After a moment of thinking, the West Pavilion Master exhaled in his mouth.
"The chicken legs placed on the table for no reason disappeared. Since no one ate them secretly, the chicken legs could not decompose themselves for no reason, so the table was the only one who could eat the chicken legs secretly... Breaking the rules and breaking through the inertia of fixed thinking, in this absurd situation In Miao's world, you have to use absurd conclusions. You are not afraid that the inference you find is wrong, but you are afraid of being like a headless fly without any direction or possibility. There is nothing wrong with trying it a little... I have learned a lesson."
—Bai Zhi suddenly discovered that the West Pavilion Master still had the potential to be a representative of the Chinese class.
"No, you're overthinking it. I just want to masturbate suddenly."
Rolling his eyes, Bai Zhi turned around and walked towards Fat Ci and Yuan Que.
"After all, men should fuck men!!"
Master of the West Pavilion: "???"
"Um!?"
Yanhuo Fengyue, who was squatting next to Chang Xi and remembering his lost chicken leg, quickly raised his head.
"What to do!!"
Someone's words were sonorous and powerful.
"..."
"cut… "
Yanhuo Fengyue lowered her head again with a disappointed look on her face, while Chang Xi, who was watching the whole scene next to her, narrowed his eyes slightly.
(Sure enough, the better you understand human beings, the more interesting they become...)
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In a sense, Li Changyu's current situation is quite bad... although the previous situation itself was not much better.
After being eaten as food by the desk, no part of the skin on his head was intact. Bai Sensen's gums were all exposed, his eyelids were gone, and his eye sockets were hollow. In addition, he was now The tragic situation with only one head left looked particularly poignant.
If it weren't for the fact that he was still breathing weakly, Yuan Que would probably think that the other party was already dead.
"Put it in a box and take it back. Maybe it can be saved."
After a moment of pondering, Bai Zhi spoke to Yuan Que.
"Although only half of his head is left, as long as his consciousness is still there, the infirmary should be able to save him."
"Since even the table and bed can gain life, wouldn't the suitcase gain... the suitcase given by the system has this effect?"
After being stunned for a moment, Yuan Que quickly reacted, and his expression couldn't help but change slightly.
"Wait a minute, if you say that, then the clothes we are wearing may suddenly gain life and eat us... Does the change of clothes given by the system have such a profound meaning?"
"I don't know. It's hard to talk about this kind of thing, but for peace of mind, you can change it."
Bai Zhi reached out and touched his chin, with a thoughtful look on his face.
"Speaking of which, at first, human limbs gained independent life, and then these purely dead objects, tables, beds, and furniture gained life... Then what else will come after that?"
"No... Come on, can you put me down first? I feel quite dangerous now... "
While twisting and struggling on the chair, a certain forgotten Fatty looked like he was about to cry.
"I feel like this chair is biting me!!!"
"Relax and just treat it like losing weight."
After a little comfort, Bai Zhi turned his head and looked at the West Pavilion Master.
"It's not convenient for me to use a gun. Please...what do you want to do?"
Bai Zhi couldn't help but feel a little strange when he saw the West Pavilion Master holding something in his hand and trying to put it into the toilet.
"..."
A silver knight's sword flew over and cut the rope in half and stuck it on the ground. At the same time, the West Pavilion Master entered the toilet, and the calm voice came from inside.
"Change."
Although whether to change clothes or not does not matter to Bai Zhi, after witnessing so many things gaining life, and more things coming to life in the future, the West Pavilion Court Master felt that he wanted peace of mind. It's still necessary.
After all, if something goes wrong with his clothes later, then he will have to fight naked... Just thinking about that picture makes his life gloomy.
And just when a certain fat man jumped up from the chair to check his body as if he was electrocuted, on the other side, Yuan Que's head, which was carefully put into the suitcase, was suddenly shrouded in a faint white light. A miracle was happening here. Happens to half of the head.
When the light dissipated a moment later, the head returned to its original state.
Opening his eyes, Li Changyu spoke quickly and said his first words after waking up.
"Ah Que! Quickly help me take out the figures from my backpack!! I have finally waited for this day!!!"
Yuan Que: "?"
Volume 1 The Gap between Illusion and Reality: Chapter 508 Chapter 501 The World
Under the premise that all dead things will be able to come to life, there is almost no safe place in the entire world.
As long as you are injured, your body will change, and then your own spiritual energy recovery speed will be forced to zero. You will use less spiritual energy, but the enemies you have to face are endless.
Although it is said that one only needs to pay attention to not getting hurt, but under the premise that the whole world is one's enemy, how easy is it to not get hurt
If it hadn't been for a certain greedy table, they would have all been injured. After all, at that time they were either sitting on chairs, leaning on cabinets, or sitting on beds, and these items were on It was later confirmed that they had all gained life at some point. Although it was impossible to kill them, there was still no problem in biting them.
Take the chair that a certain fat man was sitting on, for example. The chair bit him hard several times, but he had been injured before, so it didn't matter. As the saying goes, if there are too many lice, it doesn't itch. Don’t worry if you have more, just think of it as losing weight.
Of course, in this environment, it is impossible to not be injured at all.
—What Bai Zhi can do now is delay the injury as long as possible.
After the West Pavilion Master, Yuan Que also went to the toilet to change out of his clothes. After all, there were two girls in the room, so it was impossible to strip naked directly in the room, right
"Don't mention it. I really almost died this time. Fortunately, my physical attributes are high enough."
Facing Bai Zhi's inquiry, Li Changyu sighed in his mouth.
"In this state, I can't use my skills, but fortunately the effect of the title can still be used, but if you had found me later, I would probably be out here."
"That title of yours, Old Two-Dimension? What happened after you were swallowed?"
Bai Zhi slightly raised his eyebrows and asked curiously.
He did not ask about the detailed effects of this title. After all, things like title skills are top-secret information belonging to the players themselves.
If Galina hadn't revealed the shadow guard's affairs out of revenge, he wouldn't have exposed the existence of the shadow guard in front of others. Things like trump cards are still very important.
"My eyes were all black. I couldn't move or make a sound. I felt like the fine teeth were biting me bit by bit. I felt like a catfish or a mermaid on a sticky board... Ah Que, hurry up. of!!"
Before he finished speaking, Li Changyu hurriedly shouted at Yuan Que who had changed his clothes and walked out of the toilet.
"I have no hands now. You have to help me with this kind of thing. Hurry up, I want to see my wife move with my own eyes!!"
"..."
Yuan Que, who had a dark face and was really too lazy to pay attention to this guy, simply pretended not to hear at all.
Although in theory, it is indeed possible for those figures to come to life and move, are you sure that the thing that moves will really be your wife? The monsters are pretty much...
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With the disappearance of Li Tong and the others, the remaining players in the room at this moment are Bai Zhi, Yanhuo Fengyue, Chang Xi, West Pavilion Court Master, Yuan Que, Li Changyu, and a certain Fatty.
Among them, Li Changyu completely lost the ability to move, and the bodies of Yanhuo Fengyue and a certain fat man changed.
The situation of Yanhuo Fengyue was a little better, except that a small human face appeared on her forehead, and a certain Fatty who had been bitten by a chair several times before looked a little miserable.
At this moment, not only were his chest densely covered with eyes, but also new eyes appeared one after another on the back of his hands and back. As the eyes closed in the blink of an eye, the whole person looked... More like a ghost story than a ghost story...
"Just think of me as a brick and move it wherever you need it! I promise not to hold you back!!"
While grinning, he used a bandage to wrap around the wound that was bitten by the chair before, and the eyes that appeared densely on the back of his hand, as if he was afraid that he would be thrown away as a drag bottle, looking at that While several people were gathered together to discuss the matter, a certain fat man quickly expressed his position.
His own family knows his own affairs, and he doesn't have a good friend to help him like Li Changyu. If he really wants to be thrown away as a scapegoat in this situation, in this environment that is gradually becoming scary, he should What is appropriate is a situation of ten deaths and no life.
"Very good, then he will be left in your custody for the time being."
Regardless of the protest of an old two-dimensional person, Bai Zhi zipped up the bag and handed him the suitcase in his hand, then turned to look at Yuan Que.
"How about it, can you control these things?"
"It's possible, but it's very difficult... I'll try my best."
After exhaling a little breath, Yuan Quan nodded.
In their room, the objects that have been discovered so far that have definitely gained life include the following.
First there were four beds, then two tables, and three chairs. All these things were chopped into pieces by the West Pavilion Court Master.
Although they have gained life, their ability to move is quite slow, about the same as the walking speed of a two or three-year-old child, but the real difficulty is not in this.
Just like the previous organs and limbs that gained life, they also have the same characteristics, that is, the ability to swallow spiritual energy. As long as the player has contact with them, the other party will spontaneously swallow your spiritual energy. .
Before hostility is shown, the effect of this devouring is very weak. The player's own spiritual energy recovery speed can directly offset the devoured spiritual energy, so they were not aware of it before.
Originally, Yanhuo Fengyue was expected to be the first to notice this abnormal change, but at that time, all her thoughts were focused on the face on her forehead...
Bai Zhi's idea was to see if Yuan Que could control the bodies of these chairs and beds to form an isolation and protective layer around them. Although the effect would not be very good, it was better than nothing.
—The time now is two o'clock in the morning, and there are still ten hours before their return.
"We can't stay in the room anymore. Since everything as small as shoes and clothes, and as big as a table and bed can be given life, there's no reason why the walls, floors, and even the entire room can't be given life. It's too dangerous for us to stay here."
Sheathing the silver-white knight's sword in his hand, Master Xige frowned slightly and spoke.
"It's more dangerous outside. Inside the room, at least we only have to face these transformed furniture, but outside, there are countless organ aliens... Let's go to the rooftop."
After thinking for a moment, Bai Zhi said.
"Although there is a certain danger on the rooftop, at least we don't need to be as passive as we are now... You take Yuan Que to kill more tables and beds. We will use their corpses to build partitions..."
Before he could finish his sentence, with the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground, Li Tong, covered in blood, appeared in the room again.
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Volume One: The Gap between Imagination and Reality: Chapter 509 Chapter 502 The Final Crazy Preparations
The night sky was as black as ink. There was no moon or stars, it was pitch black.
"I was sucked into the literal Noah's Ark."
After coughing violently several times and spitting out a mouthful of bloody saliva, Li Tong spoke with a solemn expression.
"When I was swallowed by that bed before, I couldn't make a sound, but I was caught off guard and suffered a lot of injuries. But just when I was about to break the bed and go out to remind you, I was forcibly pulled in It’s a strange place.”
"The true body of Noah's Ark?"
The West Pavilion Master frowned slightly.
"There is still world consciousness in this world, right? Why does it drag you in?"
"Because the world is crazy."
Li Tong sighed in his mouth.
"The system has warned you, right? The whole world is our enemy."
"Please tell me in detail."
After looking at the bleeding wound on the other person's body and the looming eyes on his sleeves, Bai Zhi handed over a stapler and a large roll of tape in a friendly manner.
"By the way, please take care of the wounds on your body."
"...The world itself was distorted by some unknown existence, and Noah's Ark could not escape. Under this situation, the chosen ones of Noah's Ark joined this large-scale battle mission in order to take the last fire of the world away from this world. among."
Wordlessly taking the stapler and tape, Li Tong told the information he knew in the simplest words possible.
"Actually, at the very beginning, our mission had only one goal, which was to take the fire out of this world. After we escaped from the real dream world, we had completed the mission by asking the store manager to hand over the fire to us."
"But the mission was later changed, right?"
Bai Zhi narrowed his eyes slightly.
"That's right, that bastard didn't want to die, so he secretly changed the mission. He planned to seize the identity of our players and escape to our world."
When he said this, Li Tong gritted his teeth.
"At first, he was interested in Fat Ci's body, but later he became more interested in the old two-dimensional one. Originally, he wanted to slowly choose among the few of us, but in the end, he was killed by that Galina by some strange combination of circumstances. … Cheaper on that guy.”