054. I want to eat you
"Yang Ming, what are you thinking! Open your mouth wide and drool like a big crocodile!" Chen Mengyan was a little amused when she saw Yang Ming stupidly supporting his chin on the desk.
Drooling? Do I have it? Yang Ming raised his head. He was just studying the wasted transition of superpower brain cells during class, and was taking a break during the break. However, when a beauty came to him, of course he couldn't ignore her. Yang Ming smiled and said, "Yes, I just want to eat you!"
Chinese is really too broad and profound. Sometimes a sentence or even a word has several different meanings. Only in Chinese can such awesome and difficult questions appear.
Yang Ming's current sentence "I want to eat you" can have several interpretations:
1. I am hungry and I want to eat you. This is the original meaning. This situation often occurs between animals with one level of ferocity and one with low levels of ferocity. For example, a tiger says to a goat: I want to eat you.
2. Although I am not hungry, I hate you and I want to eat you to satisfy my hatred! This is an extended meaning. This situation often occurs between two enemies. For example, two people are fighting, and one party says: I want to eat you!
3. I miss you xo. This is a modern and popular meaning. It is used most frequently. In this case, it often happens to two lovers who are having sex. The man looks at the woman's charming appearance and wants to give her to her, but he can't say it clearly, so he says I Want to eat you. Or maybe the woman is very emotional and wants to dedicate herself to her boyfriend, but is embarrassed to say it so openly, so she can only say: You eat me!
The third situation is the most popular one, and is often widely used by people both on the Internet and in reality. For example, in the hotel in city B, classmate Zhao Yanyan fell in love with classmate Liu Lei and said to him: You can eat me now! (For detailed plot, please refer to Lao Yu’s complete urban rebirth Niu X novel "Rebirth Chasing Beauty", which is also an exciting book about the protagonist Niu X)
In this situation, Yang Ming said that I feel like I ate you, how could Chen Mengyan not want to be wrong! The relationship between the two people is a bit ambiguous to begin with, so it is easier to think of it.
So Chen Mengyan blushed and said, "What are you thinking!"
"What have I been thinking about?" Yang Ming looked at Chen Mengyan's coquettish look and was a little puzzled, "What have I been thinking about?" Can you also see my thoughts clearly? Could it be that the world is crazy now and the city is full of people with special abilities
"Hmph! A dog can't spit out ivory from its mouth, so it will take advantage of me verbally all day long!" Chen Mengyan rolled her eyes at Yang Ming, seeming to be dissatisfied with his dare.
Yang Ming was stunned for a moment, shook his head, and then realized that there was an ambiguity in what he said! But my conscience, I didn’t have any evil thoughts at that time, I just said it casually! There was no other way, Yang Ming could only smile and deal with it.
Fortunately, Chen Mengyan didn't want to get entangled with Yang Ming on this. She knew that if she continued to entangle, she would eventually be abducted by Yang Ming.
"I've read the paper for you. It's not bad, Yang Ming. Did you do it yourself?" Chen Mengyan put the corrected paper on the table.
"You don't believe me?" Yang Ming was very unhappy when asked.
"No, that's not what I meant!" Chen Mengyan suddenly realized that her words seemed to hurt Yang Ming's self-esteem a little, and she quickly explained.
"Haha, actually that's not what I meant just now." Yang Ming was referring to the "I ate you" thing.
"Ah?" Chen Mengyan didn't understand.
"It's okay. How about it? My hard work these days has been very effective?" Yang Ming didn't want to continue to dwell on this.
"Well, that's right, Yang Ming, I'm surprised that you have memorized so much in such a short period of time!" Chen Mengyan said with some admiration: "If it were me, I wouldn't be able to remember the knowledge that has been left behind for so long. pick it up!"
"Haha, don't even look at who I am!" Yang Ming didn't say the rest of the sentence, which was: I have glasses, do you have them
"Okay, don't be arrogant. Why don't you do these big questions?" Chen Mengyan asked, pointing to the big questions at the back of the paper.
"No." Yang Ming said truthfully: "I can memorize the basic concepts through memory, but not the big questions. There are too many comprehensive conditions involved, and it cannot be solved by simply applying formulas! "
Chen Mengyan heard what Yang Ming said and felt that it was indeed the case. What is needed to solve comprehensive problems is daily accumulation and mastery. With Yang Ming's current speed, it is already very good to be able to master it to this level in such a short period of time!
"Let me explain to you the ideas for solving these questions, as well as the key points for scoring! When you take the exam, if you encounter similar questions again, even if you don't know how to solve them, you won't write a blank word. Such comprehensive questions are divided into steps. For example, for this question about electric fields, you only need to list the basic formula i=qt, so you get 2 points of formula points!" Chen Mengyan said while writing on the paper He got excited: "Also, comprehensive questions are often divided into several small questions. For example, the first question is to find out how much electricity is. Then you can transform the formula i=qt into q=it. In this way, as long as you substitute the numerical value, it will be very easy. It’s easy to get the answer, this question has a total of 15 points, and I got the 5 points for the first question!”
Yang Ming was very moved when he saw that Chen Mengyan took the trouble to lecture him every day! What a kind girl! If you can become your girlfriend, it will be a blessing from your previous life!
In this era where examination rooms are like battlefields, who would sacrifice precious review time to teach others questions? Besides, telling others about your learning experience will mean that there will be one more competitor in the future after others know it. This kind of stupid thing is big Most people won't do it.
At the same time, Yang Ming was still a little ashamed. At that time, he took it for granted that he could not solve these big questions, so he did not take a closer look at them. He did not expect that the first question of these questions was so simple!
Although Yang Ming still couldn't understand some of the questions, he still listened carefully. He didn't want to let down Chen Mengyan's hard work. Regardless of whether Chen Mengyan really has a good impression of her, Yang Ming is very satisfied with everything now.
However, there are always some unscrupulous people who destroy such a harmonious atmosphere. \