"Ouch!"
The figure on the bed was kicked by Yan Chu and shivered, wrapped in a quilt and howling.
Just when Yan Chu was about to step forward and give the clone a fatal blow, another figure heard the sound from the backyard:
"Hey, I'm back!"
Yan Chu looked back and was dumbfounded.
The person who came out of the backyard was the clone. Who was that lying on the bed
Is it possible that I had two clones before, but I forgot about them
Yan Chu quickly opened the quilt and looked inside, only to see a strange fat man with a white beard, curled up in the corner and looking at him aggrievedly.
Yan Chu said: "Who are you?"
The man replied: "I... I... White Tiger!"
Yan Chu couldn't help but kicked her over again: "The girl's name is White Tiger, can you call her White Tiger? What a shameless thing!"
The fat man who was beaten was confused: Why can a girl be called White Tiger, but I can't?
The clone saw that I was beating someone, and quickly went up to stop Yan Chu: "Don't get excited, I am, he is really a white tiger!"
Yan Chu was completely angry: "I cloned you and asked you to handle the affairs of the sect, but you actually brought a man to my house... How did you know he was the White Tiger? Have you fucking seen it??"
The clone nodded: "I've seen it!"
Yan Chu: "...it makes me angry!!"
At this time, the clone finally understood why Yan Chu was so angry. He quickly hugged his head and shouted:
"My dear, you have misunderstood. The white tiger I am talking about is a serious white tiger!"
"Nonsense, if Bai Hu is serious or not, don't I know?"
Yan Chu was about to take action when he suddenly thought of something and came back to his senses: "Wait a minute, what kind of white tiger are you talking about?"
"Of course it's the white tiger among the four divine beasts!" the clone said helplessly, "What do you think?"
"Ahem... I thought this was not the way to kindergarten..."
Yan Chu suddenly understood and smiled sheepishly.
The clone sighed: "Originally, I also wanted to manage the sect well, but Senior Baihu suddenly woke up and Senior Ximen was not here, so I had to take care of him personally. However, Senior Baihu's mind seems to be a little unclear..."
Yan Chu looked back at the fat man on the bed and found that this guy was really stupid.
No wonder the clone left all the female disciples of the sect alone to take care of this damn fat man.
"It'll be great if you come back now. I can finally retire!"
The clone seemed to be eager to disappear. After patting Yan Chu's shoulder, it disappeared with a bang.
Yan Chu trembled and shouted into the air: "Don't worry, Bai Hu and I are not familiar with each other!"
However, that clone has disappeared, and I am afraid that what Yan Chu summons again will be a brand new clone.
In desperation, Yan Chu could only look at Bai Hu on the bed silently.
At least figure out what's wrong with this fat guy first, right
At the same time, Yan Chu also took out his mobile phone and called Li Zeyang, asking him to call Xuanwu over quickly.
Since Xuanwu and White Tiger are both four divine beasts, they must know each other. Maybe when Xuanwu comes, he will be able to know what is happening to White Tiger now.
After hanging up the phone, Yan Chu came to the bedside, raised three fingers to the white tiger on the bed, and asked:
"Senior Baihu, do you know what day this is?"
Bai Hu took one look and said, "Three!"
Yan Chu coughed twice, why is this still a Siberian tiger
He asked again: "Do you know who I am?"
"Head of the Thunder Sect! Are you stupid for asking so many questions?" Bai Hu actually said arrogantly.
Yan Chu was confused. This white tiger looked quite normal. He answered all the questions fluently and didn't seem to have any questions.
But if Bai Hu is normal, then why does his clone say that he is abnormal
Just when Yan Chu was confused, Bai Hu suddenly couldn't help but laugh.
Yan Chu asked doubtfully: "What are you thinking about?"
"I laughed at how stupid I was for talking to a duck." White Tiger replied.
Yan Chu was stunned: "You mean, I am a duck?"
"Yeah!" Bai Hu nodded.
Yan Chu was speechless. It seemed that the white tiger was sometimes sober and sometimes abnormal. He actually imagined himself as a duck.
So he said nicely: "Senior White Tiger, look carefully, I am a human, not a duck."
Bai Hu suddenly stretched out his hand and tapped Yan Chu's forehead, then laughed: "You are a duck now!"
Yan Chu was startled and quickly looked at his body.
But his body was still fine, he had hands and feet, and he had not turned into duck wings as he imagined.
So he breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Quack..."
Yan Chu:? ? ? ? ? ?
What happened to my voice! !
Bai Hu laughed loudly: "Look, I said you are a duck! Hahahaha!"
You are laughing your ass off!
Yan Chu couldn't help but kicked Bai Hu. Bai Hu suddenly became honest and looked at him aggrievedly.
"Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!" (Change me back quickly, you bastard!)
Bai Hu looked at Yan Chu in surprise: "What did you say? I can't understand the duck's language..."
Yan Chu: "..."
Forget it, you can't place your hopes on a madman!
Yan Chu quickly said to the system: "Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!" (System, is there any way to help me restore my original language?)
[System: Host, please don’t tease the system!]
Yan Chu: "..."
I'm teasing a ball! !
After all, you have such a powerful system, why can’t you directly identify the host’s thoughts? Why do you have to use voice communication! !
Yan Chu took two steps back, sat weakly on the chair, and held his head in pain.
White Tiger is unreliable and the system cannot help. Do I have to speak the language of a duck all the time
Moreover, tomorrow is the induction ceremony for new students, and people from all major sects will be there to observe. When the time comes, as the leader, I will definitely be laughed at if I go on stage and give a lecture!
What should I do! !
Just when Yan Chu was feeling extremely painful, Xuanwu finally arrived!
Xuanwu just walked into Yan Chu's house and saw the white tiger on the bed. He was surprised and said: "Siberian tiger, why did you wake up?"
Yan Chu: "..."
Is it really called a Siberian tiger
When Bai Hu saw Xuanwu, he couldn't help but clapped his hands and said, "Ximen, you're here!"
Xuanwu glared at Yan Chu: "What did you say to Bai Hu??"
This time it's Yan Chu's turn to be innocent. Now that he has lost the ability to communicate with humans, how can he teach the white tiger bad things
He quickly explained: "Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!"
Xuanwu sneered and said: "You kid, don't pretend to be stupid. Don't think that pretending to be stupid will prevent me from taking action against you."
Yan Chu was about to cry. He pointed at Xuanwu, then at his own throat, and then he quacked.
Xuanwu stared at him for a long time, and finally realized: "What do you mean, kid, to prepare a whole duck banquet to entertain all the guests tomorrow? You can just ask Mo Yanli to do this kind of thing. What do you want to tell me?"
Yan Chu: "..."
(End of chapter)