My name is Li Xianyu, and in this era where time travel and rebirth have become commonplace... I have inherited my father's legacy: a grandma! !
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The warm spring sunshine slants into the living room. On the spacious sofa, snails... Oh no, grandma is wearing a white shirt and sitting on the sofa. Opposite her is Li Xianyu, who is working hard to reshape his outlook on life.
First of all, it was certain that Grandma Grandma was not a normal person. In what mode she existed, Li Xianyu didn't understand yet and didn't dare to ask.
In short, it is anti-science.
Li Xianyu, who grew up smoking smog and eating preservatives, once fantasized about knocking on the corner of the bed and knocking out a system or something.
But when he saw with his own eyes a grandma and his father's will, he found it difficult to accept it.
What about my outlook on life
What are the three views cultivated by my nine-year compulsory education
It's gone!
"You are a descendant of the Li family, and I am your ancestor, so according to seniority, I am your grandma, okay? That's what your father called me." Grandma puffed out her chest and spoke plausibly.
My father’s grandma is not my grandma either.
If I call you grandma, wouldn’t I be my father’s brother
"But you look younger than me. I don't have a brain." Li Xianyu took a sip from the tea cup and said with force.
"Well," grandma nodded: "I died when I was eighteen."
"Pfft..." Li Xianyu sprayed all the tea on Grandma's body.
Grandma frowned and wiped the water stains on her body. Since the great-grandchildren of this generation were different from the previous generations and did not receive education from an early age, they would inevitably be surprised when they first heard the bizarre truth, so she was not angry.
Li Xianyu took a deep breath and opened his father's second letter: "When you open the second letter, it means that your grandma has refreshed your world view. Haha, don't be excited. If you don't refresh your world view, how can you grow? .”
"The world you see is just the tip of the iceberg. All fathers in the world should personally open the door to the new world for their sons. Ordinary fathers can only help their sons save money to find a wife, but I will teach you how to see this real world. . You are not an ordinary person, but an ancient demon blood descendant who has inherited an excellent bloodline. When you and your grandma can have a heart-to-heart (jiao) connection (rong), you will awaken the power of your bloodline. In Before you awaken your bloodline, you must not touch the real world. In addition, grandma is a very powerful fighting spirit, and she is also a... You have to take care of yourself and discover her role." The will ends here.
Hey, hey, speak clearly.
What the hell are ancient demon blood descendants
Li Xianyu looked at it in confusion. The dead man said half of his words and did not explain clearly at all.
"Grandma... Grandma, what does the will mean?" Li Xianyu handed me my will. He could only hope that grandma could explain all this to him. If it weren't for my will, he wouldn't have been able to calm down. Sitting here, talking to a beautiful girl who calls herself grandma.
Grandma took it, glanced at it, and said, "Literally."
"I don't know how serious it is, can my grandma help my great-grandson clear up my doubts?"
Grandma tilted her head and said seriously: "Of course, no problem. Let's start with a bottle of Ugly Baby."
"Huh?" Li Xianyu was stunned.
What the hell is an ugly doll
"Do you have gold coin chocolates?"
“…….”
"There are always popping candies."
"..."
"Where's the watermelon bubble gum?"
"..."
Grandma puffed out her cheeks, raised her eyebrows, looked cute and naive, and said angrily: "What, you don't have these delicious snacks?"
Li Xianyu reacted: "Many of the snacks from more than 20 years ago are no longer sold."
Grandma Grandma seemed to have received a huge blow. She covered her chest and was so heartbroken that it was hard to breathe: "Li Wuxiang, you bastard, a bastard, a short-lived ghost, you made me sleep for twenty years. What will the world be like twenty years from now?" It’s boring and I can’t live.”
While talking, the woman lay down on the sofa and rolled around, looking very anxious and angry.
Grandma's strong character was suddenly gone.
Li Xianyu was confused for a long time, "Well, there are still snacks. Can I buy them for you?"
There was a convenience store downstairs. Li Xianyu took the elevator downstairs, walked around the convenience store, and bought a pack of spicy strips for three yuan and potato chips for six yuan.
Back home, Grandma stood by the window and looked at the city. Li Xianyu walked into the living room and heard her faint voice: "The changes have been great. There were no houses this high before."
After knowing that his grandma would not hurt him, Li Xianyu felt a little more at ease, otherwise he would not come back, so he turned around and ran to his adoptive father to beg for a second adoption.
"After all, it's been twenty years, and our country is still developing very fast." Li Xianyu responded.
"What year is it now?"
"2020."
"Almost one hundred and fifty years." She said, her clear eyes looking into the distance, gradually becoming emptier, and her voice became more ethereal: "Every time I fall asleep or wake up, the world is changing. Constantly changing. And I It will always be like this, time has lost its laws on me..."
One hundred and fifty years...
Li Xianyu almost peed.
Grandma suddenly turned around. She lost her stern temperament and looked like a naughty little girl. She glared: "Where are the snacks? If the snacks don't taste good, I'll beat the shit out of you."
Li Xianyu obediently served spicy sticks and potato chips.
"Hiss... ..hiss... ..delicious... .hiss, how can it be so delicious... ..I like this era... ..hiss, it's so spicy." Grandma bit into it Latiao, fanning himself with his little hands, had tears in his eyes.
Looking at his grandma who fell in love with this era again, a sentence popped into Li Xianyu's mind: The iron-clad Wang Jingze, a bowl of fried rice can betray the country.
"That's it," Li Xianyu raised his thumb and echoed, "Weilong spicy strips, my childhood memories."
Li Xianyu watched her happily eat the whole bag of spicy strips, drink two glasses of water, then finish chewing the potato chips, patted her belly, lay lazily on the sofa, and said softly: "Let's talk. Let’s talk. Before your father sealed me again, he did entrust me to be your life mentor.”
"Okay grandma." Li Xianyu sat upright and finally arrived. He couldn't wait to find out everything.
There was silence in the living room. After a few minutes, Li Xianyu said, "Grandma?"
Grandma rolled her eyelids and said angrily: "What are you doing?"
"You may begin."
"I don't read much, so I need to organize my language. Let me meditate, but don't disturb me."
After a few more minutes, she adjusted to a duck-sitting position, with her left hand clasping her chest and her right hand supporting her chin, "Do you know the existence of ancient demons?"
Li Xianyu shook his head cooperatively: "I don't know."
"That is a powerful creature that existed in ancient times. Before humans learned to record history, or even before humans were born in the world, the ancient demon dominated this world and was the master of this planet."
"The overlords of ancient times were probably dinosaurs."
"The earth's hundreds of thousands of years of history contain too many unknown secrets and past. Dinosaurs are just creatures that appeared in a certain period of time."
"It's billions of years, grandma." Li Xianyu corrected.
"..." Grandma said angrily, "I won't say anything anymore."
Don't I want to lose face
"... I shouldn't interrupt, you continue."
It seems that you don't read many books.
Grandma said seriously: "Human beings are not the only intelligent creatures throughout the ages. As early as ancient times, there was a creature with both wisdom and power. Moreover, they are the darlings of nature and are born with unparalleled power. Moving mountains and reclaiming seas is like this. This kind of thing is definitely not a legend among them."
Li Xianyu complained: "That's too much nonsense. Why didn't you say that they can still ascend to the Immortal Class in a day?"
"Everything in the world has its unique racial talents. For humans, the abilities of some animals are superpowers. It's not that superpowers don't exist, but humans don't have them themselves, so they subconsciously reject them and think that they are absurd and unruly things. In fact, this is an ability given by nature. The same is true for ancient demons. In fact, human beings' longing for ascending to immortality is not a fantasy. They have really seen the scene of flying into the sky and escaping from the earth. Creatures like ancient demons are powerful and powerful. It’s terrible, but in the end it can’t compete with time and is submerged in the long river of history.”
"Wait a minute, since the ancient demon has perished in history, then we are their descendants?" Li Xianyu thought of the contents of the will.
"Although the ancient demon is extinct, its genetic fire is not extinct. According to the theory of evolution proposed by Yang Yi, any species on the earth can find common ground in their genes. We humans have the genes of the ancient demon in our bodies, including animals and plants. .It can exist in our bodies as humans, and it can exist in dogs."
"You continue, Darwin's grandson is holding down the coffin board for you," Li Xianyu said.
"The ancient demon blood descendants have been throughout human history. They have abilities that humans cannot understand, as well as powerful bodies. They are not low-key, and they appear frequently in history, but those in power will deliberately downplay the existence of the blood descendants. In modern times, the ancient demon blood descendants have The demon blood descendants are completely hidden in the shadow of history." Grandma said.
"If this is the case, wouldn't society be in chaos?" Li Xianyu's three views are in desperate struggle
He has always felt that good and evil coexist in human nature. The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. In the same way, the greater the ability, the greater the harm.
"That's all you have to offer." Grandma spat: "Since ancient times, ancient demon blood descendants have been a typical example of using force to break the ban. Most of the blood descendants from prominent families serve in the imperial court. Our Li family was famous back then. In modern times, the Buddhist and Taoist Association has officially become the law enforcer of the vampire world, managing the vampires in the world. If you think that the vampires can act lawlessly, you are completely wrong. The vampires believe in the law of the jungle, but the strong can eat the strong. The premise is that social stability is not disturbed.”
Li Xianyu said: "Then my father's death..."
His biological father must have been in his prime when he died. For a blood descendant to be so tall, don't tell me that he died of cancer or a car accident. It's too down-to-earth.
"The sons and daughters of the Jianghu die in the Jianghu, and they deserve to die." Grandma said.
"How did you die?" Li Xianyu asked.
Normal serialization has started, and the initial website has been modified.
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