Is this guy teaching me how to seduce girls
My dignified and experienced veteran driver was actually despised by a virgin
Virgins are like this. Because they have never flirted with a woman, they think that picking up girls is actually very simple. As long as they impress a woman and do something for her, they can get the girl in minutes.
He likes to play the role of a domineering president and pretend to be cold and deep.
Typical misunderstandings arise from reading too many novels or movies and lack of experience.
To give the simplest example, before Li Xianyu took over his grandma, he made an appointment with a good-quality Xiao Baicai online. He spent thousands of dollars on her and racked his brains to seduce her. When Xiao Baicai received the gift, she was also "other people". I'm so touched." With this gesture, after rolling on the sheets, she said with a flirtatious look and a blushing face, "Husband, I can't live without you."
But so what, it’s not like there’s no contact anymore.
If you think that if you are touched just a little bit or flirted with a few times, a woman will become obsessed with you, then you are too stupid.
For a woman like Thunder Fighter, first of all, she can grow up to be illiterate until she is twenty-five years old. She is not the kind of nymphomaniac who is easy to conquer. Otherwise, she has a slim waist, long legs, long butt, long mixed-race legs, and she has a handsome boyfriend by her side. . Taking into account the few words Wu Lun revealed just now, his life experience is a bit miserable, and it may have some psychological shadow on men or marriage.
The best way to seduce girls is to start off by making crude love talk.
Pretending to be a domineering president and acting aloof and deep is inferior.
The truly superb method of seducing girls is to moisturize things quietly, don't be impatient, and do it slowly. There is no need to express your charm, she will feel your charm on her own. She doesn't need to be moved explicitly, she will be moved by herself.
Everyone knew that he stood up for Thunder Warrior Princess, but Li Xianyu refused to admit it. This was much smarter than talking about earthy love words. The long-legged beauty would think that Li Xianyu was afraid that she would have a psychological burden, and maybe she was deeply moved. .
For someone like Thunder Warrior Ji who obviously resists love, what you say is too explicit will be counterproductive.
Zhan Ji is a hard type to seduce. She at least has a slight crush on him. With Liu Kongchao's rank, she naturally can't tell. I'm afraid she thinks that all women in the world are the same.
"Are you mentally ill for wasting such a good opportunity?" Liu Kongchao hated Tie Bucheng: "You deserve to be a virgin. I just don't have such a chance. If it were me, I would have hooked up a long time ago."
"Look at how beautiful Zhan Ji is. Those long legs, that slim waist, and that face. It's rare to see mixed-race beauties." Liu Kongchao spat: "You won't have a girlfriend in the future if you do this."
It always feels weird that the strongest king is criticized and educated by the strong-mouthed king...
Li Xianyu glanced at him with regret on his face: "The boss is right, oh, you said it would be great if there was a voice transmission, but I missed the opportunity in vain. I deserve to be single."
"It's good to know. Be careful next time and don't be stupid." After Liu Kongchao finished speaking, he was stunned: "Why are you squinting at me?"
"I didn't look at you sideways."
"You're tilted."
"My eyes feel uncomfortable."
"oh."
Grandma said nothing, her bright eyes moved, she looked at her great-grandson, then at her long legs, and frowned slightly.
On the hilltop in the distance, there is lush vegetation. Several leaders of the Ancient God Cult can overlook the entire valley through the vegetation.
The Blood Demon looked at the Baoze Pioneers from a distance, as if he could smell the addictive fragrance of blood again. He licked his chapped lips hungrily: "Why didn't you allow me to take advantage of the chaos and rob the heirs of the Li family just now?"
The man wrapped in a white robe smiled hoarsely: "Idiot, are you sure you can rob the descendant of the war spirit from under his nose?"
A look of salivation appeared on the morbid face of a blood demon addict: "If Tu Xingsun can help, I'm very confident."
The soil behind him rose up, and a head emerged. Tu Xingsun looked extremely ugly, with two small eyes glowing with dim light and a pointed mouth. He said with a sharp smile: "As soon as the blood demon smells the smell of blood, his IQ plummets. Didn't you see that Wushuang War Spirit didn't use her full strength at all? She always paid attention to her successor. I don't want to be punched to death by the war spirit. Is the leader defeated by this kid? It doesn't look good. "
Li Peiyun said calmly: "He is hiding his clumsiness. He defeated me before, which made his reputation soar. He has an unparalleled fighting spirit by his side, so he must be feared by others. The worse he behaves, the more eyes he pretends to fall on him inadvertently. Only then will he move away. This generation of Li family heirs are very scheming. That night in Sanliban Village, he was hiding his clumsiness from the beginning. It was not until the end that he burst out his true strength and defeated me with the force of thunder. If it weren't for the God of War Cauldron to determine the outcome, , it was hanging that night.”
The man in white robe was silent for a moment: "He is a troublesome rising star."
A soft sound of branches tapping leaves approached.
The God of War, who had never spoken a word, said, "Found it?"
The white-robed woman's voice was sweet and magnetic: "There is indeed a secret cave at the bottom of the pool, but the seal is still there, so you can't get in."
The God of War crossed his arms across his chest, hid his posture, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, someone will clear the way for us."
Suddenly there was a clear howl in the valley, and the ape god ran wildly. The sound of his footsteps on the ground was like thunder. He jumped up high, raised his right fist, and hit the seal.
At the same time, Fu Shan's narrow-blade knife came out of its sheath with a "clang". After a slight accumulation of force, it suddenly came out. Two clear sword energy cut through the darkness and illuminated the valley.
Chen Yu shook open the wallet with the Baoze Group logo printed on it. A pair of fine steel flying knives looked like a flock of pigeons coming out of the cage. They were connected end to end and formed a line.
The pair of ageless monsters who look like primary school students and have actually lived for more than a century are playing a game. You shoot one, I shoot one...
After slapping and slapping, they both clapped their palms toward the cave. Two qi machines roared out, intertwined with each other, and produced bursts of thunderous air explosions.
Li Xianyu, who saw this scene in the distance, was simply stunned. The most peak battle I have ever seen so far is the decisive battle between Sanwu and the God of War. However, the fight between the two was so intense that the power was so restrained that novices could not see anything scary about it.
But the moves of these great masters in front of them were both cool and powerful. Fu Shan's essence turned into sword light, Chen Yu's sword control skills, and the two old monsters' Qi turned into dragons.
This was the style of painting he dreamed of. In comparison, his wet nurse's power was extremely low.
But these immortal special effects are all supported by Qi training... Li Xianyu suddenly became discouraged when he thought of Qi training.
Fu Shan's substantial sword light, the majestic Qi power of the two old monsters, and even Chen Yu's wind-type special sword-controlling skills can also be controlled with Qi. However, Li Xianyu's Qi training talent is too poor, and Grandma Grandma It has been said that with his talent in Qi training, it would take him more than ten or twenty years to achieve success.
By that time, Li Xianyu would have become an old man. Does it still make sense to paint in a fairy-tale style
It's meaningless when people don't act like teenagers.
The attacks of the five super masters hit the seal at the entrance of the cave at the same time. There was no earth-shattering noise, but a dazzling white light bulged at the entrance of the cave. As the seal was broken, the majestic energy collapsed and turned into billowing air currents. The entire valley It was like a typhoon, with rocks rolling and trees broken.
Just like a dormant volcano finally erupting, the majestic air that had accumulated for decades was described as a chaos of flying sand and rocks, causing hundreds of people in the valley to sway around.
The air wave hit his chest, as if he was pushed by someone. Li Xianyu took a few steps back and bumped into Liu Kongchao's arms. Liu Kongchao hurriedly supported him.
Just as he was about to say thank you, Li Xianyu's face turned pale.
(End of chapter)