The noise at the door was as expected; someone was indeed causing trouble.
Qiao Qiao had just squeezed past when she heard the middle-aged woman's loud and clear voice shouting:
"I'm right! Isn't this just a black tour guide ripping people off? I tell you, I've eaten more salt than you have eaten rice. As soon as he sticks his butt out, I know what shit he's going to do! I won't be fooled, you deserve to be fooled!"
Qiao Qiao paused instantly.
Everyone in the live broadcast room was looking around, but they couldn't avoid the direction of the camera. At this moment, they could only listen to Liulu and watch Qiao Qiao, and soon they were amused by the pain on his face.
Hahahaha, although the 100 self-service is a rip-off, the anchor is worth it
It's so funny, please turn the camera so I can see this lady.
The elder sister's metaphor is quite good, but it is too graphic and unnecessary...
Does anyone really know what the tour guide is doing when he poops
Eating, eating. The host hasn’t eaten enough, how can he talk about such topics!
As a side note, what this lady said was harsh but she was not wrong. She was indeed ripping people off, wasn't she
Not really, I've been here before, the cliff restaurant is indeed worthy of its reputation. The same dishes here in the peak season, a meal costs 168
Yes, yes, yes, 168 even has to queue up... Because of the nearby sea area, there is nothing else to eat except the expensive instant noodles in the hotel downstairs.
What the hell is going on? Am I CPU-depleted? When I think about eating a full meal at the cliff buffet in the scenic area for 100 yuan, I feel relieved!
To be honest with you, I just came back from the amusement park. I spent 200 yuan and not only was I not full, I had to stand with a plate while eating. Now I’m really envious…
The topic gradually went off track, which shows that contemporary netizens are very good at self-management and self-reflection when traveling.
Meanwhile, the girl with a red face also looked angry:
"What you think is what you think. If you don't want to eat, then don't eat. Why are you talking so harshly? I eat ours, it's none of your business!"
The girl's cursing skills were quite average, so the middle-aged woman immediately became more arrogant: "Oh my, who was I talking about? All morning, you relied on your wealth to look down on us for bringing our own food, and you even joined the men around you in mocking my family... Tsk tsk tsk, and now you're saying it's none of my business!"
She raised her eyebrows and said, "You have money, go ahead and eat it! I want to see if you enjoy eating this hundred-dollar shit!"
What, what is going on here
The tour guide was stuck in the middle, and the expression on his face could no longer be concealed by the mask of pain.
The comments were even more densely packed:
What what what eats shit
I don't know what it tastes like but it sounds delicious.
What does it mean to sing the same tune and ridicule people who eat shit? Give me a complete plot introduction.
You guys are going to make me die of laughter! What the hell is going on? It's obvious that the older woman felt that the younger girl had mocked her before, so she was looking for an opportunity to make a scene -
Don't panic, let me sort it out -
First of all, the woman had rushed into the girl twice before, probably because she felt that she was ridiculed by the girl for bringing food.
Waiting for the analysis of the boss
Squat in line
Secondly, the woman was holding a grudge, and this time there was a 100-yuan seafood buffet, so she thought she had found her chance, so she immediately stepped forward to mock and avenge her previous humiliation.
So the question is, have you ever ridiculed someone before
To be honest, when she taunts, she really attacks indiscriminately...
Zhang Yanping and Xin Jun lagged behind and were surrounded by people who were also joining in the fun. Now they could no longer get to the core of the story and were so anxious!
!
He frowned subconsciously!
The next moment, for some reason, the crowd around him froze, and the men and women who were trying to squeeze in stopped for a moment. Xin Jun felt that his breathing space was freed up, but he saw that the people around him who were trying to join in the fun had changed their direction and slid past Zhang Yanping obediently.
Zhang Yanping: …
His face was dark, his brows were knitted tightly, and his expression seemed to suppress and seal a hundred fists as big as sand bowls. But the words he said were innocent:
"What's going on? Why isn't it crowded anymore?"
Xin Jun: …
He took a rare step back and looked at Zhang Yanping carefully, and finally thought:
"If I had known this... you would be the first one in the queue from now on..."
Zhang Yanping: …
He didn't understand.
Qiao Qiao always thinks directly about the core of the problem. Even without looking at the comments, she can quickly understand the story.
He understood!
At this moment, the little girl lost the argument and was about to cry:
"You, you are crazy! Who mocked you? What does your inferiority complex have to do with us? Now you are spewing shit here!"
How can this be? !
The woman's neck seemed to be pulled by someone out of thin air, and her aura became taller and more powerful:
"Huh? Little girl, have some shame! When we had breakfast at the hotel this morning, you were still insisting that it was free. What's wrong with me taking more? It's just that everyone in the family can take five, six, seven or eight tea eggs. It's none of your business!"
Each person... five, six, seven or eight tea eggs
Auntie, are you really not choking? This is an island, the average temperature is 35 degrees, you are eating dry tea eggs in such a hot sun
However, the other party obviously didn't think there was anything wrong, and became even more proud and complacent:
"We know how to live when we travel, do you think we are all the same as you, coming out to eat this hundred dollar shit!"
Everyone: …
However, this map cannon made everyone very unhappy.
At this moment, not to mention the confused little girl, even Qiao Qiao thought for a long time before reacting: "Auntie, you eat so many tea eggs in one breath? Will you fart and burp and smell bad? Do you want some water?"
"Auntie, the hotel's breakfast is 38 yuan a portion, and everyone is self-service, it's not shit! Did you eat too much of the 38 yuan and now you feel wronged?"
He looked sincere and serious:
"It doesn't matter whether you eat the 100 yuan one or not, Auntie, don't eat too much shit... ah, sorry, I mean eating too much and getting an upset stomach."
There was silence all around.
After a moment, someone in the audience suddenly burst into laughter, and then the whole place was filled with laughter.
A line of words floated slowly in the barrage that the host did not pay attention to: Sure enough, sincerity is the killer skill!
Special move +1
38 shit... Sorry auntie, I mean don't eat too much, hahahaha, the anchor is going to make me die of laughter
Teacher Qiao Qiao is really good at education!
The tour guide's tense expression relaxed as well, and he just wiped the sweat off his face when he saw the angry woman in front of him suddenly jump up and throw the plastic bag in her hand at him!
"ah!"
The tour guide subconsciously stretched out his hand to block it, and then he felt a sharp pain in his arm. He saw a burly man with a dark face standing next to him, also raising his arm to block it.
"You dare to hit someone?!"