listen if you don't want to. If I had known this, I wouldn't even let you put that white shirt on..."
Lin Xiaoyi: "..."
"... If I remember correctly, your math scores seem to have been struggling on the edge of passing line, right?"
After a moment of silence, looking at the blond loli sitting in front of the coffee table and trying to learn to swim in the ocean of knowledge, Lin Xiaoyi spoke.
"Honestly, I suspect you are misleading someone."
"Hey, hey, you can talk nonsense, but you can't talk nonsense. Why did I mislead someone?"
His teaching ability was questioned, and Xia Wen asked in a somewhat unhappy tone.
"It's just elementary school mathematics. Can't I teach it?"
"No, this kind of thing can actually be seen at a glance."
While blowing her hair with a hair dryer, Lin Xiaoyi pointed towards the living room.
"Before, question marks appeared one after another on her head, but after receiving your general teaching, her head began to appear like "Θ●◆▼▲■※〓?Ψ∮卍卐￡" Such a Martian article... What on earth are you teaching?"
"Well… "
Looking back, Xia Wen realized that this seemed to be the case.
Just like the characters in comics will have bubbles popping up one after another above their heads to represent dialog boxes, at this moment, on Anna’s head, one after another Martian symbols are popping up...
"Ahem... Do you think Anna can put a golden exclamation mark on her head and then we run to take over the mission?"
Putting his hand to his mouth and coughing a few times, Xia Wen tried to change the subject in the worst way possible.
"If it looks like this, I feel like... "
"If you don't tell the truth, your pocket money will be halved this month."
After interrupting the other party's words without politeness, Lin Xiaoyi spoke calmly.
"Anyway, my uncle and aunt have left your living expenses to me to manage. It's okay to slightly reduce your expenses."
"...I just showed her some elementary school math Olympiad questions."
After a moment of silence, Xia Wen raised his hands and announced his surrender.
"The math questions in elementary school are too simple. They are nothing more than a brain pumping pool manager who has one pipe for water in and one pipe for water out. He insists on locking chickens and ducks in the same cage, and then asks people to count how many chickens there are. The perverted duck farmer really didn’t have any challenges at all. So I found some elementary school math Olympiad questions on the Internet and showed them to her... Are the elementary school math Olympiad questions really so lethal?"
"...Are you a devil?"
The corners of her mouth twitched involuntarily. After glaring at Xia Wen in front of her, and then turning her head to look at the blond lolita over there, Lin Xiaoyi's eyes had already unconsciously drawn... A hint of pity.
"Obviously, even those elementary school math questions have already filled her head with questions, but you are so crazy that you asked her to get to know the elementary school math Olympiad questions in advance... I suddenly had the idea of doing something for heaven."
"Uh... you blow slowly, I'm leaving, bye!!"
After a second of silence, after seeing Lin Xiaoyi's eyes in front of him becoming sharp, Xia Wen turned around and ran away without hesitation.
Lin Xiaoyi: "..."