In a high-end apartment, in front of the computer, Long Aotian lit a cigarette, suppressed a smile, and looked at the group chat interface expectantly.
A few seconds later, King Kong replied: "Haha."
Girl Killer: "Hehehe."
Kato Takashi: "Hehehehe."
[Archives Manager] Murphy: "Let me check it out too."
Bian Que: "This baby has a low IQ and is hopeless. Say goodbye."
Hua Tuo: "Bian Que is right."
Sun Simiao: "Hua Tuo's words are reasonable."
Li Shizhen: "There is nothing wrong with Sun Simiao's diagnosis."
Long Aotian: "..."
what's the situation
This is different from what he thought.
Long Aotian held the phone in his hands with a confused look on his face.
Tongtong: "Long Aotian, Brother Xianyu has already used this deceptive trick of yours."
The little loli also posted a gif of "too stupid to be cured".
Long Aotian: "It's him again!!"
The heirs of the Li family must be in conflict with him, and they always find ways to get in trouble with him. Although she looks like a sissy, she actually has a peerless magical weapon, which is simply disgusting. The most annoying thing is that he actually has a beautiful grandmother who is as beautiful as a fairy.
Long Aotian is a lolita fan, and he also loves big lolita. Every time he thinks of his eighteen-year-old grandma, he can't help but feel infatuated.
Long Aotian: "Tongtong, do you want to come to uncle's house tonight? Uncle will treat you to some sweets."
He had a habit of teasing the little Loli verbally, and saw her serious reply: I have to do my homework at night, and my mother put me to bed before nine o'clock.
Tongtong: "You idiot, you are still eating sweets at this age. Chatting costs 300 yuan, eating costs 500 yuan. Refuse to do anything inappropriate for children."
Long Aotian typed: "Tongtong mother? Oh, I'm sorry, I just said it casually, don't be angry."
Tongtong: "She's not my mother. [Indignantly]"
Murphy: "Tongtong, who taught you those words just now."
Tongtong: "I was taught this by a man with a big penis. He said that when someone asks me if I want to eat candy and watch goldfish, I will answer like this. [Be well-behaved]"
Murphy said: "I always feel that it is not good to instill twisted values into her at such a young age."
King Kong: "Kick him, and he can continue to bring bad luck to Tongtong."
Fire-breathing baby: "Do you want me to beat him up?"
Kato Takashi: "Just let it go. Master has gone to the northeast. If you are beaten by him, no one will do justice to you."
Everyone suddenly discovered that the newcomer, who had just joined the company less than two months ago, had grown into a strong person that they also found troublesome.
Girl Killer: "In fact, even if Vulcan is in the company, he doesn't dare to uphold justice. You have a master, and you have a grandma, so you can't compete with your elders."
Fire-breathing baby: "..."
Li Shizhen: "Don't change the topic. I suggested kicking him, and then you block him, Tongtong. Don't talk to him when you meet him in the company. We must be responsible for the flowers of our motherland."
Walking pile driver: "Don't kick, don't kick. I admit my mistake and I will never do it again next time."
Li Xianyu had been peeking at the screen secretly. When he saw this, he jumped out and admitted his mistake. Naturally, everyone was either really angry, or they just liked it and made fun of it.
Murphy: "I won't do this next time. Since you are the successor of the War Spirit, I will forgive you this time."
The walking pile driver said: "That boss has a spare villa with its own swimming pool? Let's borrow it."
An ID that looked familiar but had not been interacted with much popped up. Wang Laoer said: "Do you want to rent it? I have a free villa with a swimming pool, but I have to wait until tonight. In addition, I just came back from a business trip and made an announcement. Well, today is my wife’s birthday, I want to give her a surprise, do you have any good ideas?”
Walking Pile Driver: "I don't rent, but my grandma wants to swim, and Zhan Ji also wants to swim, but they don't want to go to the swimming pool outside, so they want to find a private pool to play in."
When Wang Laoer heard this, he immediately agreed, "I'm going to the company at noon. I'll give you the key to the villa."
Tongtong: "Swimming? I want to come and play too. Can I come and play?"
Walking Piledriver: "Okay."
Murphy: "Then I'll go too. I don't worry about letting Tongtong contact you."
Long Aotian was so excited, "Add me, I want to swim too."
Girl Killer: "Swimming is my favorite."
Kato Takashi: "Can I join?"
Li Bai: "When the water of the river comes up from the sky, take off your pants and dive in. Count me in."
In an instant, a dozen male colleagues jumped out and asked to join.
Walking Piledriver: "Get lost! You can swim away on your own. But King Kong can come."
King Kong: "Go away, swim away by yourself, I won't come even if I die."
Huh, women are just shit, and I don’t want to be around shit. So disgusting.
There are always unscrupulous people who want to harm me, but there is no way.
Li Xianyuxin said, Brother, you are so misogynistic that you are best suited to be the second male lead.
During lunch, Li Xianyu met Wang Laoer in the restaurant. He was a thin and capable middle-aged man. His dark skin gave people a metallic feel, and he always felt that he had a tough face. Wang Laoer is a lay disciple of Lianghua Temple, nicknamed: Fudo Mingwang.
Even though he looks like an old farmer, he is a well-known MT in Baoze, with rough skin and thick flesh, and is professional in resisting beatings. In terms of combat, he and Li Xianyu have the same approach and approach, both are reckless.
However, Li Xianyu is a blood cow and can regenerate blood very quickly, while Wang Laoer has high armor. In short, it is the difference between bleeding equipment and defensive equipment.
Before eating, I gave Thunder Warrior Princess an injection. Her injuries have healed, but her body is still a little weak. With the blood descendant's physique, a few days of training will be enough.
At the end of the restaurant, there was a piano by the window. Victoria, who had not seen her for a long time, sat with her back straight and concentrated on playing. The sun illuminated her blond hair, making it shine.
The foreign girl's skin is as fair and tender as milk. During this time she stayed in Baoze and gained a lot of popularity. She is the new goddess of Baoze's male colleagues.
"She hasn't left yet." Thunder Warrior Ji said in surprise.
"It seems that you want to stay here to participate in the Taoism Conference?" Li Xianyu thought of what she said and chuckled: "Where is her brother? Her brother is somewhere. The foreign devil said he wanted to spar with me again to regain his place. .”
When he saw that his salted fish had already evolved into Cai Xukun, he didn't know how he felt.
You start with a slime, and all upgrades depend on swallowing.
After Victoria finished playing a piece of music, she asked the waiter nearby to order food, then walked towards Li Xianyu with her plump body twisted.
"You're back." Victoria smiled.
"Yes, I'm back." Li Xianyu's smile revealed the vicissitudes of a little man. Since the mission of Sanli and a Half Village began, he has experienced life and death several times. No, he has been experiencing life and death since his first contact with the blood descendant (fox demon). Hovering on the edge.
The workload is huge, and the experience of two months is simply more than the experience of an ordinary employee in one year.
"By the way, where's your brother?" Li Xianyu smiled unpredictably.
"After he recovered from his injury, he went to find the vice president and the others." Victoria said.
I remembered that the Super Power Association went to Myanmar to capture drug lords. For some unknown reason, Victoria didn't go and stayed in Baoze to make soy sauce.
"By the way, we are going swimming in the afternoon, will you come?" Li Xianyu asked.
"Kaka!"
The calf bones of the left and right legs are broken. Hello brothers, we have to break them together.
Li Xianyu's face was twisted in pain, Thunder Warrior Ji and Grandma Grandma ate expressionlessly, and no one said anything to take responsibility for this terrorist attack.
Is this bullying me for having self-healing powers
After dinner, King Thunderbolt told Li Xianyu that Sanwu was back. Not long after he went to the Northeast, Sanwu woke up. Li Xianyu hadn't seen Sanwu in the past three days. She had been shutting herself in the practice room and practicing hard every day.
After hearing the news, he went to the training room and met the girl who was almost beaten by the God of War to become autistic after the battle in Sanli Ban Village.
As before, she had a face that was delicate and beautiful, but lacked expression and anger. But he didn't know if it was an illusion, but Li Xianyu felt that there was an unbreakable depression between her eyebrows.
Maybe it was what happened that day that deepened her knot.
"Get some rest," Li Xianyu put his hand on her head and rubbed it vigorously, "We are going to swim in the afternoon, let's play together."
Sanwu rarely refuses people, so he nods obediently.
"By the way, do you have a swimsuit?"
"What's a swimsuit?"
"It's just clothes that show off your good figure."
"You want to see my body." Sanwu hit the nail on the head.
In the afternoon, I took my grandma and grandma to a nearby shopping mall to buy swimsuits. By the way, Sanwu and I stepped into the swimsuit store, where there were all kinds of styles and colors. Sexy, conservative, reserved and generous, Li Xianyu was dazzled by it.
The world is unfair, Li Xianyu realized this truth in the swimsuit store. Compared with women's wide variety of styles, men's swimsuits are always a pair of underpants, with most variations in colors and patterns.
Grandma's mouth was disdainful, but her eyes were shining, staring at the beautiful swimsuits with interest.
"Grandma, I think this one is suitable for you." Li Xianyu pointed to a white swimsuit. Its style is no different from ordinary underwear. It is even sexier and more popular. It has a three-point style, and the shoulder straps and trouser straps are thin ropes.
"Sir, you have such a good taste. This swimsuit suits your daughter... the lady next to you." The waiter smiled.
She couldn't tell which one was her girlfriend, Sanwu or Grandma, so she had an idea and changed her title. Both girls are rare beauties, one is lively and cute, the other is elegant and refined, with a well-proportioned figure. She has worked in the store for many years and has never seen a girl who can be stunning without makeup.
This man must be very rich!
The waiter thought to himself.
Grandma's face was red, and she dragged Li Xianyu away with an expressionless expression, staying away from the smelly and shameless swimsuit.
Seeing the waiter following closely behind her, grandma turned her back, raised her eyebrows, and lowered her voice: "When will it be your turn to make the decision for me? Do you still care about elders, younger ones, inferiority, and ancestors?"
Have you ever seen a grandma take her great-grandson out to pick out a swimsuit
Li Xianyu complained silently.
Grandma turned around and selected a tube-type swimsuit. This thing had no ornamental value. Basically, it only showed the thigh, or half of the thigh.
Li Xian rolled his eyes: "The weather is so nice, let's go home and sleep."
Take Sanwu and leave.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute..." Grandma Grandma grabbed his arm with both hands, bent her knees and squatted down, with her center of gravity lowered, and was dragged by Li Xianyu for a moment. She reluctantly compromised: "Then Get another one.”
Finally, I chose a more conservative two-piece, with a tube top on top and women's boxers on the bottom.
"What size do you need?" the waiter asked.
Li Xianyu reported her grandma's measurements in detail.
The waiter was startled. She looked at her grandma's height and was surprised by the girl's perfect body proportions. Such measurements made her envious and jealous.
After packing Grandma Grandma's swimsuit, Li Xianyu asked Sanwu what style she liked. The mobile taunting machine had an indifferent expression on her face, saying "it means I don't care, it's okay if I don't wear clothes."
Li Xianyu waved her hand and chose a sexy three-point swimsuit for her. But Li Xianyu didn't know Sanwu's measurements. The waiter measured her for her, and then she looked envious and jealous again.
I came to Wang Laoer's private villa at 1:30 in the afternoon. Wang Laoer bought this property and originally wanted to move here, but his old mother didn't like villas and preferred the old house where she had lived for decades, so this villa has been vacant. With.
The combined area of the villa and the yard must be more than three hundred square meters. Although it is not in a prime location, buying such a villa in Shanghai, where land is so precious... Li Xianyu calculated that the value is close to nine figures.
What the hell, if I hadn’t been hooked up with a prodigal grandma, I would have been able to buy such a mansion ten years later.
The swimming pool is in the backyard and occupies one-third of the area. It is very large, enough for Li Xianyu and others to splash and pee to their heart's content... No, no, no, this is not an outside swimming pool, you can't do this.
Li Xianyu and the other three arrived at the villa first, cleaning the swimming pool and storing water. Halfway through the work, Murphy arrived with Tongtong, Victoria and Thunder Warrior.
"Li Xianyu, why are you the only one working?" Tongtong squatted by the pool with his hands on his knees, looking cute and well-behaved.
Sanwu and Grandma were lying comfortably on the soft sofa, drinking iced juice and enjoying themselves.
Li Xianyu glanced at her. She was wearing a baseball cap, sunglasses, and permed her hair. She looked like a young lady at a young age.
Li Xianyu pinched the fair face under her sunglasses: "You will know when you have a boyfriend in the future."
The little Loli tilted her head and said in a soft voice, "What do you know?"
Murphy rushed to the pool and kicked him away before he could speak, "Bah, don't say these weird things to Tongtong."
She was carrying a bag of snacks, a bag of drinks and low-alcohol fruit wine.
"Lao Er Wang is coming to the villa to celebrate his wife's birthday in the evening, and other colleagues will also come. Let's finish swimming first and wait for them," Murphy said.
Half an hour later, the swimming pool was cleaned and filled with clear water.
Li Xianyu put on his underpants early in the morning, holding a bottle of beer in his mouth, and sat under the parasol waiting for the bikini beauties.
I finally understand what it means to be thin and fat, yet beautiful in the world. This is not a scene you can see on the beach. Thunder Warrior, Grandma, Victoria, Sanwu... none of them are high-quality beauties.
Even the little Tongtong is cute and delicate, with thin arms and legs, cute and beautiful.
"Human, heaven on earth..." Li Xianyu murmured.
"Puff thump thump..."
After falling into the water several times, the beauties jumped into the swimming pool and turned into mermaids in the blink of an eye, letting out laughter like silver bells.
He grabbed the cell phone on the crystal glass table, took a photo, and uploaded it to the vampire group.
Walking pile driver: "Take the benefits, I'm a good person."
Li Bai: "Damn it, I really want to go. Wait until I come with my sword."
Long Aotian: "Tongtong is so kawaii."
Kato Taka: "Human, heaven on earth [nosebleed]"
Girl killer: "Thief, do you dare to take a clear picture?"
Vulcan: "The unparalleled fighting spirit is so beautiful..."
System prompt: Vulcan has withdrawn a message.
In the northeast, Vulcan let out a guilty breath. Fortunately, he withdrew quickly and almost lost his life.
The unparalleled fighting spirit is a true goddess in the eyes of the older generation. The young people of this generation have never seen the unparalleled grace of the fighting spirit, but in their time, whether it was Li Wuxiang or Grandpa Li Xianyu, they had already recognized the unparalleled fighting spirit. Most of the seals have been lifted, and the young people of that generation have seen the heavenly and human appearance of the unparalleled fighting spirit.
Every time he sees the unparalleled fighting spirit, Vulcan will be reminded of his youthful days, full of memories.
You gave birth to me before I was born, and I am still old.
Walking pile driver: "See this is already a gift to you. If I don't give you more, haha, if you don't obey, beat me."
There are a lot of pictures of [bloody] knives in the group.
The beauties were soaking in the pool, and the rippling water distorted their beautiful figures. It was hazy and hard to see clearly. It made the male colleagues in the group feel very uncomfortable.
Li Xianyu's wave of hatred is very stable. I don't know how many people are grinding their teeth. We are all the same men. Why can you enjoy such benefits
Li Xianyu threw away the bath towel and plunged into the blue waves.
He struggled to pave among the girls, like a cheerful corgi. 21-year-old Li Xianyu has reached the first peak in his life.
He went to the Thunder Warrior Queen and sang loudly: "Ask if this mountain is the highest in the world."
Thunder Warrior Ji slapped him away.
Li Xianyu happily walked up to his grandma and sang: "Perhaps, there is another place higher than the sky."
Grandma knocked him away with an elbow.
Li Lixianyu continued to swim happily in front of Victoria and roared: "There are mountains higher than this mountain in the world."
Heaven on earth! !
She was swimming so happily that she lost control of her strength and bumped into Victoria's back.
Victoria exclaimed and stumbled back a few steps.
"I'm sorry, it's all Shui's fault." Li Xianyu apologized.
The foreign girl was very generous and shook her head to express that she was fine. She turned her blue eyes and looked at Li Xianyu's left arm: "Your hand..."
"It," Li Xianyu touched his left hand, "I sealed the devil in my arm, so the arm is like this. In Buddhism, it is equivalent to Buddha cutting meat to feed eagles, or Guanyin incarnating as a woman to use her body to save evil people. great."
Victoria shook her head with a smile: "I don't believe it. I heard that it is very powerful? I saw someone on the Internet saying that it is very powerful. Can you let me see it?"
Li Xianyu suspected that he heard it wrong: "What? You want to see my left hand, right? You want to know the ghost and horror of my left hand, are you sure?"
"I'm just curious." Victoria nodded with an indifferent expression.
Li Xianyu's eyes flashed and he sneered in his heart, "Okay, but let me give you a suggestion. Come on, hold my shoulders."
The Double Eleven ads on web pages are really annoying recently. The web page pops up forcibly. It won’t disappear unless you click on it. If you click on it, it will connect you automatically. It's worse than a virus. It’s so disgusting, I’m going to boycott Double Eleven this year.
(End of chapter)