Song Tan stood in the yard, trying to make room for the tumbling Dabai, and rubbed Dawang's dog head, looking so happy.
"Right - left - legs, legs, legs - oh, old lady Zhou, why didn't you listen? I warned you but you just wouldn't hide... Look! Oops! You bit me again!"
She spoke slowly, but Old Lady Zhou was furious - is that what you call a reminder? The sound of the goose's beak is faster than your voice!
“What a bullshit wake-up call! I… I’ll sue… I’ll sue the court…” She gasped and swore—she originally wanted to say something dirtier and more offensive, but now she was out of breath and couldn’t say any more.
Song Tan looked innocent:
"Look at you, you are old, how can you talk like that? I don't like you, what does it have to do with me? With those wounds on your body, you went to the hospital and they couldn't even find a minor injury. If you want to sue me, go ahead!"
Isn’t it!
Old Mrs. Zhou looked down and saw that it was just a little red! This goose must be a spirit!
She is so angry!
What made me even more angry was Song Tan's words:
"Besides, this goose is not mine, it belongs to my grandfather. My grandfather is so old, if the police come or the case goes to court, isn't it also a matter of mediation?"
"Mrs. Zhou, please bear with me. I think Dabai likes you very much. Don't worry, he knows his limits and won't do any harm."
Good job!
This made Old Mrs. Zhou almost fuming!
She turned a corner, and when she saw Dabai jumping up, she endured the pain, took out a hoe, and turned around to smash it towards Dabai!
However, how could an old lady like her defeat Dabai, who was now so agile and nimble
I saw Dabai flash to the side, and then with a "click" sound, a fierce look appeared in his eyes!
When she lowered her head again, it jumped up with a pair of short wings flapping and bit the inside of Old Mrs. Zhou's arm!
“Ouch—”
“Bang!”
The hoe fell to the ground, and the handle of the hoe that had been passed down for many years by Lao Yumu hit her instep bone directly...
This time, Old Mrs. Zhou really cried out in pain.
"Be good!"
Song Youde and Wang Lifen were in the main room listening to the noise. Then they looked at Dabai's frantic movements and could not help but marvel at the noise:
"We have raised Dabai for many years, how come we didn't realize it was so smart? It even knew not to bite it!"
In the main room, everyone was amazed.
Song Tan never underestimated Dabai's cleverness. Just look at the way she usually nags people - facing Sun Shouping, whom she disliked, she first nags him and then does not let go, but the force is not strong, it is obvious that she wants to scare him.
Just look at Zhang Yanping's description that Sun Shouping just needed to take two steps to get an idea of the strength of the situation.
But facing a hunchbacked old lady like Mrs. Zhou, it would take a bite, now and then, frequently, but not too much.
He is a master of measuring the right measure.
It's just... it specifically pinches those sensitive areas, the inner thighs and inner arms. No matter whether you are a man or a woman, old or young, those areas are definitely sensitive and fragile.
Just a sip...
Look, isn’t Old Mrs. Zhou crying for her parents
You know what, on a hot day, having one in the afternoon is quite refreshing.
…
At this moment, Old Mrs. Zhou could not help but squat down because of the pain. Her body was full of burning pain. Even under the slit collar and on her fragile belly, there were several red marks from being twisted.
What hurts more is the instep.
The hoe handle was heavy, and it hit the protruding bone right down there, so that she couldn't even make a sound to scream.
After a long while, he finally started to cry out:
"My feet, my bones!"
In the main room, Wu Lan began to worry: "Don't let her bones get broken, or she will make trouble again... I would rather throw money into the water to hear the sound than let this kind of person get away with it!"
Who says it’s not!
However, Song Tan looked over and saw that the old lady had never felt any pain because she had no moral integrity. As a result, she was strong and had a good appetite. Look, her bones were also quite strong.
"It's okay," she consoled him, "You took the hoe yourself, you loosened your hand, and you got a big bump on yourself, but you didn't break any bones, you're fine."
After hearing this, Old Mrs. Zhou felt even sadder.
However, I don't know if Dabai understood it, at this moment he aimed at Old Lady Zhou's butt and pinched it hard!
Oh my goodness! Old Mrs. Zhou jumped up like a monkey, then covered her butt and rushed out the door in a panic!
"Don't go!"
Song Tan actively chased after him for two steps: "Why are you running so fast? Don't fall. I'll wait for you to sue me-"
Behind him, seeing that Song Tan also wanted to play, Dabai became even more excited, and made another crazy and strange sound of "Ga, goose, goose", then lowered his head, clattered and slapped his feet and rushed forward onto the concrete road!
Old Mrs. Zhou was so frightened that she trembled all over and limped away even faster.
Looking at the fleeing figure, Song Tan knew that the old lady would never dare to leave through her door again, and was probably avoiding the back mountain.
but…
She thought about it, and at this moment, she turned her wrist slightly, and a trace of spiritual energy was quickly ejected. Then, like a meteor, it caught up with the back of Old Lady Zhou.
The next moment, Old Mrs. Zhou felt a coolness on her skin, and she could even feel the friction of the old fabric.
The burning pain on top became even more unbearable!
She couldn't help it finally, and while she shed tears, she sped up more and more miserably.
In the yard, Song Tan was also very satisfied.
Although the accumulation of spiritual energy was very slow after returning to my hometown, because I kept using it, my control was better than before.
This tiny bit of spiritual energy can neither nourish the body nor strengthen the blood, it can only increase Mrs. Zhou's sense of pain...
Not bad, not bad!
She brought out a watermelon from the side room, and with a punch, it broke into two roughly equal halves.
When Dabai came back, shaking his head and looking proud and arrogant, he quickly gave the other half to it and the king:
"Eat! This big piece is all yours. Today we'll only eat the pulp and feed the rind to the pigs!"
"Oh my, our Dabai is so amazing! So great... What would this family do without you..."
Dabai stood there with his neck stiff for a moment.
That is to say, the owner who usually just pinches its neck and lifts it up and swings it around actually has the moment to praise himself
Although I didn’t quite understand what he said, I could definitely feel the emotion!
At this moment, it raised its neck, made a wild cry of a goose, and then suddenly thrust its head down and bit directly into the red flesh in the center of the watermelon!
For a moment, the goose and the dog were eating happily!
In the main room, everyone looked left and right, and finally couldn't help but burst into weird laughter that was no less than Dabai's.
What a wonderful drama!
Even Wu Lan and Wang Lifen couldn't help laughing: "After all these years, we finally see Old Lady Zhou get humiliated - it's so satisfying to see!"