Song Tan’s Chronicle

Chapter 495: 494. Rhetoric

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Song Tan has already rolled up his sleeves - let's see who is shameless enough to bully a child!

However, when she put her face in front of the camera and looked at the comments flashing by quickly, a hint of doubt appeared in her eyes.

Well... the comments are pretty friendly too!

It didn't sound like anyone was scolding anything.

But soon, she looked at Xiao Jiang who also had a dazed look on her face at the top of the video and frowned, "Excuse me, what did you just say? Did you say that our Qiao Qiao was guilty of selling peaches?"

"You're crazy! I'm selling peaches from my own garden, why should I feel guilty? You can buy them if you want!"

Wow!

My sister is so fierce and beautiful!

Qiao Qiao watched from the side, her eyes sparkling.

Xiao Jiang: …

As expected, he also recovered from this sudden beauty attack, and at this moment, he also tensed his expression: "Did the host say he couldn't win, so he called for help?"

"Why, I told you that your peaches are not worth 80 yuan at all, are you upset? You are clearly trying to rip us off and make a quick buck, yet you are still making so much nonsense!"

Song Tan raised his eyebrows: "Why don't you take a hammer and knock on your head first and see, have you ever bought peaches from my family? You say they are not worth it - no one has ever said that my things are not worth it after I sold them!"

Wow! I have to say, my sister is so confident!

She is so strong! I love her so much!

I feel like... she's really confident about her stuff.

I can't afford peaches, so I'll buy a tea bag and white fungus to try.

Xiao Jiang was confused by her direct attitude.

Just...are you so tough in speaking in the live broadcast room

Is it to create a straightforward personality

But now it’s a quarrel. There is no advantage at all in creating this character to sell peaches. Instead, it will make netizens feel disgusted!

He looked at the comments with a sly delight—

You are not allowed to even think about it. It is a sin to even think about it!

You thought I would quarrel with you, and then you would have a chance? I tell you no! Not at all!

The two Wang Zuxians upstairs are arguing very lively hahaha

To be honest, although this beautiful sister sounds fierce, what she said seems to be correct.

Yes, Xiao Jiang, you didn't buy their products before the live broadcast, so we didn't see the unboxing video.

Xiao Jiang became anxious.

When he was fighting against counterfeiting before, he would at least buy some of the products. But in recent times, he has been lazy because he has tasted the sweetness, so he did not buy them first, but just let his assistant check them...

Nowadays, when people quarrel, it is inevitable that two of them will be unrighteous.

But, it doesn’t matter, he will eventually let netizens know who is truly working down to earth!

At this moment, I also raised my chin:

"What's the point of being so aggressive and unreasonable? How delicious must your peaches be to be worth 80 yuan per pound? I'm afraid you can't even tell it yourself."

Song Tan looked up and down at the camera:

"You... you don't want me to give you a basket of peaches for free, and then pay you to give me a good review, right?"

"Otherwise, why would you complain that my things are too expensive for no reason... What's wrong with being expensive? Did it cost you a penny?"

"Hehe, you look so ordinary, but you have beautiful thoughts!"

Like Qiao Qiao, Song Tan has no idea what the winning elements are in an argument.

But that doesn't stop her from being irritating.

For example, at this moment, she handed the mobile phone holder to Qiao Qiao:

"Hold it, shoot it at me! If you are looking for trouble, just treat it as fake."

Then he picked five peaches from the tree.

"Aren't you asking why my peaches are sold at 80 yuan per pound? Come, let me tell you—"

Qiao Qiao held four peaches in her T-shirt. She held one in her hand and tossed it up and down. Then she looked at the angle of the live broadcast room and shouted:

"Your Majesty!"

In an instant, a huge figure came running towards the outside of the garden.

That majestic figure!

That brave posture!

That super invincible king!

He appeared in front of the camera again, shocking everyone in Xiao Jiang's live broadcast room into silence.

Qiao Qiao was overjoyed:

Here he comes! Our king comes!

My Lord! My Lord!

The king is so handsome

"Come, watch carefully."

Song Tan threw the peach in his hand. Without any instructions, the king just raised his body slightly, opened his mouth, grabbed the peach, then lay down with satisfaction, pressed it with his two front paws, and ate it all up with a crunch.

With a final crunch, it crushed the peach pit. Its wet nose moved back and forth inside, and its tongue rolled away the tiny bit of peach kernel.

The whole process went smoothly and took less than a minute in total.

"Is it delicious?" Song Tan asked.

"Woof!"

The king looked at her eagerly and wanted more.

Xiao Jiang: …

Live broadcast room: To be honest, this dog eats the peach so fast that I really believe it is delicious.

What the hell! Usually, they eat a lot of meat and fish! Now they are so happy to eat a peach!

No matter what, I'll buy a box and try it out

He eats so fast, I'm so greedy!

I'll buy a box to try.

Song Tan glanced at the barrage of comments, and then he felt a little relieved.

Xiao Jiang still sneered and said stubbornly: "It's a dog's nature to love to eat. It even thinks shit is good—"

"Your mouth stinks," Song Tan interrupted him, "Who ate shit more, you or the dog?"

"You want to get my peaches for free? Dream on! I won't even give them to you to feed pigs."

"Let's go, Jojo."

As she spoke, she took Qiao Qiao to the chicken coop in the woods and threw another peach in.

In an instant, the whole chicken coop was in an uproar!

Roosters, hens and pheasants were trying their best to squeeze in!

The little heads trembled as they pecked upwards, and they were overjoyed when they got a bite. There was even a fight between two groups of people with the sound of clucking. In the woods, grass leaves, dust and chicken feathers were flying everywhere.

Not long after, the peach seemed to be eaten by locusts again. Even the peach pit was pecked clean, and a few long-tailed young ones were reluctantly digging through the cracks.

This time, no one in either Qiao Qiao's or Xiao Jiang's live broadcast room was able to speak.

Just...how do they eat so fast

Impossible! Why are these chickens acting like they've seen a magic pill

Wait! Didn't you notice there are two pheasants in this chicken coop

Good fellow, the anchor raised Guoyi! He can be tortured!

Song Tan glanced at the comments and said nonchalantly, "The case has been prepared. People from the Forestry Bureau have been here."

However, the comments in Qiao Qiao's live broadcast room were full of sadness:

I never expected that the host and his family would not be watching me when they watched the barrage for the first time.

The host really has someone else in his heart

This psychopath Xiao Jiang! Anchor, are you jealous of the 1.6 million viewers

That’s right, the number of viewers of Xiao Jiang’s live broadcast room has dropped to 1.6 million.

The number of viewers on Qiao Qiao's side has reached an unprecedented 170,000, and the number of fans has soared to 50,000!

Little did he know that Zhang Yanping was so excited that he was almost about to burn incense to the God of Wealth.

However, Song Tan didn't have time to look at the data, so he was even more rude:

"Anyone of you who sells peaches can try it in the chicken coop. If you can achieve this effect, I'll give you 10 kilograms for free!"

Although I have never raised chickens, I think it should be impossible

Having raised chickens, this kind of scene is impossible.

Although, the host used dog and chicken to express deliciousness, which opened my eyes.

What a vivid rhetoric! I will buy it now!

Isn't it just 80 yuan per pound? I can eat chicken, why can't I

I'm different. I ordered two boxes and ate the same one.