So to sum up, I now have an additional apprentice named Junior Junior Brother. Fortunately, this child can take care of himself, otherwise there will inevitably be another wave of trouble. Although it is said that because of taking care of Qiu Yu, whether it is breastfeeding, changing diapers or teaching me to walk, I have a lot of experience, but it is still very troublesome no matter what.
On the first day, the protagonist said he wanted to help me, and came to my side while I was cooking. So I decided to go to Qiuyu to borrow some salt, so I let Zhu Jue watch the fire and went out by myself. I don't think I was out very long, but when I came back, I saw half the house was burning.
You can understand how shocked I was at that time. Fortunately, I have an ice-type physique, so I was able to rush in, hug Zhu Jue out, put out the fire and save half of my house. Because my house is located on the small mountain where only Qiu Yu lives with the master who has never been there, so it is understandable that no one was found. Zhu Jue was so disheartened that he didn't dare to say a word while standing behind me. Seeing his pitiful appearance, I didn't even bother to scold him. I could only see how big the loss was. But fortunately, I have maintained the good habit of a cultivator, that is, to put all the valuable belongings in my own space, so it seems so serious, that is, when I rushed in to hug someone, I burned a piece of my clothes. Because the bathtub in my house was also burned down, I had no choice but to go to the river to wash up and change clothes. You know, as the male second, image is very important.
So I turned around and asked Zhu Jue, "Do you want to take a bath?"
Zhu Jue raised his head and glanced at me, then lowered his head again: "I'm sorry..."
"There won't be a next time." My house can't stand the fire either.
"... yes... sorry..."
"Don't keep apologizing."
In the end, he obediently followed me to the river, and came over and tried to wipe my back when everyone was washing for nothing. I couldn't hold him back, so he agreed casually, and the result was that Zhu Jue, who accidentally fell, was pulled into the river and hit his head on a rock at the bottom of the river and drank a lot of water. The smell of the river water is not very good. Although the unpolluted water is very cool, there are a lot of fish, aquatic plants and other things in it, so it is still very fishy. After I got up from the water, I turned around and saw that Zhu Jue was still thumping in the water. The water was as deep as his calf, but he just didn't get up. I realized that it might be the sequelae after he was soaked in the water before, so I pulled him up by the arm. The moment I was pulled up, Zhu Jue jumped into my arms and wrapped me around like an octopus. I'm not used to physical contact, but I couldn't push him away with a ruthless hand, so I patted Zhu Jue on the head: "Don't be afraid."
He didn't speak, so I continued to pat him on the head. After filming for about ten minutes, Zhu Jue finally spoke: "At that time I thought I was going to die."
"Well, you're not dead."
"The feeling of suffocating slowly in the water is terrible."
"Well, I fished you up. It's very heavy." It was the princess who hugged you back.
I felt him shed wet tears on my chest, the sticky one was actually kind of disgusting, but after all, the child is sad, so let's hold it and wash it off later.
After crying for a while, Zhu Jue stopped, and finally let me go after sobbing, so I had time to wash the tears and snot from my chest. Although it's human nature, it's really disgusting to have snot mixed with tears all over someone's body. If Zhu Jue doesn't let go, I think I might throw him out. Zhu Jue himself was also very embarrassed, standing on the sidelines and continuing to clean up for nothing. Half of our first day together was so messy, and we had to make lunch again when we went back, and half of the house was burned down and left unattended. I really felt tired.
So the remaining half of the day was spent hastily getting something to eat and then repairing the house, checking what was missing and recording it. Zhu Jue also seemed very embarrassed, and obediently helped me run around, but the whole day passed after such a toss. At night, I realized that this was the first time in so many years that I did not practice all day and just did some miscellaneous things. I also felt a little decadent, so I decided to meditate at night when I went to bed. But when I was posing on the floor beside the bed, I saw Zhu Jue running over with his pillow in his arms and asked me, "Aren't you coming to sleep?"
"It's a bit deserted today, so I have to make up for it now."
He lowered his head visibly: "I'm sorry... it's all because of me."
"It doesn't matter." I have long known that raising children is troublesome, for example, Qiu Yu, although she is well-behaved and sensible now, she was very noisy before.
"Won't you dislike me? To cause you so much trouble?"
"Won't."
"Really?" The puppy pricked up its ears.
"Um."
When I came back to my senses the next morning after practicing, I found that Zhu Jue's head was resting on my lap, sleeping soundly on my stomach. I don't know how long he was lying on the ground, but obviously Zhu Jue was not hostile, so I didn't think there was anything wrong and just immersed myself in my cultivation. After all, I know that I will probably accompany Zhu Jue to fight against the Great Demon King in the future, so my strength basically determines my survival rate, so it's better to work harder. But thinking that such a troublesome brat will become a very powerful hero in the future, actually looking at Zhu Jue still makes people feel very unreal. But Zhu Jue is the protagonist, and this will not change.
I shook the protagonist awake, waited for him to clean himself up with sleepy eyes, and finally started the first step of the protagonist to dominate the world, which is to teach him cultivation.
Although this is said, it is clear that no matter where the protagonist is, he will definitely not be able to get ahead just by learning from his master. If he did not find it from the cave under the cliff/inherited from his ancestors/obtained after many tests/encountered a fairy somewhere and was killed Immortals seem to get/acquired by accident in the immortal's cave, the master's comprehension book (zuo) book (bi) son (qi), it is almost ashamed to meet other protagonists. As a master, this is still very sad, because you work hard to teach your apprentice, but what the apprentice learns is completely different. Zhu Jue also has such a small book in his hand, which is a relic left to him by his mother who has never seen the end of the dragon. I know this. As far as the plot is concerned, half of the small book is responsible for the hunting down of the child in Zhu Jue's predecessor. This exercise can be called the method of bringing the dead back to life. Even a bad spiritual root can become a heavenly spiritual root under the nourishment of this exercise, which is really enviable. But as the male second, my own spiritual root is obviously not bad, so I feel a little less jealous. But no matter what, even if the spiritual root is good, I have to work hard every day to reach the current level. Thinking of the protagonist's rocket-like upgrade speed, I don't know how many chapters I can teach him.
... But envy, jealousy and hatred are useless, because he is the protagonist, with the main (bei) horn (jing) light (hu) ring (kou).
Although the idea is a bit sour, but I still have to teach Zhu Jue very seriously. He is also the kind of protagonist who is more motivated. Li and I are not in the same system at all, which means that although he is listening, he is still practicing his own skills when he is practicing. It made me even more bitter for no reason. But I knew that his exercises were better than mine, so I didn't stop him, I just reminded him when he was about to go crazy. The protagonist is also very obedient, always coming over to ask me various questions. I can answer most of them, but there are also some tricky ones. I can only tell him that I don’t know, and then go to the Sutra Pavilion to look up materials or ask (other people’s) masters, etc., and try to explain to him. Of course, there are also some questions that I can't find the answer to. Usually, these questions will bother me for many days. After all, I am only in the integration period.
He stayed with me for three months, during which he successfully reached the consecration period, which still surprised me at this speed. Although I know that he (was) cheated, but actually feeling it is another matter. Although my own spiritual roots are not bad, it took me more than three years to even build the foundation, which is too miserable compared to others' three months. In addition to cultivation, this brat has also successfully learned to clean up—I mean clean up according to my hygiene standards—and basic refining skills. I didn't learn this from me. I "met" the most "mysterious" senior refiner of our Linshan School, Uncle Feihuang, in the back mountain. As far as I know, in order to wait for the protagonist to come, he wanders around the back mountain every day, and secretly comes to me every day to complain, because I think he is annoying, I have to make excuses for Zhu Jue to go for a walk in the back mountain from time to time, at least I met this guy A mysterious person who often comes to my kitchen to steal food, who can't take his eyes off a pretty girl, who doesn't wash his underwear for a month, a senior craftsman.
By the way, his setting should be non-human, not interested in women, clean freak, just like my dad's...something strange mixed in...such an image of a tall man. But like I just said, this guy is like most people, except for the name, it is basically not the same thing as the setting.
What makes me a little bit relieved is that although I have been given a lot of gold fingers, there is still one thing that Zhu Jue will never be able to do but I can do it, that is, Zhu Jue has so far been unable to distinguish between salt and monosodium glutamate. clear.
So after my kitchen burned down again, I had to put a piece of paper on my kitchen door:
"Zhu Jue and Fei Huang are not allowed to enter"
It's really a sad story.
The author has something to say: The setting of the realm of comprehension in the article:
Foundation building, consecration, fusion, heartbeat, golden elixir, Yuanying, out of body, distraction, fit, hole void, Mahayana, crossing the catastrophe
↑The above resources are from Du Niangniang.
Don’t complain about the fact that there was no MSG in ancient times, this is not ancient times, not even the earth→_→[Yes, the author is quibbling]
Anyway, don’t care about these details if you are complaining about the article→_→[Yes, the author is putting aside responsibility]