Wow, this melon looks really good, and it’s only 20 yuan per pound!
My tears of heartache flowed out of my mouth...
Wait! Is there something wrong with me, or are you guys too rich? Is 20 yuan a pound of watermelon cheap
The most expensive small melon in our boutique fruit shop is only 11.8 yuan per pound
You also said that the fruit in the boutique is close to 12 yuan.
The food at the host’s home is so delicious and only costs 8 yuan. I actually feel a little touched.
To be honest, I was a little touched. I must have been manipulated by the host.
The live broadcast room was completely forgotten.
Everyone was wandering around the melon field like wild beasts, and my seventh cousin, who was an expert at picking melons, was walking back and forth in the melon field with his hands behind his back, exclaiming from time to time:
“This melon is ripe!”
“This melon is so round!”
"Look at this, what a green color!"
The more they talked, the more their mouths watered. Da Wang and Da Bai tasted the residue from the smash and now huddled at the edge of the melon field, looking at Song Tan with eager eyes, which was simply heart-melting.
Dabai's neck was stretched out so long that if the cowpea vines and loofah vines next to it hadn't grown so densely, its neck would have been stretched into the gap.
The king didn't have a neck that long to stretch, but he made a tiny and pitiful humming sound from his throat, raising his two front paws alternately and looking at Song Tan pitifully.
The dog's face, which was originally fierce and domineering, is now relaxed and looks like a weak and helpless pug - who can resist this
Song Tan simply walked to the edge of the melon field, touched one that was almost ripe, and then punched it!
Very lightly and skillfully, the melon is cut into two halves.
The difference is that half accounts for 80% and the other half only accounts for 20%.
Twenty percent goes to Dabai.
It made a "ga ga" sound, then flapped its wings and dived forward!
The other one was placed in front of the eager king, who also let out an excited "woof" and then ate it with a "crunch, crunch" sound without even raising his head.
Dabai's goose mouth made a sucking sound, but the more he ate, the more he felt something was wrong, because the watermelon under the dog's head next to him... seemed to be much bigger than his own!
It raised its head, and looked at the king with its small eyes, then at Song Tan.
“Gah!”
Song Tan remained calm: "Don't worry, although your portion is smaller, you are also small, right?"
"Besides, you are not picky about food, right? I will give you some melon rind later. After you finish the flesh, the rind will be refreshing and will help you relieve internal heat. You can eat it slowly."
“Gah!”
Dabai was a little unhappy.
Anyone who knows which tastes better, the flesh or the rind.
Besides, who said the king was so big? In its eyes, the king was only a little bit big.
However, after all, he was a companion living with it, so Dabai looked at him reluctantly for a few times, but finally agreed.
The king on the side quietly lowered his ears and continued to eat with a cackling sound. The more he ate, the more cautious he became, and the less he raised his head.
Song Tan took a look and felt that something was not right. He lowered his head and couldn't help but laugh.
"My king, why are you so greedy? You didn't even leave any melon rind for Dabai!"
Yes, it is eaten so cleanly and thoroughly. Eat the red flesh first, then the white edge, and finally the thin layer of emerald green skin. It's amazing that it can be eaten so cleanly and clearly!
Even so, he still chewed up a piece of Kaka and swallowed it all. Just this effort of not wasting, is it... worthy of praise
Everyone in the live broadcast room was already numb from watching it.
What else can I say? People are not as good as dogs, not even as good as geese.
Oh, what's that! Streamer, I can eat cleaner food than your dog.
If you don't believe me, you can send one to me and I'll eat it for you to see.
Stop it. It doesn't matter how far the abacus beads fall. They can't reach the host's heart.
Good fellow, just to eat a melon, you have no dignity as a human being! I am different, I can eat more cleanly than that goose!
At this moment, Zhang Yanping was holding a carefully selected melon in his arms. When he passed by the mobile phone stand, he remembered it and looked at the number of viewers.
Wow, almost 20,000!
Next we are eating melons, are you still watching? It’s not appropriate... We are eating while you watch..."
He was a dark and strong man, and he looked shy and embarrassed. His fans felt their eyes burning and subconsciously turned their heads away.
However, the next moment he turned back and used the last bit of his peripheral vision to type out a line of words:
look!
I just want to see it, I don't spend any money
I don't do it for watermelon, but I just like watching eating shows
I am different. I just want to see if you have any new methods and skills to eat melons. Let me first say that I use my mouth.
Zhang Yanping: …
I don't really understand your enthusiasm for surfing the Internet.
But he just smiled innocently: "That's not appropriate. Your teacher Qiao Qiao is holding the melon and has no hands to broadcast live. Why don't you just stop broadcasting-"
Wait! When did he use his hands during live broadcast? Hey, don't go.
The live broadcast room is closed.
Zhang Yanping simply picked up the tripod and went down the mountain happily.
…
We came back under the scorching sun and everyone felt a little hot. Zhang Wang's family hadn't had a baby yet, so he just put the melons at the door and was ready to leave.
Song Tan couldn't stop him no matter what, and in the end he had no choice but to give him one of the melons.
But Xin Jun wiped the sweat from his head:
“Should the melon be put in the refrigerator?”
"No need," Song Youde said with a smile, "You young people don't know how to take care of your body. It's only a few months now and you want to eat iced food? Take a dip in the pool over here, and splash some cool water. You can still eat it later and it will be refreshing and cool."
At the same time, he was reminiscing about his childhood: "If there was a well, I could hang the melons in it. The taste would be... even fresher than in a refrigerator!"
"That's easy!"
Song Tan pointed to the bamboo forest downhill ahead:
"Isn't there an old well there?"
Although no one has fetched water for a long time, isn't now the perfect time
But the well mouth is too small to fit the large basket.
So she put a few round melons into two baskets of appropriate size, tied them with hemp ropes, and carried them by herself, rushing to the well at the speed of lightning.
Then immerse the whole basket in deep water and tie the rope to a tree nearby.
Just wait!
…
But... knowing that there is melon but no one can eat it, everyone feels like the day is passing by like a year!
Fortunately, Song Youde had quickly assigned tasks to everyone to kill time:
"Qiao Qiao, go and ask our secretary Zhu to come and eat watermelon."
"Tan Tan, hand me the basket. Your uncle said he wants fried watermelon rind with peppers for lunch. I'll go pick some green peppers."
The chili peppers they use to make the sauce are too spicy and not suitable.
Song Tan was stunned: "Watermelon rinds are also being cooked? What do the other treasures, pigs, chickens and ducks eat?"