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Yes!
Two unhappy capitalists raised their sickles high:
"I'm also confused. What's going on? The fishing forum is not doing well! It used to be so active, but now no one asks me questions when I post something there."
It has been so many days, and these ten people are the only ones coming and going. Nine of them are fishing and one is working. The grass in the peach forest has been pulled out, but no new people have come.
Originally, everyone had reserved spots for the next day the day before, but now they can just skip that process because there is no one else.
Song Tan pondered seriously, "Is it because they can't catch any fish, so they secretly went to the forum to say bad things about us?"
"That's impossible..."
Although he said it was impossible, Zhang Yanping was actually very excited: "Maybe this is the reason!"
He thought about it and took out a long-range picture from his mobile phone. He saw a green pond with willows swaying in the spring breeze, and nine fishermen in different clothes evenly distributed around it.
A baseball cap, a windbreaker, a small stool, and a long fishing rod.
All of them are standard.
He posted the picture on Tieba. This time he didn't post his usual advertising post. Instead, he sighed:
These guys have been fishing for so many days, and they haven't caught more than three crucian carps weighing two taels, let alone big fish. Their skills are too poor!
As we all know, fishing can catch anything except fish, and it is especially easy to come up empty-handed.
But the problem is that they can say this, but others cannot.
Sure enough, someone immediately commented:
Is this a provocative post? If one person doesn't catch any fish, it's called empty-handedness. If ten people almost surround the pond, it's still empty-handedness? Is it possible that there are no fish in the pond at all
Zhang Yanping smiled slightly and posted the photo of the trap that Song Tan had set the day before.
Oh my goodness!
The entire forum was in an uproar.
At this time, a potential investor discovered a bright spot:
Wait, look at the guy in the front wearing a white windbreaker, isn’t he Brother xx from our forum
Zhang Yanping is very skilled at hyping up his own reputation, and now he quickly followed up with a reply:
Are you talking about this loach guy? Oh, he has been here for many days, but he can't catch anything except loaches. Now even minnows don't like to eat his hook.
Good job!
What an insult and contempt this is.
The comment section below the post was filled with blood and gore, and a fight broke out instantly.
At this time, the person who spoke at the beginning found the highlight:
I was wondering why these people haven't posted on the forum in recent times! How insidious! They secretly went fishing!
What kind of Feng Shui treasure land are you looking for? It's hidden away, and no one has heard about it.
…
Seeing that the time was ripe, Zhang Yanping decisively posted the original advertisement again.
The ten guys who responded first were all celebrities in the forum. When they just showed their backs and some iconic features, they were immediately identified one by one by netizens.
Everyone was excited, knowing that it was this cunning fisherman who concealed the good fish bite!
“Ding ding ding…”
In less than three minutes, Zhang Yanping's private messages were filled with applicants.
Song Tan watched the show on his phone and was very satisfied:
"Okay, that's them."
"But Brother Yanping, why don't you add a rule that one person can only fish for three consecutive days."
Three days is just enough time for them to make up their minds to buy things. If they don't buy anything within three days, there will be no point in procrastinating later.
Zhang Yanping nodded: "Tan Tan, we are indeed siblings. Look at how good we are at doing business!"
"If you ask me, I'd add one more rule: After the three-day fishing period is over, you have to wait a month before signing up again."
Good things always require some time to appreciate. Otherwise, who has the money to buy them continuously
The brother and sister looked at each other, and at this moment they both felt that their wallets were about to get fatter.
Song Tan raised his voice even higher: "Qiao Qiao, remember to go harvest honey after class this afternoon!"
We need to stock up more to show respect to new customers.
Those who are sitting by the pond and fishing have actually become Buddhists.
After not catching any fish for so many days, everyone felt calm, angry, and reluctant.
All kinds of emotions were twisted into a mess, forcing them to sit here day after day.
Not to mention, since the bottom line has been lowered again and again, now the minnows don’t mind it anymore.
This thing is wrapped in dough and fried in a pan. Oh, it's so delicious.
At this moment, Brother Loach heard the cell phone in his arms vibrating.
In order to avoid scaring the fish when fishing, everyone's cell phones are either on silent or vibrate. At this moment, Brother Loach puts up the fishing rod steadily, and then takes out his cell phone:
"Old Zhao... What's wrong? I didn't do anything. I just went out for a stroll... Really strolled... Who lied to you... What pond? I didn't fish... What photos..."
I was chatting and sweating profusely when I heard someone answer the phone on the other side of the pond:
"Hey, Lao Xu... Hey, don't listen to what they say online, they're all ads, they're just for the money... Don't disbelieve me! Do you know how much I spent the first time? More than 10,000! They're just ripping me off... I'm not lying to you, I'm really not lying to you..."
"… Why do you say I'm so picky that anything that costs money must be good? Do you know what it means to be frugal and manage the household well?"
"… The fish in the pond won't take the bait, it's so boring, I'm just afraid you'll get fooled… What? You've already signed up? Coming tomorrow? Impossible… We occupy… "
The two old fishermen looked at the phone that had been hung up, and at this moment they raised their heads, and everything was self-explanatory.
The next moment, they frantically flipped through their address books and picked out Zhang Yanping's name:
Sign up, sign up quickly!
No matter what time it is, you have to reserve tomorrow’s spot first!
Otherwise, once those gourmets come and taste the farm food, I don’t believe they will be able to move away!
However, before the message was sent out, we received a notification from Zhang Yanping:
Bro, I'm sorry, tomorrow's fishing spot has been taken by someone else...
The big guy with an empty wallet:…
After hanging up the phone, Zhang Yanping raised his eyebrows to Song Tan: "How is it? I am an okay customer service representative. Without me to handle these chores, you would be annoyed to death every day."
"Even so, you only pay me 1500 yuan. I am embarrassed to say that to you. Why can't you earn 1500 yuan now?"
Song Tan glanced at him and asked, "So are you going to do it?"
Zhang Yanping: …
"Go, go, go! Blood ties are only worth this little money..."
He is so ungrateful after getting an advantage.
Song Tan faked a smile: "What about blood ties, Brother Yan Ping? Otherwise, I will give you a salary of 3,500 yuan, and you don't have to take the share of fishing and buying meals."
Zhang Yanping calmed down instantly.
Ten people now eat thirty meals a day, pay for twenty of them, and give Song Tan two hundred yuan. He and his seventh cousin can each get two hundred yuan for each meal.
This doesn’t even include breakfast!