Three days later, at noon on Saturday, the location was S County Hotel.
Li Xianyu and Grandma’s lunch was fried rice noodles. After eating fried rice without eggs for two days, Grandma finally got her wish and added braised eggs, chicken legs and scrambled eggs to the rice noodles. Even so, after eating in restaurants After a feast of 200 per capita, my grandma, who was born into a daughter of a wealthy family, no longer likes the food at S County Hotel.
Picking up the shiny rice noodles with chopsticks, I started to find various faults, saying that the oil tasted weird, that the scrambled eggs were too fishy, that the braised eggs were not fresh, and that the chicken legs were too old and stuffy.
"Eat it if you like." Li Xianyu said.
"I won't eat." Grandma puffed out her cheeks and slapped her chopsticks on the table.
"If you don't want to eat it, I will." Li Xianyu took chicken legs and braised eggs from her bowl.
"You..." Grandma snatched it back angrily, with an angry look on her face: "Your great-grandson is not filial or well-behaved at all."
The bright sunshine shone on the street, the spring was beautiful, and Li Xianyu sighed quietly.
My name is Li Xianyu, and my grandma lost all the remaining 90,000 yuan in the past three days. Now I feel very panicked.
Li Xianyu's entire wealth now consists of the five thousand cash he took out that day. If he lived alone, it would be enough, but with such a prodigal grandma, this little money can't survive at all.
Li Xianyu finally understood what it meant that "only women and villains are difficult to raise". Women are all liars, and the more beautiful a woman is, the better she is at lying!
This sentence is best explained by my grandmother.
It was clearly agreed that the daily living expenses should not exceed 150 yuan, but grandma agreed reluctantly on the surface. While he was in school, she sneaked out to a nearby shopping mall by herself, buying bags, clothes, high heels, and Snacks piled all over the bed.
In three days, all the balance in the card was wiped out by my grandmother.
Li Xianyu, who was so angry that she almost cheated her master and killed her ancestors, asked her why she didn't keep her word. Grandma said firmly: "I promised you not to cheat, so how can I not keep my promise?"
Li Xianyu almost suffered a myocardial infarction and died on the spot.
Two hundred thousand oceans is an unimaginable huge amount of money for a college student with no income.
That day, he really wanted to beat his grandma. He had already pushed her down on the sofa, took off his shoes and was about to hit his grandma on the buttocks. Unexpectedly, grandma sucked her mouth, and she was so angry that moment ago. Li Xianyu let out a cry the next moment and collapsed limply on the ground, clutching his sides and shivering.
Grandma was sitting on the sofa, her face was rosy and radiant, but her eyes were timid, and she said angrily: "If you dare to hit me, I will suck you dry."
Li Xianyu, who once again experienced having his waist hollowed out, painfully understood the truth. It was not that the ancestors could not train his grandma, but that they were the ones to be trained.
Your grandma is still your grandma!
... ...
"Grandma, we really have no money." Li Xianyu frowned: "I'm still a student. I have no income. If you spend money so lavishly, we won't even have money to eat in the future."
"I'm sorry, I couldn't control how much I sent. I used to spend money like this. If I have money, I won't spend it like a bastard." Grandma's attitude of admitting her mistake was good, but Li Xianyu knew that this could not change her prodigal attitude. nature.
"Forget it, we don't have any money anyway, I'm barefoot and I'm not afraid of you wearing shoes," Li Xianyu said.
"Let's go rob a bank." Grandma suggested.
"Shen Jingbing, I am a good law-abiding citizen."
"Don't be afraid, I have robbed banks before," Grandma said confidently, "The operation is very simple, just grab a snakeskin bag, hit people and smash glass, and then you can get rid of poverty and become rich."
"You robbed a bank?" Li Xianyu was shocked.
"I'm really desperate and have no money to spend." Grandma put her chin on one hand and looked up with her eyes, looking cute and cute: "Your dad doesn't want to make progress and doesn't know how to make money, so I have to rob the bank myself. Those mortals are not me. Your opponent has a lot of money in the bank. But later your father was wanted by the Taoist and Buddhist Association for disturbing public order for three months, hehe... "
Hee, your sister!
You sinkhole.
Li Xianyu was solemn and excited: "Grandma, I will work hard to make money to support you in the future. Even if I cut off my kidneys, I will support you."
Grandma's smile was as bright as a flower: "Well, this is how you behave."
Li Xianyu: ＿|￣|●
"By the way, Grandma, after I practiced this morning, I tried to practice Qi, but I found that I couldn't feel the Qi at all." Li Xianyu said: "Also, my nose is a little uncomfortable now, and I feel like I have inhaled too much haze again. .”
The weather was obviously good this morning, but unexpectedly I still breathed in some haze.
Grandma showed a rare expression of disinterest: "You have poor talent in practicing qi. You have been wasting it for several days. The gate of heaven has been closed, so naturally you can't feel the qi. As for the miasma, over the past few days, the miasma has been sometimes thick and sometimes thin. But it always lingers. There are no stars in the night and no blue sky in the day. It is a hindrance to ordinary people, but it is very poisonous to Qi practitioners. Maybe you are right, the times have changed, and maybe we have entered the Age of Ending Dharma."
"Then how do blood descendants of this era practice qi?" Li Xianyu said, "There is always a way."
"Perhaps the Qi practitioners have retreated from the world to live in seclusion. It is also possible that they have some way to overcome the miasma. I was still young when I woke up, and I have never interacted with them, so I don't know." Grandma said.
Li Xianyu automatically made up his mind and made a more fantasy guess: The bosses have opened up the Dongtian treasure land, which is rich in spiritual energy and no longer has to breathe smog in this world.
A more scientific guess: They have improved the method of Qi training to eliminate the haze from the body.
A low-key guess: After years of adaptation, they have developed antibodies and are no longer afraid of smog.
Li Xianyu is more inclined to the last guess.
After dinner, I took my grandma and grandma towards home. On the way, I passed a fruit and vegetable store, and my grandma and grandma stared at a basket of bright red strawberries.
This season, there is still more than a month before the fruiting period of strawberries, but there are already strawberries on the market.
Grandma looked at it eagerly, "Li Xianyu, are the strawberries sweet?"
Li Xianyu looked at her and said, "Wait."
Grandma smiled happily: "Yeah."
Li Xianyu walked into the store and asked the boss: "Are the strawberries sweet?"
The boss boasted: "Sweet, very sweet, all fresh."
Li Xianyu said "Oh" and walked back to Grandma: "Ask, Tian."
Grandma: “…”
"I want to eat strawberries." Grandma said.
"No money." Li Xianyu walked forward with a straight face.
This season, strawberries must be extremely expensive. In his life, he has hated three kinds of fruits: strawberries, cherries, and durians.
They will let you know that you are too poor to even eat fruit.
In places like Shanghai, if you go out and buy some fruit, your food expenses for the day will be gone.
Grandma followed behind him, stretched out a small hand, and held the corner of Li Xianyu's clothes: "Li Xianyu, I want to eat strawberries."
"I want to eat strawberries."
"I want to eat strawberries."
"I want to eat strawberries."
Thanks to the leader of "Yuge Tingyu", extra updates will be made in the evening.
(End of chapter)