"Be honest, if you dare to fart, I will kill you."
Li Xianyu took off his thin coat, pocketed the yellow leather jacket under his arm, and ran all the way back to the hospital.
Huang Pizi was wrapped up in his coat, and he looked a little depressed. The minor injuries on his body were okay, but he was slapped by Li Xianyu's thunder method before, and his spirit was seriously injured. He lasted for a year and a half. Don't try to cultivate yourself well.
"I've accepted my defeat, please let me go now, and I promise you to forget the blame, otherwise..." Before he could finish his words, he received a powerful and heavy slap on the head, which made him dizzy.
"Shut up, don't talk anymore, if you beep again, I will strangle you to death." Li Xianyu shouted.
This guy sucked the essence of ordinary people without permission, and the target was his adoptive father. Li Xianyu couldn't let him go. He decided to go to Shenyang another day and hand Huang Pizi over to the branch for disposal.
In the few minutes of walking, at least eight million "fucks" floated through Li Xianyu's mind. His adoptive father threw out two alien enemies with one stone. This was definitely harder than winning five million in a lottery ticket.
The journey was not far. He was very fast and returned to the ward in a hurry. His adoptive father and the middle-aged man were lying quietly. He took a breath and found that the breath was calm and nothing serious.
When I went to look at the middle-aged man again, I found that he was unconscious. No wonder the previous movement did not wake him up. Huang Pizi must have hypnotized him when he sneaked into the ward.
Fortunately! The snake demon didn't come.
"Hey, that guy Liu Kun didn't come to settle the score with your dad at night. He really smashed a stone." Huang Pizi said in a low voice.
"Who is Liu Kun?"
"That's the guy I fought with the day before yesterday. Your dad saw both of our fights. We agreed to kill your dad before we duel again." After saying that, it added: "Liu Kun is also the head of the Liu family of this generation. Direct lineage."
"You beasts have a direct descendant of Mao. Aren't you going to mate like crazy as soon as spring comes? There are so many descendants that you can't distinguish between direct descendants and concubines?"
"Not all of the same kind can awaken their bloodline. There are not many geniuses like me. Also, don't treat us as ordinary animals. We are blood descendants who have developed spiritual intelligence, no different from you humans." Huang Pizi said angrily: " We don’t mate just for reproduction, just like you humans, we also mate for pleasure.”
Li Xianyu thought for a few seconds, then patted the coat on his knees, "Put your head out and take a closer look at me."
The coat moved, and Huang Pizi stuck out his little head, looked at Li Xianyu, and asked warily: "What do you want to do?"
"you do not know me?"
"Why should I know you?"
Li Xianyu thought about it and felt that it was not appropriate. He had just entered the blood world, but he was well-known. Ordinarily, even if people in the blood world didn't know him, they would have heard of the reputation of a descendant of the Li family. All forces have There must be information about him.
His adoptive father killed two blood enemies with one stone. Li Xianyu suspected that they did it deliberately, and then took the opportunity to find trouble. The real target was actually himself.
But the yellow-skinned boy in front of him, who had clearly become a man recently, didn't look like a scheming one at all.
"Is it a coincidence?" Li Xianyu frowned and said, "Are all the aliens in the Northeast fighting so blatantly? If you act like this, it is bound to attract the attention of ordinary people."
"The Demon Alliance is going to choose a new leader. Every time the leader is changed, the alien world is in such chaos." Huang Pizi said: "We have to conquer them and seize the territory. The bigger the chips in our hands, the greater our chances of winning." Big. Liu Kun and I are both incarnate. Adults beat adults, and children beat children. During this period, in order to increase our strength, it is inevitable to occasionally absorb the essence of ordinary people. Baoze Group will not care, because We are the five great immortal families and are local snakes, so we have privileges."
"Demon Alliance?" Li Xianyu heard this name for the first time.
"You look like a rookie at first glance." Huang Pizi gave him a look of disdain. Remembering his identity as a prisoner, he explained obediently: "The Demon Alliance of the three eastern provinces is a heterogeneous organization jointly established by the five major immortal families. For They are the Wu Family and the Baoze Group that are fighting against you humans. The leader of the alliance changes every ten years, and every time when the old and the new change, the five immortal families will fight to compete for the position of the next leader. "
"Anyway, it's too arrogant to attack ordinary people." Li Xianyu frowned.
"You know what the heck, it doesn't matter how many people die. Our Five Great Immortal Family has restrained itself in recent years. Before the founding of the People's Republic of China, my great-grandfather ate an entire village in one go." Huang Pizi groaned: "Finally, Rather than putting the blame on the islanders, your human government can only compromise. You must know how powerful we are."
"Well, farts are pretty powerful." Li Xian smiled with a dull smile and his eyes were dark.
These aliens are a bit arrogant. Even a little yellow-skinned kid has this attitude. What about the big guys in the clan
Don't Baoze and the Wu family care? Among the seven major surnames, the Wu family’s headquarters is in the three eastern provinces.
"That's right, I inherited my farts from my dad. When my dad farts, all the clan members in the room have to run away. But when I fart, all the clan members in the room can't run away." Huang Pizi was proud.
"Hey, it smells like blood." Huang Pizi stood up, his nose twitching.
"Isn't it normal for the hospital to smell of blood?" Li Xianyu said.
"I also smelled the disgusting stench of the Liu family." Huang Pizi said.
Li Xianyu mobilized the Qi in his body and opened his nose, and all the smells in the ward rushed into his nose instantly.
He smelled a strange fishy smell.
The man and the beast looked down at the bottom of the bed almost at the same time. There was a black snake there, one finger thick and more than one meter long, lying softly. The snake's head was cut off by something unknown, and a shallow pool of blood flowed out.
Huang Pizi squeaked, jumped out of Li Xianyu's control, threw himself under the bed, and gnawed at the snake carcass crazily.
"call!"
The hot wind hit his face, and the laser blade touched his tail, scorching his hair, and the scorching temperature stimulated his red anus.
Huang Pizi's anus tightened, without any hesitation or resistance, she sat down obediently.
"I'm just a little hungry..."
Li Xianyu dragged the snake out from under the bed with a solemn expression. The touch of this snake was different. Although he had never touched a snake, ordinary snakes would not have such hard scales, and the weight was also very strange. It was of this length. The snake is obviously a lot heavier.
"Liu Kun?" Li Xianyu stared at Huang Pizi.
"That's it." Huang Pizi nodded: "Oh~ So it has been killed by you? You are finished. The Liu family is more cautious than our Huang family, and Liu Kun is a very important descendant of the Liu family. Even if you are Bao Ze. .. ..Oh my God, something is talking.”
Slime: "Such pure essence, boy, hurry up, let me suck it dry while it's hot."
It was Slime's sudden interruption that startled Huangpizi.
"I didn't kill Liu Kun, but now I can't wait to whip his corpse." Li Xianyu took off the same gloves as Thanos, and the blood vessels on his left arm, as black as ink, lit up. He held Liu Kun's body in his left hand, and blood seemed to be flowing in his veins. Liu Kun's snake body quickly withered and shriveled, and its hard and close-fitting scales lifted up, turning into a dried snake in an instant.
"Oh my God."
The moment he saw the slime, Huangpizi's hair exploded and he jumped to the corner of the bed, trembling.
Li Xianyu had no time to pay attention to it. He concentrated on sensing it. After absorbing Liu Kun's blood essence, the "qi" in his body became stronger.
"Gluttony?" Li Xianyu was stunned.
"Well... It can be regarded as a weakened manifestation of gluttony." Slime said: "Under normal conditions, I can also inhale the breath and feed it back to you, but it cannot be compared to gluttony. The real power of gluttony is that it You can ignore your strength, even if you are a dog, I can let you suck the essence and blood of a master."
That's right, Gluttony's ability is a bit scary. Give him a war and he can become invincible. This standard killer weapon cannot be used easily.
"The price is to lose your mind and be controlled by you in the end?" Li Xianyu curled his lips and put on his gloves again.
"Hey, hey, let me come out for some air again, don't lock me up..." Slime's voice was isolated in the gloves.
Li Xianyu observed Liu Kun's body. The fracture was level. The tongue should have been cut off instantly by a sharp blade. There were slight burn marks on the wound and the blood vessels were damaged, so there was not much blood.
Who killed Liu Kun
Liu Kun should be about the same strength as Huang Pizi, not very strong, but he can kill with one blow, and there are no traces of fighting in the ward, so his strength is very impressive.
Is it a colleague hiding in this hospital
As the best and largest hospital in the county, it is not impossible to have Baoze Group employees on duty. Many important departments and institutions in Shanghai have people from the Baoze Group lurking secretly. They hide as ordinary employees. Once they encounter supernatural or blood-related incidents, they will transform into supermen wearing underwear and solve the trouble without anyone noticing.
No, they are more low-key than Superman, who is essentially a pretender who shows off his holiness in front of his lover.
Light footsteps sounded in the corridor. Li Xianyu's ears twitched and he hurriedly threw the snake body under the bed, leaned over and made a silencing gesture towards Huang Pizi.
The nurse on duty should have come to check the ward. The adoptive father's condition was quite dangerous. In order to find out whether the condition had worsened in time, the nurse would come to check on him every few hours.
In fact, my adoptive father has recovered. He slept until dawn and is a lively man again, and the bananas will become green and firm again.
The door opened, and it was not the nurse who came in, but his sister Bingzhazi.
Bingzhazi was wearing a blue dress with a short pink leather jacket, her unpermed and undyed black hair spread loosely, and she was holding a beautifully packaged take-out box in her hand.
"Sister, why are you here?" Li Xianyu was stunned.
"Mom is afraid you'll be hungry." Bingzhazi said concisely, raising the food box in his hand and placing it gently on the bedside table.
When the sister and brother were rubbing their bodies, the soft hem of her skirt caressed Li Xianyu's feet. Before his nose was closed, he smelled the scent of shampoo and shower gel on his sister's body, as well as a faint, vague smell. Body scent.
The boss who taught him to "recognize women by smell" once told Li Xianyu that there is a kind of woman who is born with a body scent that is neither perfume nor shampoo. The probability is about one in 10,000, which is very rare.
He has seen countless beauties in the past few years, and has only seen three women with their own scent.
Li Xianyu asked at that time, how to identify them
The boss told him that when you smell it, you will know it naturally.
It turns out that Bing Zhazi at home is a one-of-a-kind beauty who comes with her own body fragrance
It is said that this kind of body fragrance is very attractive to the opposite sex. Could it be that it was responsible for the time I sniffed my sister's underwear
Let's just say, I wonder how a good young man like Li Xianyu could do such a stupid thing when he was a child. It turns out there is a reason.
"Mom asked you to deliver it?" Li Xianyu glanced sideways at his sister.
At this point, mom has gone to bed long ago. How could I ask you to bring food? Who are you kidding
Under Li Xianyu's sideways gaze, Bingzhaozi's expressionless face twitched slightly, his beautiful eyes flashed with anger, and he said coldly: "Eat it or not."
"eat."
Bing Zhazi nodded and gave Li Xianyu a squinting look in retaliation: "Five hundred yuan, pay me back."
Li Xianyu: "Is it so expensive? Are you buying abalone or sea cucumber?"
Bingzhazi sneered: "Tiger whip is for you to aphrodisiac."
Li Xianyu was stunned after hearing this, wondering how she knew about her kidney failure. No, no, it's not this. He thought of something and his heart sank.
Bingzhazi sneered: "Dad gave you a little less money to rent a room. Sister, can I help you apply for more funds?"
God damn the money!
Li Xianyu was holding this sob in his throat and didn't dare to spit it out.
How did she know
Seeing that he didn't speak, Bingzhaozi's face quickly darkened, and his face was filled with the disgust of "dirty brother".
"Give me the money," she urged.
"Oh..." Li Xianyu took out his mobile phone and transferred 500 yuan to her. After receiving the money, Bingzhaozi's face brightened slightly, but the next second it was covered with frost again. He reached out and pinched Li Xianyu's ears: "The name hasn't been changed yet?"
My sister's fingers were cold and she was twisting them so hard that Li Xianyu begged for mercy: "Change it, change it now, I forgot about it."
Bingzhaozi didn't let go and threatened slightly: "Don't think I can't cure you if you move out."
She suddenly frowned and took two steps back: "I haven't showered in a few days. It stinks."
The cold and pretty face showed the disgust of "dirty brother" again.
Li Xianyu had to carry the blame, and promised that he would pay attention to personal hygiene in the future.
"Sister, I recently met a girl. Can I introduce her to you when you have time?" Li Xianyu said.
I call my grandma to bully you. Grandma’s little mouth can say anything harmful. Li Xianyu himself is not good anymore. Although he is not an ordinary person now, his psychological shadow is still there.
Bingzhaozi was noncommittal.
"Keep an eye on it. When the potion in the bottle is finished, call the nurse. Don't fall asleep." Bingzhaozi warned.
Li Xianyu responded repeatedly.
The younger brother still surrendered under her majesty. Bingzhazi nodded with satisfaction, walked to the door, turned around again, and looked at him deeply: "Girlfriend?"
"ah?"
"never mind."
She left the ward, with a tall background and a graceful swaying dress.
At six o'clock in the morning, my adoptive father woke up quietly, opened his eyes, and stared blankly at the ceiling. You didn't need to guess to know that he was thinking: Who am I and where am I
"Dad, you're finally awake." Li Xianyu said.
The adoptive father heard the sound and looked over. When he saw him, he was stunned and said, "Why the hell are you here?"
"Yes, my mother is here." Li Xianyu was used to his adoptive father's way of speaking: "My special father is also here."
The adoptive father subconsciously raised his hand to cut the scalp, but was held down by Li Xianyu: "You are in the hospital, and there is still a tube in your hand."
"Why did I come to the hospital?" The adoptive father sat up, looked around, and found that he was indeed in the ward. There was a man with a cast on his leg in the bed next to him.
"do not you remember?"
The adoptive father shook his head.
My mother said that my father had been unconscious all this time, so I don’t know if she could have explained it in the hospital.
Li Xianyu said: "Dad, do you still remember what happened after you went after Huang Pizi?"
The adoptive father suddenly realized: "Yes, I was chasing the weasel, and I also saw the snake. Hey, the two of them had sex again. What happened next."
"Then you went crazy."
"go Ape?"
"Yeah, you're going crazy. When you see a woman, you bite and hug her, shouting: Come, come, come!" Li Xianyu slapped the bed, heartbroken: "You have chewed several women in a row. , and then he was knocked unconscious, which really disgraced the old Li family. My mother has already said that she will divorce you when you wake up."
The adoptive father was confused: "I seem to have fallen..."
"They all said that you were fascinated by Huang Pizi," Li Xianyu said matter-of-factly: "You fell and ended up in the hospital? Do you know why I am staying by your side? Because my mother doesn't even I'm willing to take care of you, and I'm willing to do the same. I feel embarrassed just thinking about it. If I were to be there, I would kill my father and kill myself."
"She still has a conscience. She knew to call me and ask me to come and watch. If this hadn't happened, would my mother not have guarded you?"
What he said was reasonable and well-founded. His adoptive father believed it and suddenly felt a little flustered.
"Where is your mother? Where is your mother?"
"My mother is sleeping in the hotel."
"..."
At eight o'clock, the adoptive mother and Bing Zhazi came together.
Li Xianyu felt that it was time to withdraw, and patted his adoptive father's hand: "Dad, take care of yourself." Turning his head, he said calmly: "Mom, I'll find a hotel to sleep in first."
When she and Bing Zhazi passed each other, Li Xianyu glanced at her sideways.
It was a look of triumph after revenge.
A woman pays her debt to her father.
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