Slime is one of the creatures Li Xianyu has ever seen, with the highest sadness index, second only to Wangchen. No matter what other people's experiences were in the past, they will still have some sweet memories in life.
For example, Sanwu also gained teammates.
For example, Thunder Warrior Ji finally took revenge on her biological father.
For example, Huayang once had an innocent love affair with Li Wuxiang.
Even the three sworn brothers had a few years of mutual respect.
There is no sweet memory worth recalling in the life of a slime. It is a new life of spiritual intelligence born from the divine material left behind by the ancient demon after its death. It has been imprisoned in the Palace of the Gods since it generated its will.
Countless years later, Wangchen left the Palace of the Gods with Wangchen, trying to seize his body and be reborn. However, it was too dark, and Wangchen turned out to be an invincible Ji Dao seed. After entangled with it for many years, Wangchen fell, and he would not let it go until he died. , thinking it is a vicious thing and deserves to be sealed.
Eighty years have passed. God finally opened a door to heaven for it. The seal was unlocked by the Ancient God Religion. The slime targeted the weakest of the three chickens that broke into the cave. .
This chicken is not beautiful, but there are black water beads in his body.
Slime painfully understood two truths: the essence of destiny is a repeater; the reason why God opened the door for it was just to clamp its head.
The entangled fate repeats itself again, and this time, he has to face not only the host, but also the unparalleled fighting spirit. Li Xianyu is not as pitiful as Yao Dao. He is a child without parents, but he does have parents.
Such a tragic life should be faced with courage.
Li Xianyu shouted: "It's all Wangchen's fault."
The originally silent slime suddenly reacted, his blood vessels bulged and red light flashed. But like the reflex kick of a dying person, it did not wake up.
Even the tricks don’t work
Grandma came over and shouted: "It's all Wangchen's fault."
Slime kicked his legs
"It's all Wangchen's fault."
Slime kicked his legs again.
"It's all Wangchen's fault."
Slime responded by kicking his legs as hard as he could.
It seems that even it can't wake up on its own initiative. It is estimated that in the subconscious of the slime, it must be experiencing a ghost pressure on the bed, desperately trying to kick up its legs, but it just can't get up.
"Your mixed-race wife is doomed." Grandma sighed. Although she disliked Thunder Warrior Ji very much, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were quarreling and cursed each other to die quickly, not really wanting the other party to die on the spot.
"I have learned the art of combing Qi before. Let me help you try it. Maybe it can delay her condition." Grandma helped the unconscious Thunder Warrior to sit up, but when she lifted the quilt, the whole The person suddenly froze.
She fell straight down somewhere on the bed, where there were a few brown blood stains, which were particularly dazzling in the white sheets.
"Since ancient times, no one has ever died. Anyone who dies early or dies late has to die." Grandma Grandma silently calmed Thunder Warrior Ji.
She knew that her great-grandson and this mixed-race woman were doing that kind of shameful thing in the room, but she knew it was the same thing. After seeing it with her own eyes, she realized that she couldn't face it head-on.
My heart suddenly felt empty.
Li Xianyu pretended not to understand Grandma's emotions.
The room suddenly became quiet and no one spoke. After a while, Li Xianyu had an idea and said in an urgent voice to the slime: "Wangchen is here, Wangchen is here!"
The tone was like shouting "Wolf is coming", as if Wangchen was a threatening and terrifying creature like a wolf.
The dark left arm suddenly swelled several times and turned into the left arm of a devilish muscular man. The blood vessels bulged one by one and shone with bright red light. Then came the tired and panicked voice of Slime: "Where is Wangchen? Where is Wangchen?"
Li Xianyu began to wave his left hand randomly, with such force that he couldn't control it. It was the slime that was punching randomly, fighting with the air.
No, he is competing with Wangchen in a battle of wits and courage.
Even after eighty years, the years of struggle are still etched in his subconscious, and the psychological shadow is... so big.
"Where is Wangchen, where is Wangchen..." Slime shouted in a ferocious tone at first, then gradually calmed down and his tone became weaker, followed by a long silence.
"Wangchen... is already dead." Slime said softly, "Eighty years have passed."
Wangchen has long since passed away, and now his enemy is Li Xianyu.
"Li Xianyu... seems to be dead too. This one is more unlucky and shorter-lived than Wangchen. By the way, where am I? Where am I?"
Consciousness gradually returned, and the first thing he saw from Slime's perspective was the unparalleled fighting spirit.
"Hey, why aren't you dead yet? Your great-grandson is dead. Shouldn't you break your spirit beads and go with him? It's all just talk. Women are really big pigs." Slime said disdainfully.
Grandma ignored it.
"I'm not dead yet." Li Xianyu said.
Slime was silent for a moment: "Your life is really tough."
It sighs with exhaustion.
"How do you feel now?" Li Xianyu asked.
"I'm very tired, very hungry, and want to sleep." Slime said, "We came out of the Palace of the Gods? How did you survive?"
When its memory still remains in the Palace of the Gods.
"It's a long story," Li Xianyu said angrily: "Please explain clearly, why am I more unlucky than Wangchen?"
Li Xianyu was dissatisfied.
Wangchen was an abandoned son of fate. His master was betrayed, his reputation was ruined, his confidante also died, and he was finally surrounded and killed. How could I be more unlucky than him. I am a man who has an entire harem, and I am very happy.
"I know you are very tired, so I specially prepared a big meal for you." Li Xianyu seized the time and came to the bedside: "She has strong energy and blood in her body, which is just right to nourish you."
Slime was shocked:
"You are actually willing to sacrifice your girlfriend to me?"
"It's a beautiful thought. For some unknown reason, there is a strong vitality in her body. It is already overwhelmed. I need you to help you eliminate this power. When it comes to being green, you are the only creature who has been greener than me." Li Xianyu put his left hand on Thunder Warrior Ji's shoulder: "Be careful, don't suck it dry."
The moment her left hand touched Thunder Warrior Princess, her whole body convulsed, her brows furrowed, and a continuous sound came from her nasal cavity... This is not the point.
The point is that the vitality, pulled by the slime, seemed to have found an outlet. It rushed towards Li Xianyu's left hand crazily, and was finally absorbed by it.
The whole process lasted for five minutes. It wasn't until Thunder Warrior Ji's cheeks were slightly sunken, like a patient who had been on the bed for a long time, that Li Xianyu took back his left hand.
The majestic energy in the long-legged beauty disappeared, and she became weak and haggard. Her shiny black hair lost its luster and was as dry as straw.
Unconscious.
And if slime had a face, it would be radiant.
"What a powerful force, I feel like I am eighty years younger." It said excitedly: "What is this power? Is it still there? Is there any more?"
Li Xianyu called Hua Tuo and Sun Simiao outside the room. After the two miracle doctors made the diagnosis, they breathed a sigh of relief: "It's nothing serious. I just need to rest and rest."
Li Xianyu was relieved, sitting on the bedside and touching Thunder Warrior Ji's cheek. This S-class girlfriend like me is too weak to take care of myself.
After the problem was solved, King Thunderbolt said: "I'll go to the monitoring room and take a look."
Grandma glanced at him and said, "I'll go back to my room and sleep."
Li Xianyu subconsciously reached out to hold her little hand, and Grandma slapped her back.
Both grandfather and grandson were stunned.
"My hand, my hand slipped." Grandma explained forcefully.
"Yeah." Li Xianyu nodded.
She quietly breathed a sigh of relief. After the depression in her heart was vented, she felt much better and didn't want to leave. I walked to the window and stood there, gazing at the brightly lit city in the dark night.
King Thunder and Lightning came back with a strange look on his face: "No one entered her room except you."
According to the surveillance video, Li Xianyu entered Thunder Warrior Ji's room throughout the night for an hour, which was the time when he called Li Xianyu to inform Li Xianyu of the meeting.
King Thunder and Lightning was someone who had been here before, so he naturally understood that the two of them must be doing such shameful things in the room.
Of course, they were lovers, and they were free to do whatever they wanted. He just couldn't figure out why Thunder Fighter had such a big problem after Li Xianyu left. That's why his face looks weird.
However, King Thunder and Lightning was a little surprised at the time, thinking that the young man's body was really unusual.
"I understand." Li Xianyu nodded: "You don't have to worry about the Dharma King, but remember to keep it a secret. Hua Tuo and Sun Simiao also hope you can help."
"Understood." King Thunder and Lightning said. Since it was a matter between a young couple, he would not ask any further questions.
After King Thunder and Lightning left, Li Xianyu rubbed his face and said, "Grandma, this incident was probably caused by me."
Grandma turned to look at him.
Li Xianyu told her what Bingzhaozi told her.
The last time he went home to test his parents, Bingzhazi happened to be at home. Li Xianyu was caught red-handed while secretly savoring the beautiful memories of his youth. At that time, Bingzhazi told him something that still puzzles him: he cannot touch women for two years.
Because I didn’t understand, I didn’t take it seriously and broke the contract tonight.
The result was such a big mistake.
But it’s not like I haven’t had sex with men before, but aren’t those girls all good
No, I was not awakened at that time. Thunder Fighter is the first woman I have had an intimate relationship with since my awakening. Therefore no comparison can be made between the two parties.
"Grandma, you said that I am the best cauldron, right? What is the cauldron? Is there anything special about me?"
I am a cauldron myself, why didn’t I know.
After pondering for a moment, grandma searched for a long time in Li Xianyu's wallet and found two apples. "Of these two apples, which one do you think is sweeter?"
Li Xianyu pointed to the one with better color.
Grandma nodded and looked at him with a "do you understand" look.
Li Xianyu still didn't quite understand, but he understood what Grandma Grandma meant. The cauldron can be judged by "visual inspection" to a certain extent. For example, if you see a girl on the street, you can distinguish the good or bad based on her figure and appearance.
"Smell, in modern terms, is the smell of hormones. Aliens are particularly sensitive to this smell. They can tell the quality of the cauldron through the smell. Although I don't know the method of dual cultivation, I can still smell the smell on you. The special smell is fatally attractive to vampire females, especially heterogeneous ones." Grandma added: "Cuihua used to like sleeping with you, that's why."
"It's just a cauldron. I'm afraid it can't explain what happened to her." Although Li Xianyu doesn't know how to cultivate and nourish, he also knows that no matter how crooked the path is, there will eventually be a cycle of gradual progress. It's amazing to improve your cultivation. It's faster, and the consequences are greater, but it's also impossible to be like Thunder Warrior, who almost soared on the spot.
How can there be such a thing in the world, rising to level 99 with one sword
"You should ask her about this." Grandma replied calmly.
She was making a bad face to her great-grandson. She was very concerned about the matter between him and Thunder Warrior, but she couldn't say it out loud, so she adopted this indifferent attitude.
"What do you mean, you gave her this strong energy in her body?" Slime listened for a long time and finally understood a little bit.
"Although it's hard to believe, it seems to be the case." Li Xianyu nodded.
At this moment, Thunder Fighter suddenly woke up, as if she had a nightmare, opened her eyes, and gasped.
"Do you feel better?" Li Xianyu asked softly, sitting on the edge of the bed.
Thunder Warrior Ji immediately said coquettishly in an aggrieved tone: "It doesn't hurt anymore, I'm just tired."
Exhaustion is inevitable because the slime has absorbed a lot of energy. An ordinary person would have to stay in bed for several months to make up for the loss.
"I, I feel like taking a bath." Thunder Fighter rubbed her legs under the quilt.
This was inevitable. After all, when she was unconscious, Li Xianyu estimated that Zhan Ji's waist must be sore at this time.
"You should take a nap first. When you wake up, your energy and energy will be slightly restored tomorrow." Li Xianyu said.
"Huh!" Grandma snorted softly.
Only then did Thunder Fighter realize that there was an old witch from the Li family in the room. She immediately tensed up her delicate body, kept her head still, and glanced sideways at the window.
She is still quite afraid of Grandma Grandma, especially after Grandma Grandma regained her fighting power in the Ji Dao, she doesn't dare to speak with a gun or a stick anymore.
Thunder Warrior Ji looked at Li Xianyu with timid and weak eyes, thinking that if her grandmother knew what she and Li Xianyu had done, would she be so angry that she would beat him up
"We are talking about something. The strange behavior you just had is most likely caused by me. I don't know the reason yet." Li Xianyu said.
He didn't tell Thunder Warrior Ji that he was the best cauldron, which was too embarrassing. I feel like if I speak out, I will be labeled RBQ.
Thunder Warrior Ji said: "I just dreamed of a man who appeared over and over again. It's really strange. I don't know him."
"Man?" Li Xianyu joked: "I used to dream about goddesses, but when I woke up I couldn't remember what they looked like."
But sometimes I clearly remember that the goddess is an ice scumbag. This is all in my youth.
"But I remember his appearance clearly." Thunder Warrior Ji said: "I even saw clearly a thin gap on his left eyebrow, which is a small scar."
Li Xianyu didn't take it seriously.
Grandma raised her eyebrows and walked to the bed with sharp eyes: "What did you say?"
(End of chapter)