System prompt: [You have agreed to join the group, say hello to the group friends! ]
Li Xianyu was about to send a symbolic "Hello everyone" and then exit the software. Unexpectedly, King Thunderbolt sent a message to the group first: "@All members, let me introduce to you a new colleague, Li Xianyu, who just joined today. Law Enforcement Department, everyone is welcome.”
Li Xianyu had no choice but to change the wording and edit: "My name is Li Xianyu. Please take care of me, seniors. If I don't do something well, you can call me..."
With ease, I silently deleted it and changed it to: "You should criticize more."
Then send it out.
The group was quiet, and no one responded at all, even King Thunderbolt @all members with administrator rights.
The seniors look so aloof.
After a few minutes, someone finally responded.
Thunder Warrior: "Welcome, welcome."
Girl Killer: "Hey, you, the new guy, dress up as a woman."
The fingering is exactly like Kato Takashi: "Did you hear that, new guy? Dress up as a woman, or I'll kick you out."
Li Bai: "It's a great joy to have friends come from far away. It's even more joyful to have new people dress up as women."
Among the few people who showed up, except for the first one who was quite decent, the others made Li Xianyu feel deeply malicious.
I don’t know when it started, but the old people in the group always like to tease newcomers into wearing women’s clothes.
But it is impossible to dress up as a woman, not even in this life.
[Minister of Law Enforcement] King Thunderbolt made a [sweating] expression: "You guys look like seniors, don't be shy. His identity will scare you to death."
Thunder Warrior: "?"
Girl Killer: "?"
The fingering is exactly like Kato Takashi: "?"
[Archives Manager] Murphy: "Yes, his identity is very unusual. We all know him."
Li Xianyu noticed that this Murphy was the same as the King of Thunder and Lightning. Is he a boss with the prefix "Archives Manager"? Then she should know her true identity.
Oh, the heir to the unparalleled fighting spirit, the son of Li Wuxiang, I will scare you to death if I tell you.
Li Xianyu raised the corner of his mouth.
Li Bai: "Murphy, please make it clear."
Thunder Warrior: "We all know each other? Don't you mean newcomers?"
The avatar of Thunder Fighter is a pretty beauty with short hair. I don’t know if she is her.
[Archives Manager] Murphy: "Just wait."
Ten seconds later, Murphy sent a photo to the group, which was Li Xianyu's employment form. It contained his detailed information and a one-inch photo of him.
Li Xianyu has delicate features and a skin that is very attractive to women.
[Archives Manager] Murphy: "Just asking if you are afraid."
The group suddenly became quiet.
The smile on Li Xianyu's lips spread. He seemed to have foreseen the restlessness after the silence. The bosses must have been extremely shocked. The next content was nothing more than "Wow, the successor of the unparalleled fighting spirit" and "Boss, accept my Knees", "Boss, are you interested in doing a py transaction" and so on.
Sure enough, after a few seconds, the group went crazy.
First, Li Bai sent a picture, which showed a naked young man lying on a bed, with a certain organ making a ferocious posture like a dragon raising its head.
The picture is captioned: [What are you looking at? I’ll whip you to death]
Li Xianyu: "!!!"
The smile on Li Xianyu's face gradually disappeared, and then gradually became ferocious...
The guy in the picture is him. Yes, he was the one who was almost forcibly taken by Qingqing that day.
At this moment, his private photos are appearing in the company's employee group, which is still not a slap in the face.
etc!
Why is my photo here? When did I take this photo
Thunder Warrior Ji posted the exact same photo, but with different captions: [Come, come and fight.]
Same as above for the girl killer, the picture is captioned: [Kneel down and call daddy.]
The fingering is very similar to that of Kato Taka. The picture is captioned: [Everyone is so arrogant, I'm afraid you don't know the real power]
Li Xianyu remembered that Uncle Qin had taken a picture of him that day.
No wonder Sanwu calls him "a man with a big penis" whenever he meets someone. Sanwu only remembers other people's most distinctive features.
It turned out that his private photos had been circulated in the company group for a long time, and they had ruined them.
Li Xianyu's hand holding the phone trembled violently...
He felt the deep malice of this world.
A lifetime of dark history.
[Administrator] King Thunderbolt: "Ahem, that's enough for you. Just play this kind of picture when the person involved is not around, don't go too far. After all, Li Xianyu is still a child. @ Walking Pile Driver should be a group pet. good… "
God is so beloved by the crowd, Li Xianyu silently covered his face.
Girl Killer: "Still a child? The future is bright."
The fingering is exactly like Kato Takashi: "The future is bright."
Li Bai: "The future is bright."
[Administrator] King Thunder and Lightning: “…”
He silently withdrew the previous pictures. As an administrator, he had this authority.
[Administrator] King Thunder and Lightning: "Li Xianyu, are you still here?"
Humanoid Piledriver: "The new kid is hiding in the corner and shivering. Can you at least mosaic it for me? The network cleanup operation is in full swing. I will report you if you believe it or not."
Girl Killer: "Reporting is useless. This app is a software developed within the company. It does not have a reporting function. It is a "shady" software. Compared with information and things on forums, a mere 18-year-old ban is nothing."
Li Xianyu received a private message from the King of Thunder and Lightning. The King of Thunder and Lightning said, "Don't make your identity public for the time being. Although everyone in the group is one of our own, you still have to keep it a secret. When you awaken your bloodline in the future and have a certain ability to protect yourself, you can Meet people openly and honestly."
Li Xianyu replied with an "ok" gesture and complained: "His Holiness, why do I feel that the seniors in the group... are not very friendly?"
King Thunder and Lightning: "It's your misunderstanding."
Li Xianyu: "It's definitely not an illusion."
King Thunderbolt: "These are the only ones who are naughty. The other stable employees in the group don't stand out easily."
Li Xianyu: "Oh."
At this time, Li Xianyu saw someone in the group @ him.
Switching to the group chat, I found that the person @him is also a big shot with a prefix: [Deputy Minister of the Ministry of Medical Affairs], but compared to his name, the prefix is nothing. His name is "Li Shizhen".
[Deputy Minister of Medical Affairs] Li Shizhen: "@walkingpiledriver, judging from your appearance, you have severe kidney deficiency. The kidneys store the essence of the human body. For blood people, the kidneys are the most important organ. In your state, I'm afraid it will be difficult to become a regular law enforcer. Come to the company another day and I will help you with acupuncture for five points. The price is fair and you will not be bullied."
Girl Killer: "Poor child, he was almost sucked dry by the fox demon."
The fingering is very similar to Kato Takashi: "Uncle Qin said a few days ago that this boy was almost raped by a fox demon."
Walking Piledriver: "Can it be saved? But I don't have points, I'm still a newbie."
Li Xianyu was overjoyed.
[Deputy Director of the Medical Department] Li Shizhen: "It's just kidney deficiency, it's not a big problem. If you get points, you can pay on credit. You can give it to me after you earn points."
After Li Shizhen sent this message, she received a private message from King Thunder and Lightning: "Don't make random promises, you can't save him."
Li Shizhen: "?"
How is it possible that he, a great master of traditional Chinese medicine and a famous golden needle doctor in the world of blood people, can be stumped by a mere kidney deficiency
Even if he suffers from kidney failure, he can handle it easily.
King Thunder and Lightning: "Haha, have you cured Li Wuxiang's kidney failure?"
Li Shizhen: "That's different. He did it because... Wait, what do you mean?!"
King Thunder and Lightning: “Let’s learn about the ancestral kidney deficiency of the Li family.”
Li Shizhen: "...he is Li Wuxiang's son!"
Li Shizhen reacted suddenly.
King Thunder and Lightning: “Not many people in the company know about this matter, remember to keep it secret.”
In the group, the walking pile driver said: "@李世智, boss, let's make an appointment to meet. It's better to choose a different day. Just today, I'll come over now."
System prompt: Li Shizhen withdrew a message.
System prompt: Li Shizhen withdrew a message.
He retracted both of the things he said.
what happened
Walking Pile Driver: "@李世智, what's wrong, I will definitely return the points to you in the future, I swear on my integrity."
[Deputy Minister of Medical Affairs] Li Shizhen: “It’s hopeless. Say goodbye.”
Thunder Fighter: "Li Shizhen, don't be shy when it comes to business. If it's points, I'll give them to you first on behalf of Li Xianyu."
But no matter how Thunder Warrior @ him, Li Shizhen never responded and seemed to have been offline.
Thunder Fighter: "@ Walking Piledriver, you can go to the company to find him some other time. Li Shizhen's acupuncture skills are very good. He may have been offline for something."
Li Xianyu felt warm in his heart: "Thank you Zhan Ji."
As expected, women are still considerate, gentle and considerate. In this group full of bosses, Zhan Ji's words are like a fire in winter, warming Li Xianyu's weak kidneys.
The fingering technique is exactly like Kato Takashi: "Sao Nian, don't be afraid of kidney deficiency. I will teach you a long-lost Japanese fingering technique to free you from the trouble of kidney deficiency. In exchange, you will be repaid by dressing up as a woman."
The girl killer was unconvinced: "It's all crooked ways. Real men rely on charm. A woman can be convinced with just one look."
The fingering is very similar to Kato Takashi: "Go away, that's your innate skill, how can you teach it?"
Girl Killer: "You are different."
The fingering technique is very similar to Kato Taka's naked photo of Li Xianyu. The picture is captioned: "Kneel down and call daddy."
The girl killer fought back, with the same picture and the caption: "You know nothing about power."
The two of them started fighting for pictures like crazy. The pictures were eternal photos, and the captions by the big guys were just amazing...
Li Xianyu felt desperate.
King Kong: "You guys are so noisy. You spend all day swiping some nutritious stuff. If anyone has new seeds, please share them with me."
Another company senior appears.
Girl Killer: "There are seeds in the group file, download it yourself."
King Kong: "I've seen it all, I want a new episode."
The fingering is exactly like Kato Takashi: "Who has that kind of thing? We don't need it."
King Kong: "It's better to have Long Aotian. He uploaded all the seeds in the group. After he fell asleep, there are no more talents in this group, so what use do you have."
Thunder Warrior: "Haha."
Look, I’ll add an update for the leader, a 3,050-word chapter, please recommend.
(End of chapter)