King Kong had a good relationship with Li Bai, so he stayed and talked with him to relieve his boredom. Thunder Warrior Ji still had something to do, so she told Li Xianyu and Li Bai to have a good rest, and then left. The three men chatted in the ward.
Li Xianyu quickly integrated into them. In fact, regardless of Li Bai or King Kong, although one has a quirk of poetry and the other has a quirk of fear of women, they have pretty good personalities and are not difficult to deal with.
"You will be our company's full-time wet nurse from now on," Li Bai said with emotion: "If you had appeared earlier, we wouldn't have had to die so many brothers before."
King Kong said: "I wonder if your blood has the function of regenerating severed limbs. If it can, then I suddenly have some bold ideas."
Li Bai and Li Xianyu: "What do you think?"
King Kong said helplessly: "I can't have contact with women, not any physical contact. Once it happens, I will want to cut off the contact area. But, as a man, I still want to be with women... "
Li Bai and Li Xianyu looked at each other, stunned by his bold idea.
Li Xianyu sighed and said: "I'll go to the palace master. How did you get this idea, boss? You are really a talent."
Li Bai: "!!!"
King Kong sighed: "You are also a talent. No wonder the girl killer and Kato Taka admire you so much."
Li Xianyu said: "Your mental illness is very strange. Doesn't gynophobia appear in otakus and old men? The former lacks experience in dealing with women, so they will be introverted and shy when seeing women and want to escape. The latter everyone Everyone understands the fate of middle-aged men."
"But you don't agree with either of them. What is the reason why you are afraid of women?"
There was a look of fear in King Kong's eyes, as if he had thought of something terrible, and the tall man, who was over 1.9 meters tall, actually trembled violently.
Li Xianyu said helplessly: "There is really no need to be so afraid. You may be missing your first time. You will always be nervous and apprehensive for the first time. It is inevitable. It won't matter if you do it more times."
After chatting for a long time, Li Xianyu discovered that King Kong actually longed for sex between men and women, but he couldn't accept physical contact with women, and he had no interest in the job of being a shit-taker.
This kind of psychological fear is really rare, and he is not a psychiatrist. He can't do anything else except give some opinions and marvel at it.
Li Xianyu tried to describe the relationship between men and women to him. After speaking, he said expectantly: "After listening for a long time, you should have the urge to do that now."
King Kong nodded vigorously.
Li Xianyu was persuasive: "Tell me boldly what you desire now."
King Kong said solemnly: "I'm eager for a new show."
Li Xianyu: "..."
This man is useless.
Speechless for a moment, Li Bai finally found a chance to bring the topic back on track. He said, "Li Xianyu, the company should reward you with points, but I myself have to repay the favor of saving my life. I will teach you the art of exhaling breath into a sword." .”
"Exhale breath into sword?"
"Well," Li Bai nodded: "I don't have enough energy right now, so I can't do a perfect actual combat. I may not like elegance, but you just need to understand the power."
He made a "嬬" sound, as if a mouthful of phlegm had accumulated in his throat, and then he spit it out with force.
It wasn't "like", he really spit. Li Xianyu saw the phlegm in his mouth disappear in a flash, and then a deep hole as wide as a finger was penetrated in the ceiling.
Xiaomengxin Li Xianyu was shocked and said blankly: "Suddenly I don't want to learn anymore."
Li Bai: "It's not very elegant to say it, because I don't have enough Qi, so I can only exert my power by clinging Qi to my saliva. Normally, when I exhale, a sword Qi will appear. It's so powerful, I'll teach you now Lucky way, King Kong, get out of here first and don’t eavesdrop on my unique skills.”
... ...
Outside the ward, King Thunder and Lightning knocked on the door, and a clear voice came from inside: "Come in."
He pushed the door open and went in. Wushuang Battle Spirit did not play with her phone this time. She stood quietly in the ward with a picturesque look on her face.
The King of Thunder and Lightning unconsciously put away his aura and assumed a cautious posture like a primary school student facing his teacher.
When I first met her, I didn't feel any oppression from her. On the contrary, I think Wushuang Fighting Spirit is quite cute.
The second time I saw her was yesterday, in this same ward. Li Xianyu was lying unconscious on the bed. At that time, she was standing quietly in the ward, with a terrifying aura surging around her like a tsunami or a landslide.
At that moment, the King of Thunder and Lightning, who could hardly breathe, realized that the first time was because her great-grandson was here. Of course, her grandmother would not show a scary aura to her younger generation. The unparalleled fighting spirit in front of me is the real fighting spirit, the war machine that once killed everyone in the world.
"What do you want from me?" King Thunder and Lightning said respectfully.
"My great-grandson almost died." Grandma said calmly, "I'm not happy, very unhappy."
"It's our fault, we didn't protect him well." King Thunderbolt said.
He said in his heart, your grandson is so useless, he will be injured if he is hit, and he will die if he is touched. Not to mention the three things, even if the big boss personally intervenes, it will not work.
Grandma snorted: "I hope my grandson won't live long enough to marry and have children if you are a bunch of trash."
King Thunder and Lightning: "Yes, yes, your lesson is right."
He thought to himself, come on, he still wants to have children despite his ancestral kidney failure.
Grandma snorted again: "Help me summon the talkers from the Taoist and Buddhist Associations and major families. The venue will be Lianghua Temple. I want to have a good talk with them."
King Thunder and Lightning frowned and said, "You are..."
The Wushuang Fighting Spirit is useless now. The most she can do is threaten her with the Self-Destructing Spirit Orb. Everyone knows her bottom line. The worst she can do is not touch Li Xianyu or spare his life. As long as the fighting spirit doesn't destroy the spirit bead, her words will have no weight. Let alone negotiation.
Speaking of the "suicide" threat made by the fighting spirit of the Li family, it is definitely the first in ancient and modern times.
When he came into contact with his grandma's burning gaze, he was stunned, looked at it carefully, and was shocked to notice the subtle changes in the fighting spirit, and said in surprise: "You, you..."
Grandma nodded: "I can barely recover 40% of my combat strength. That old bald donkey can't beat the Buddha's head, but I can still beat those local chickens and dogs in the blood world."
King Thunder and Lightning smiled bitterly and said, "You are really not afraid of the Buddha's head sealing you."
Grandma said: "Don't worry, I won't go on a killing spree, and I don't plan to take Li Xianyu with me. I will finally give Fotou a chance. If he doesn't side with me, when my grandson completes his magical power, I will A supreme being who will destroy your blood world."
King Thunder and Lightning has no doubt that decisiveness is the real unparalleled fighting spirit. Back then, because Buddha Tou blocked her, Lianghua Temple was almost reduced to ruins in a rage.
He said helplessly: "I'll ask the big boss for his opinion first. Please remember to exercise restraint. Baoze has been established for several years and has a weak foundation. We really can't break up with them."
Grandma said "hmm".
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