Early autumn has just arrived, and after being scorched by the sun for a whole summer, it finally feels a little cooler.
Luo Yang was bored on the outdoor sofa on the big terrace, lazily basking in the sun, and heard the sound of the gardener waving big shears in the distance, trimming the crooked vegetation for the master's house.
Luo Yang stretched out his hand and hugged a pot of lilies on the table beside him into his arms, flicking its petals lightly in a waned mood.
Luo Yang has been bored these few days, and was strictly forbidden to go out. He is a person who is delusional and domineering in his bones, lazy, and has no energy at all.
"Let go, let go! It hurts me to death!"
Luo Yang was the only person on the entire terrace, but the voice was not from Luo Yang, the sky was bright and bright, it was really scary.
Luo Yang was not afraid, at such a young age, his hair had not yet grown up, but he let out a long and short sigh like an adult, quite sad for Chunqiu, and forcibly tore off a leaf.
"Little rascal, don't tear up my old lady's clothes!"
Luo Yang glanced down at the lily in his arms, he could see and hear strange things, from the initial pissing and shivering, to now it's normal, he didn't know how many times he took off the lily's 'clothes'.
The flowers on the table shook their leaves and protected their pistils, "Little darling, don't worry, the limelight is getting tight recently, so it's better if you don't go out."
Luo Yang looks good in water, with exquisite facial features carved in pink jade, a pool of autumn water looking at you, clear eyeballs wandering around, when you smile, it is really sweet to your heart, when you are cute, it can make people hurt.
But those who are familiar with him know that he is the heart and soul of the little angel making troubles under the appearance of the devil.
"I'm not like you, what can be the matter?" Inspired by childishness, the first opening was soft and sweet, but the tone was extremely reluctant, proud and disobedient, and the tail of the sound almost turned up to the sky.
"Don't mention it, the crackdown has been severe recently. Didn't you notice that the monsters nearby have kept a low profile? Look at me, I don't even dress up much."
Luo Yang looked down and muttered, "I haven't cultivated into a demon yet..."
The lily leaves are graceful and graceful, trembling in the wind, "Huh, my mother will transform into shape sooner or later! You stinky men are so fascinated!"
Luo Yang curled his lips, tilted it up enough to hold a small oil bottle, obviously, he didn't care about Lily's words at all.
Although he is an individual, he knows a thing or two about monsters. To put it lightly, is it really so easy to transform into a monster successfully
How many demons have practiced for hundreds of years but have not been able to cultivate one, two, three, four, five, let alone a flower that has grown for more than ten years.
Suddenly I heard a burst of eager barking, from far to near, barking non-stop.
"Oh, Rhubarb is really trying to kill you, it's so loud, don't call the people from the Monster Management Bureau to my mother."
Luo Yang sat up, he knew that Rhubarb had always been calm, if something hadn't happened, he wouldn't be so ignorant.
Just as Luo Yang lost his thoughts, a big yellow dog ran into the dog hole in the corner of the yard, barking at Luo Yang.
"Dahuang, what's the matter?" Dahuang has been with him for many years, and he is his confidant, and it is indispensable for him to be arrogant and domineering.
Rhubarb rushed up to Luo Yang in an instant, looking up, tears were still streaming down his face.
"Boss, boss, hurry... Hurry up and save Jenny, Jenny was caught by the demon hunters."
Jenny is a cat, and Rhubarb likes it very much, and all the monsters three miles away know it.
Luo Yang has seen the cat that Rhubarb likes, with exquisite blue eyes, snow-white fur, pink and tender paws, it is a beautiful cat.
However, my brother said that if he stepped out of the house, his ass would be smashed.
However, Rhubarb has been his follower for a long time. If he doesn't help with such a small matter, it hurts the dog's heart. Breaking his trust in the dog will really damage his majesty as the "boss"!
Luo Yang turned his head and looked at the bookshelf in the living room of the villa through the floor-to-ceiling windows. He knew that there was a feather duster behind the bookshelf. His brother said that the feather duster was not for sweeping dust, but for spanking his little butt.
Long and hard, if this lands on the ass...
Luo Yang trembled all over, and covered his buttocks with his hands.
It hurts.
Ass or rhubarb
Luo Yang frowned.
Da Huang saw him standing there like a log, with delicate features and a small face wrinkled into a ball, his anxious voice changed, biting his trouser legs and pulling them out.
"Tell me! Are you afraid! I fought for you, bit a monster, and scared a ghost, and you didn't even save Jenny!"
Luo Yang's face was hot instantly, "Nonsense! How could I be afraid!"
The little uneasiness in his heart actually hit the point, and he felt extremely ashamed.
Luo Yang himself didn't believe what he said with a lack of energy and bluff.
Butt important or face important
Luo Yang thought about it, and immediately had an answer.
He became angry from embarrassment, but he justified his words and yelled loudly, "Isn't it just to save a cat? Just wait!"
Quite a boss style.
Luo Yang curled his lips. Anyway, he is a human being. Can the people from the Monster Management Bureau catch him
"Really?" Da Huang's eyes lit up, and he barked excitedly, wagging his tail wildly, "If you don't go, you're not a man!"
... What's wrong with not being a man, he hasn't turned eighteen yet.
Who is not a little prince.
"Don't listen to rhubarb's nonsense, the cat it has a crush on was taken away by the management bureau, it must not be a good cat, now it is cracked down hard, don't take everything on yourself, where is it so good in heaven and earth, be careful to fold yourself went in."
Rhubarb is also a bad tempered person, and he yelled at Lily after hearing this.
"Labor Rhubarb is going to tear your mouth apart! Jenny is not a good cat! Believe it or not, I will bite you to death!"
Luo Yang clung to Rhubarb tightly, using both hands and feet, "All right, I'll go, I'll go, can't I go?"
"You can go there if you want, but I have to remind you," Lily brushed the dust off her body with a rare seriousness, "Don't get mixed up with monsters, and get mixed up with people from the Monster Management Bureau, stay away from these two things." Some of them are not something you can afford."
In a world where monsters and humans coexist, monsters with magical powers can be said to be the natural enemies of human beings who have no power to restrain chickens.
Monsters come to the world, and human beings live or die in an instant.
But fortunately, in the past few years, there have been many capable people and strangers among human beings, who can subdue demons, catch demons, kill demons, and maintain the peaceful coexistence of human beings and monsters.
Luo Yang once thought that it would be good if he was a monster, he could do anything and could not be more handsome.
But later, in order for the monsters to coexist peacefully and prevent monsters from harming humans, a management bureau was established.
Under the leadership of the Monster Management Bureau, the demon world lives in a low-key manner in the human world, behaves like a monster, and handles affairs with its tail tucked. As a human being, Luo Yang feels aggrieved by them.
He also heard that the director of the Monster Management Bureau has changed, and three fires have been burned to nine fires, almost burning to the buttocks of some old monsters who don't go out of the mountain.
The director of the Monster Management Bureau has not been changed since Luo Yang can remember, and the position is even more iron than the iron rice bowl, and now he has changed
"I heard that the director of the administration has changed. Who has changed? Do you know?"
"I dare not say it," Lily's branches and leaves trembled in a blink of an eye, her voice was as thin as a mosquito, and she didn't dare to say anything loudly, "That's a ruthless character, as far as the boundary between heaven and earth, he has already been taken over by the pot, and the people from the Monster Management Bureau Catch the monsters hidden inside wave by wave, the Jenny that Rhubarb mentioned must have committed something."
The heavens and the earth are places run by monsters. They have sensuality, dogs and horses, and all kinds of industry services. They have always followed the rules and kept a low profile. How could they be taken over by one pot all of a sudden
"Enough?" Luo Yang had also been to the Heaven and Earth, where the monsters were really kind, and he was aggrieved for a while, and was ordered to stay at home, so he could only say a few words, "The monsters there are so cute. blind?"
"My ancestor, can you keep your voice down! Do you know that the director once beat a... said to be a thousand-year-old monster with his bare hands? The sound, but howling for two or three hours, I heard that there were no monsters in the whole city who dared to pretend to be monsters and dared to wander around that night. Up to now, everyone is honest and honest. Man, you should also be honest."
Luo Yang didn't believe it at all, and hummed a few words indifferently, "How do you know?"
"There are many ways for us monsters, I heard."
Luo Yang couldn't believe it anymore.
You said it so well and logically, did you just hear it
How true can it sound? He didn't believe it unless he saw it with his own eyes.
Luo Yang has no other skills, but he is good at climbing trees over walls. He dodged the bodyguards, supported the wall with one hand, and quickly climbed over the wall that was one head taller than him.
One person and one dog got into the taxi and gave a place name.
"Heaven and earth? Don't go!" The driver was obviously a little reluctant, and he was about to drive away.
Luo Yang rolled his eyes, "I belong to the Administration."
"You?" The driver looked him up and down, and almost wrote the word of disbelief on his face.
Luo Yang had his hips akimbo, his head held high, his chest upright, his delicate chin raised, and his small white teeth opened and closed with a mouthful of glutinous rice.
"My brother just took office, and he's waiting for me there!"
"Just took office? Director?" The driver uncle got excited, mistook the brake for the gas pedal, ran a red light, and rushed to the gate of heaven and earth.
Sure enough, the street that used to be very lively is now deserted, but there were many cars parked at the entrance of Shangrenjian that day, and there were still many people in suits and ties standing at the entrance, which was daunting.
Da Huang bit his trouser leg, "Boss, I'll leave it to you, go ahead and bring Jenny back to me intact."
The arrow is on the string and has to be fired.
Luo Yang gave it a reassuring look, forced his feet to soften, and walked towards the door of the Heavenly Heaven.
Just as I opened my mouth to ask, a man with an expressionless face at the door said, "Go in."
Luo Yang instantly understood that this was a catch in a jar! I'm afraid that he will die before he enters and has no birth.
But, what are you afraid of! He is not a demon!
Luo Yang stomped his feet hard twice, he was no longer soft or shaking, and then he walked in boldly.
I thought I would see blood dripping corpses all over the field, but I didn't expect that the ground was so shiny that it could be used as a mirror.
The uniformed waiter stood in the hall and smiled, "You do it yourself."
Luo Yang looked around, not familiar with the place, looking for a cat would have to find the year and month, he called the waiter over, raised his head, and tried to be innocent and ignorant with a smile, "Excuse me, have you ever seen a little white cat, blue cat?" eyes."
The waiter suddenly realized, "Are you looking for the cat named Jenny?"
"right!"
Luo Yang was overjoyed, it really took no effort to get a group together.
The waiter smiled unabated, "Okay, I'll take you there."
After twists and turns, Luo Yang was taken to a private room by the waiter, and when the door was closed, Luo Yang stood in the middle of the room, empty, without a sense of security, always feeling that something was wrong.
Why... I came in like a fool.
This journey is smooth and smooth, why is it like a trap
And he plunged in without hesitation
The more Luo Yang thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong, he turned to open the door, but it was locked.
Hey, I really fell into the wolf's den.
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