Yang Ming and Chen Mengyan came to the school cafeteria. Yang Ming first asked Chen Mengyan to occupy a seat, and then went to order food himself. Chen Mengyan's breakfast is very simple, usually white porridge and pickles. Yang Ming has bought it many times before, so he knows it without asking. Yang Ming ordered a basket of steamed buns himself, and then walked to Chen Mengyan's table.
However, I saw a couple arguing with Chen Mengyan.
"There is someone next to me. He went shopping and will be back soon!" Chen Mengyan said with a frown.
"Ha, you said there are people there when there are people?" The man with glasses bared his teeth and said to Chen Mengyan: "You want to say that all the seats in the canteen are occupied, do you think everyone has to go outside for a picnic? "
"Why are you so unreasonable? Look, there are already two sets of tableware here! Why are you still sitting here?" Chen Mengyan was a little unhappy. This person's words were really unpleasant.
"Ha! Do you think this is a university study room? Take out a notebook and write the words "occupy a seat" on it? Let me tell you, this is outdated!" The man with glasses grinned without any grace at all: "You're a freshman?"
"Handsome guy, ignore her. She's not a good guy at first glance. She might be giving her seat to some sweetheart!" The coquettish woman next to the man with glasses said to the man with the eyes.
handsome guy? It's so fucking disgusting. He looks more wretched than a mouse. Can such a person be called a handsome guy? Yang Ming felt like vomiting!
"What are you talking about!" Chen Mengyan was not that easy to mess with. Seeing that this girl spoke so harshly, I couldn't help but retort.
"Hey! You don't want to do it anymore?" The coquettish woman glared and said, "Looking at you, you look like you are dependent on men for food!"
"Pa!" As soon as the coquettish girl finished saying this, a bowl of steaming white porridge fell from the sky and was directly placed on her head. The juice poured all over her body, and rice grains flowed everywhere along her head. .
"I think I'd better give you some food first!" Yang Ming said lightly.
"Who! Who dares to throw porridge on my head!" The coquettish woman turned around with a red face and eyes, looking at Yang Ming behind her with a smirk on her face. She pointed at him and said angrily: "You **** are going to What are you doing!"
"I'll give you something to eat!" Yang Ming shrugged indifferently.
"Wow, yeah, yeah. I'll fight with you!" The coquettish woman reached out and grabbed Yang Ming.
"Stay there." Yang Ming pushed her, causing the coquette to stumble: "Don't think that because you are a woman, I don't dare to do anything to you. I'll beat you up even if you make me anxious!"
"Fuck you, I will die with you!" The coquettish woman picked up a broken bowl from the ground. Just like Yang Ming rushed over.
"Do you have that function?" Yang Ming looked at the coquettish woman with a mocking look, slapped the broken bowl out of her hand, and then said to the man with glasses: "Siyan, take care of your wife, don't let her Like a mad dog.”
"What's your name? Tell me your name!" The man with glasses said, his chest heaving with anger, pointing at Yang Ming.
"What, you still want to retaliate?" Yang Ming put the buns on the table and said to Chen Mengyan, "Eat the buns first, and the porridge will be wasted on the dog."
"Mom, who are you calling a dog?" The coquettish woman jumped up again: "Li Longshuai, he scolded me!"
"I know. I won't let him go!" The man with glasses nodded and pointed at Yang Ming and said, "Boy, if you have the guts, just tell me your name!"
"I don't have time to talk to you." Yang Ming said impatiently: "Go away quickly, I don't want to beat you."
"Huh, don't you say yes? Okay, if you dare, just sit here and don't move!" the man with glasses finished. He took out his cell phone and made a show of making a call.
"I won't move. If you want to find someone, hurry up. I have to go to class after dinner, so I won't accompany you." Yang Ming curled his lips and said.
"You can do it, you have the guts..." The man with glasses held the phone. I flipped through the phone book. After looking through it for a long time, I didn't dial any number.
"Li Longshuai. Don't you know so many people on the road? Give them a call and kill this little brat!" The coquettish woman shouted loudly, attracting the attention of many people in the cafeteria.
"Why don't I look for it? There are too many. I don't know who to look for!" the man with glasses thought, I just brag with you, how can I know so many people! Sister-in-law, if you weren’t so advocating school violence, why would I argue with you? I was just trying to scare that kid, but I didn’t expect him to accept this trick!
"Li Longshuai, you should hurry up, can't you find it?" The coquettish woman said impatiently: "There are so many people, wouldn't it scare him to death just to find one?"
"Oh, okay, I'll just find someone..." Li Longshuai had no choice but to find out the contact information of a social elder brother given to him by a former classmate. It is said that this person is very good in society. That classmate of his It's one of his younger brothers.
Can you show off for once and then talk about it? Li Longshuai dialed the contact information of the big brother in society: "Hey, please pass 8138607 for me. It said that Li Dagang's buddy was kicked out. Please call back 139... Huh? What? It was shut down four years ago?"
"..." Li Longshuai hung up the phone with a depressed look. Now, there are indeed not many people using paging, and it is common sense to shut down the phone. It's amazing that paging stations still exist.
"What's wrong? There are so many places with mobile phones, why are you calling!" The coquettish woman said with some displeasure: "Don't you know some Dao Brother, Wolf Brother or something!"
"I..." Li Longshuai said bravely: "I can contact such a person now..."
"Fuck! Li Longshuai, where did those people you told me about before come from? Did they make them up?" The coquettish woman frowned: "Are you entertaining me?"
"No...I...don't you like this? I just said that..." Li Longshuai ignored Yang Ming and the others and said bravely.
"Damn! You are so damn bad! I still believe you!" The coquettish woman rolled her eyes at Li Longshuai and said with disdain: "Looking like you look like this, you don't know anyone!"
"I... Wife, don't be angry. Can I contact my junior high school classmate when I get back soon?" Li Longshuai said with a smile.
"Don't call me wife, Li Longshuai, we broke up!" the coquettish woman said with a crooked mouth.
"This... other things, I really like you. Don't worry, my friend is said to be doing very well. If I go to him, I will definitely be able to deal with this little loser!" Li Longshuai promised.
"Hmph! It's nothing!" The coquettish woman snorted coldly: "Look at me!" She took out her mobile phone.
"Hey, Sister Yao? I'm Xiaolu. I was bullied in the cafeteria. Can you bring someone over?" The coquettish woman said, "Well... Okay, I'll wait for you here... "
"Sister Yao? Damn it, you asked the lady to come over?" Yang Mingqi asked.
"How dare you say that to Sister Yao? You are useless! Her partner can kill you, do you believe it?" The coquettish woman snorted and said, "If you can, just stay here and don't move."
"Okay, I'm not full. You buy me another basket of steamed buns, and I'll just sit here and eat for a while." Yang Ming said, "But I see you don't mean that. Okay, I'm leaving."
"You *** dare to leave!" The coquettish girl said anxiously: "You try to leave for a while. If you leave, you won't be able to hang out in this school!"
"What are your qualities? I really doubt how you got into college." Yang Ming glanced at the coquettish woman and said teasingly: "Are you born as a young lady?"
"Jing Xiaolu is a student specializing in art!" Li Longshuai quickly defended.
"Shut up. If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute!" The coquettish woman glanced at Li Longshuai with some displeasure. Only now did she realize why this boyfriend was such an idiot.
"Haha, Four Eyes, do you want something like this?" Yang Ming sighed regretfully to the man with glasses: "Brother, take care, I'm leaving."
"Stop!" Jing Xiaolu became anxious and pointed at Li Longshuai and said, "Go buy him a basket of steamed buns and let him sit here for a while!"
"Okay, I'll go now!" Li Longshuai nodded in agreement without thinking.
Yang Ming shook his head. Being a man to this point is quite extraordinary!
"Yang Ming, forget it, don't get along with them. Is there something wrong with you?" Chen Mengyan said worriedly.
"It's okay, someone is treating you so you don't get it for free!" Yang Ming smiled and said nonchalantly: "Who told these two guys to scold you on purpose? They should be punished."
"Hey, you just like to cause trouble. I don't know if it's good or bad." Chen Mengyan sighed slightly.
Not long after, Li Longshuai ran over with a basket of steamed buns, put the steamed buns on the table and said, "These are for you!"