Song Tan’s Chronicle

Chapter 567: 566. The shame of youth

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The package has indeed arrived.

When Brother Zhang walked in carrying a huge human-shaped courier wrapped in layers of gray-green snakeskin bags, Song Tan was shocked!

"What is this?!"

Wu Lan heard the noise and came out, now looking at the thing with a vigilant look.

Brother Zhang snorted and put the humanoid thing on the ground, sweating all over: "I don't know! I thought the clothing model you bought... it's for your family anyway, it's so big, it's hard to fit into the car."

But if she's a fashion model, she's too big, over 1.8 meters tall from head to toe - are they planning on selling men's clothing

Song Tan handed over the scissors: "You will know if you open it."

Wow, the snakeskin bag and the layers of tape were so tight that not a single drop of water could leak out. Three people used scissors to rip it open before they succeeded.

Everyone was silent.

Yan Ran, who followed out of curiosity, smiled dryly: "You guys... are quite childish."

Tang Xiaodong, on the other hand, exclaimed “Wow!” and quickly came closer: “What a huge Tiga! My favorite, hahaha, it looks so good! Oh, this design is great, the feet can stand firmly on the ground!”

He reached out and turned the blue fluorescent light on Tiga's chest, only to see that it instantly turned a dangerous red, flashing continuously and making a rapid "bibo-bibo-" alarm sound.

"Wow..." Tang Xiaodong's eyes were about to light up like its chest: "It's so meticulously done! This must have cost a lot of money, right?"

Brother Zhang stared at the Ultraman in front of him in amazement. Hearing this, he subconsciously looked at the price tag on his back: "1288."

"Could it be that Qiao Qiao bought this himself?"

Ulan blurted out.

The Ultraman, who had nowhere to go, was carried by Song Tan to Qiao Qiao's room - except for him, no one in the family could tolerate having such a thing in the house (except Tang Xiaodong).

But Tang Xiaodong is still sleeping on a hard bed with Professor Song. Even if he wants to buy one, he is afraid of scaring his master at night. He can only watch Tiga disappear on the stairs...

Brother Zhang unscrewed his cup as he knew how to do it, and filled it with tea water from the bucket before taking a breath.

"How many orders today?"

Wu Lan pointed to the pile in the corner and said, "Didn't you go to give gifts yesterday? Yesterday and today, there are 17 orders in total."

Huh

Brother Zhang was stunned: "Can't we only make 6 straw mats a day? Has the production increased?"

"That's not the case."

Wu Lan explained: "Weren't you absent yesterday? We cleaned the pond and sold the fish. We just had some small fish and shrimp this morning. We dried them at home, so we just mailed them out."

There is one in the imperial capital, and the other is led by Professor Song and his three disciples.

Look, there are exactly 17!

Brother Zhang was struck by lightning!

"Did you sell fish yesterday?"

Why did he suddenly sell fish? He drank too much at the wedding yesterday and didn't drive over in the afternoon. Song Tan also said there was no rush and they could post it together today...

Why are you selling fish

How come he missed it

"What kind of fish? How do you sell it? Do you have any more?" He asked with a sad face and without hope.

Wulan laughed and said, "I left 6 crucian carps for you. I don't charge you any money. I gave them to you. But I put them back into the pond. I can't give them to you now."

Such a diligent courier boy always helps out when the girl is busy, so Wu Lan thought it was only right for him to give him a few fish.

Although they said they kept a few, in fact there were more than thirty. After all, some of the crucian carp were really small, and we were eating them at home, so of course they would be fresher if we caught them as we ate them.

With Song Tan here, what can’t be caught by using a ground trap

"Isn't your wife about to give birth? Let me know when she does, and I'll ask Tan Tan to get the fish out of the trap again."

Brother Zhang was so moved that his eyes turned red!

According to the local custom, women should eat more crucian carp after giving birth, as it can replenish nutrition and increase milk production. His father-in-law has been looking for a place to buy wild crucian carp recently!

He knew that the things from Song Tan's family were of the best quality and also very expensive. It was said that there were six crucian carps, but the price would probably be several hundred yuan!

And this is not something that can be measured by money!

I have him in my heart!

Brother Zhang opened his mouth and finally said only one sentence: "Wait for my baby's full-month banquet, and you guys have to come no matter what you say!"

Who would have thought that Song Tan was even more single than him: "You can go, but I won't give you any gifts!"

Brother Zhang was instantly happy: "No, no, no!"

The two young men looked at each other and understood each other very well.

Song Tan thought:

Giving away fish and giving away money at the same time, isn’t that too much of a loss

Brother Zhang thought:

Giving fish is a token of friendship. Giving money as a gift means that if there is any problem between the two families, they will have to keep sending money back and forth... It's troublesome!

Only Wulan glared at her and said, "What are you talking about!" The exchange of gifts and favors is a custom in the village; it's the rule.

Song Tan didn't care: "What kind of rules are these! If you don't send me off, I won't send you off either, so we don't have to keep track of the return gifts... When it comes to socializing among young people today, Brother Xiao Zhang and I have the final say!"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Brother Zhang was also very happy: "When I married my wife, I didn't want any gift money. I have to go back and forth to look through the account books, which is very troublesome."

"But my mother said that she gave away so much money that it would be a loss if she didn't take it back... Song Tan, we agreed that you don't want to give away a penny!"

As he spoke, he packed his bags swiftly:

"This package... dried fish and shrimp? A total of 8 kilograms. Where should I send it to?"

"Oh, this is mine." Professor Song walked over and showed him the detailed address: "Send it here, I'll pay for the courier myself."

"Okay!" Brother Zhang moved quickly: "Then I'll give you the same price as Song Tan. Uncle, you don't know that our store is entirely supported by Song Tan, hahahaha!"

Issue order, paste order, scan...

"Okay! Let me take a look at this five-jin bag. Are they fish and shrimp?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Tang Xiaodong came over and said, "Your Fengfeng Express is not cheap, right? What's the price at Song Tan's?"

Brother Zhang was proud: "But we are fast, and we deliver to your door! Song Tan's starts at 4 yuan... Don't worry, your order is 10 yuan."

Tang Xiaodong smiled embarrassedly: "I don't think it's too expensive, I'm just curious - here, this is the address, the packages for the three of us are the same."

While watching Brother Xiao Zhang placing the order, Tang Xiaodong looked at Song Tan guiltily, feeling really embarrassed.

He was called and said that the teacher brought them here, saying that they were going to the countryside to help farmers, but after being here for a few days, they haven't done any serious work!

We took a look at the mountain and found that the surveying and mapping drawings were roughly done, but the specific planning has not been started yet!

Then they slept on the straw mats that cost more than a thousand dollars for free (they actually paid for a few and sent them back), and had such delicious meals, tea, soup and snacks every day that they ate until their bellies were full!

Just like that, they asked for four pounds of dried fish and one pound of dried shrimp and said they would send it back. They wanted to pay, but Song Tan refused to accept it!

It takes three or four pounds of shrimp to produce one pound of dried shrimp. Not counting the effort, even if the fresh ones cost several hundred yuan.

This this this…

The three young men looked at each other. They didn't know that the Song family had such complicated tricks, but felt even more ashamed.