At the foot of the mountain, the ticket office.
During the Dao Forum, Emei closed its tourist channels and canceled ticket sales in all scenic spots open to ordinary people. But this does not mean that the blood descendants who come to attend the Taoism Conference do not need to buy tickets.
At the ticket booth, at the edge of the window, a middle-aged monk in robes clasped his hands together, looked at his nose and heart, and turned a blind eye to the menacing young men and women outside the window. But the monk knew that this was just the calm before the storm, and the next round was about to begin.
Li Xianyu took a deep breath: "Okay, I accept the eight thousand tickets, but why do you have to buy a ticket for a cat? What about the compassion of you monks? Aren't you monks all empty-handed? You have a dark heart, right? .”
Faced with Zhu Xin's questioning, the monk remained calm and unmoved: "Aliens are also blood descendants, so naturally they should be treated equally. Lianghua Temple is fulfilling the concept of equality for all living beings."
"Have you forgotten that you still have compassion?"
"Donor, what does mercy have to do with you not buying a ticket?"
"Monk, look at this. I'll buy the tickets for the cat, but you'll give us a 50% discount."
"Ah."
"What do you mean?"
"The donor is ugly, but he thinks he is beautiful."
Li Xianyu touched the mask on his face and said, "It's not 50% off, but it's 20% off."
Monk: "Haha."
After a fruitless argument and bargaining, Li Xianyu glanced at Cuihua, who was posing elegantly for the camera, and then at her grandma, who was waiting impatiently, and sighed helplessly: "Isn't there a discount?"
The monk said seriously: "Yes."
Li Xianyu's eyes lit up: "How can I give you a discount?"
But the monk shook his head: "Donor, what the poor monk said may be a bit hurtful, but I hope you won't be angry."
Li Xianyu nodded.
The middle-aged monk showed a mean smile: "Do you think you are an unparalleled fighting spirit?"
Li Xianyu: "..."
At this time, he should take off his mask and let him see the young man himself, but considering that the bargain he had just stingy was too low, Li Xianyu reluctantly paid 24,000 yuan and bought three tickets.
"It would be better if you pay earlier, Momojiji." Grandma taught me in a low voice.
"If a woman is in charge of the house, the house will collapse." Li Xianyu muttered in a low voice.
"What did you say?" Grandma raised her eyebrows.
"Because I want to save money for my grandma." Li Xianyu immediately changed his mind.
For eight thousand a ticket, Li Xianyu felt that his intelligence had been insulted. It was obvious that he was killing a pig. The heart of Lianghua Temple is really dark.
For the current price, the tickets are too expensive.
"Buddhism has always been like this, and the methods of making money have been like this from ancient times to the present." Little Mother Huayang came out of his body and condensed into a solid body. As a Taoist disciple, she had a lot of disdain for Buddhism in her words.
Li Xianyu made a contract with her, and now she is one of the pendants on Li Xianyu's body, able to absorb the essence of the host and condense the entity temporarily. Of course, the essence remains the same. She can't enjoy food like her grandmother.
Li Xianyuxin said, "This won't work. Having a grandma is enough for me. If I add a baby mother, wouldn't it mean that I would be sucked dry?"
So they discussed it, Grandma Grandma would suck his semen, and Little Mom Huayang would suck his breath. The rain and dew are all wet, and the harem is stable.
"It's better to be a Taoist sect. It would be nice if all the people in the Taoist sect were like my little mother." Li Xianyu flattered him.
Hua Yang smiled.
Thanks to his thick skin and his habit of saying nice things with a shy face, Hua Yang's affection for Li Xianyu increased greatly over the past few days, as if he was really his son. But there was always sadness between her brows, and the look in her eyes at Li Xianyu showed sadness and nostalgia from time to time.
I guess I haven't gotten over the shadow of my biological father's death.
There is no cable car on the mountain road leading to Lianghua Temple. The blood descendants hiked up the mountain. Some were dressed plainly, some were glamorous, and some even looked like old farmers in the fields. All kinds of people.
Li Xianyu gave Hua Yang a mask: "Everyone, please keep a low profile."
It's like a celebrity going out without a bodyguard, so he has to wear sunglasses and a mask, otherwise it will cause a sensation. Of course Li Xianyu himself does not have this weight, but his grandmother does, and Hua Yang's identity is also very sensitive. Her senior sister is now the headmaster of Liuyunguan.
Before meeting with the company's big bosses, he had to be inconspicuous and not be too ostentatious.
Halfway up the mountain, there is a temporary business area. The bald people from Lianghua Temple are very good at doing business. They rent stalls to merchants, but they can only sell some meaty food that is not easy to make in Buddhism. Lianghua Temple contracts other necessary supplies itself.
Compared with Buddhism, Taoism is generally much poorer, although they also have their own industries. The teachings of Taoism emphasize the importance of forgetting love and the unity of heaven and man. They are the earliest otakus in China.
Everyone is familiar with Buddhism. It saves all sentient beings and has close contact with the masses. It is naturally better than Taoism in terms of making money.
Climbing up the mountainside, grandma took Huayang to buy food like a joy. Li Xianyu stood on the steps and shouted to the back: "Cuihua, hurry up."
The blood descendants were walking around, taking various photos. Every time a camera came over, Cuihua would stay still, assuming an elegant and cold posture, or licking her paws cutely and playfully. Sometimes he even takes the initiative to take advantage of the camera.
"Here we come." Cuihua responded dissatisfiedly, raised her tail, and followed quickly.
Grandma was sitting in front of a beef noodle stall and ordered one for everyone. Li Xianyu asked, "Where's Mom's?"
Grandma: "She doesn't need to eat, and she can't."
Li Xianyu said seriously: "Then you have to order a bowl. You can't let my little mother just watch."
Hua Yang looked touched.
The noodles were not cooked yet, so Li Xianyu wandered around alone. Food and supplies were provided everywhere, so a bookstall not far away stood out from the crowd.
There were many people squatting by the bookstall. Li Xianyu went over to join in the fun. The stall owner was a middle-aged man, sitting cross-legged. The books on the stall were all related to the blood world, which was a great gimmick.
Li Xianyu glanced at it and saw many very attractive book titles: "The True Coordinates of the Pantheon Palace", "Analysis: What did Li Wuxiang get in the Pantheon Palace", "The Disaster in the Northeast: The Rise and Fall of a Family" , "The Love Affair of the Unparalleled Fighting Spirit"
Um
Grandma’s affair? !
Li Xianyu squeezed through the crowd and picked it up to read. The book contained some of the author's speculations and reveries about the unparalleled fighting spirit, as well as random unofficial histories made out of nothing. There is a suspicion of selling dog meat on sheep's head. The author fabricated some ambiguous details about her relationship with her descendants from past generations, and the description is to the point, leaving people imagining.
"Boss, how do you sell these books?" Li Xianyu asked.
"A copy is 100 yuan. Oh, yours is the Wushuang Fighting Spirit. It is 200 yuan a copy." The middle-aged boss said.
Hiss~ The little emperor uncle is already divided into high and low
"Boss, you are very courageous. Aren't you afraid of being hammered to death if you dare to sell this kind of thing?" Li Xianyu said in a low voice.
"What's the point? The big shots are so high up that they won't pay attention to ordinary people like us." The boss said nonchalantly: "I also have books and novels about the Buddha head series, the Taoist series, and the top ten beauties in the blood world. "The boss says.
"Is there anything more exciting?" Li Xianyu asked.
"We don't have this anymore. I don't dare to sell anything more exciting here." The boss shook his head.
"You tell me how much it will be."
The boss thought for a while, then called Li Xianyu to his side and whispered: "There are no books, but there is a comic book called Unparalleled Fighting Spirit. I have a complete set here, do you want it?"
Li Xianyu: "Let me inspect the goods first."
The boss quickly shook his head: "No, if you want it, take it. Don't tell me I bought it from here. I don't want to die yet."
The desire to survive is quite strong.
"How can I know if it's good or not without inspection?"
"The goods imported from Xiangjiang are not as good as the painting style, and we can't draw them from the mainland."
The so-called complete set of manga is the story of the unparalleled fighting spirit and its descendants. The heroine is not similar to Grandma. Grandma is clearly an 18-year-old girl, but the heroine in the manga is a low-figured lady who just has a name. The male protagonists are all muscular men with a very fragrant style of painting.
As a legend in the vampire world, Wushuang Fighting Spirit is an excellent comic book material. It is the kind of book that vampires can't help but want to buy after reading it. The sales volume is very hot.
Not only the unparalleled fighting spirits, but also the famous beauties in the vampire world almost all have their own manga.
Li Xianyu came into contact with the gray industry in the vampire world for the first time. He spent 2,000 yuan to buy a complete set of comics, tore up all the descendants of the previous generations and threw them into the trash can, while retaining the parts of the current descendants.
"What are you doing?" Grandma said, sucking her noodles.
I bought a copy of your comic book... Li Xianyu said: "Nothing, just take a stroll."
The price of beef mixed noodles is 220 yuan. For two people, one soul and one animal, the total cost is 880 yuan. Cuihua's beef offal noodles don't add soup, so he eats them in small bites.
"Cuihua, do you want to change into a human form?" Li Xianyu said.
"I don't want it." Cuihua said.
"Because it's ugly?"
"Yeah." Cuihua said, "I don't look good in human form."
"All right."
He was actually looking forward to Cuihua's transformation. Although he couldn't accept humans and beasts, it didn't stop him from looking forward to Cuihua's beauty. In the vampire world, humans and beasts are the norm. A vampire with status and status must secretly have a few heterosexual lovers outside. Some even marry directly to the opposite sex.
I often don't fit in with you because I'm not perverted enough.
After eating the noodles, they continued climbing and entered the temple. Following the signs, they came to the registration office.
Lianghua Temple set up a tent and set up twenty computers. The monks were responsible for registration and maintaining order. It was completely dark and filled with people.
"Hey, hey, look here." As they approached, two girls holding milk tea waved excitedly.
You Mengyu and Xia Xiaoxue haven’t seen each other for a long time.
"Are you here to sign up too?" Li Xianyu greeted him with a smile on his face: "You all recognize me when I'm wearing a mask?"
Xia Xiaoxue pointed to his gloves: "Take a photo and show it to us."
You Mengyu's longing expression said: "Of course we are coming, the Dao Discussion Conference. Masters gather here. There is no more fun place than here. I can't help but tremble all over when I think of being tortured by heroes from all walks of life."
"By the way, do you want milk tea?" Xia Xiaoxue took out a large bag of milk tea from her wallet: "I bought them before coming to Emei, Happy Lemon, CoCo, Typhoon Shelter, a little bit... you can choose for yourself."
"Where's Lao Liu?" Li Xianyu asked.
You Mengyu pointed at the dark crowd: "They are queuing up inside. When he gets there, we will go over."
A very Chinese way of queuing...
"I want to drink too." Cuihua tugged at his trousers with her claws and raised her head with a serious expression.
Li Xianyu tore open the seal, squatted down, and tilted the milk tea cup. Cuihua licked it, was stunned for a moment, and then licked it again. Suddenly, she narrowed her eyes in happiness.
"What a handsome cat, can I give you a hug?" Xia Xiaoxue knelt down and stretched out her hand. Cuihua gave her a paw without even raising her head.
"So fierce." Xia Xiaoxue dodged and stuck out her tongue.
You Mengyu's eyes lit up.
Li Xianyu said to her through lip language: Lift her right leg.
You Mengyu's eyes brightened even more, and she pretended to approach as if nothing had happened. She squatted down and, taking advantage of Cuihua's unpreparedness, she suddenly raised her right leg.
"Hiss~"
Cuihua immediately became furious and chased You Mengyu and beat her up.
You Mengyu screamed excitedly and ran around holding her head.
No one had any intention of trying to dissuade her, knowing that she was enjoying it.
"Cuihua is my new partner, she is very powerful." Li Xianyu introduced: "This... is my little mother."
"Mom?" Xia Xiaoxue was stunned for a moment, then nodded and smiled: "Hello, aunt."
There is too much polygamy in the vampire world. As long as your fists are strong enough, you can do whatever you want. It's not surprising that Li Xianyu has a baby mother.
Huayang nodded slightly.
Li Xianyu noticed that someone was paying attention to him, and looked sideways. Not far away, there was a hot girl with a gun on her back, staring at him fiercely.
The girl grinned at him, showing her beautiful white teeth.
"Weird woman, I don't know her." Li Xianyu frowned. The other person's eyes were like meeting a friend after a long separation, but he didn't recognize her.
Just as I was wondering, I suddenly heard a cry of exclamation from the crowd, similar to the shouts of fans who saw their idols.
(End of chapter)