Although he had never met his biological father, as a son, Li Xianyu felt inexplicably blocked in his heart.
"I don't want to mention the old things." Grandma looked like she was losing interest.
She obviously didn't want to recall that past event. Telling what happened back then must be a long and exciting story.
Li Xianyu had no choice but to change the subject and asked: "Grandma, what are you? Maybe my wording is not very rigorous, but as an undergraduate, I really can't think of the right words."
Ancient demons and the like can be explained by at least half a scientific theory, just think of them as prehistoric creatures. But how come you, a person who has been dead for more than a hundred years, appear here
"When I was eighteen years old, I was made into a fighting spirit by my family and lodged in a spirit bead. Only people of the Li family's bloodline could awaken me. In the past hundred years, I have had many great-grandson hosts. The last great-grandson was your father. , and you will be my new great-grandson. Do you understand?"
"So, your surname is also Li." Li Xianyu swallowed: "Then you are not Grandma Grandma. I should call you Grandma Zuzuzu... Auntie?"
"Grandma Grandma sounds terrible," Grandma Grandma frowned and said, "Grandma Grandma sounds nicer."
Is seniority so casual
But if we really want to be honest, the ancestors from one hundred and fifty years ago are indeed difficult to call. Grandma is just grandma, at least it sounds better than grandma.
After that, he fell into silence. Li Xianyu, whose outlook was severely damaged, was deep in thought, trying hard to chew and digest the knowledge about the ancient demon blood descendants.
Before that, if someone said anything to him about ancient demons or blood descendants, he would spray the person to death with a mouthful of salt soda.
But the reality in front of him made it impossible for him to refute: his father's will, the black beads that melt in your mouth, I gave birth to a grandma...
All this tells him: it’s time to refresh his outlook on life.
Grandma looked tired and fell asleep on the sofa.
Li Xianyu sat on the edge and looked at the girl who called herself grandma. She was so beautiful. Her face looked like she had stepped out of the second dimension. Her facial features were exquisite, but the key was her skin. No matter how beautiful a woman was, her skin would be bright. There are flaws, but maybe it’s because of my grandmother’s constitution. Her skin doesn’t have any flaws, it’s fair and delicate, just like a beauty in the second dimension.
I really can't think of her as my grandma... At any rate, you dyed your hair white and added a few wrinkles. Your high school JK style makes me look good.
Somehow, Li Xianyu stretched out his finger and poked Grandma Grandma's little face.
Grandma grumbled and frowned slightly.
Also very cute.
Li Xianyu thought to himself.
It was getting dark, and he was in a daze for most of the day, until it was time for dinner and he felt hungry.
He pushed Grandma awake and said, "Let's go out to eat, if you need to eat."
As soon as she heard the food, grandma became excited. She turned over and sat up, her eyes still squinted, and she had already spoken: "I want to eat stir-fried meat with dried plums and vegetables, the kind with oily residue."
Li Xianyu: "..."
What kind of hard life did you live with my dad
Li Xianyu patted his chest proudly: "If you don't want to eat stir-fried meat with dried plums and vegetables, grandma, I'll take you to a big hotel to eat."
Li Xianyu lives in a mixed-use commercial and residential suite. Outside the building, there are various snack bars, supermarkets, barber shops, etc., all gathered together.
There is a rumor in the world: S County Lanzhou Braised Chicken, there is always one that suits you.
As one of the largest chain hotels in the country, S County Hotel has three hotels in this commercial and residential area alone. There are two braised chicken shops, but Lanzhou Ramen is not available for the time being. The pace of expansion is slow and has to be criticized.
However, Li Xianyu doesn't like eating Lanzhou Ramen very much. He always feels that the beef will be blown away by the wind.
S County Hotel, seats near the door.
Li Xianyu and his grandma sat across from each other. They ordered the pigeon soup set meal and the black-bone chicken soup set meal respectively. They both had tears streaming down their faces.
Grandma's mouth was stuffed with food, her cheeks bulging: "It's so delicious, so delicious. I haven't eaten such rich food in many years."
Li Xianyu: "Me too, grandma, I have been eating instant noodles for half a month."
This snack bar is run by a young couple. The owner with heavy dark circles under his eyes peeks at my grandma from time to time.
There are still a few customers in the store, and now they are not eating but just people-watching.
The little girl is about the age of a high school student, but she has a very domineering figure, with long legs, a slim waist, and a perky butt, and a face so beautiful that it can be used as a credit card.
Grandma: "You have the same virtues as your father, you poor man."
Li Xianyu: "I'm not poor. My adoptive father's family is very rich. I just used the money to buy a house."
Grandma: "Get a room?"
Li Xianyu: "This is your ancient Zhou Gong gift."
Grandma was surprised and said: "Xiao Lizi, are you already married?"
Li Xianyu: "No, grandma, times have changed. We don't have to get married. Male and female friends can also do things between husband and wife."
After Li Xianyu moved out to live alone, he lived a bohemian and free-spirited life. He often invited young ladies to the hotel to chat about life and ideals.
Grandma said: "That's just visiting the brothel. It's not like your father has never done this kind of thing. It's okay if you don't have a wife. You are still an ordinary person now. The first step is to practice cultivation and strengthen your foundation. If you have a wife , Grandma, I will be worried instead."
"Grandma, I'm a man. Even if I agree, my hormones won't agree." Li Xianyu said euphemistically. He didn't know about spiritual practice, but from what Grandma meant, it seemed that she didn't intend to let him. Touch a woman again.
"It's okay, your hormones will agree soon." Grandma waved her hand.
Li Xianyu: "..."
What do you mean
He looked at his grandma's voluptuous figure and remembered the words in his biological father's will. Even a pure child like him didn't understand much about spirituality and flesh.
While Li Xianyu was thinking wildly, he heard a low whimpering sound coming from his feet. He looked down and saw a dirty Satsuma squatting at the door, looking at him eagerly.
It must be a dog abandoned by its owner. Its originally white hair is gray and knotted.
"Western dog?" Grandma frowned in disgust and threw the half-eaten chicken leg in front of it.
"Go away!" The landlady came over, kicked Satsuma away, and complained, "I should break your other one too."
Satsuma whined a few times, limped away, stopped on the side of the road, and squatted next to the green belt.
"Grandma, what are you looking at?" Li Xianyu noticed that Grandma's eyes frequently glanced at the boss.
"Didn't you see it?" Grandma asked curiously, and then suddenly said, "Oh, you are not awake, so you can't see it."
Li Xianyu was confused: "What did you see?"
Grandma lowered her voice: "There is a ghost behind the boss."
"Huh?" Li Xianyu turned to look at the boss. There was no one behind him, "Grandma, don't be ridiculous, there are no ghosts in this world."
Grandma smiled and said, "Want to see it?"
Li Xianyu nodded without hesitation.
"But it will cost you a little energy." Grandma reminded me.
"It's okay. Compared to that, I want to see what the ghost looks like. Is it as beautiful as my grandma?"
Grandma frowned: "I'm not a ghost, I'm a fighting spirit."
As she spoke, she took a sip towards Li Xianyu's small mouth, and her fair face immediately became flushed and her face was radiant. Then he pointed like a sword and gently touched Li Xianyu's eyebrows.
There was nothing unusual at first, but three seconds after Grandma Li's fingers moved away, Li Xianyu's eyes began to heat up, as if two balls of fire were burning in his eyeballs.
Grandma nuzzled her lips: "Look again."
He turned to look at the boss again, and his pupils suddenly shrank. The boss was frying rice noodles. Behind him stood an old lady in gray clothes, standing on tiptoes, blowing cold wind on the boss's neck.
There was no one there just now.
"Turn up the air conditioner, it's too cold." The boss turned to the wife while cooking.
"It's a hot day, but it's too cold for you to cook?" the landlady muttered, "Isn't it too cold?"
No one saw the old lady. The guests were eating by themselves, and the proprietress was walking around holding plates. They all turned a blind eye to the old lady. The weird scene made Li Xianyu's hair stand on end.
At this time, the old lady in gray clothes seemed to notice Li Xianyu's gaze. She blew her head and turned her head sharply, twisting her head 180 degrees.
Li Xianyu finally saw her face clearly. She had an old face full of wrinkles, a lifeless expression, and her eyeballs were bloodshot, staring at Li Xianyu.
The air seemed to freeze.
Li Xianyu's hands were shaking slightly, but on a June day, he felt as if he had fallen into an ice cellar.
"Don't look." Grandma stretched out her little hand, covered his eyes, and said in a deep voice: "Don't look at her, she will haunt you."
Confirmed eyes, I met the right person
Li Xianyu swallowed and nodded. Just then, the burning sensation in his eyes disappeared. After grandma let go, Li Xianyu glanced behind the boss with his peripheral vision and found that he could no longer see the old lady in gray.
"The boss's parents' palace is dark, indicating that he has recently lost his mother or father, and the old lady should be his mother." Grandma whispered: "After death, the soul will stay for seven days, and those with deep obsessions will stay for a long time." In the human world. The old lady's eyes are red, which is a sign of resentment. The son is unfilial, so the parents are resentful."
"Will the boss die?"
"Blowing the yin wind to extinguish the yang fire will only make you seriously ill for a few days." Grandma said: "Don't meddle in household affairs, it has nothing to do with you and me."
After experiencing this, Li Xianyu was no longer in the mood to eat. After paying with Alipay, he took his grandma and left in a hurry.
"Grandma, is there an underworld in the world?"
"Human death is like a lamp going out. There are no gods or Buddhas in the world." Grandma shook her head.
So there is none
Li Xianyu silently crossed out the option "underworld" and learned more about the new world. He regretted: "I thought there was reincarnation... Well..."
Suddenly, he felt as if his body had been hollowed out. He clutched his waist and slowly fell to the ground softly.
This feeling is all too familiar, it’s kidney overdraft.
He could barely walk upright.
"As I said, it will use up a little energy." Grandma squatted next to him.
Li Xianyu: "Do you have any misunderstanding about energy?"
Grandma was astonished: "The kidneys are where essence is stored. Kidney failure results in loss of qi and blood. A man's health is closely related to his kidneys. In addition to back pain, what other discomfort do you want?"
"without... .."
"That's right."
Li Xianyu was on the verge of crying, but said, "The energy you mentioned is different from the energy I thought."
Grandma explained: "I am a fighting spirit. The energy of the fighting spirit comes from the host. The more powerful the host, the stronger the fighting power I can use. The power consumption of the electric fan is also different when turning on the first gear and the fifth gear. .In your current situation, it’s 0.5 gear at most.”
Li Xianyu's face turned pale: "A good metaphor."
He remembered the ghost father's will, and his grandmother was a annoying little goblin.
Is that what it meant? !
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