The happiest way to live in this world is to have endless money to spend, endless days of girls, to wear gold and silver, and to be carefree. There is no need to take responsibility for the prosperity of the family.
In ancient times, the winners in life who met the above conditions were those comfortable princes who were famous but not powerful. In modern times, it is the rich second generation who have no ambitions and enjoy themselves comfortably after inheriting a share of stock.
Li Xianyu is the descendant of a majestic fighting spirit and the most noble young man in the blood world. His father is a half-step Jida, his grandmother is the pinnacle of the Jida, his grandfather is a Buddha head, his sister is the emperor of the Ten Thousand Demons Alliance, and now he is even with his adoptive father. They are all deep-water bastards who have been diving for twenty years. Looking at his peers in the world, there is no young man with a more prominent status than him.
But in the six months since he entered the vampire world, he has not experienced any blessings. He died twice and was idle for two months. Along the way, he cut wires with a kitchen knife in his hand, sparking lightning along the way.
It is simply the second generation demon's path to survival. What's even more exaggerated is that there are countless reasonings mixed in between. At least arrange for me a Song Dynasty criminal, or Detective Conan.
I'm a science student, and I can't think straight.
Li Xianyu thought to himself, silently took out his mobile phone and searched: Who is the executioner of Da Song Dynasty
After searching, I was shocked. It turned out that the prosecutor of the Song Dynasty was not Di Renjie, nor was he Bao Zheng... I felt ashamed for a few seconds. I was really a failure in the nine-year compulsory education industry chain.
"Oh, there's a wild boar." Thunder Fighter exclaimed in surprise.
The grass beside the steps rustled, and a cute, round little wild boar jumped out. It was as big as half an adult's arm. It lowered its head and sniffed to itself, as if it was looking for food.
Maoshan is a Class A scenic spot and a provincial forest park. It is not uncommon to see wild boars.
"So cute." Thunder Warrior Ji beamed, put her arms through the little wild boar's abdomen, lifted it up, held it in her arms and rubbed it vigorously.
The young wild boar has vertical stripes on its body and is generally gray, typical of Asian wild boars. The hair is thicker than that of domestic pigs, and they don’t look fat, but they weigh a lot. It had a few dead leaves attached to it, and somehow it was captured by the hateful human female. It was kicking its hooves wildly and howling in fear.
Grandma came over and took a look at it, then lost interest: "It's so dirty, what's so good about this thing?"
Li Xianyu promptly gave his grandmother a piece of science: "This thing is a national second-level protected animal, and it is even an endangered species in some countries."
Grandma began to lament the vicissitudes of life and the changes in everything. She thought that twenty years ago, these things could be seen everywhere in the mountains. In just twenty years, it has become a protected animal
"What about me? What about me?" Cuihua jumped in front of Li Xianyu and motioned for him to look at her pretty and heroic face: "Am I protecting animals?"
Li Xianyu didn't answer and turned to play with the little wild boar.
Cuihua grabbed his sleeve and shook it hard: "I want to ask you, what level of protected animal am I?"
Li Xianyu had to turn his head and look at her, "Why humiliate yourself."
"What's the meaning."
"You are a Chinese garden cat, you have no rank, and you are not a protected animal."
Cuihua immediately threw away his hand angrily and stamped her feet: "What do you mean, can't I even compare to a pig?"
Li Xianyu explained: "Not really, it's the status gap between races, and it has little to do with you personally."
Cuihua said: "It means that in the eyes of you humans, cats are not as good as pigs. We cats catch mice for you and protect the banker, but why are we not even as good as pigs? Bah, we humans are so wolf-hearted."
Having had the experience of being abandoned by humans, Cuihua's attitude towards humans was not to say disgust, but she had enough understanding of the bad nature of humans, and words similar to mocking humans came out of her mouth a lot more times.
"Humans are not bad to you cats. You keep them at home and take good care of them. Do you know how expensive cat food is? There are cat litters and other messy objects. You used to catch mice for humans, but now Feng Shui It’s time to take turns, it’s time for you star sighters to show off.”
"Then why do cats have no rank? They are not protected animals." Cuihua was very worried about this matter.
"You first understand the meaning of protecting animals. This is not a glorious thing. One day, your Chinese garden cats are going to be extinct, and they can also be listed as protected animals. But compared with this false name, the prosperity of the race can It’s the kingly way.”
"It seems right." Cuihua tilted her head, thought about it, and was convinced by Li Xianyu.
"Although a cat is domineering, it is still a pet. When the owner likes it, it can crawl on the owner to poop and pee. But one day the owner doesn't like it anymore and just throw it away. After all, there can be many pets. There are fold-eared cats, Garfield cats, Persian cats, etc." Thunder Warrior Ji interrupted abruptly, and after speaking, she said with an exaggerated "Ouch": "It seems that Chinese garden cats are not even qualified to be pets."
Cuihua stamped her foot: "What do you mean? You want to fight, don't you?"
"Fighting is something only savage cats do, and only ladies disdain... Damn it, damn cat, you dare to hit me." Thunder Warrior Ji was knocked out by a bastard punch. She had expected that Cuihua would take action and raised her arms to block in advance, but the strength was so different that her body could not unload the force and she flew into the bushes outside the steps.
After getting along for so long, we naturally understand each other's temperament. Cuihua is the most wild in the harem group. She is originally a little wild cat, full of wildness, and will fight if she disagrees.
"If you don't tell me secret words, I will beat you to death." The strong wind stirred up, and Cuihua rushed towards her.
Two long legs with beautiful legs and strong hip lines flickered in the mountains and forests, sometimes fighting in the treetops, sometimes fighting on the steps below, and sometimes appearing on extremely distant rocks.
"Zhan Ji is already S-level?" Li Xianyu turned his head, turned his head, turned sideways, constantly adjusted his field of vision, and easily kept up with the figures of his two beloved concubines.
"Grandma, when you evaluated Zhan Ji before, you said it would take at least two or three years for her to reach S level. But in less than half a year, she will be S level." Li Xianyu was quite pleased.
After looking at him, grandma said angrily: "Anyone who follows you and goes through life and death tests again and again will have a great improvement."
Crisis can best stimulate the human body's potential. Grandma has calculated it. Since Thunder Warrior Ji had an affair with Li Xianyu, she has experienced many life and death tests with him. She has been able to survive every time, so she has something to do with her cultivation. It's not surprising that even a pig should learn to be clever after being tricked a few times.
"But it seems that you still can't beat Cuihua. Why don't you go and help your girlfriend?" Grandma teased.
"Help me, if I help this one and offend that one, let them deal with it themselves." Li Xianyu sat on the steps, holding a cigarette in his mouth without lighting it.
"If your husband is not upright, the family will not be at peace." Grandma Grandma took the opportunity to tell her, avenging the education she had just received: "But it doesn't matter, promising men will ignore those bullshit in the back house, so leave it to Grandma Grandma, I Beat them both, and they will behave well. I have beaten the second-generation daughter-in-law, and I have also beaten your grandmother. I am always good at it."
In the past 120 years, my grandmother has always been the number one in the Li family's back house. She has seen many daughters-in-law who are aggressive when they come into the house, and she can teach her to be submissive within a few months. No matter how much they doted on their wives, the heirs of the past generations would not dare to have the slightest resentment. When faced with complaints from their wives, they would reply: What's the use of telling me? You can just suffer the training alone. Do you still want to drag me along with you? .
It has been a tradition since ancient times for the male to lead outside and the female to lead inside. The previous king usually has the final say in matters concerning the concubine, such as the Queen Mother or the Mistress. From the perspective of "propriety", men are not qualified to take care of the affairs of the house.
You've long been looking for an opportunity to beat them up.
Li Xianyu quickly hugged his grandma, feeling her soft belly with his face: "No, no, no, just go to the theater with me, but don't make any move."
Grandma turned red and twisted her body: "Let go, you little beast."
Pushing Li Xianyu away, he quickly took a few steps back, stroked his clothes, blushed, and stared: "If you dare to move your hands or feet again, I will interrupt your move."
Li Xianyu, who once again felt that today was different from the past, sighed silently and sat on the steps with a somewhat lonely expression.
Thinking about the time when he was closest to his grandma, it was when he took her back from the Shangqing sect. He walked up the long steps for twenty minutes and held her little hand for twenty minutes. If the descendants of the past generations knew about it, they would definitely be shocked. jumped out of the coffin.
We are all great-grandchildren, why are you so good? Why! !
But now, with just a gentle hug, my grandma reacted so greatly.
This feeling of being relegated to the cold palace is unpleasant.
Grandma glanced at it quietly, feeling a little soft-hearted. No matter what, she always preferred this generation of descendants to the previous generations. But she quickly threw away her soft-heartedness. Now that she had made up her mind to straighten out the relationship between the two, she couldn't have any soft-hearted emotions.
Indecisiveness leads to disaster.
So I found a topic to change the atmosphere: "Women today are more thoughtful, independent, and interesting than before. This is actually a good thing."
It is impossible for Li Xianyu to understand her emotion. He is a good young man born in the new era. In his opinion, Thunder Warrior Princess and Cuihua are both interesting, each with their own spirituality. Men in ancient times may be able to enjoy Qi Ren It's a blessing, but the kind of woman who is bound by rules and regulations is actually not interesting.
Speaking of interesting, Xia Xiaoxue is the most energetic girl he has ever seen.
The other party will be able to understand the routine operations immediately, and may be able to get started immediately. How interesting. It's not like Zhan Ji, who is so weak that she can't react even after being stunned for a long time.
The little wild boar slipped away without saying a word, but was caught back by the sharp-eyed Li Xianyu, "Grandma, are you hungry?"
Grandma rolled her eyes: "I'm not hungry, but I want to eat."
"What a coincidence, I want to eat it too."
The knife fell from the hand.
Half an hour later, the fragrant roasted wild boar is ready.
The little wild boar walked away peacefully without suffering any pain, and was taken away directly with the magic weapon dagger. Bottled mineral water is used to clean the offal. Pig offal is a good thing, but it’s a pity that there is no pot here, so we can’t make pig offal soup. So Li Xianyu buried the internal organs and the pig's head together, and did not let the corpse be exposed in the wilderness.
Buried in the soil beside the steps, it was made into a small grave.
"I bury wild boars in the soil in winter, and next fall I can harvest a bunch of pig heads." Li Xianyu said, "If I can still live until that time."
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Grandma frowned.
I don’t know whether I’m talking about the former sentence or the latter sentence.
Thunder Warrior and Cuihua came back smelling the fragrance. It was very good. Both of them had no arms or legs, but their clothes were a little tattered. Cuihua's pants were torn, revealing large areas of white and tender skin, and the cracks spread all the way to her thighs. From the bottom, Li Xianyu tried hard to see the color of her fat pussy today, but it was just a little bit different.
Thunder Fighter's pants are in good condition, but her clothes are torn. Well, it's a pity.
"Would you two stop fighting?" Li Xianyu suggested.
"It smells so good. I'm just hungry." Cuihua sat aside carelessly, drooling over the roasted pig.
Thunder Warrior Ji was very angry, accusing Li Xianyu of being cruel and ruthless, without any sympathy. Women are like this. They always show one thing on the outside and another behind the scenes. No, most people are like this. They get extremely excited when they see slaughter scenes online, venting their excess sympathy. When eating... Wow, it smells so good.
Let me finish another chapter. Let me finish it before getting into the topic.
(End of chapter)