December 24, Christmas Eve, air quality: 175, severe haze.
It is not suitable to go out, not to go shopping, not to meditate and practice.
Li Xianyu stood by the window, looking at the pale and pale sky. The mobile phone in the palm of his hand was dialing Bingzhaozi's number. The electronic female voice repeated: The number you dialed cannot be connected at the moment...
The bitches are out of touch. Damn it, they were all lies to me. She had known her identity for a long time and had decided to disappear when she was in Europe. She didn't even look at her adoptive father before he died. Did she feel sad for the man who had raised her for more than twenty years
He was in a bad mood. Seeing this smog-shrouded weather, Li Xianyu remembered that when he first opened the Tianmen, he sucked up the spiritual energy of heaven and earth within a radius of tens of meters, and then was poisoned by the smog and was given intravenous drip in the hospital for three hours... . ..My mood became even worse.
With his current physique, he could excrete the smog after breathing it for three days and three nights. But at that time, he was still a fledgling little brother. At that time, he felt that he was possessed by a demon. His bladder tightened in fear, and he secretly complained that his grandma was unreliable. Believed her evil.
I wasn’t familiar with my grandma at that time, so I didn’t complain about it.
Time flew by so fast, and in the blink of an eye he was already halfway there.
Within half a year, my adoptive father died and my sister turned into an ancient demon.
He originally wanted to lament the impermanence of the world, but then he thought about it. In fact, many of his current experiences were already doomed before he was born. For example, my adoptive father, who had endured for twenty years, just expressed his deep sorrow for the battle before his death. For example, Bing Zhazi, her identity determines her future experiences.
This is what people often call destiny, cause and effect.
But Li Xianyu also knows something: the so-called fate is just people's emotions for the stupid things they have done.
The death of his adoptive father was his stupidity. The most stupid thing about him was that he didn't discuss it with his adopted son in advance. Just imagine that if he had intervened, his adoptive father might not have died.
Li Xianyu also did something stupid. He was stupid enough to realize that his adoptive father's family was unusual, but he didn't dare to go into details because of doubts and fear in his heart.
If he could figure everything out earlier, he would be able to plan ahead and not be like that time when his adoptive father disappeared and he could only run around in a hurry.
However, the terrible thing about fate is that you don't even realize that you are doing something stupid.
Maybe an inadvertent decision in life will make you regret it in the future.
Two beeps came from the phone, reminding him that there was an incoming call. Li Xianyu lowered his head and saw that it was Cuihua calling.
He hung up the number that Bingzhaizi could never reach and answered Cuihua's call: "What's the matter?"
"Li Xianyu, I want to eat dried fish." Cuihua's voice was laziest, and Li Xianyu remembered that she was sleeping in her room.
"Oh, you can go to the rooftop restaurant to eat by yourself, and I don't need your work permit." The family members of Baoze's top managers eat for free in the revolving restaurant. Although Li Xianyu is not considered a senior executive in his position, he has a special status and is respected by the entire company. Like thunder, as a member of the Li family's harem, Cuihua also enjoys the right to eat and drink for free.
"If you don't want to move, get it for me and bring it to my room."
"You can make enough food and clothing by yourself, and you can do it all, isn't it like this?" Li Xianyu hated running errands for others, as that would make him look like he was not the master of the harem, but the slave of the ladies in the harem.
He had been a slave of some stinky bitch for twenty years, and his psychological shadow was endless.
A few minutes later, there was a loud knock on the door. Li Xianyu went over to open the door, and Cuihua walked in aggressively, with her hands on her waist, walking like a stranger, her feet deliberately tapping.
"I want to eat dried fish." Cuihua glared at him with round eyes.
The cat's eyes are big and round, which makes it look particularly cute. After turning into a human, the characteristics of the big eyes are still there. If the face is covered, Cuihua's eyes are the biggest in his harem.
"You're out anyway, go buy it yourself." Li Xianyu looked at her with dead fish eyes.
"Damn it, I originally wanted to finish eating the dried fish and continue sleeping, but now I don't want to sleep all because of you." Cuihua slapped the table with her front paws that turned into human hands: "Where is your responsibility as a shit shoveler?"
After being exposed to the Internet, I naturally learned the words of the shit shovel officer.
Cuihua was surprised to find that pet cats now have a very high status in the family, and humans call themselves poop scoopers. Then of course her shit shovel is Li Xianyu.
Sha Diao netizens are awesome. After teaching grandma bad, they also taught Cuihua bad.
Li Xianyu slapped her butt: "Give me a chance to shovel shit."
"I, I'm going to scratch you to death." Cuihua was attacked and rushed towards her with her teeth and claws angrily.
The two of them had a rough fistfight, but Cuihua lost. Her confidence was greatly affected, and she went back to the room with a pout.
She went back to her room and curled up under the quilt, planning to ignore him today and wait and see how she felt tomorrow.
Thinking about it, it would be better to be a cat. Every morning, he would come back from the cat, curl up on the bed, and sleep with his unique fragrance. Because she was a cat, she didn't have to worry about many things by herself. Li Xianyu helped her do it, such as letting him shell the lobster when eating, and letting him blow dry his soft long hair after taking a bath.
If he is disobedient, scratch his pillow and he will be obedient immediately.
After becoming a human, he became much more distant. He couldn't sleep together or have any intimate activities. Even though he was so determined to have a kitten with him, he refused.
Why should the right to give birth to kittens belong to Thunder Warrior Ji? When she saw kittens of the same kind being born, it was always the one with the bigger fist who had the power. She could slap Thunder Warrior Ji to the ground with a single punch.
But today she lost to Li Xianyu in the tortoise punch, and the right to give birth to kittens was taken away by him.
"Bang bang bang."
The door rang several times.
Cuihua raised her head and looked toward the door.
"Come out and eat dried fish." Li Xianyu shouted outside the door.
"I won't eat." Cuihua responded loudly. She wouldn't even pay attention to him today.
"oh."
There was no movement outside the door for a long time. Cuihua opened the quilt and ran out barefoot. When she opened the door, she saw Li Xianyu standing in the corridor, dragging a silver tray with one arm and nibbling her fried yellow croaker with relish.
Cuihua grabbed it, glared and said, "You are not allowed to eat my dried fish."
I glanced at the golden-colored and fragrant grilled yellow croaker, and the temperature came from the tray. It was obviously freshly fried. Swallowed.
Li Xianyu picked one up and fed it to her, and Cuihua subconsciously opened her mouth.
"Is it tasty."
"It's delicious...it's just so-so." Cuihua felt that since he knew he was wrong, she would reluctantly forgive him. Knowing his mistakes would greatly improve things. But you can't show too much happiness, you have to let him know that cats also have tempers.
Li Xianyu walked into the room and watched her eating happily, "Why don't you play games."
Cuihua bit into half of the yellow croaker, looked at him strangely, and said in a vague tone, "Why should I play games?"
Yes, everyone has their own ambitions. Li Xianyu nodded: "Then you are not interested in spas and shopping."
Cuihua tilted her head and looked at him.
Li Xianyu just thought that if she had a few obsessed things, she would be relaxed. Because Cuihua has no hobbies, it cannot be said that she has no hobbies. Her hobbies are eating and sleeping. Other than that, she will come to him.
Cats are solitary and clingy animals. They like to hide in the dark and observe you silently, or curl up and watch you quietly. Neither close nor far away. But if you leave its sight, it will appear anxious.
"Are you annoyed by me?" Cuihua stared at him.
"No."
"Yes." She wrinkled her nose: "You are just afraid that Thunder Warrior Queen will be unhappy, so you want to alienate me. I don't even want her in my family. I followed you down the mountain and you did this to me."
"Well, as a shit shoveling officer, I let the toilet do all the work. I am derelict in my duty." Li Xianyu nodded in agreement.
"I just can't stand her. She occupies the latrine and doesn't poop. I don't want to squeeze her away. She is always wary of me. After all, I have followed the master in human society for many years. Don't you human males also have many mates? .”
The era when you were active was probably the Republic of China, but times are different.
"Hmph, we masters don't dare to see things like a shit shovel like you."
"Cuihua, let me ask you," Li Xianyu organized the speech: "If one day, you find that you have to go back to the mountain alone in the end, will you regret following me down the mountain?"
Cuihua glanced at him: "If you die again, I will go back to the mountain by myself. Anyway, it's not the first time. It happens that the small shop is still unsold. I can continue to run my small shop. It’s much more fun following you.”
Li Xianyu nodded happily.
If I had known that there would be so much trouble around me, I would not have taken Cuihua down the mountain. I won't provoke the Thunder Warrior Princess, I will just live with my grandma.
In the movie, he is called Tiansha Lone Star.
The real name of the matter-pressing physique may be Tiansha Lone Star.
Cuihua fell asleep after eating the dried fish. Her biological clock was still at night and she felt sleepy during the day. Li Xianyu watched her fall asleep, then left, closed the door softly, and returned the tray to the restaurant.
Li Xianyu went to see Sanwu again, and Sanwu "enthusiastically" invited him into the room. The two of them sat in silence for half an hour. It felt like they were acting in a silent stage play. Sanwu outlined with a black pencil from.
Li Xianyu's hard-working skills in seducing girls were useless in front of her.
"Sanwu, do you know what liking is?"
"Do you like you?"
"You don't have to like me, you can like someone else. Of course, if you can, please like me."
"oh."
"I would rather you say: what is like."
If the sword goes astray, it will cause endless disasters. It is called: evil demon and heretic.
The path taken by the Three Wus is that of evil demons and heretics, which is somewhat similar to the Taoist Taoism's Taishang Wangqing, the unity of heaven and man, but the Taoist Taoism's Taishang Wangqing talks about the great enlightenment and seeing through the mundane world.
The ancient god's religion's method is to forcibly erase the seven emotions and six desires. It seems similar, but in fact it is completely different.
Sanwu is a person without emotions, she was forcibly erased. The Ancient God Cult spent more than twenty years erasing her emotions and turning her into a cold killing machine.
Not to mention whether it is possible to restore her feelings, even if it is possible, it will not happen overnight.
Just like a child raised by wolves, it takes a long time to adapt to human society.
At 7:30 in the evening, after the afternoon training was over, Thunder Warrior Ji took time to go shopping at a nearby mall until dark. She sent a message: "Christmas Eve, are the apples ready?"
She attached the bill for today's card purchase, which was not much, only 150,000. The price is just enough for a great-grandmother to kill her great-grandson.
After giving the big stick, of course he also had to give red dates. Thunder Warrior Ji sent another picture. It was a photo of her legs lying on the bed, her long legs that were rarely seen in the world shining with crystal luster in the light.
"It seems you are ready." Li Xianyu replied.
"???" Thunder Warrior Ji sent three question marks.
Seeing that Li Xianyu was preoccupied during the day, she didn't take her boyfriend to the mall, but that didn't mean she had to pay the shopping bills herself. She sent a message to Li Xianyu just to tell him that shopping on Christmas Eve was a matter of course and a must. A day to pay for your girlfriend.
"Do you know the story about giving apples on Christmas Eve?" Li Xianyu asked her.
"Peace and peace." Thunder Warrior Ji sent a little girl's smile: "I want a big and red one."
"The custom of giving apples on Christmas Eve was only introduced to China during the festival. China pays more attention to homophones. For example, during the wedding ceremony, peanuts, red dates and lotus seeds are placed under the quilt, which means "early (jujube) to give birth to a precious child." When arriving in China, couples People will choose to go out and rent a house during this festival, but the Chinese people pay attention to their reputation. Since they want to spend a romantic night in the name of this festival, it is justified, so the custom of giving apples began. "
Li Xianyu texted "Brother Funny" and said, "You know."
Thunder Warrior Ji sent a "You are so naughty" emoji, "I locked the door. [Covering face shyly]"
Li Xianyu smiled, put down his phone, and planned to go to the training room to hone his fighting skills. Even in the half-step Ji Dao realm, fighting skills are also a very important means of defeating enemies. Just look at Grandma Grandma’s fight and you will know that no matter how fancy your Taoist and Buddhist powers are, I just need to get close to you and finish it off with one punch.
Fighting skills are very important. Looking at the methods inherited from Taoism and Buddhism, fighting skills always have a place. For example, the Vajra Indestructible Body serves for close combat. There are also Taoist magic, heaven, elephant and earth, as well as various fist and kick skills.
As soon as Li Xianyu entered the training room, he received a message from Thunder Warrior: "I've finished taking a shower."
Li Xianyu turned back and went to the revolving restaurant first to order a big red apple. "I'll be right over. You open the door first and I won't knock, so as not to alert grandma."
Today is Christmas Eve, and the revolving restaurant offers free red apples as a company benefit.
I met King Kong in the restaurant, what a coincidence.
King Kong holds an apple in each hand. He has two girlfriends, and he cannot favor one over the other. Both of them want to eat apples.
"Li Xianyu, do you want to eat an apple?" King Kong handed one over.
"Let's do it another day." Li Xianyu glanced at him sideways and thought to himself, "What do you mean by giving me apples tonight?"
King Kong pretended to laugh casually, his eyes fell on the apple in his hand, and he faintly said: "Send it to Zhan Ji."
"Yes." Of course it's a gift for Zhan Ji. Cuihua has already received dried fish today, and Grandma Grandma and Huayang are not suitable to give it as a gift.
"Okay, that's great." King Kong nodded, Zhan Ji, what a hateful big pig's hoof.
Li Xianyu glanced at him and slipped away.
Walking out of the restaurant door, I received a message from Thunder Warrior Ji: "Is Senior Huayang in your head?"
What is this word...
You exist within the depths of my mind
"No, she should be at my grandma's side." Li Xianyu replied.
He knew Zhan Ji's concerns. When the two of them were intimate, Huayang was like a lightbulb in his mind, and the three of them were very embarrassed.
In fact, unless he was on a mission outside, Huayang would not stay in Li Xian's Fish Consciousness Sea all day long. You still need to pay attention to privacy.
Slime doesn't matter. Slime is a different species and has no gender. It doesn't even have a penis.
Speaking of which, it's time to wake it up and give it some energy and nutrients. In the past, I was afraid of it and did not dare to use Qi to warm it. That was because Li Qianyu did not have the Black Water Spirit Pearl. But it doesn't matter to Li Xianyu, Li Xianyu is not the slut like Li Qianyu, he is a serious heir of the Li family, protected by the black water spirit bead.
Thunder Warrior Ji's door was ajar, so he entered the house quietly and closed the door quietly.
Thunder Warrior Ji huddled in the white quilt, wrapped herself tightly, with only half of her head exposed, and looked at Li Xianyu who entered the room with timid eyes.
The two met their eyes, and Li Xianyu put the apple on the bedside table and said, "I understand the rules."
I quickly stripped myself naked, went into the bathroom, took a shower, washed my hair, washed my face with facial cleanser, and brushed my teeth all at the same time, all in five minutes. Came out openly.
(End of chapter)