"And the "prostitute" Wang Zhitao has been very depressed recently. Not only did he fail in the college entrance examination, he went out for a camping trip and finally found a girl to relax. After that, he was frightened and became impotent. After that, Wang Zhitao went to many hospitals, large and small, too many to count. , all the ancestral secret recipes, old military doctors, and court doctors have tried them, but they just don’t work!
The results of the examination are nothing more than no serious illness, just a nervous psychological disorder due to fear. However, it is this kind of psychological suggestion that is the most difficult to cure. Otherwise there wouldn’t be so many mental illnesses in the world.
Physical problems are easy to deal with, and can always be cured with medication and surgery. But if there is nothing wrong with this kind of thing, how do you treat it? So most of his life he asked Wang Zhitao to see a psychiatrist.
Wang Zhitao was anxious, but he couldn't tell his family. You can imagine the depression in his heart.
Fortunately, the university had started and there were many messy things, so Wang Zhitao temporarily forgot about his illness.
Throwing away the oil paper wrapping the pancakes and fruit, Wang Zhitao cursed: "Damn it, the price has gone up and this thing has become strips! It turned out that there was half a ham sausage in it, but now the hair is gone! I should have bought two if I had known!"
As soon as the oil paper fell on the ground, an old man wearing a red armband rushed over like Wang Zhitao: "That student, you littered on campus, you will be fined fifty!"
"Ah?" Wang Zhitao was stunned: "Is this also a fine?"
"Nonsense, will you be able to remember better next time without a fine?" The old man rolled his eyes and said, "Hurry up, let me tell you, if you have a bad attitude, you can report it to the whole school!"
As soon as Wang Zhitao heard the announcement to the whole school, he obediently took out fifty yuan and gave it to the old man. I still have to pick up girls. If this matter is reported to me, my reputation will be ruined!
It's just that Wang Zhitao doesn't understand. There was no one near me just now. This old man was a hundred meters away at least. Why did he run over so quickly? Is it like there are two hot wheels under your feet
In fact, there is no old man in the school who is responsible for fines. If there is a fine, it is also the cadre of the student union who is responsible for school discipline. But Wang Zhitao is a new student, so how can he know this
And this old man is a liar in this area. He specializes in targeting freshmen and succeeds frequently. After Wang Zhitao left. The old man straightened his back immediately, and his voice returned to that of a middle-aged man: "Idiot, seeing as you are so rich, I should have known I would charge you 200!"
Yang Ming and his party of four broke up when they passed the door of the girls' dormitory building. There are still very important things to do in the afternoon. Students from various majors have to go to the designated places of each department to report again.
Yang Ming studied computers. In fact, he no longer has to worry about employment. No matter how bad you are, you can still make some income by betting on stones with supernatural powers, so professionalism is not that important. Yang Ming's parents hope that he will enroll in a relatively popular major, considering the current situation. High-tech information majors are quite popular, and computer science is one of them. And Yang Ming himself. I am also more interested in computers. So just treat it as a hobby. Anyway, in the future, he has decided to rely on his supernatural powers to make money.
"Brother, how do I get to the Institute of Computer Science and Technology?" Yang Ming asked a senior who wore glasses and seemed to be more studious.
"Calculation control? What planning control?" the glasses senior asked in shock.
"It's a computer!" Yang Ming thought to himself. No, is this guy's glasses not for functional purposes? But to play games and land
"Damn, Kei Yuan! You should have told me earlier!" The glasses senior suddenly realized: "I am from the Kei Yuan, and you are a freshman? I will take you there!"
"A brothel?" Yang Ming raised his eyebrows. Is this okay? The man with glasses in front of his eyes looked like a turtle man soliciting customers in a brothel in ancient times. He patted his chest and said: I am from the brothel, I will take you there!
"Yes, the School of Computer Science, or School of Engineering for short! What about computer control? Computer and automation control have long been divided into two departments." said the glasses senior.
So that’s it, Yang Ming nodded, but this abbreviation is too **
Perhaps because he saw Yang Ming's strange expression, the glasses senior said disapprovingly: "Why, do you think this abbreviation is a bit ambiguous?"
Yang Ming nodded, is there any need to ask
"As time goes by, it will get better. Every class is called like this. The boys in the Institute are called Ji Nan, and the girls are called Ji Nu! Like me, I am a Ji Nan, and you will also be a Ji Nan from now on!" The glasses senior said seriously.
Yang Ming looked around, this is a school! like
To be honest, I thought the guy in front of me was a nightclub guy who was trying to get me into trouble, but I struggled to get into college, and in the end I became a glorious "prostitute"!
"Hey, buddy, don't get any ideas. This title has been around for many years!" said the glasses senior, "Besides, this also shows that the boys in our computer department are very famous!"
"Famous? What do you mean?" Yang Ming was a little confused.
"If you think about it, the term "School of Engineering" is not unfounded. There is a reason why the boys in our computer department are called "Ji Nan". It means that there are many boys in our department and the quality is good! Those in the Department of Economics and Management and the Department of Foreign Languages* *All the girls are coming to our department to find a partner!" the glasses senior said mysteriously.
Holy shit! After hearing this, Yang Ming thought to himself, he is really a veritable prostitute!
"But if you want to find a partner to get married in a down-to-earth manner, you should still find one in our computer department. However, there are relatively few girls studying computer science. You have to strike first, otherwise you will be out of luck." The glasses senior said.
"Why do you have to find someone from the computer science department?" Yang Ming didn't understand.
"It's not that you have to find someone in the computer department. It's just that there are too many girls in the Department of Economics and Management and the Department of Foreign Languages. The overall atmosphere is not very good. There are too few pure girls. Even if there are, they have been led astray by others. All of them are coquettish. Very good!" said the glasses senior.
The belt is broken? Yang Ming didn't believe that Chen Mengyan would be led astray by others. It was true that the environment could change a person, but not everyone would be changed by the environment.
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"Don't believe it, I've done a lot of research on this!" said the glasses senior: "Back then, I was in a foreign language department, so you ate raw and watery, but what happened later? Didn't you invest a lot? I’m in your arms!”
Grass! I bet this guy is a very wounded man, no wonder he is so cynical! Yang Ming felt that what this guy was talking about must be a special case, but if it happened to him, he would treat it like a hundred.
"Today happens to be the registration day for new students in the School of Planning and Design, so I'm going to take this opportunity to see if there are any suitable freshman girls and grab one." The glasses senior revealed his lustful nature in just a few words.
Another boring guy, I thought he was a nerd. Yang Ming shook his head. However, having such an old man talk endlessly about the computer school for Yang Ming saved Yang Ming a lot of trouble. They even made it clear who to call if they failed in the exam, which teacher was strict in class, and which class did not call students by name.
"My name is Zhang Weihan. If you have any questions in the future, you can contact me directly! I am from the Student Union Life Department." The glasses senior enthusiastically handed Yang Ming a business card.
Won't? Do all student leaders now have business cards? Yang Ming took the business card and looked at it, my day!
Professional management: find people who have failed the course, draw questions before exams, and introduce short-term odd jobs and tutoring.
Seeing Yang Ming's surprised look, Zhang Weihan was a little embarrassed: "Haha, let's make some extra money. My mobile phone is on it. If you need anything, just call me!"
Yang Ming doesn't need the latter two items, but it seems that he can use the first two items in the future. College exams are different from high school exams. You can't get high scores just by cheating.
Teachers of many subjects in universities divide final grades into two parts: daily grades and paper grades. Usually it is 30-70, but there are also 50-50.
Your usual grade refers to the number of times you usually attend class. Generally, five to ten points will be deducted for each absence until all deductions are made. In other words, if your final grade is 50-50, even if your test score is correct on every question, but you miss too many classes and don't have your usual grade, then you still fail.
It was with this in mind that Yang Ming put the business card away. He nodded to Zhang Weihan and said, "Okay, I'll call you if anything happens. Isn't the charge too high?"
"Of course not, but if you predict that you will fail any subject, you'd better say hello to me in advance. You know, the people who grade the papers are all students, and I just need to get through this relationship. But after the results come out, it won't be very easy. It's easy to handle. That's what the teacher said. So the price before and after is different. If you contact me beforehand, it's usually 200 yuan, but you can get a full refund. It depends on the situation afterwards. If it doesn't work, you have to wait. Let’s talk about the make-up exam.” Zhang Weihan explained: “As you know, school management is very strict now, and it is rare for a teacher to violate discipline for a few hundred yuan!”