The next day, Li Xianyu took his grandma out to buy clothes. She couldn't always wear men's clothes. Li Xianyu made a long list, including clothes and daily necessities. When Li Xianyu asked Grandma if she wanted to buy an aunt's towel, Grandma was confused for a long time.
"Okay, let me put it another way. I wonder if menstruation is coming yet." He said.
Thinking about it, she probably won't come, otherwise it would be scary to think about the aunt who has lasted for more than a hundred years.
Li Xianyu was slashed in the neck by Grandma Grandma. When he went out, his neck was still crooked. He had to thank Grandma Grandma for her mercy, otherwise Li Xianyu would have passed away before he could continue the Li family lineage with one blow of the knife.
Now he has a little spare money on hand. The inheritance left by his biological father is not enough to make him a rich man, but 200,000 is enough to live a very enjoyable petty bourgeoisie life in Shanghai.
Li Xianyu took a taxi and took his grandma directly to Nanjing Road Pedestrian Street, which is the most prosperous commercial street in Shanghai. Together with the Bund, it is a must-visit place for foreign tourists.
Along the way, grandma and grandma lay beside the car window, excitedly looking at the Shanghai city through the car window.
"The Oriental Pearl Tower. When I saw it, it had just been completed. It was the tallest building in Shanghai at that time. Now there are several more taller ones nearby."
"Are the roads so wide, and the houses people live in so high..."
"Isn't Pudong a barren and remote place? I haven't been here for more than 20 years, but it's already so prosperous."
She chattered and talked a lot, lamenting the rapid changes in the Shanghai stock market.
The taxi driver couldn't hold it back and asked, "Where is the girl from?"
What she said was confusing and completely incomprehensible. The master was a local. If I remember correctly, the completion date of the Oriental Pearl Tower was around 1995. The little girl was not born at that time.
Pudong was indeed a quiet area more than 20 years ago, but you look like you are not even 20 years old.
The most confusing thing is her tone, as if she has not been interested in world affairs for more than 20 years.
Grandma said crisply: "Capital Master."
"...Oh, it turns out he is from Beijin." It took the driver a long time to understand. Then he asked: "What does it mean more than twenty years ago?"
Grandma Grandma was about to speak when Li Xianyu said quickly: "She likes to joke, ha, ha, ha."
Laughing endlessly.
He tugged on Grandma Grandma's sleeves and motioned her to shut up with his eyes.
She is not worried that the secret of "the fighting spirit from more than a hundred years ago" will be leaked, but she is worried that she will be regarded as a lunatic.
It was not the morning rush hour and the road conditions were good. Half an hour later, we arrived at People’s Square.
Li Xianyu pulled Grandma out of the car, squeezed into the crowd, and warned: "Grandma, don't make any nonsense in the future. The Qing Dynasty has been dead for a hundred years."
"Know it."
Grandma is still very well-behaved. She will occasionally be willful, but most of the time she is obedient. That's the case for now.
"I have a very curious question." Li Xianyu pulled Grandma Grandma's catkins to prevent her from running around like a wild dog, and said, "Grandma Grandma, how many exes have you had?"
"Counting you in," Grandma recalled, "sixth term."
Li Xianyu trembled all over and turned pale.
One hundred and fifty years, five terms, on average, almost thirty years for each great-grandson. How come my ancestors of the Li family have such short lives
Grandma sighed and said: "Because of some reasons, I always don't live long. But don't be afraid. As long as Grandma is still here, I can protect my Li family and keep it alive for hundreds of generations."
Li Xianyu suddenly panicked.
Li Xianyu held Grandma Grandma's hand and walked in front. Grandma Grandma followed suit, looking left and right with interest. Sometimes she was attracted by the tour bus, sometimes by the food in the hands of tourists, and sometimes she looked at the colorful store signs in a daze.
Like an impatient boyfriend dragging his curious and playful girlfriend.
If there was a couple kissing on the street, she would probably blush and spit, but in fact the social atmosphere is not that open, and there are very few couples who can really kiss passionately on the street as if no one is watching.
Li Xianyu thought of his childhood and youth. When he was a child, his adoptive parents would take him to the pedestrian street every month to buy clothes. The family of four enjoyed themselves happily. After he was a teenager, he and his sister were the only companions.
My sister is a bitch, and Alexander is always alone with her.
Li Xianyu trembled under the power of his sister for many years. After his life experience was revealed, he immediately moved out to live alone and escaped from his sister's clutches.
He bought a lot of women's clothing with his grandma, and the styles were mainly conservative. He didn't buy any of Li Xianyu's favorite shorts, pleated skirts, tank tops, and off-the-shoulder dresses.
Grandma is not willing to wear such revealing clothes. I think more than 20 years ago, generally conservative women rarely wore such revealing clothes, so in this era, in Grandma’s eyes, it has become unlovable again.
After shopping around for a long time, I finally remembered that I didn’t buy any underwear, so I took my grandma to buy underwear.
She was familiar with women's underwear, so she wouldn't clamor to wear a bellyband or something. After all, she had worn it more than twenty years ago, but modern women's underwear made her grandma feel embarrassed.
Li Xianyu pointed to some revealing underwear to her. Grandma blushed and muttered, "I hate this era, wearing such shameless clothes."
After buying clothes, he was about to go home. He was not in good health today, and the loss of his waist could not be recovered by just sleeping.
I saw a store selling old yogurt on the roadside. Grandma insisted on eating it, so Li Xianyu paid for two bottles. This kind of yogurt tastes average, is expensive, and has low cost performance. People who travel from out of town will only buy a few bottles. Bottle for early adopters.
My grandma had never eaten yogurt before, so she was conquered by it at the first bite. The sweet and sour taste exploded in her taste buds. She squinted her eyes happily, and there were white milk stains on the corners of her mouth. "It's delicious. I like this again." It’s time.”
The strong-willed grandma, a bottle of yogurt changes the times.
"Come on, Wang Jingze, you will like this era even more after you know Tmall and No. 1 store."
"Who is Wang Jingze?"
... ...
There is class tomorrow. After returning home, he taught his grandma how to use some basic household appliances. Although grandma is an ancient person, fortunately she is not an ancient person who has slept for a hundred years. She has the foundation of modern life and can understand it with just a few simple explanations.
Li Xianyu then rummaged through the last discarded mobile phone. It was fully charged and still usable, so he gave it to his grandma.
"Li Xianyu, I'm going to teach you how to practice qi next." After taking a bath, my grandma with wet hair sat cross-legged on the sofa and called to Li Xianyu who was eating chicken.
"How to practice qi?" He was stunned for a moment, and then he became excited. He didn't even want to eat chicken, and said with an excited expression: "Cultivation to immortality."
"Cultivation, you big-headed ghost," Grandma Grandma said angrily: "Refining essence to transform into qi, refining qi to transform into spirit, the art of qi training is a skill discovered by human beings. The ancient demon blood descendants in ancient times discovered that when the physical body reaches a certain level, , a sense of Qi will be produced in the body. It is a kind of energy produced in cells. When exercised in a special way, it can feed back the physical body. Qi and essence are mutually beneficial. When the sense of Qi is strong to a certain extent, it can also extend various abilities. Unlike abilities inherited from bloodline, it is a system outside of the power of bloodline."
"This is also the only supernatural ability that human beings can master. It is difficult for ordinary people to cultivate the sense of Qi because their cells are not strong enough. If the ancient demon blood descendants want to awaken the power of blood, practicing Qi is the best way. It can stimulate the awakening of cells, thereby Harvest the power sleeping in your blood."
In ancient times, people did not know how to practice qi, so they had the theory of refining qi and making cells produce a sense of qi through physical exercise. This was the original way to practice qi.
With the continuous improvement and development of Qi training, future generations can practice Qi without exercising their bodies (only for blood descendants).
Throughout the ages, Qi training methods have been similar, with some advantages and disadvantages, but the differences are not big.
The core of Qi training is breathing in and breathing out spiritual energy to resonate with the internal organs. First, the internal organs are tempered, and then the physical body is tempered, from the inside out. This is the path taken by Neijiaquan.
Li Xianyu opened the window and let the spiritual energy of heaven and earth flow into the room. He sat cross-legged on the ground with his five hearts facing up as his grandmother said.
His grandmother taught him the secret method of Qi training that has been passed down from generation to generation in the Li family. The core formula is: open the heaven and close the earth.
Open the gates of heaven to gather the innate heaven, and close the doors of the earth to keep the fetus alive.
Actual practice: Lift the anus and retract the Hui **, and open the Baihui point.
In layman's terms, it means opening up your brain.
... ...Easy to handle, every man has experienced it.
As for how to open the Baihui point, I leave it to my grandmother.
Opening Baihui point is the most important step in Qi training, which is called opening Tianmen. The breathing formula is very simple and can be learned once you learn it, but the Baihui point is difficult to open. Unless there is a Qi master to assist, ordinary people will not be able to open the Baihui point at all.
Without opening the Baihui point, the spiritual energy cannot be incorporated into the Dantian.
Therefore, there is a saying that has been passed down since ancient times: The immortal touches my head and knots my hair, granting me immortality.
When Li Xianyu breathed out according to the mantra, grandma stepped forward, stretched out her slender hand, and touched the Baihui point on the top of Li Xianyu's head.
With his eyes closed, Li Xianyu only felt a heat on the top of his head, as if a warm current was rushing in. Stimulated by it, a warm current also rose in his dantian.
The two warm currents converge in the middle Dantian, and then follow the rhythm of his breathing and travel through the meridians throughout the body. During Qi training, Qi walks through the twelve main meridians, called Xiao Zhou Tian. Going through the twelve main meridians and the two meridians of Ren and Du is called the Great Zhoutian.
Grandma kept this position for an hour, until the Qi in Li Xianyu's body passed through a large circle, then she withdrew her hand and gasped slightly.
Li Xianyu gradually entered a better state, absorbing the spiritual power from the outside world and nourishing himself.
"My qualifications for Qi training are average." Grandma thought worriedly. She opened the potato chips and took a bite. Her worries were instantly forgotten.
The potato chips are so delicious. I like this era so much that my eyes narrow like crescent moons.
This process lasted until 10:30 in the evening. Heavy fog shrouded the window and the room was quiet. Grandma was watching intently.
At this moment, Li Xianyu's breathing suddenly became rapid, and the rhythm of breathing and breathing was disrupted.
"Whoops!"
"Whoops!"
He was like a drowning man thirsting for oxygen. He took a few breaths, opened his eyes suddenly, and came out of silence. His eyeballs were bloodshot and his voice was hoarse: "Grandma, I may have gone crazy."
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