When Li Xianyu and the monkey protector returned to the base camp, outside the cave, several little demons were lighting a fire. There was a large pot on the bonfire, white mist was steaming, and the rich aroma of meat wafted far away.
Of course, he is not a boiled dragon protector. Although snake meat is delicious, he is a protector after all and is loyal. Bing Zhazi would not be willing to cut off his own arm if he thought about it. Of course, if she had been sitting on the whip at that time, the outcome might have been different.
What is boiling in the pot is a large dog. Judging from its size, it should be a black-backed or golden retriever type of dog. Pet dogs like Teddy Corgi, who have very little meat on their bodies, are not even qualified to serve on the table.
The guardians sat around the pot, eagerly watching the dog meat floating in the pot with the peppers and spices.
In the open space not far away, the Dragon Protector was rolling around uncomfortably. His upper body was that of a human, and starting from the waist, he had the body of a snake. At this time, the three-meter-long snake body was tied with seven or eight knots. The dragon protector rolled a few times and twisted his body a few times, and the knot was untied.
The big eagle girl squatted aside, and every time the knot was untied, she would tirelessly retie it.
"Can you please stop? You're tired and I'm tired too. I'll eat dog meat later. If you're not tired, I won't be able to grab the meat." Big Eagle Girl complained.
"But I feel uncomfortable. I can't help it. Someone tied your hands and feet. Don't you feel uncomfortable?" Dragon Guardian frowned his delicate eyebrows and pursed his red lips: "You shameless man ran away by yourself, leaving me behind." be punished."
Yingying glanced at Li Xianyu, who was approaching, and saw him licking his lips and sitting by the pot. His attention was completely attracted by Gorou, but she ignored her, a person who almost knew the truth.
Qi said: "I'm just blind, but I actually find him very charming."
"Little hooves, after watching a few palace fighting dramas, I just wanted to climb into Li Xianyu's bed." The big eagle girl knocked a few chestnuts on her, "You want to take the opportunity to step on me and the right guardian eagle, right? I really thought I could be a princess."
"I didn't." Dragon Protector defended himself and said aggrievedly: "Didn't you smell it? His smell is very charming."
"I smelled it, so what? Do I have to strip myself naked and send him to his door for him to sleep with?"
"why not?"
"..."
There is a conflict between the three views of human beings and aliens. The big eagle girl has long been used to it. She does not argue and changes the subject: "Even so, you can just ask the emperor for instructions. Why make your own decisions? Just say that you are willing to be Li Xianyu's The emperor will definitely agree to marry the maid. Not like now... and involve me."
The emperor did not boil the snake soup, but tied eight knots on the dragon protector's body, and then asked the big eagle girl to watch on the side, and continued to tie the knots until dawn.
Although there was no real damage, it was very uncomfortable.
"I would rather be beaten by the emperor. The long-term pain is worse than the short-term pain." Dragon Protector groaned: "But it will make me miserable."
Dog meat needs to be boiled, and the longer it is boiled, the more delicious it becomes. The cow guardian walked back from the stream carrying a basket of eggs, and the bamboo basket was still dripping. It looked like he planned to finish cooking the dog meat and boil the eggs in soup.
Pretty good at getting by.
"We in the Ten Thousand Demons Alliance are so poor?" Li Xianyu put his arm around Hu Yan's shoulders.
"Poor." Hu Yan frowned: "There are 2,300 blood descendants of the Ten Thousand Demons Alliance scattered across the country. They eat what horses chew and spend money every day."
"I remember that your custom business was quite good."
"Sisters in the custom industry also have to spend money. Besides, heterogeneous clubs are only open to blood descendants. The number of blood descendants is limited, so the money you can earn in a day is actually not much. I do run a club for ordinary people, but the economy is the most prosperous We are cracking down hard in every area. If we do it secretly, what tricks can we make?"
"The vampires are not short of money. You can raise the price. Human beasts are still very exciting, and the fox demon girls are very playful. It should be okay to raise the charge."
"It's already the price of gold and diamonds."
He was worrying about this matter, thinking that if he couldn't complete the task assigned by the emperor within the time limit, he would run outside to take shelter and wait for the emperor to get angry before coming back, although he didn't know where he made her angry.
Even if the gold inlay is not enough, you can actually try to drive up the B price.
Li Xianyu frowned: "But you don't have to talk about the lack of money every day. In your current state, you can always be satisfied with food and drink."
Hu Yan looked at him like a fool: "Such an organization has no dreams. I plan to build a business empire for the Ten Thousand Demons Alliance, just like Baoze did. I have analyzed that the reason why Baoze can develop rapidly is because It attracts money at a terrifying speed. You can do anything with money. From ancient times to the present, money has always been an indispensable and important condition for people who do big things. If you have money, you can recruit soldiers, buy weapons, and develop various kinds of money. Advanced equipment.”
"You should solve the financial problem first. Granny Pig is still waiting for you in bed."
The nonsense suddenly withered.
"I've thought about it for you," Li Xianyu took the beer thrown by Guardian Niu, bit it open, and took a sip: "The most profitable industry, well, I mean without technology and resources. It's nothing more than Yellow (River Crab) Gambling (River Crab) Poison.”
Hu Yan remained silent, he could think of it without Li Xianyu saying anything. He has been running a custom business, and there are also several gambling houses operating in Myanmar and Thailand. As for China, the Ten Thousand Demons Alliance just opened several underground casinos last month.
In terms of drugs, we haven’t started to operate it yet. This thing needs to consider the source of supply and sales, and it is not accessible to ordinary people. Moreover, among the three evils in life, poison is an industry that even blood organizations are cracking down on.
"Actually, there is a way to make money, with low investment and high returns." After Li Xianyu finished speaking, he whispered, "But I want to hold 30% of the shares."
"Thirty percent for an idea?" Hu Yan glanced at him sideways.
"Because it's easy to make money."
"tell me the story."
"You agree first."
"Make a movie. You can make more money by making a movie. Did you know that there is no shortage of actors and actresses in the Ten Thousand Demons Alliance? You only need to invest in equipment in the early stage and hire a few professional photographers. You will be able to set up a team in no time."
"There are similar movies in the island country, but they are relatively few, because there are few blood aliens there and the quality of life is high. No blood alien likes to make movies, but the aliens in our Ten Thousand Monster Alliance are all new and have not yet developed their taste and taste. Get up and be the best cheap labor force.”
Hu Yan looked at him blankly: "Where did you get this stupid idea?"
"I just had an idea in the woods."
"But the country prohibits it so strictly..."
"My horizons are too narrow. The world is so big, why should we focus on China? It is also very good in Japan. It is also great in Europe and the United States. In the future, if we become bigger and stronger, we can also build a special website."
Hu Yan was silent for a moment, thinking and thinking, his eyes getting brighter and brighter.
"It's a good idea."
"It's good, it's really safe and risk-free. And the initial investment is not big." A smile appeared on Hu Yan's face, and his eyes widened a little, "But if you want money, just ask your mother... It’s okay if you don’t.”
Li Xianyu waved his hand.
You don’t understand, I make money to support my prodigal harem, and I can’t let Bingzhazi know about this.
"What does that cat next to you have to do with you?" A cold voice sounded behind the two of them.
The two men were furious at the same time, with goosebumps rising on their backs.
Li Xianyu whispered: "I don't like that. It's a pure master-servant relationship."
Speaking of which, he still doesn't know what happened to his harem group. Everyone in the harem group is dead. The harem group won't go home after paying tribute like the second senior brother did.
It makes sense for him to think so. Of course, Thunder Warrior Princess will stay in Baoze, and at worst, she will return to her original state. Cuihua and Huayang got together because of him, and Huayang may return to Liuyun Temple to become the temple master.
As for Cuihua, she will probably return to her hilltop and spend one year after another in silence as she did before.
"I don't know what happened to that stupid girl who lost her feelings, and whether she can be saved." Li Xianyu thought to himself.
Thinking of the three without him makes me feel bad. What should I do to save you
"I don't believe it." The big eagle girl who dragged the dragon protector over heard the words and sneered: "That cat has a good figure, is beautiful, and is clingy. Are you awake?"
"Believe it or not." Li Xianyu rolled his eyes.
He didn't care about the great god behind him. They had known each other for twenty years and were very familiar with each other's personalities. Bing Zhazi... she was used to it anyway.
In those years, the number of women my brother slept with could circle the community.
"Speaking of which, the women around you are all top-notch." Hu Yan said.
"But not as good as you." The Rat Protector beeped softly.
"An extra meal tonight, roasted bamboo rat." Li Xianyu was furious.
"That's right." Bingzhazi said calmly.
"I'm not a bamboo rat." The rat guardian beeped again.
"You are so talkative." Li Xianyu picked up a stone and threw it at him.
For a straight man, the saddest thing in the world is not that others covet your woman, but that they covet you!
"Don't they all fight?" Right Protector was curious.
"Why are they fighting?" Li Xianyu asked.
"That's how it's shown on TV." Da Diaomei said.
The Right Protector and Da Diao Mei have been deeply poisoned by palace dramas recently. They feel that with so many women gathering together, there will definitely be intrigues.
"So I haven't touched any of them." Li Xianyu snorted: "Think about it, a group of women fighting for a man, what is it?"
"Palace fighting drama."
"Then if each of these women is very strong, they can even defeat that man."
"Fantasy drama."
"Apocalyptic survival drama."
"disaster film."
Several guardians said one after another.
"You know how clever I am, but I can't control it at all." Li Xianyu said what was in his heart.
Grandma Grandma doesn't like Thunder Warrior Princess, so he won't make any substantial progress with Thunder Warrior Princess before settling on Grandma Grandmother, because Grandma Grandma attaches great importance to bloodline. And if the relationship is confirmed, you have to take responsibility. The worst possible thing is to fall out with your grandma.
Moreover, Cuihua is very petty, and the cat is very possessive, so she might join forces with Grandma to exclude Zhan Ji.
When the dog meat was ready, the guardians brought their own big bowls, and the guardian Zuo cut the meat and divided it into pieces. The two little demons who helped light the fire also played a part.
The monkey protector is a thief. After eating his own, he went to steal the rat protector and was bitten by the other's two front teeth.
Because his body was tied up and he couldn't stand upright, Dragon Protector lay on the ground with the basin in front of him, and was laughed at by everyone for being a pet dog.
"It's not bad to stay in the Ten Thousand Demons Alliance." He thought to himself.
Although these guys who mate at every turn give him a headache, they are simple, and their emotions are shown on their faces. If they don't like you, they just don't like you. If they want to flatter you, they will stick their butts and wag their tails. Even the salivating eyes were undisguised.
Headache, but not tired.
But this is just a temporary calm, the future is long and unpredictable.
"If Li Peiyun knew that his dog-headed military advisor was now mine, he would probably vomit blood." Li Xianyu laughed.
"That's not true. In his eyes, I'm just a partner." Hu Yan shook his head.
After the guardians finished eating the dog meat, Li Xianyu quietly gave Bingzhaozi a look.
The siblings walked deep into the mountains and reached the top of the mountain. Looking side by side at the rows of houses at the bottom of the mountain.
"Does Protector Diao practice the path of Taoism and Buddhism?" Li Xianyu asked casually.
"Yes." Bingzhazi nodded.
"..." How can I use words like this
So, he said dryly: "I don't believe it."
Bingzhaozi glanced at him lightly, with pride hidden in his eyes.
Little Chi, you are still fighting with me, your sister will always be your sister.
"Believe it or not, it's up to you."
"I know you were the one who made her rejuvenate. She was at the end of her life. Don't you want to explain this to me?" Li Xianyu frowned.
Bingzhazi blinked, "I don't know what you are talking about. I just gave her a piece of evolutionary meat. Rejuvenation is none of my business. She will start the second spring of life by herself."
Li Xianyu, who accidentally buried himself while digging a hole, gritted his teeth: "If I couldn't beat you, I would..."
"Just what?" Bingzhazi's tone turned cold.
"I'll dance the little apple for you." Li Xianyu smiled flatteringly.
He sighed: "You don't need to hide anything in your heart. Who can disbelieve me, but I know that my sister and grandma are the most trustworthy."
"Which one is more trustworthy, my sister or my grandma?" she asked.
You are really good at focusing on key points. No wonder you never got high scores in reading comprehension in junior high school.
Li Xianyu complained in his heart.
Evolved meat obviously has no rejuvenating effect, so how did Bing Zhazi do it
Li Xianyu had a slightly bold guess in his mind, but if his sister refused to say it, it would be fine. He would find a way to make up the story later, or he could slowly dig it out on his own.
"Those foreign forces are very weird." Bing Zhazi suddenly said.
Li Xianyu didn't react.
"The one who killed your grandma."
"Oh, I know." Li Xianyu nodded: "Their motives are very puzzling. The incident happened more than a hundred years ago, and my grandmother was too lazy to care about it anymore, and she didn't go to the ocean to kill it. Instead, they organized Yes. The purpose is just to kill my grandma?"
"The European and American League will be held in a few days, and it will be in Germany." Bingzhazi said, "You go there and investigate the family behind them."
"how about you?"
"I still have things to do."
"Okay, but you have to arrange a few guardians for me. I have to hide my identity. The methods in the past cannot be used, and the slime is still half-dead. If I encounter danger by myself, I'm afraid I won't be able to handle it."
Without the harem group by his side, without Grandma Grandma and Hua Yang holding the battle, Li Xianyu himself would be a powerful top S-class at most. If he really encounters a big scene, it would be a bit unsatisfactory.
The unique skills I learned from Baoze colleagues cannot be used because the characteristics are too obvious. The same goes for the Sword of Air. After thinking about it, I feel like there is no other way to deal with the enemy except hitting people with my fists.
His resurrection effect didn't seem to work on the slime, which entered deep dormancy. During this period, Li Xianyu didn't use his energy, essence and blood to warm it up.
The Black Water Spirit Pearl was gone, and he was afraid that he would not be able to suppress the slime, so it was just right for it to sleep.
"There are very few methods I can use at the moment, but I can use the charm power." Li Xianyu said.
All the foreign forces that had seen his charming powers were wiped out. Besides, there was only one who was on guard. Rehabilitation doesn't have anything to do with it. Even if he discovers it, just contact him quietly in private and ask him to keep it a secret.
Then there is the Aoki family. They know that I got the ancient demon's slough, but they don't know that I swallowed it.
In addition, Li Xianyu is dead, and even the Black Water Spirit Pearl has been inherited by a young Taoist priest from the Shangqing Sect. With preconceptions, even if he sees a blood descendant with the power of charm, he will not immediately think of himself.
Charming powers are not exclusive to the Aoki family. It is not too rare to have blood descendants with similar powers around the world.
But there is still some risk, because his charm is too powerful.
"By the way, you can tell the secret of my resurrection to someone you trust."
"Is there anyone else you trust besides me?"
Sister, your words are too arrogant and do not fit your personality.
"I mean Huayang Cuihua and the others."
"Then let them follow you and let everyone in the world know that there is a mysterious person who has inherited the harem of a descendant of the Li family?"
"Oh, it's not a harem group, it's so embarrassing."
"Understand the point of my words." Bing Zhazi kicked him away.
Li Xianyu crawled out of the bush and took off the leaves on his head, "One more thing, are our parents blood descendants?"
"So what if it is, so what if it's not." Bingzhaozi asked back.
"You bastard like Lao Li, you can't lie to me for twenty years."
He was kicked into the bushes again.
... ..
The next morning, as soon as Li Xianyu finished breathing, Da Diaomei and the Right Protector hurried into his room, and then dragged him to the Right Protector's room.
"The emperor said that he would give you a disguise." Da Diaomei explained on the way.
When they arrived at the Right Protector's boudoir, Bingzhazi was in the room, standing with his hands behind his back, waiting for him.
"You should change your outfit." Li Xianyu nodded towards her. His face was too famous, so he definitely couldn't show his true face to others.
"Hey, do you want to put on makeup? There's no need for this. I have a human skin mask in my wallet." Li Xianyu was pressed to the dressing table on the right side of the guardian, and he said, "Big Diao Girl, go to my room and help me get it."
"Human skin masks are easy to spot, but makeup is not. Have you ever heard of the three major evil arts in Asia?" The right protector's eyes were shining brightly, and his pretty face was flushed. "Today, I want you to learn how to use makeup."
Li Xianyu couldn't understand why she was so excited.
The human skin mask can indeed be seen, the kind that changes into a different person when you put it on, and no one can see the plot is all nonsense in TV dramas. Even today's most advanced simulated skin cannot hide it from the eyes of those who care about it.
But makeup doesn't work. The person is still the same person, but the face is no longer the same face. Makeup is so magical.
"That's okay. Actually, I've always been dissatisfied with my appearance. You can help me make me look more handsome and full of masculinity. I want to have sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, and a heroic appearance." Li Xianyu was talking when he suddenly saw The big eagle girl took out a set of pleated short skirt and women's off-shoulder shirt from the right guardian's wardrobe.
"Please bean sack, what do you want?" Li Xianyu's heart skipped a beat at that moment.
Recommend a book: "My Archived Girlfriend". The posture in the previous chapter is dedicated to all the Valentine’s Day lovers. If you are smart, you must have tried it. It’s Valentine’s Day, the last chapter was specially coded for Valentine’s Day.
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