Grandma has not been good at studying since she was a child. It is a virtue for a woman to have no talent. Being in a blood family, she has to learn more than girls from ordinary families. Grandma entered a private school at the age of four and left school at the age of twelve. Really, I slept all the way here. After living for more than a hundred years, his knowledge reserve may not be as good as that of an ordinary college student, except for his knowledge in the vampire world.
I usually fall asleep as soon as I enter the private school. This time I held on for half an hour. The main reason was that it was new and I had never seen a private school of this era.
The most feared among the bad students is to be named by their teacher for the school entrance examination.
A cluster of eyes fell on the beautiful girl with a tear mole at the corner of her left eye.
"I, I'm not your student." Grandma explained dullly.
Professor Qin didn't take it seriously and said with a smile: "Now that you have entered the classroom, you are my student. Answer the questions boldly and don't be afraid of making mistakes."
Grandma said to herself, as expected, crows in the world are as black as crows, and teachers in the world are exactly as vicious.
When she was a child, her husband would often hit her on the palm in the name of taking exams to express his personal anger.
Unexpectedly, after more than a hundred years of death, he still cannot escape.
My grandmother was barefoot and not afraid of wearing shoes. She stretched out her white and tender hands and said, "Sir, I don't know how to solve this question. Do you want to take a test?"
Probably because they thought the way grandma spoke was interesting, the students laughed out loud.
Professor Qin was stunned. "There is no standard answer to this question. Feel free to express your opinion."
"I don't have any opinion, you might as well hit me."
"You can ask your classmates to help you."
"If you don't ask for help, you can hit me."
"You..." Professor Qin said helplessly: "You'd better sit down and stop talking."
"Oh." Grandma replied crisply and sat down calmly.
Professor Qin's eyes searched among the students again, and finally locked on Sanwu, who was equally good-looking and had the same beeping experience, and said loudly: "The female student wearing black short-sleeves, you answer."
Sanwu stood up and said sincerely: "I can't do it."
Professor Qin frowned: "I won't say anything, just say it."
Sanwu said with a serious expression: "I won't do it, but I suggest asking the beast to change the question."
Professor Qin: "What's the problem?"
Sanwu: "You can ask me, if every drop of water can represent a blessing, then I will give you an ocean. Please do a sentence imitation exercise!"
Professor Qin didn’t understand the girl’s brain circuit at all, and felt that she had some deep meaning. The professor also liked students who were thoughtful and independent, so he smiled and said: “This student, please tell me what if every drop of water can represent a person.” Blessings, then I will send you an ocean. Make a copy of it."
Sanwu looked down at the book on the table, raised his head, and said in a serious tone: "If every flower represents a blessing, then I will give you a wreath!"
Li Xianyu: "..."
Professor Qin: "..."
all the classmates:".… "
The air was suddenly quiet.
And she herself was keenly aware of this change and was quite pleased.
The air was not only quiet, but even suffocating. Li Xianyu glanced at the book on her desk in the suffocating air and saw the last sentence of that paragraph: "Xiao Ming, get out."
Li Xianyu: (￢_￢)
…
"Sanwu, let me tell you seriously, you can't talk like this, you will be beaten."
Walking on the stairs of the teaching building, Li Xianyu complained: "I'm probably going to fail Professor Qin. Fortunately, with a monthly income of 50,000 yuan, I no longer care about transcripts, otherwise I'd be a loser."
It should come as no surprise that the three of them were kicked out. Professor Qin pointed at the door and said angrily: "Get out."
Sanwu was full of confidence: "When we first met, there were such big mood swings, which proves that my social method is very effective and the book you gave me is very useful."
"No, my opinion is exactly the opposite of yours." Li Xianyu went crazy.
Sanwu means not understanding: "Why."
Li Xianyu said: "The correct way to socialize should make the other person feel happy, happy and comfortable. It should not hurt people's hearts."
Sanwu: "But your grandma said this book is very funny and very happy."
How to explain this
Li Xianyu himself was confused. After thinking for a while, he said: "Grandma's happiness is because she finds it funny from the perspective of a bystander. But you are the authority, and the authority will not feel happy."
Sanwu is thoughtful.
Li Xianyu looked at her and asked, "Do you understand?"
Sanwu opened the book and read, "You seem to be teasing me."
Grandma: "Pfft."
Li Xianyu: "..."
He rubbed his eyebrows with a headache. Forget it, he was too lazy to answer. He was not a good teacher, so just let her go.
Human nature is something that cannot be taught and does not need to be taught. It relies on experience and precipitation. Some people are able to smooth things over in just a few years, and some people never understand the meaning of "human relations" in their entire lives. But whether they are tactful or stubborn, they are all based on life experience of most of their lives.
However, she was trained as a killer as long as she could remember, and her real life as a human was only a few years after joining Baoze.
She may have been trying to change herself and become more like an ordinary person, but there is really no better way except to rely on time to grind things down.
There are two elective courses in the afternoon. Li Xianyu doesn't plan to go to class. He is already earning 50,000 yuan a month. Does his diploma still have any meaning? The former Li Xianyu is dead, and now he is Niu Colu Bloody Li Xianyu.
On the way out of school, Li Xianyu asked them to continue holding his arms and pretend to be perfect. If nothing else happens, he, Li Xianyu, will soon become popular in various class chat groups and campus forums based on the gossip of financial students.
I had nothing to do in the afternoon, so I took my grandma and Sanwu shopping. I spent Sanwu’s money to buy some daily necessities and clothes. Well, the soft rice was delicious.
The grandma swiped the Sanwu card with a clear conscience and bought three air purifiers for her great-grandson. She told him that things are very expensive and you should not waste them. You should practice your Qi well and know how to purify them.
It reminded Li Xianyu that his mother used the same words when she bought him exercise books when he was a child.
At sunset, before the rush hour after work, Li Xian took them back to the community by taking the subway. During the morning and evening rush hours on the subway, the chest is always pressed against the back, which is very painful for men, women and children.
, so try to avoid peak times. He has lived in Shanghai for 20 years and has never seen a high-quality beauty with a score of 8 or above during the morning and evening rush hours. It can be seen that beauties also know how to avoid the rush hours.
The S County Hotel was open for business as usual. When he passed by the store, Li Xianyu looked in. The boss was frying rice noodles while staring at the dark circles under his eyes. Zhang Chen had already passed away. After all, he no longer had nightmares.
Grandma is right, there is cause and effect in the world, retaliation for retribution.
He looked around and saw no sign of the Satsuma, and suddenly he felt an ominous premonition in his heart.
The three of them had braised chicken and ordered pork ribs rice. Li Xianyu asked the shopkeeper's aunt: "Where is the dog at the door?"
The shopkeeper's aunt still remembered Li Xianyu, mainly because Sanwu and Grandma were so good-looking that it was hard for people to forget her. She said, "He's dead."
Li Xianyu felt like he was struck by lightning: "Dead?!"
The old aunt said: "He died under the tree this morning, and the body has been disposed of by the property management. This rotten dog is finally dead. It stinks and comes to my shop all day long. It's very annoying."
Li Xianyu, who was originally very emotional when he saw his master and the dog parting ways last night, suddenly felt that his whole body was overwhelmed by the sadness pouring out of his heart.
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