"A person like you, even if all the boys on earth die, I won't like you!"
"Bad, arrogant, cunning, narrow-minded, vulgar, cheap-mouthed, without a single good point in my body, am I blind?"
"I'm begging you, can you let me go? I'm pestering you every day, do you want to face me?"
"I'll tell you today, I, Han Han, not only can't possibly like you, but I also hate you so much!"
"Hahaha... Qin Lang lost his face today, and it looks like he has provoked Han Xuehua..."
"Hey, I really don't understand, what else does he have besides himself at home? He's fat as a pig, has the lowest grades, and has a bad personality. It's impossible for normal girls to like him..."
"Yes! Toad wants to eat swan meat! Hahaha..."
…
There were all kinds of mocking and sarcastic voices lingering in his ears, like a spell, hitting Qin Lang's head directly, causing a buzzing pain.
"Hmm..." Qin Lang opened his eyes and saw the snow-white ceiling.
"Baby? Baby, you're awake..." A beautiful woman beside the bed burst into tears. She had an oval face, fair skin, and a pink pearl on her beautiful neck. She looked noble and generous, like a swan. Even if I cry, I cry so much that the pear blossoms bring rain, I see pity.
"Mom." Qin Lang called the woman who looked only in her twenties expressionlessly, "Don't cry, I have a headache."
"Can it not hurt? Twenty steps of the stairs! You stupid child!" Yu Fang wiped her tears with a silk handkerchief, "The Han family's dead girl is too much! You fell down the stairs, and you don't know the Han family. How did you teach your daughter to be so poisonous?"
"..." Qin Lang continued his expressionless face. It wasn't because the little girl was poisonous, it was because your son was mean. The memories he covered have not yet been received, and he temporarily knew that the woman in front of him was his mother, and he remembered the scene before he passed out.
The woman was still nagging, over and over again, back and forth. Qin Lang couldn't listen anymore, and called his own system: "Little idiot, can you help me block this lady's voice?"
However, Qin Lang could still hear the woman's voice clearly.
"Little idiot? System?" Qin Lang called again.
"Fuck! Who do you call an idiot?" A certain voice exploded in Qin Lang's mind.
Qin Lang was stunned for a moment, is the system so stubborn now? As soon as he opened his mouth, he said, "Are you sure you don't want to call you such a cute little idiot? I don't really want to call you two hundred and five."
"Fuck!" The spicy chicken host! Who the system hates the most to call itself two hundred and five, "Call again and try!"
"..." Qin Lang was stunned, the system was so stingy, "You actually threaten the host? I want to report it!"
"Fuck!" The system's voice sounded irritable, "Wait, I'll ask my daughter-in-law to tell you."
? ? Qin Lang was dumbfounded.
With a ding sound, the world is quiet. Qin Lang rubbed his ears, his system had already helped block his hearing.
That's right, Qin Lang is not from this world, he is a transmigrator, the reason for transmigration... Alas, I don't need to talk about it, if I talk too much, it will bring tears.
Qin Lang watched the moist lips of the young woman in front of him kept opening and closing. The peach eyes were full of distressed love, and he could not wait to hold his son in his heart. Qin Lang remembered the one in his family, who was both a mother. Why is there such a big difference
Qin Lang came from the Gregorian calendar year 4333 in the era of science and technology. It is too cold and too high, and no one can approach this flower of the high mountain. So his mother, his own mother, invested in a project called "Single Dog Ending System" - I heard that it is very advanced, it is a big project in cooperation with X-planet AI, and ruthlessly kicked him into the nutrition cabin, and several other volunteers as the first humans to try the project.
but! Single dog! With just these three words, it is impossible for this project to be advanced!
and! tell him! Why is the system bound by others is 666, 888, 520, 1314, and his is a 250? !
It's mocking him, right
Hehe, that's what the fuck must have meant. The heart is so tired, after going out, he must sever the mother-son relationship!
Qin Lang is now in the first world he has traveled through, um, yes, he has to travel several times before he can peacefully break up with System 250 and return to his era.
"System, please send me the world line." Qin Lang thought that since he still had to entangle with 250, he should not make things happen. Anyway, it was a cooperative relationship and should not hurt each other.
"Okay, the host." The system's voice was sweet, sounding like a seventeen-year-old boy, completely different from the slightly violent one just now, "I have sent it to you."
"… "Fuck! Is he bound to two systems
"I'm Zero, and that was my brother twenty-five just now. He has a bit of a temper. Can the host please not report us." The system also sold a cute, pitiful emoji.
"!!!" The system also has split personality? What the hell is this doing? Twenty-five plus zero, so 250
"I don't have a split personality. Hee hee, although we belong to the same system, we are not really just a system." The system explained, "My brother is very attached to me, the host doesn't mind, I will take good care of him. I said. I also hope that the host will stop calling us that name, my brother doesn't like it."
"Oh, good." For some reason, Qin Lang flashed a word: self-defense.
What a boring system, he even despised it before, it was really disrespectful.
This world is a campus romance novel. As for the name, I won't mention such stupid and painful things. The novel mainly tells the sweet love story of a frog turning into a prince and marrying a princess.
The heroine is called Han Han. She is really white, rich and beautiful. She is a kind-hearted and beautiful person. She is also the recognized school flower of Jinchen High School. And the male protagonist, named Ye Qian, is one of the few poor students in the school, so it is very difficult to live in this noble high school. In addition to accepting the cynicism of the noble young masters every day, he has to go out to work every week during the holidays - because he My father was injured and lost his legs at the construction site, and the family had a very difficult life. However, in the end, the frog, the male protagonist, will transform into a rich and powerful prince, directly slapping the faces of those who have bullied him. After all, this is a sweet and refreshing article.
As for Qin Lang, he was the one who sneered at the male protagonist the most and was the most revengeful. The prince of Qin's group is arrogant and domineering. Apart from his good background, he has nothing else to do. Seeing that the heroine cares about the hero, he will change the law at any time to rectify the hero. Not only that, he is still a fat man, a fat man of 200 pounds!
Qin Lang stared at his fat hand with his knuckles squeezed into slits and wanted to cry without tears. At this moment, he just wanted to be silent.
Ahh! ! ! ! Give me back my arrogant and indifferent eight-pack abs, charming mermaid line, two-meter long-legged body, bastard!
"What's the target's favorability to me now?" Qin Lang asked the system in a low voice after taking a deep breath.
"Ye Qian - favorability -60. Host, cheer up~~~"
"..." Qin Lang didn't want to speak. As far as he knew, the -60 favorability level was already close to the category of enemies, right
"Master, do you want to ask why you are male?" The system smiled, "That is based on your ideal sexual orientation."
"..." He lived for more than 20 years, why didn't he know that he liked men? Don't his own mother cheat on him again, right
"Come on, host, as long as you work hard, you can get off the list!" It's really naive.
"Haha..." Qin Lang sneered, a 200-pound clown who still bullies the male protagonist every day, how can he bend the male protagonist, and delusionally want to fall in love with the male protagonist, so that his favorability is full? Just a joke!
- If you get full favorability, you will be able to enter the next world even if the tasks in this world are completed. After these worlds are completed, Qin Lang will be able to end this foolish journey and go back to continue to be his high-cold president.
"Baby?" The blocking time was over, and Yu Fang looked at her son worriedly, "What's the matter with you, are you okay? Could my mother ask the doctor to show you?"
"I'm fine." Qin Lang's fat palm rested on the bed, and he wanted to sit up. !
Fatty's Sorrow! Qin Lang felt it deeply.
Yu Fang understood what her son meant, and shook the bed to a suitable angle without her son moving.
"..." Mom's love seems to be very heavy. He just fell to his head, and his limbs are completely fine!
"Mom, I want to lose weight." Qin Lang said angrily.
Yu Fang was frightened by her son, "Is it because of that girl Han Han again? Lang Lang, listen to her mother and ignore her. No matter what she says, don't... "
"She's right. I'm fat or ugly, with bad grades and bad temper. No one will like me." Qin Lang's eyes were burning with fire, "She ignores me today, and she won't be able to climb high tomorrow! Hmph! !"
This hum, Qin Lang couldn't bear to look directly, but he knew that in this situation, he couldn't OOC.
In the end, Yu Fang agreed to her son's weight loss plan and formulated several plans for him: 1. Exercise to lose weight; 2. Balanced nutrition; 3. Massage to lose weight. The three-pronged approach was another healthy way to lose weight, which Qin Lang adopted.
However, a method like this that takes time to complete is a bit slow anyway. Big Brother System Twenty-five said that it has black technology, drink a bottle, and it will take effect in an hour.
However, the effect was really scary, Qin Lang only dared to take a drop every day. The original owner's parents are all good looking, as long as he loses weight, there is no reason why he can't change back to his cold-hearted male god!
Qin Lang's injuries were not too serious. After two days of observation in the hospital, he was discharged. After being discharged, he rested at home for another day. When he flipped the calendar, tomorrow was Monday.
On Monday, Qin Lang was carrying his schoolbag and it was time to go to school.
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