Qin Wushuang smiled faintly: You have a mouth on your body and you have drank the wine. Can I still cover your mouth and prevent you from talking? "
The man chuckled, rolled his eyes a few times, and raised the sign in his hand: "I am Li Buyi, a fallen scholar, wandering around the world. wWW!QuAnBen-XIaoShuo!CoM I know a bit about the art of fortune telling. Shicai Xiaosheng looked at it from a distance and found it very strange. He said a few words that made him unhappy."
Seeing that Qin Wushuang was just silent, the man was not annoyed. He poured the wine without shame and drank three more glasses. Then he smiled and said: "Since ancient times, people have one face, and trees have one skin." . A person’s face records all the joy, anger, sorrow and joy. No matter how deep the city is, people will inevitably show off a few things. But your face is the strangest face I have ever seen. From your perspective, I I can’t see any fluctuations in your heart. It looks like you are smiling, but in fact you may not be laughing inside. Your expression and your inner fluctuations are completely inconsistent with each other, but why is this?"
Qin Wushuang's heart moved. He was wearing a mask on his face, so his happiness and anger would not show on the surface. But when this person said this, did he imply that he was wearing a mask, or was he really unable to figure out the mystery behind it? Qin Wushuang couldn't help but look at this person twice: "Li Buyi?" It's the nickname of Xiaosheng. Li Buyi smiled calmly. "Are you here to drink, or are you here to see the Prime Minister?" "Qian Wushuang asked with a smile but not a smile. "First, drink, second, look at the faces. It's just that you were born with different appearances, and I really can't see through it. Don't blame me, hahaha. "Li Buyi smiled and drank a few more glasses of wine. In the blink of an eye, he had already drank the wine glass. When he poured it again, he found that the wine jug was empty.
Li Buyi held the empty jug, glanced at the inside of the jug, poured it hard twice, and finally it dripped out, and stuck out his tongue to hold it down. After smacking his tongue a few times, he let it go without feeling satisfied.
Seeing Qin Wushuang looking at him, he didn't feel any embarrassment. Instead, he laughed twice and said as if he was pushing the envelope: "If you are willing to treat me to two more bottles of wine, Xiaosheng has a message here. Come on. This news is always worth ten jugs of wine. I will only exchange you for three jugs of wine, which is extremely cheap."
Qin Wushuang made a gesture and called the store clerk. Brother Kuang came over and saw Li Buyi. He couldn't help but look a little disgusted and said to Qin Wushuang: "Yetai, this bastard has been cheating and drinking here every day these days. Don't listen to his nonsense. How many guests passed by were made dizzy by what he said, cheated out of food and drink, and cheated out of gold and silver. It was not a good deal. Qin Wushuang nodded and said: "First serve three pots of good wine, and the dishes will be arranged as well." Come to the table. "
For Qin Wushuang, money is not an issue. He wanted to find out more about whether Li Buyi was a charlatan or a person with real abilities.
After all, even an innate spiritual martial artist cannot tell that Qin Wushuang is wearing a mask, but a little charlatan has better eyesight? I'm afraid there's something fishy here.
Now that I met a shopkeeper who was not short of money, even though the store clerk was kind-hearted, it was impossible for him to make money without making money. He shook his head and left with a bitter smile. The efficiency of this restaurant is really not slow, and the top-notch banquets were quickly arranged.
That Li Buyi was unceremonious, and his eating look, combined with his rather polite appearance, there are really only four words that can describe him as a very polite person.
Qin Wushuang was still watching with a smile. He wanted to take this opportunity to observe Li Buyi, but no matter how he observed, Li Buyi was always a virtuous person and never showed any sudden appearance at any moment. Just gobbling it down gives people the feeling that this person is a hungry ghost who has not been reincarnated.
After a long time, Li Buyi's turbulent aura finally calmed down. He put his greasy hands on the table and wiped them casually. After singing "Gourly", he looked at Qin Wushuang and pretended to be polite and cupped his hands: "Xiaosheng is setting up a stall here to watch." I've been Prime Minister for several months, but I've never had anyone as generous as you, Xiongtai. Don't you dare ask Xiongtai for your name?" "Wu Xinghe." Qin Wushuang naturally couldn't say the three words "Qin Wushuang", but It is a famous name from a previous life.
"Wu Xinghe?" Li Buyi was stunned for a moment, and he counted with his fingers, as if he was an expert from outside the world. Then his eyes were a little strange, and he looked at Qin Wushuang and muttered to himself, "No, no, no." "Why is it wrong? ?" "Just now Xiaosheng did some random calculations, and unexpectedly found that your life was impossible to calculate at all.
Xiaosheng's iron fingers pinched him, and there was no fate in the world that I couldn't count. But brother, you are very strange. Wu Xinghe...this name doesn't even make sense..."
Li Buyi smiled half-heartedly and looked at Qin Wushuang: "But I feel that you didn't make up your name. Why? Why?"
He stretched out his greasy hand and grabbed his head hard. He looked as if he hadn't washed his hair in decades and his head was covered with lice, scratching it up and down. He muttered: "What a strange thing. What a strange thing. Wu Xinghe. Wu Xinghe..." The fingers of the other hand were constantly making calculations, singing the words of Bali, as if he were an expert. At this point, Qin Wushuang almost 90% felt that he was just pretending. But he didn't expose it, stood up, and said with a smile: "Your Excellency, please take your time and I'll excuse you.
I paid for this banquet, and it’s hard for you to calculate it. It’s a lot of hard work anyway, isn’t it? "
Li Buyi was completely unaware and ignored Qin Wushuang's words. He just frowned, kept calculating, and looked extremely depressed. His expression looked very distressed and depressed.
Qin Wushuang sighed helplessly, saying that Yun Ren was a charlatan, and he had already obtained food and drink, so he should just give up when he saw the opportunity. Even if he is acting, he should be almost at Huohou-70. But this guy looks like he wants to continue the acting to the end.
"Tsk, tsk, even if he is an acting liar, his professionalism is worthy of this banquet." Chong Wushuang smiled bitterly in his heart and walked out. "If this person were in the previous life, relying on his acting skills alone, he would at least be the best actor. Level. It’s rare to be able to mix around eating and drinking and get into such a immersive situation.” Just as he was about to walk out, Yun Li Buyi gave a strange cry and shouted: “Don’t go, brother, don’t go first.” ." Qin Wushuang walked straight out without stopping.
Li Buyi, however, stuck to him like a dog-skin plaster. He stood in front of Qin Wushuang with a playful smile, and opened his hands to block Qin Wushuang's way. "Don't worry, don't worry, please tell me your date of birth." "No comment." Since Qin Wushuang believed that he was a charlatan, he would naturally not tangle with him any longer.
"No comment?" Li Buyi smiled, "That's okay, I have a special skill called 'Pulse Pattern Recognition Technique'. You only need to look at your handprints or match your pulse to know who you are." Birth date and horoscope. "Tai Wushuang chuckled and said: "If it can't be calculated, what should I do? Li Buyi looked at death with a look on his face: "I can't figure it out, so what do you say?" Tai Wushuang looked Li Buyi S1 up and down and said with a wry smile: "I see you are penniless. Even if you miscalculate, what can you lose?" It doesn’t count. Li Buyi gritted his teeth and said, "My calculation was wrong, so I ran away naked and will never set up a stall here again!"
Running naked? Isn't that LUO Ben? Qin Wushuang didn't have such a bad taste, and sighed helplessly: "Even so, it only makes passers-by laugh, which is of no benefit to me. It doesn't count."
Li Buyi held up the cards in his hand and shouted at the top of his lungs: "Free fortune telling, free fortune telling! Only three people, only three people! If you want to try it, sign up quickly."
Li Buyi roared loudly, and many passers-by along the street looked at him. Although Li Buyi doesn't look like a master of martial arts at all, since it's free, it's not in vain. Therefore, after a while, Li Buyi was crowded with people. "Sir, are you really not taking any money?" a passerby asked. Li Buyi was particularly generous: "If you don't take it, don't take it. If the calculation is wrong, I will give you a tael of silver."
There is such a good thing in the world? The enthusiasm of the passers-by was suddenly ignited, and they rushed forward in droves. At first, everyone just held a wait-and-see attitude and wanted to ask their luck for free.
But I heard from Li Buyi that he was wrong and actually still had money to repay. As a result, many people came here with the mentality of picking up a tael of silver for nothing. A few of them even made up their mind that even if this person's calculation was correct, they would still have to live and die on his miscalculation and blackmail him for a tael of silver.
Li Buyi glanced at Qin Wushuang proudly: "Brother, you can see if they are truly talented and knowledgeable. To avoid you saying that these people are my trustees, you can just pull three of them from the street and I will verify them for you one by one. .”
Although Qin Wushuang didn't believe that Li Buyi had such abilities, he still couldn't help but be curious after hearing his serious look. He glanced casually and waved to the waiter in the restaurant: "Ask him to do the math, and I'll give you five taels of silver."
The shop clerk was overjoyed and quickly wiped his hands on his body twice: "Easy to say, sir, whatever you want, I will cooperate with you."
Li Buyi said with a straight face: "You said earlier that I was Jiang Chao's magic stick, but you didn't arrange it for me. Aren't you afraid that I would make up lies to deceive you?"
The shop clerk said cheerfully: "If you want to make up some nonsense, feel free to make it up, but I won't believe it anyway."
The shop clerk was a bachelor. With one sentence, Li Buyi was speechless. He spread his palms and looked at them for a moment: "At the twenty-third hour of the first lunar month of the Jiazi year, one by one, one by one."
The shop clerk's expression changed obviously. He was so surprised that he retracted his palm tremblingly. He looked at Li Buyi blankly and said in disbelief: "How do you know?"
If Li Buyi acted somewhat like a master when he told the store clerk the birthday, then in the next S1, he behaved like a pure villain.
He said smugly: "Mean, this is the method. How can ordinary people understand my method? Now, do you still dare to say that I am a magic stick?" To be continued!