Li Xianyu drove back to Shanghai. This time he was not in a hurry and drove steadily. If there is nothing important, he is still willing to drive well. Although he does not have to worry about himself and his harem group dying in a car accident, ordinary people are not as rough-skinned and fleshy as them.
The lives of others are also lives, so cherish them.
"I think buying an Audi A9 is a wrong choice. It's better to buy a Land Rover." Li Xianyu considered that his harem had a large number of people, and one car simply couldn't carry them all. Moreover, the number of people in the harem group might increase in the future.
For example, Bingzhazi, Victoria, etc., and Yui Aoki from the island country who has a good temper and can meet the macho mate selection criteria.
"Is it expensive?" Grandma always only focuses on money.
"It's quite expensive, hundreds of thousands." Thunder Warrior Ji said.
"Then don't buy it. If you have the spare money, you might as well buy me some more clothes." Grandma shook her head and rejected her great-grandson's idea.
"I don't have to pay back my credit card this month, but I have to pay back a lot next month." Thunder Warrior Ji hinted.
Last month she was still in a desperate state, living quietly in Baoze, so she didn't have to pay off her credit card or online loan this month. Thinking about it, it was a huge loss. But it's not too late, she will go on a shopping spree this month to make up for the losses in the previous two months.
With such a boyfriend who relies on his life to make money, there is absolutely no need to be frugal in running the house.
The smart Zhan Ji has seen through it. Since she can't beat her grandma and can't hold her boyfriend's bank card firmly in her hands like other girls, she will spend money like crazy. Anyway, she can't lose to the old witch.
Not only do you need an online loan, you also need to go to a bank for a loan.
Thunder Warrior Ji thought fiercely in her heart.
"Then I also want to buy a cat's nest. I want to buy many, many cat's nests." Cuihua was not to be outdone.
"You won't change your original shape, so why buy a cat nest?" Li Xianyu frowned.
"Isn't it okay to collect it?" After saying that, seeing Li Xianyu's frowning expression, she felt as if she had been wronged and stamped her feet: "What are you doing? Why can they spend money but I can't?"
The Little Doll Cat is so direct, and if he doesn't like it, he will say it directly, even if the other person is grandma.
"I understand," Li Xianyu responded feebly, "I'll sell blood anyway if I don't have any money."
I'm under a lot of pressure that I shouldn't have at this age.
"Speaking of selling blood, we might as well raise the price. We can't give Baoze a low price. Your current blood supply is 5 points per tube, which is 5,000 yuan when converted to Mao Zhanji." Thunder Warrior Ji thought for a while and felt thief Said: "Twenty thousand per tube, how about this price? I have done the math. The disposable syringe we use most is 10ml, and the limit of human blood loss is about 15,000ml. If you have a strong body and strong hematopoietic function, even 2,000ml is good. Yes, after all, that blood contains self-healing ability, it is not ordinary blood. If there is too much blood, I will be afraid that something will happen to you."
You are still worried that something will happen to me...
"Thank you so much." Li Xianyu twitched the corner of his mouth.
"Hmm, if you can sell 200 tubes a day, that's four million. A month is... 120 million."
"One year is..." Grandma thought hard for a long time and found that her ability was limited to adding a zero, so that year would be treated as ten months, which would be cheaper than Baoze. Then he said happily: "One billion to twenty million."
"We can make a department of Baoze work for nothing if we sell it for one year." Thunder Warrior Ji said proudly.
"That's 100 billion in one hundred years. Our Li family can rise again and become a famous family. I can spend money as much as I want and live a life without having to worry about anything." Grandma thought about it and suddenly asked her great-grandson about selling her blood. The incident aroused great expectations: "Then the first thing I will do is to buy a new Pear mobile phone."
"Then I want to buy a gold cat nest and cast myself a golden cat statue." Cuihua said immediately.
The harem group is getting excited.
Therefore, poverty limits the imagination of the poor. The first thing a grandma with a net worth of hundreds of billions does is to buy a new Pear mobile phone. You can become the major shareholder of Pear Mobile directly, just throw money at it.
A cathouse made of gold
How much does gold cost? It should be diamonds for ceramic tiles.
"What about you?" Li Xianyu looked at Thunder Warrior Princess.
Thunder Warrior Ji thought for a while and said with great anticipation: "I want to apply for a credit card with no limit, so that I no longer have to use several credit cards in rotation."
It's all worthless stuff.
"Then what do you say we should do?" Thunder Warrior Ji saw his disdainful face and asked unconvinced.
"Of course we should put it in a bank for financial management. In this way, we can make a living by earning interest every month. It is safe and has low risks. We can live a comfortable life by earning interest. In the future, our descendants will also earn interest, and all our descendants will also earn interest." Let me tell you, you can only be rich for three generations, and no matter how much wealth you have, one day it will be ruined. But if we put it in the bank for financial management, we can perfectly avoid this risk and live a decent life."
"It makes sense. My Li family was also a famous family back then, but it declined in the end." Grandma agreed.
"That's right, we will always be rich this way." Thunder Warrior Ji suddenly realized.
Cuihua applauded.
The harem group was deeply impressed by Li Xianyu's wisdom.
There was a cheerful air everywhere in the carriage.
"You still have to have dreams, but let's do them at night." Li Xianyu was at least the most sensible person and interrupted everyone's self-pleasure.
With the magical effect of his blood, if it were sold on the black market, someone would buy a tube worth RMB 100,000. After all, it is equivalent to one more life, but it cannot be sold no matter how high the price is, because the blood is only effective for three or four days, and it can be stored at low temperature. It's slightly longer, but after all, the time limit is there, you may not be able to use it if you buy it, and you can't let people go out to fight.
The points given by Baoze were considered low. Li Xianyu had no objection to this and regarded it as a preferential price from his own family. Some things cannot be measured by money, such as companionship and friendship. He and Bao Ze are not just businessmen.
Moreover, those colleagues whose lives were saved by his blood will always miss him to some extent, and the self-healing blood can increase his "political chips". Let him have more say in Baoze.
Passing by the service area, they rested for a few minutes, drank water, and bought food. A little wild boar couldn't satisfy their appetite, and Thunder Warrior didn't want to eat the cold fast food in her wallet.
I bought coffee in the service area and the four of them sat under a sun umbrella and drank, attracting the attention of men and women.
"This drink doesn't taste good," Cuihua said.
"No way, shouldn't cats like drinking coffee? Otherwise, where would the cat poop coffee come from?" Li Xianyu said.
"It just doesn't taste good." Cuihua slapped the table with her palm: "I want to drink something else, I want soda."
Even if he takes the form of a human, he won't be able to change his habit of slapping his paws on the table.
"What is cat poop coffee?" She asked again as it seemed to be related to her cat.
"Cats eat coffee beans, and then humans grind the coffee beans into powder and brew them into drinks." Li Xianyu had an idea: "Cuihua, eat a few kilograms of coffee beans."
Li Xianyu has never drunk such high-end coffee in his life. Cat poop coffee is a legendary high-end thing in the coffee world, just like Maotai is in the liquor world.
"Disgusting." Li Xianyu's proposal was rejected by the three women.
There is a very strange phenomenon here. Most of the women's eyes are focused on the three grandmothers and grandmothers, marveling, envying and jealous of their beauty and good figures. Instead, it was the handsome Li Xianyu, and they just looked at him a few more times.
The men's eyes were all focused on Li Xianyu, turning a blind eye to the beauty of their grandmother and grandmother. The male Li Xianyu is obsessed with it and cannot extricate himself.
"Why do I feel weird?" Cuihua was keenly aware of this abnormality.
"No need to be surprised, we are no longer attractive to men." Thunder Warrior Ji has already gotten used to it: "In the eyes of those males, Li Xianyu, no, our Miss Li Qianyu is the one who stands out, is electricity, is light, is The only myth.”
Li Xianyu shamelessly handed over his hand: "I accept, I accept."
Cuihua suddenly realized: "Oh, it's the effect of the ancient demon's slough."
She was always with Li Xianyu in the Palace of the Gods. She had seen the charming powers of the ancient demon's slough, which was very nice. After being reminded by Thunder Warrior, she immediately remembered it.
Thunder Warrior Ji laughed in a low voice: "If you encounter a pestering guy in the future, just throw Li Xianyu as a shield, the effect will be amazing."
"You are wrong. You were my shield to protect me from those stinky men." Li Xianyu felt that Zhan Ji did not realize the seriousness of the matter.
Normally, as the master of the harem, he should be worried about those crazy bees and butterflies outside provoking his concubines. However, the reality is that those crazy bees and butterflies will not have any interest in the harem group, but are full of sexual interest in him. .
Therefore, Thunder Warrior Ji and others should be worried.
"Speaking of which, I got into a lot of trouble during those days when I was wearing women's clothing in Europe." The topic came up, and Li Xianyu was willing to tell them about his unbearable past in Europe. After all, they were all members of his own family.
"That guy Li Peiyun wants to kill me with a thousand knives. I used my identity as Li Qianyu to keep teasing him, coaxing him to join us and fight for us. When I see him again in the future, I will be embarrassed to take action. After all, I feel guilty. Fortunately, he is in Europe, otherwise it would be really troublesome."
Grandma Lei Lei and Ji Cuihua looked at each other and saw two words in each other's eyes: committing evil.
Thunder Warrior Ji frowned slightly, her delicate face showing a worried expression: "Are you a little obsessed with women's clothing?"
Mother
In today's novel world, Danmei occupies the mainstream of female fiction. As the saying goes, nine out of ten women are corrupt. Especially some girls who look cute and well-behaved on the outside are actually senior fujoshi secretly.
Among women’s videos, pornographic stories are far more popular than normal romance stories, and are countless times more popular than pornographic stories and stallion stories in men’s videos.
This is a psychological phenomenon that can be analyzed at length, even touching on the awakening of feminist consciousness.
In the final analysis, it is actually a kind of curiosity. Usually in Danmei novels, female readers will take on the role of the male protagonist and tease men as a man, which will bring them a huge sense of excitement. Regardless of whether it is modern or ancient times, women are always at a disadvantage and passive state in love or marriage. Participating in a relationship as a man is an experience they cannot get in reality.
Thunder Warrior Ji will also read Danmei's articles in private, and enjoy herself silently. But that's just seeking excitement in fantasy novels, and it doesn't mean that women really agree with bayonet fights in reality.
Especially when the one in the bayonet fight is her boyfriend.
"Don't think so wildly. It's true if you say I'm deeply involved in the drama." Li Xianyu quickly dismissed his girlfriend's concerns: "You don't know, I'm facing some ruthless people, including the Vatican's Blood Knight and the Fallen Angel Pace. "
As he spoke, Li Xianyu reached out under the table and gently pinched Thunder Warrior Ji's thigh.
Grandma Grandma and Cuihua looked down at the bottom of the table at the same time.
"..." Li Xianyu was a little embarrassed.
Those plots about sneaking under the table in TV dramas are all fake.
After drinking coffee, he continued on the road and arrived in Shanghai at three o'clock in the afternoon. Li Xianyu asked the front desk to notify the Queen of Lightning and took them straight to the minister's office.
King Thunder and Lightning was not in the office, but he saw the black and white gods and the 50-50 wearing glasses on the spacious leather sofa.
"Why are you here?" Li Xianyu said in surprise.
The whereabouts of the Ten Gods of Baoze are unpredictable. Because their personal strength is too strong, they are usually sent out by Baoze to do things, instead of sitting idle at the headquarters. Baoze headquarters will have at least one top S-class stationed in the underground Demon Locking Building. This year, Thor is on duty, but he cannot leave the underground for free.
"We already know about your adoptive father. The Dharma King called us back to guard against the lack of high-level combat power, resulting in an uncontrollable situation." Black God said in a dull voice.
"With me here, there is no such thing as a lack of advanced combat power." Li Xianyu shrugged.
"That's not necessarily the case." Wuwukai pushed up his glasses.
Bai Shen chuckled: "It seems that some people don't have a deep understanding of their own physical constitution."
Li Xianyu glanced at her sideways: "You are so talented, why did you bring your husband back with you? Are you not afraid of being a pair of miserable mandarin ducks in hell?"
Bai Shen glanced at Thunder Warrior Fairy and said delicately: "You are still thinking about my little brother. Your left hand makes people miss you. I heard that you were in trouble, so I came over immediately."
Black God showed a helpless expression.
Bai Shen is a very flirtatious female hooligan, and among men, she is a cynical playboy. In the game, he is the king of words. Her indecency is limited to her mouth.
Black God is a taciturn and honest man. Honesty is questionable, but his personality tends to be dull and serious. He knew that Bai Shen flirted with Li Xianyu because of Thunder Warrior Princess.
A few days ago, Bai Shen learned in the group that Thunder Zhan Ji and Li Xianyu were dating, and he rolled on the floor in anger: Oh no, Zhan Ji, this little bitch, actually hooked up with the descendant of Ghost Beast, what should I do? The advantages I have always had will be erased or even overtaken. I can no longer be arrogant in front of her.
Heishen said, you two are really good enough. You have been competing against each other from the training camp until now. Is it interesting
Just this sentence made him feel angry. Bai Shen pointed at him and said: Humph, you are such a useless man. You are going to become a half-step master. Why should I worry about this? Thirty years in the east of Hedong and thirty years in the west of Hexi. I will never deceive me.
Lei Zhan Ji Xin said, seducing my man in front of me is a naked provocation. No, I can't do that if you show off.
If she wanted to fight back, she would naturally tit for tat and tease Black God, but Black God had a dull personality and flirting would be in vain, and she didn't want to either. An idea occurred to him and he gave Li Xianyu a gentle push.
Li Xianyu sighed helplessly and winked at Heishen: "I'm beautiful!"
Bai Shen: "???"
50-50: "???"
A magical scene happened.
Faced with the charming black god, he stared at Li Xianyu with a sneer, and everyone in the office could hear his frantic heartbeat. There was no longer a bad wife in his eyes, only Li Xianyu's voice and smile remained, and he murmured: "Beautiful, so beautiful..."
Bai Shen turned his head and looked at him in disbelief.
What's the matter with you!
Thunder Warrior Ji laughed so hard that she couldn't close her legs. She clutched her stomach and collapsed on the sofa: "Bai Lianhua, you have today too, hahaha, your husband cheated on you."
Wu Wukai pushed up his glasses and suddenly realized: "It's the charm, the charm of the ancient demon."
The corner of Bai Shen's mouth twitched and he sneered: "My husband cheated on your boyfriend, and you are smiling so happily?"
Thunder Warrior Ji's rotten girl's smile stopped abruptly.
"Let's get down to business." Li Xianyu coughed, cut off the topic, took out a cigarette and threw it to Heishen and Wuwukai, and asked, "Where is the Dharma King?"
"In the medical department."
"injured?"
"His secretary is pregnant." Bai Shen took out a lady's cigarette and placed it between his red lips: "I just found out, and it looks like she will be tired of being in the medical department for a long time."
"Finally some results have been achieved." Li Xianyu said happily.
"..."
Wuwukai looked at Li Xianyu: "By the way, what level of strength are you at now?"
Li Xianyu thought for a while: "The top S-class should be no worse than you."
"Oh, you're bragging." Bai Shen didn't believe it. Li Xianyu's cultivation when he was in the Palace of the Gods was the top S level, but it was much worse than the Ten Gods of Baoze. He and Li Peiyun were similar, and Li Peiyun He was taught how to be a human being by Wu Wu in the Palace of the Gods.
"Humph, you're still looking at him with ordinary eyes. My boyfriend is a super genius who has stepped into the top S-class in three months. Now two months have passed. To tell you the truth, he is already half-way to the extreme." Thunder Warrior Ji is bragging to no avail.
"Okay, then let your boyfriend fight with my husband." Bai Shen provoked.
"Afraid of you?" Thunder Warrior Ji pulled Li Xianyu to her side and hugged his arm: "Bet on a Lamborghini."
Not to be outdone, Bai God also pulled Hei God over and hugged his arm: "Add another five hundred thousand."
"Deal, let's go to the fighting room."
Li Xianyu and Heishen looked at each other with helpless expressions on their faces.
In the fight between women, men are often the victims.
Wuwukai said: "It's interesting, can I raise the bet?"
"What's wrong with you?" the two women said in unison.
(End of chapter)