"Are these clothes for me to wear?" Li Xianyu is such a smart person. He immediately guessed the ambitions of the three women and loudly refused: "What about disguise and the three evil arts? They are all deceptive, right? You just want to see my women’s clothes.”
"Women's clothing is an art." The oval-faced and pretty right guardian said excitedly.
Li Xianyu turned his head and looked at his sister who was standing with her hands behind her hands, seemingly indifferent and asked: "What's your idea?"
Bingzhazi admitted generously and gave his own explanation: "I have thought about it. Of course, the power of charm is best suited for women. If you dress up as a woman, even if you openly use charm, no one from the Aoki family will do it to you. Think about it. They wouldn't have thought that not only did Li Xianyu survive, but she also became a woman."
Became a woman...
Li Xianyu shuddered hard. This sentence was too lethal for a straight man.
"I don't know how to dress up as a woman. This is my most basic bottom line as a man, sister..." Li Xianyu took a deep breath and said aggrievedly: "Mom, you are making things too difficult for me. Did you want to A daughter, but she accidentally gave birth to a baby me?"
These words were equally devastating to Bingzhazi, and a layer of goosebumps appeared on her smooth and jade-like back.
Remembering that Big Eagle Girl and Right Protector were by her side, she endured it and said calmly: "Just this once, I won't force you anymore."
Li Xianyu sneered: "Women's clothing can only be worn zero times and countless times."
"Think about it, how many times has this been your first time dressing up as a woman?"
Li Xianyu was stunned for a moment, thought seriously, and then his expression and body froze.
The corners of Bingzhazi's mouth twitched under his mask: "Remember?"
Probably maybe maybe really... It's not the first time.
Li Xianyu remembered that in the distant past, not long after he was in elementary school, he was probably seven or eight years old. On a weekend when his adoptive parents were away, he and his sister were playing at home, and Bingzhazi dragged him into the house. In the room, they took out a princess dress, a hairband, a butterfly hairpin... and coaxed and tricked him into dressing him up as a girl.
Behind every cute boy, there is a mother or sister who loves to see him dressed as a girl.
The adoptive parents came back in the afternoon and found that their son was missing. When he looked again... Oh, what a cute little girl, who are you
Later, my adoptive mother also said that when my Xianyu dressed up, it was really not like having a girl.
This evil trend was immediately stopped by the adoptive father. He cursed Bingzhaizi for the first time. Who is the adoptive father? He is a dance hall gangster and a straight man. How can he tolerate this kind of thing
As a result, the door to the new world that Li Xianyu had just opened was forcibly closed by his adoptive father.
But after this incident, the adoptive father realized that his son was too handsome and not manly enough, and he was worried that his son would really become crooked in the future.
At that time, homosexual scenes appeared frequently in American dramas, and there were even many gay-themed movies in Hong Kong. Affected by this, in the Shanghai stock market in the late 1990s, gay culture was no less lacking than it is now.
Later, when Li Xianyu was growing up, his adoptive father intentionally or unintentionally instilled in him that a successful man should have Jing'an Maggie Cheung on his left hand and Xuhui Brigitte Lin Qingxia on his right hand.
Many years later, the son did not go astray. He became a bohemian humanoid self-propelled cannon and a mobile pile driver.
The above is the general family background and growth environment of Li Xianyu in the past twenty years.
Thinking of the past, Li Xianyu glared at Bingzhazi fiercely: "After so many years, the evil spirit still persists."
"I didn't, don't accuse me wrongly." Bingzhazi refused.
But the only pair of eyes that were exposed were no longer as calm as before, but sparkled with a little excitement and expectation.
My daughter, who has always been suspected by her parents of being a robot and not interested in anything except traveling, actually has a real hobby: watching her brother dress in women’s clothes!
The next process was the right guardian's exclamation and all kinds of strange laughter from the big eagle girl.
Li Xianyu's facial features are already delicate, and his outline is relatively soft among men. The only thing that is particularly masculine is his thick sword-shaped eyebrows, which are full of heroic spirit.
The first thing Protector Right does is to trim his eyebrows.
"Actually, the best way is to tattoo eyebrows." Protector You said.
"Semi-permanent is better, it will save you trouble." Bingzhaozi suggested.
"I think Liuye eyebrows are good, or unibrows." Da Diaomei said.
"What is semi-permanent? Please explain clearly. Don't move my eyebrows. Didn't I say it's just makeup? What the hell is semi-permanent?" Li Xianyu was horrified.
His words were automatically ignored by the three women.
Just like that, the right protector happily drew the shape of his eyebrows according to his face shape, then removed the stray hairs, then carefully poked with a three-yuan needle, and applied color lotion... .
Looking closely, he realized that the right protector was more delicate than he thought. He had a perfectly oval face with soft facial features, rippling eyes, and a gleaming lipsticked mouth.
It smells like a strange perfume. I can't tell the brand, but the price is definitely high.
Half an hour later, the so-called semi-permanent eyebrow shape came out, which is the kind of slender eyebrows that are standard for heroines in TV series, with sharp arcs at the tips.
Li Xianyu: "..."
His heart felt cold, and the eyebrows he was most satisfied with on this face were gone.
"I can still grow it back, right? It's not really permanent, right?"
"No, permanently."
"Then I'll cut off the flesh on both sides and let it grow back." Li Xianyu said fiercely.
In another half hour, the makeup is completed.
In the mirror, there is an alluring face, wearing black contact lenses, a shiny wig, an oval face, bright eyes, a straight nose, and a rosy mouth.
Hibiscus comes out of clear water, and the carvings are naturally removed.
Blinking a few times, the eyes with false eyelashes flickered.
"Not bad, not bad, super beauty." Protector Right clapped in a low voice. This sense of accomplishment of giving birth to a super beauty in his own hands is indescribable and very satisfying.
Bing Zhazi's eyes were shining.
Lu Xun once said that the greatest, most permanent and most common art in China is men pretending to be women.
Li Xianyu comforted himself in his heart.
"I've changed my clothes, I've changed my clothes." The girl excitedly placed the pleated skirt and off-the-shoulder shirt on the table.
"Then you can't wear this kind of clothes." Li Xianyu rolled up his pants and showed them his hairy legs: "Can I wear them?"
"Let's shave it off," said the big eagle girl.
"It won't work even if you shave it. Which stunning beauty's calves are as muscular as mine?"
"That's right..." The big eagle girl was immediately disappointed.
To be fair, Bing Zhazi also prefers short skirts, but he does not deny that what Li Xianyu said is reasonable. She dragged her chin with one hand and thought for a while, "You can wear a long skirt or trousers. The body cannot be exposed. It is best to wear a choker to cover the Adam's apple."
"Choker." Li Xianyu was confused.
The right protector quickly clarified his doubts. A choker is a necklace, a female decoration that has become inexplicably popular in the fashion industry in recent years.
"..."
The big eagle girl squatted by the closet, stuck her butt out and rummaged through it, and kept mumbling: "You are too tall, ordinary women's clothes don't match you, let me look for it..."
After a while, she found a set of clothes from the closet.
Black women's breeches, boots of the same color, a white T-shirt on top, and a women's short windbreaker.
Full of British style.
Looking at himself in the mirror, Li Xianyu had only one thought in his mind: Who am I? I am the most beautiful flower in the Li family.
I am the most beautiful in the harem group.
(╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻
"Well, I just want to go abroad. This outfit is good." Bingzhazi expressed satisfaction.
This outfit was suitable for a tall woman, and Li Xianyu matched it exceptionally well.
"Too small and wearing tight clothes." Li Xianyu frowned.
"I'll ask the right protector to take you to the city to pick it up later. Now it's just a look." After Bingzhazi finished speaking, he frowned: "I always feel like something is missing."
The big eagle girl looked up and down, confused: "There's nothing missing, I think it's perfect."
The right protector and Bing Zhazi looked at each other, and the former thought: "No breasts."
Li Xianyu: "..."
Big Eagle Girl: "... .."
Li Xianyu was frightened, thinking, "Isn't it normal for me, a macho man, to have no breasts?"
The big eagle girl lowered her head and glanced at her broad chest, feeling sour and sad in her heart.
"I have to make something clear first. No photos or videos are allowed. Once this matter is over, forget about my process of dressing up as a woman. Don't let it rot in your stomach. Don't let my grandma know. ." Li Xianyu said seriously.
"Why can't you let your grandma know?" Da Diao Mei asked back. She thought women's clothing was fun, but in Li Xianyu's eyes it might be a very embarrassing thing, so she understood. But this has nothing to do with Wushuang Fighting Spirit.
"Nonsense, I will be beaten to death." Li Xianyu said.
If my grandma knew that her only descendant of women's clothing was still so beautiful, the shock to her would be like a mother finally seeing her son bring his girlfriend home, and when she opened the door, she saw a cute boy!
"Let's go shopping, and let others see my masterpiece." The right guardian took Li Xianyu's arm and half pulled him out.
At that time, all the protectors were gathering in the big cave outside to have breakfast. The food was very clean, just eggs boiled in dog meat soup last night, a large pot of eggs, with millet porridge and pickles. And a big pot of braised beef.
Protector Niu held an egg in his left hand and porridge in his right hand: "Nonsense, I will not go to Japan to make a movie. Although I usually mate and don't care about being watched by you, it doesn't mean that I am willing to let my concubines be fucked by men all over the world. look."
Hu Yan was peeling eggs. Hearing this, he looked up at him and said, "You are wrong. My real selling point is you. The film is for Europe and the United States, and your muscles are in line with their aesthetics. As for your beloved concubine... I I don’t believe any normal man would be sexually interested in a heifer.”
The Cow Protector then said, "Then why don't you let the Rat Protector go?"
Hu Yan said in a deep voice: "A rat like a calf... I make a romance movie, not a horror movie."
"Then you..." As soon as Protector Niu finished speaking, the eggs in his hand suddenly fell on the table, and he looked behind everyone in a daze.
Hu Yan, Monkey Protector, Rat Protector, Zuo Protector and others all turned their heads.
"Pa-ta", "clang-dang"
The eggs fell on the table, and the bowls and chopsticks fell on the table.
At the exit of the corridor, stood a stunning beauty. She was tall and had bright eyes. Even if she just stood without making any expression, she could let people appreciate all the moving beauty of the event.
She is also accompanied by the equally beautiful Big Eagle Girl, Right Protector, and even the Emperor!
But compared to her, these women are vulgar.
Hu Yan murmured: "There is a beautiful woman in the north. She is peerless and independent. Once she looks at the charming city, she will look at her again... and she will fall in love with my heart."
other people:
"Oh my God!"
"goddess!"
"Let's marry!"
The next chapter is European and American League, volume title: Fallen God.
(End of chapter)