"But we can't get through the front and back doors, so how can we bring Junior Brother Zeyang out?"
Mu Qingqian asked with a frown.
Yan Chu lowered his head and thought for a while, then suddenly asked: "Where is Saiban? I didn't seem to see it just now."
"Saipan it..."
Mu Qingqian led Yan Chu to the entrance of the village and saw Saiban lying in a temple at the entrance of the village. The statue of an unknown god had been removed and replaced by a soft mat. Saiban was lying on the temple. On the mat, there are all kinds of fruits in front of you, and the temple and inside are crowded with people who come to pay homage to the mythical beasts.
"This is the mountain-protecting beast of the Thunder Sect, the legendary Tengu!"
"Look at the black and white chaos in its eyes, the three flowers gathering on its forehead, and its sharp fangs and sharp claws, you will know how powerful its bloodline is!"
"It is said that Saiban has the ability to travel through time and space. The Emperor came to our human world riding on it. He felt that our human world was an outstanding place, so he chose to stay and take root!"
At the entrance of the temple, Village Chief Li’s wife was introducing Saiban to everyone.
At the end, she added: "Anyone who wants to measure good or bad luck, calculate marriage, or seek children can petition Saibai, but you must use our special incense candles. Today's special price is 3,888 each. Sold starting from three!”
At this time in the past, everyone would have been rushing to buy incense candles.
But today my mother-in-law found that everyone's reaction was very calm, and they were all staring into the temple.
Could it be that the secret was exposed
It can't be!
The mother-in-law asked in surprise: "Don't you want to make a wish?"
Someone said weakly: "Mother-in-law, we just saw a man and a woman taking the mythical beast away..."
“Nani???”
The mother-in-law turned around in shock. There was still half a banana left on the mat, but Saiban had disappeared.
"The sacred beast has been stolen!!" the mother-in-law shouted, covering her face.
In the corner of the village, Saiban was struggling crazily.
What kind of bastard dares to kidnap this divine beast?
However, when it was released, Yan Chu and Mu Qingqian were seen.
"Woof?" (Why is it you?)
Yan Chu said solemnly: "I'm not here, are you really going to have fun?"
Saiban laughed twice: "Woof woof woof!" (I didn't do it, I was forced...)
Yan Chu punched Saiban and then said:
"Give you a chance to make up for your mistakes."
Saiban sat on the ground and covered his head, obviously reluctant. He was already thinking about the latest demolition plan of Piaomiao Peak.
Yan Chu whispered a few words in Saiban's ear. After hearing this, Saiban nodded honestly.
Yan Chu was relieved now.
…
"Let us warmly welcome Mr. Li from the Li family in Yong'an City, the second senior brother of the Thunder Sect, the preparatory emperor sage, and the poet of the Madness Sect—Li Zeyang!!!"
The village chief is old, but he shouts at the top of his lungs on the stage. He has put in a lot of effort in order to generate income for the village...
Fortunately, the female fans in the audience were particularly energetic, jumping up and down, and even a few fainted.
Amid the eyes of everyone looking forward to it, Li Zeyang walked onto the stage wearing a mask!
This is also the village chief's plan, the purpose is to increase the sense of anticipation.
The female fans didn't see Li Zeyang's face, but they recognized him from his figure. For a moment, everyone was so excited that they almost overturned the stage.
I saw Li Zeyang waving his hands and shouting: "How are you everyone!!"
"Yangyang, don't shout so loudly, your throat can't bear it, and we will feel bad for you!"
"That's right. I heard that Yangyang had a fever of 99 degrees. He still insisted on singing on stage because of the waiting of many fans. He still insisted on practicing tap dancing with comminuted fractures in both legs. His throat was swollen more than 79 times and he still insisted on practicing pronunciation. He practiced 57 dances every day. For more than an hour, I have 30 billion fans around the world but I am never proud!"
"What's going on with the manager? How can we let Yangyang perform on stage in person? Can you let him stay at home!"
The village chief's face was so wrinkled that he almost couldn't stand it.
This year’s female cultivators are so crazy!
Li Zeyang's mouth also twitched. He now regretted agreeing to the village chief to use this method to increase the popularity of the Thunder Sect.
If you continue like this, when you travel in the mountains and randomly meet a few people who are your fans, how will you fight and improve your cultivation
Now Li Zeyang just wants to end this farce quickly, and then go back to the mountain gate to call Yan Chu and cry.
Master, where are you? My disciples have been waiting so hard for you!
Just when Li Zeyang was about to take off his mask and greet the screams of female fans...
A black shadow suddenly pounced on him from the corner!
The village chief's expression changed: "Security, security, stop him quickly!"
But the speed of the black shadow was so fast that the manpower arranged by the village chief did not react at all. In the blink of an eye, the black shadow actually swallowed Li Zeyang, then ran to the corner and disappeared in an instant!
Only then did everyone come back to their senses.
"Yang, Yangyang... was eaten by something?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuah, my Yangyang, you died so miserably!"
"If we can't be together in life, then at least I can be your companion on the road to hell when I die. Yangyang, wait for me, I'm coming!"
Seeing that the situation was not good, the village chief quickly called for people to calm everyone's emotions.
At the same time, he was also worried, where did the black shadow come from just now, and how could Li Zeyang be kidnapped in the blink of an eye
How can I explain this to the fans!
…
It's still that corner.
Saiban walked slowly to the corner, opened his mouth and spit out Li Zeyang.
Li Zeyang was covered in saliva, as if crawling out of a trash can. As soon as he came out, he said angrily: "Saiban, you are seeking death. If I disappear, those female fans will go crazy?"
Saiban took a sip and spat out Li Zeyang's mask.
"Don't play such boring pranks next time. I have to go back to sing. What should I sing today... The leader has only sung a few songs in total. It's pointless to sing back and forth. Wait until the next time the leader When I come back, I will definitely learn a few more songs from him!"
"You can learn it now."
Yan Chu's voice suddenly appeared in Li Zeyang's ears.
Li Zeyang suddenly trembled, and then he felt as if a basin of cold water had been poured on his feet.
He turned around stiffly and said with a forced smile: "Zhang, Zhang, are you back?"
"I have a few songs to teach you," Yan Chu said with a smile, ""I don't know whether to live or die", "Death is Coming", "Shameless", which one do you want to learn?"
Li Zeyang's eyelids twitched wildly: "Master, please listen to my explanation, things are not what you think..."
"Stop talking nonsense, can someone force you to do it?"
"Ahem, that's not true. The main reason is that Village Chief Li said that when you are away, our sect must have an image ambassador. The disciples feel that their image is not bad, so..."
"Can you pull a few punches? Don't Qingqian Lishang and the others have a better image than you?"
Li Zeyang said: "Master, please don't tell me. The village chief is planning to package Senior Sister and Junior Sister Lishang! He also gave them a group name, why don't they call it Bu Lai Ke Pin Ke!"
Yan Chu: "..."
(End of chapter)