There is a saying in later generations that is very hypocritical: I think of running under the sunset that day, it was my lost youth.
Li Xiong felt that maybe a few years later, when he recalled today again, he would sigh like this: That day we were pulled by a three-wheeled motorcycle, and the motorcycle was running under the sunset, which was the lost youth of the three of us.
The three-wheeled motorcycle was carrying cargo, and because it happened to be empty when passing by, Li Xiong stopped it, paid the fare with all the money in the three people's pockets, and then the motorcycle carried them back to Shanghai.
Li Wuxiang and Tong Xuanzi were lying on their backs, sleeping soundly in the "Tu Tu Tu Tu" engine. Their legs were not really broken, but they were swollen and as thick as pig's trotters.
None of the three people completed the tasks assigned by the Qingshi. After crawling arduously for half an hour, Li Wuxiang and Tong Xuanzi finally fell into unconsciousness. Fortunately, they are blood descendants and have strong bodies. If they were ordinary people, they would have to be sent to the hospital for emergency treatment.
When the tricycle drove back to Shanghai, the two of them woke up and opened their eyes almost at the same time. They were stunned for a moment. After understanding their situation, they immediately asked: "Who won."
Li Xiong smiled proudly: "Labor and management won."
He received looks of contempt from the two men.
"Don't be dissatisfied. Strictly speaking, none of the three of us have fulfilled the requirements of the young master. But if we have to decide the winner, I will naturally win." Li Xiong patted his chest.
"He who gives up halfway claims to be the winner."
"I don't know that there are such shameless people in the world."
Li Xiong took the opportunity to kick the two of them a few times. Seeing how angry they were but unable to resist, he was very proud, "I just took a break in the middle, and then I rushed to catch up. Before you two fell into unconsciousness, I was Always in front of you."
Li Wuxiang and Tong Xuanzi were naturally dissatisfied with this statement, but Li Xiong insisted that he won. It is unclear whether a scholar meets a soldier, and the same goes for a bastard.
Until many years later, when the two asked again, Li Xiong never confessed.
If one of the three had to win, Li Xiong hoped it would be himself. If there must be a core, Li Xiong hopes it is himself.
Because apart from yourself, no matter who that person is, it is a harm to the other person.
Passing by a supermarket, Li Xiong asked the driver to stop on the side of the road, ran out of the car, bought a bottle of safflower oil and threw it to the two of them: "This works."
Li Wuxiang and Tong Xuanzi sat up with difficulty, sat opposite each other, put their legs on each other's bodies, and rubbed safflower oil on each other.
In the evening, Li Xiong took them home, moved a folding table to the rooftop, carried the washed dishes and coal stove to the rooftop, and had dinner on the rooftop of Li Xiong's house. In his words, this was a winner's design. Feast and hospitality.
Li Xiong made an excuse and sent Tong Xuanzi downstairs to buy wine. He squatted by the coal stove to cook. He glanced at Li Wuxiang who was standing on the rooftop smoking: "What is your relationship with Tong Xuanzi?"
"It's my cousin." Li Wuxiang said.
"Hey, we are still relatives." Li Xiong was surprised, thought for a moment, and then said, "I think Qingshi is trying to sow discord between you two."
Li Wuxiang frowned: "How do you say that?"
"I can see that you two have been competing with each other, but yours is purely a battle of wills. Tongxuanzi is different. He cares about the outcome with you. He cares about it very much. Before, Qingshi said that you are talented. The best, the greatest achievement in the future, but Tongxuanzi is ranked at the bottom, what does it mean?"
"There is no need for Qingshi to provoke Tongxuanzi and me. Maybe he wants to motivate Tongxuanzi. He is the kind of person who becomes more courageous with every setback."
The two of them chatted casually. They were both from Shanghai. They talked about many topics. For example, in recent years, the government has begun to increase the development of Pudong. The place that once was a waste of time is getting better and better. Do you want to talk about it in the future? Buy a house there.
Another example is that after the layoffs of state-owned enterprises in the Shanghai Stock Exchange, many people who went to do business have become prosperous. How about we pool money to do some business or something.
"If you are doing good business, there is no need to buy a house. Anyway, no matter how well-built Pudong is, how good is it that it can have a city center? Is the house expensive or cheap? We won't be able to spend so much money to buy a house for a while. It's simply... Buying at a loss, buying 10 houses in Pudong is not as good as going to Shanghai to do business. Besides, people in Shanghai own their own houses, and with so many buildings built, who will live in them? There are not many people from outside the city now, and they mainly rent houses, so the rent is not worth the money. It’s not enough to cover my grandma’s expenses for three days. If I buy a house, I’m going to lose money. It’s better to trade in the stock market. I just don’t understand. Otherwise, I’ll lose everything by investing in the stock market and become a millionaire in minutes.” Li Wuxiang waved his hand. , rejected Li Xiong’s idea of buying a house and hoarding it.
When Li Xiong thought about it, it made sense. He was indeed a person who had gone to high school. He was an educated person and was a level higher than us.
"But I haven't decided what business to do yet." Li Wuxiang said distressedly.
"How about we open a dance hall. I tell you that dance halls always make money. I know this business. I am a dance hall and watch the scene. You know how to open a dance hall and make money while lying down." Li Xiong suggested.
"Oh, that's good." Li Wuxiang agreed: "I'll talk to my grandma later and ask for some money from her."
Li Xianyu's two fathers are both talented and well-spoken. They perfectly avoided the path of getting rich suddenly and plunged into the dead end of "seeing each other on the rooftop".
"By the way, what kind of way is your grandma? I heard it from the young master. She seems to be very awesome. What kind of fighting spirit is it? It's ancient and modern. What kind of fighting spirit is it?" Li Xiong has been a blood descendant for half a year, but he is still a stupid young man. , cultivation and knowledge are not proportional.
"Unparalleled fighting spirit!" Li Wuxiang said proudly: "When my grandma was at her peak, she was not inferior to that Demon Dao Wangchen. It's a pity that they are not in the same era, otherwise Demon Dao Wangchen's title of the best master in the world will definitely abdicate. "
He is confident in his breasts.
"So powerful?" Li Xiong was shocked.
"Let me show you her photo." Li Wuxiang took out his wallet from his pocket, opened it, and showed Li Xiong a photo of himself and his grandma.
Li Wu in the photo is a few years younger than he is now, about seventeen or eighteen years old. Next to him is a beautiful girl of the same age, looking at the camera with an expressionless face. She has straight black hair, a long skirt, and a star in the corner of her eye. Charming tear mole.
"Did you get it wrong? Is this your girlfriend?" Li Xiong was stunned.
"No, no, no, she is my grandma. She is immortal, immortal, reborn and immortal. Even though she is young, she is actually one hundred and thirty-eight years old."
"Wuxiang, do you have a grandpa? If not, would you mind having one?" Li Xiong looked at the pretty girl in the photo and felt like he was about to fall in love.
"Gungun, you already have Pingping."
"Yeah, that's such a pity, but it doesn't matter. Your grandma is immortal. I can give birth to a son and marry her in the future. Why don't we make a baby wedding?"
"You keep going and I'll let my son beat your son to death."
While laughing and cursing, Tong Xuanzi went upstairs carrying a box of beer.
The dinner was very sumptuous, consisting of two meat dishes, three vegetarian dishes and one soup, plus a large bag of peanuts fried with salt. After drinking and eating, the three of them sat on the rooftop, drank and smoked, watching the city at night show a different charm from the day, like a girl with no makeup suddenly putting on heavy makeup, dressing herself up to be dazzling.
"What a beautiful city. It took a lot of effort for Shanghai to have a new look. There is Pingping here, there is my aunt, and there is my brother. We must go to the Palace of the Gods to stop the owner of the Palace of the Gods from destroying the world." Li Xiong Said with great pride.
"Exterminating demons, defending the Tao, and protecting the common people are the unshirkable responsibilities of Taoist disciples." Tong Xuanzi said calmly.
It was time for Li Wuxiang to make a speech. He thought for a while: "Then I have to find a girl to get married and have a baby before entering the Palace of the Gods."
"Don't say anything depressing, the protagonist group will never die." At this age, Li Xiong was particularly in the second grade. Of course, there was no such term as the second grade in that era.
Tong Xuanzi glanced at him: "What kind of wife do you want to find?"
Li Wuxiang didn't even think about it: "It's best to find a beautiful little Taoist nun."
Li Xiong was stunned: "You don't even let monks go? Are you a beast?"
"What do you know?" Li Wuxiang glanced at him, but did not explain the reason. No man could talk about kidney failure.
Li Wuxiang thought about it. No matter how beautiful a woman is, it is not safe. In the future, she will either get divorced or cheat on her, and she will wear a cuckold. According to the urinary nature of the Li family heirs, only women with a pure heart and ascetic desires are suitable to be the Li family's wife.
The only way to relieve worries is the Taoist nun.
The female crown of the Taoist sect is pure-hearted and celibate, and she belongs to the pure love party, but she does not hinder the birth of children. She is a perfect match for the heir of the Li family.
Li Xiong said "poof" to Li Wuxiang and turned to ask Tong Xuanzi: "I heard that you two are cousins?"
Tong Xuanzi's face changed slightly, he glared at Li Wuxiang, and drank the entire bottle of beer in one gulp.
Tong Xuanzi drank the wine in silence, and as he got drunk, he let out a breath: "Actually, there is nothing to be taboo about. After all, everyone in the blood world knows about it. Yes, we are cousins, my mother He and his father are half-brothers and sisters, and they almost became lovers."
Li Xiong's face was drunk and he didn't even think about it, "Then you two are almost brothers with the same father and mother."
“…….”
Idiot, that means I am without him, and he is without me.
No, there is a high probability that both of them are gone.
"Speaking of which, I haven't touched a woman for half a year. I'm going to go to the red light district tonight to have some fun." Li Xiong suddenly said.
"You already have Pingping." Li Wuxiang and Tong Xuanzi looked at him with "such a scumbag" eyes.
Li Xiong felt aggrieved, "As a man, you can't help but go to those places."
"
Li Wuxiang shook his head: "I never wanted to go."
"Liar."
"They are all men, there is no need for me to lie to you."
"So you have a girlfriend?"
"No."
"why."
"Because all the men in the Li family are gentlemen, oh, it's not you Li Xiong who is Li, but Li Wuxiang's Li." Li Wuxiang said.
Li Xiong had long forgotten Li Wuxiang's original intention of agreeing to explore the Palace of the Gods. He had kidney failure in his ancestors!
"Yes, yes, whatever you want," Li Xiong put his shoulder on Tong Xuanzi's shoulder: "What about you, do you want to cut it down?"
Tong Xuanzi blushed: "Taoist disciples are not close to women."
Li Wuxiang took the opportunity to undermine him: "However, you Shangqing sect cannot help but marry."
Li Xiong added: "So you are stupid and don't know how to please women, haha, so embarrassing."
"What a shame."
Tong Xuanzi's face turned even redder.
"Then," Li Xiong slammed the beer bottle on the concrete fence: "Brother, I will take you to eat meat tonight."
"Not going."
"How cowardly."
"..."
Li Xiong settled for the next best thing: "You don't have to do that, just give me a massage, just treat it like a long experience."
Tong Xuanzi was drunk today. After hesitating for a moment, Li Wuxiang and Li Xiong cooperated to push him away. He gritted his teeth and said, "Go ahead."
At this time, Li Wuxiang smiled mysteriously: "It's boring to go to an ordinary red light district. I'll take you to a good place."
Tong Xuanzi and Li Xiong asked him what a good place was, but he was mysterious and refused to tell.
The three of them left the community arm in arm, each holding a bottle of beer. As they walked, Li Xiong howled: "Forgive me for being unruly, indulgent and loving freedom in this life, but I am also afraid that one day I will fall..."
Finally went.
Twenty minutes later, Li Wuxiang walked out holding on to the wall, went downstairs silently, and sat on the curb in front of the nightclub to smoke.
Forty minutes later, Li Xiong walked out holding on to the wall. Seeing Li Wuxiang, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief: "How long have you been out?"
Li Wuxiang silently let go of the hand rubbing his waist: "Just came out."
In fact, he had been sitting for twenty minutes, but Li Wuxiang would never admit it.
An hour later, Tong Xuanzi walked out holding on to the wall. Seeing the two of them, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief: "How long have you been out?"
Li Wuxiang and Li Xiong said in unison: "Just came out."
The three of them looked at each other: "Then, go home?"
So they went back arm-in-arm. When they came back, they were arm-in-arm. It was because they drank too much wine, and now they have too much kidney deficiency.
Li Wuxiang said proudly: "I am full of energy. It was because the girl was dying, so she came out."
Li Xiong said proudly: “I can still fight hard.
Tong Xuanzi said expressionlessly: "It's just a warm-up, I'm not serious yet."
"Plop!" Li Wuxiang stumbled and fell.
The two were shocked and turned around to help him.
Li Wuxiang said in a trembling voice: "I said I didn't have any drops, but she insisted: No, you still have it. Damn it, I will never go there again."
Hearing this, Tong Xuanzi and Li Xiong showed the sad expressions of a rabbit dead and a fox sad, with their lips dead and their teeth cold.
(End of chapter)