Seeing Xuanwu's appearance, Yan Chu and Xiao Keqing couldn't help but cover their mouths.
"What are you making all the fuss about?" Xuanwu glanced at the two of them and said, "I am Xuanwu and the God of Water, so naturally I have to stay in the water."
Yan Chu swallowed his saliva and asked, "How long have you been here?"
"It's only for one night. Is there any problem? Is it possible that I have to pay for the water if I soak it?" Xuanwu's bad temper has not changed at all.
"I don't need the money, but..."
Yan Chu said silently: "You are in a human body now, so it's not good to spend a night like this..."
"What's wrong?!"
Xuanwu snorted and stood up from the barrel, but lost his balance and fell back again.
Xuanwu soaked in the water all night, forcibly making Yasuo's body double in weight. Yasuo, who was already a little thin, turned into a ball.
Xuanwu covered his head and said, "Wait... Why do you feel something is wrong?"
Yan Chu and Xiao Keqing quickly pulled Xuanwu out of the barrel and dragged it to the sun to dry.
"Senior Xuanwu, after all, you are still in the body of our elder Liu, and your lifestyle must be in accordance with human beings." Yan Chu said sincerely.
Xuanwu replied in a daze: "How dare you! How can my cultivation level be based on human life? Help me go back quickly, I can stay here for another six hours!"
Yan Chu: "..."
This old bastard has such a bad temper!
When I think about Xuanwu returning to his original state after six hours, I'm afraid it will be even more difficult.
Therefore, if you want to conquer Xuanwu, it seems that you must take action while it is not strong yet!
So Yan Chu immediately asked the system:
"System, how do I use the beast control space to conquer my spiritual pet?"
[System: The host only needs to sign a spiritual contract with the spiritual pet.]
"Nonsense, how do you sign a spiritual contract?"
[System: The host needs to touch the spiritual pet’s eyebrows, and then say the spiritual contract incantation. After reciting the incantation, the spiritual pet only needs to respond in agreement, and the spiritual contract will be signed.]
The mantra for signing a spiritual contract automatically appeared in Yan Chu's mind.
However, this made Yan Chu feel a pain in his balls. The incantation of this spiritual contract was smelly and long. Before he could finish reciting it, Xuanwu would probably hammer him to death.
How to fool this old devil
Yan Chu was thinking hard, and suddenly an idea came to him.
"System, if I translate the spell into another language, will it be effective after I say it?"
[System:... It is valid, but the host is asked not to exploit system bugs.]
Yan Chu suddenly laughed.
What is a BUG?
Is it called a BUG if you don't let people exploit it?
Fortunately, Yan Chu’s English was good before he traveled through time, but he didn’t expect it to come in handy again!
So Yan Chu showed an evil smile and said to Xuanwu: "Senior Xuanwu, I have already scolded Elder Liu for you before coming here, but Elder Liu was very dissatisfied and said that you are 'I do'."
As soon as Yasuo was mentioned, Xuanwu Qi was all over the place. He asked, "What does Aido mean?"
"It means retarded."
"He just loves to teach, his whole family loves to teach!" Xuanwu said angrily.
Yan Chu coughed twice and said: "Senior Xuanwu, your pronunciation is not standard enough. Come on, read it after me, I~~~~do~~~"
"I...do?"
"Yes, that's right! If you practice a few more times, when you see Elder Liu later, you can hit him back hard!"
Yan Chu's smile became more and more evil. Xiao Keqing looked at it and guessed that Yan Chu must be thinking wrongly again.
Seeing Xuanwu starting to practice pronunciation repeatedly, Yan Chu quickly put his hand on Xuanwu's head and recited the incantation loudly in English!
"Hear my words, and bear witness to my vow..."
At this moment, Yan Chu was extremely sober. Fortunately, he had studied it a few times in English class, otherwise it would have been really difficult to fool Xuanwu!
He finished the incantation quickly with a very fast speaking speed. Xuanwu felt that something was wrong, so he slapped Yan Chu's hand away and cursed: "Aidu!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Xuanwu's body quickly glowed with light.
"Asshole, what did you do to me!" Xuanwu's expression changed drastically, and he already sensed something was wrong.
Yan Chu chuckled: "Senior Xuanwu, no wonder this junior, this junior is also thinking about safety. You have to be aggrieved first and become the spiritual pet of this junior. We will slowly cultivate feelings and other things in the future!"
Xuanwu heard this and said angrily: "You kid took me as your spiritual pet?? I clearly didn't agree with you... Wait, you... you tricked me!"
"As the saying goes, a war never tires of deceit. Senior Xuanwu, I accept it!"
"Calm down, it's not sweet to force yourself!"
"The twisted melon is not sweet, but it quenches your thirst! Squeeze it hahahaha!"
A wanton smile appeared on Yan Chu's face. At this time, the majestic Xuanwu Master was reduced to a bullied little wife. On the spot, his soul was pulled out of Yasuo's body and put into the beast-controlling space!
Without Xuanwu's soul control, Yasuo's body suddenly collapsed like a dead dog.
The person who signed the spiritual contract with Yan Chu was Xuanwu. Yasuo's body was naturally unable to enter the beast-controlling space. However, Yan Chu did not expect that the beast-controlling space would directly forcibly separate Xuanwu's soul from Yasuo's body.
In this way, as long as six hours pass, Yasuo's soul recovers, and Yan Chu puts Xuanwu's body into the beast-controlling space, everything will be fine!
With Xuanwu taken away, Yan Chu no longer has any worries. No matter how arrogant and arrogant the old demon is, he can't take action against him. After all, if Yan Chu dies, it must die with him!
"Master, Master, have you accepted Senior Xuanwu?" Xiao Keqing asked in surprise.
"Well, Xuanwu is now my spiritual pet." Yan Chu replied solemnly.
After all, he is a spiritual pet. Yan Chu even changed his name to Xuanwu. His arrogance is evident...
Xiao Keqing was so impressed that she had nothing to say. After all, Xuanwu was so powerful that it seemed that even Saiban, who was in the Tribulation Realm, could not be provoked.
But Yan Chu conquered him easily.
In Dongze Divine Kingdom, who else can bully the Thunder Sect
The mountain-protecting beast Saiban in the Tribulation Realm, and the spiritual pet Xuanwu who is even more powerful than the Tribulation Realm... Anyone who dares to bully the Thunder Sect is no different from seeking death!
Yan Chu dragged Yasuo's body to the corner and thought in his mind:
"A Xuanwu ran out of nowhere and knocked down several fairy peaks. It also caused so many monsters. The other three mythical beasts may appear at some point. How about we find them all in one go? Come out and collect everything?"
This thought just passed by for a moment, because Yan Chu had no idea where the other three divine beasts were hidden.
Xuanwu must be angry now. Even if he knew, he would never tell it. He might even deliberately point to a dangerous place to trick Yan Chu.
(End of chapter)