Soon To Die

Chapter 76: hemorrhoid

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Lu Wenxi hurriedly followed Xu Chen, trying to hug Xu Chen from behind, but Xu Chen avoided him again, as nimble as if there were eyes behind him, making Lu Wenxi stagger and almost fall.

Immediately afterwards, his clumsy acting skills appeared again at this time, and he fell directly: "Oh, it hurts!"

Xu Chen stopped in his footsteps, turned his head to look at Lu Wenxi, his face was still sullen, as if he was debating whether to come and see Lu Wenxi.

Lu Wenxi was lying on the ground, rubbing his elbow: "It hurts like hell, check to see if it's blue!"

"I heard voices just now."

"???"

"You landed with your palm first." After speaking, he left again.

Lu Wenxi suddenly felt that her boyfriend was simply a master of martial arts, he could tell his movements just by listening.

So he aggrieved and got up by himself, saw Xu Chen sitting down on the sofa, and immediately went to the coffee table and performed a flat fall: "Hey, I fell down again, and I need my little husband to hug me to get up."

Xu Chen didn't lift his head.

"The floor is so cold." Lu Wenxi sighed lying on the carpet, and felt the heat of the ground after lying on the carpet for a while.

After waiting for a while, Xu Chen ignored him, so he stood up by himself again, got on the sofa, and this time lay directly on Xu Chen's lap, and started cheating again: "My husband ignores me, my husband My heart hurts, please rub it for me."

As he said that, he took Xu Chen's hand, rubbed it on his heart, and yelled exaggeratedly. Those who didn't know thought something was wrong with him!

Xu Chen kept pursing his lips, staring at Lu Wenxi, and only then said: "Take off the dirty clothes."

"Okay, it's okay to take it all off." Lu Wenxi got up and took off his shirt, threw it aside, then hugged Xu Chen's shoulders, and said affectionately, "Will my little husband-in-law help me wash it? "

Xu Chen looked at him for a while before asking calmly, "Then why don't you rub my hair?"

He was taken aback by the question, and then his heart melted in an instant, becoming sweet. He raised his hand and rubbed Xu Chen's hair, and comforted him in a low voice: "Don't be angry, my husband, I only love you, and you are the only one here." , holding Xu Chen's hand on his heart, looking at Xu Chen with particularly firm eyes.

Lu Wenxi never knew how foul he was when he acted like a baby.

Originally, seeing Lu Wenxi's face that could make people fascinated, it was difficult to lose his temper. Now that he is acting like a baby and coaxing Xu Chen like this, it is difficult for Xu Chen to be angry anymore.

In Xu Chen's eyes, Lu Wenxi is very handsome, very nice, and very cute, the kind who wants to rub him into his arms and love him well.

So after being depressed for a while, Xu Chen finally stopped being stiff. He threw Lu Wenxi on the sofa, kissed Lu Wenxi's lips, and let Lu Wenxi taste the jealousy he had eaten by kissing him.

it is a pity.

At this point, the vinegar turned into sweetness. During the kiss, Lu Wenxi hugged her body and responded proactively. Xu Chen was so enthusiastic that his breathing became a little messed up.

What is restraint

Xu Chen couldn't remember.

A gentle teenager who suddenly became very rude, just wanted to touch the person who belonged to him, kiss him, and... possess him.

"You are mine..." Xu Chen murmured such a sentence in the delicate kiss.

Lu Wenxi's ears were so numb that he couldn't bear it all over his body, and Xu Chen made his heart itch, but he couldn't help laughing, and just as he laughed, his lips were kissed again.

Feeling Xu Chen's hand reach out to the sick part, he was still a little nervous. But Xu Chen's hand didn't stop, and he tried it lightly, and then whispered: "It seems to be quite light."

"Ah... is it?"

"Well, will it hurt?"

"I don't feel anything lately..." Lu Wenxi felt that talking about this at this time was a bit spoiling, but she answered anyway.

Xu Chen was still exploring inside, then pressed the affected area and asked, "Does it hurt?"

Lu Wenxi's breathing was a little messy, tighter than before, making Xu Chen think he was in pain, but he heard Lu Wenxi say in a very low voice: "You... are actually quite comfortable."

Xu Chen pressed the edge of the affected area again, and continued to ask: "Does it hurt?"

He shook, but continued to hug Xu Chen, and followed Xu Chen's guidance to feel the feeling of the diseased area.

Then Xu Chen touched the affected part deeper and asked: "Does it hurt?"

He shook his head again.

"Are you... making too much of a fuss?" Xu Chen couldn't help asking.

"Huh? What does that mean?"

"It's very light, and you don't need to pay too much attention to it."

"Is there any inside?"

Xu Chen pressed his fingers on one place: "I checked the book specially, and generally in this range, yours is not harmful at all. Pay attention to your work, rest and diet, and don't sit for a long time. You should be fine if you do outline exercises. I guess you It's uncomfortable, it has something to do with your stomach being cut, it's not a big problem here."

"I want you to go deeper."

As a result, Xu Chen didn't cooperate at all, not only didn't go deeper, but pulled his hand out. Then he stood up and walked to the kitchen: "Wash with the medicine I made for you, and then continue to take the medicine. It should be much better, and it can be negligible in the later stage. You have irregular work and rest, plus diet control, there is no guarantee. Defecation every day, so the stool is dry and bulky, the stomach is worse than the average person, and there are undigested residues during excretion, which will make you feel difficult to defecate, understand?"

Lu Wenxi was particularly unhappy, and sat up reluctantly, and asked, "Is this the end?"

"In the future." Xu Chen said, and brought out the medicine bowl from the kitchen. Seeing that Lu Wenxi still had an unhappy expression on his face, he added, "At that time, you don't need to use your hands."

"Oh." Lu Wenxi immediately understood, lifted his pants, and happily followed Xu Chen upstairs. Xu Chen put the medicine in the bathroom of the bedroom, and then walked out.

Lu Wenxi had already wrapped a plaid-style shawl around his body, and he insisted on Xu Chen kissing him before he went to take a bath.

Xu Chen was very helpless. He was kissed by Lu Wenxi for five minutes before they separated.

After Lu Wenxi took a shower, without drying her hair, she lay on the bed in her bathrobe and brushed her phone.

The words Lu Wenxi, Du Zishan, Bai Dengyan, and Fat Momo's lovelorn all became the hot search keywords with the icon of "explosive".

He is also innocent...

After hesitating for a long time, he opened WeChat and saw the bombardment of messages.

Bai Waitanyan: What's going on! A few minutes ago, you told me that it was impossible for you, but you turned around and were exposed? !

Bai Waitanyan: You come out, you come out, make it clear! What's the situation with you!

Bai Waitanyan: I hate you! hate you!

Fat Momo: Congratulations hahahahaha!

Fat Momo: It’s the first time I’ve been on the trending search, and I still have a popular word, which unexpectedly increased my followers, thank you~

Fat Momo: Hahahahahaha, I've been on the headlines and trending searches too.

Fat Momo: What's up~ Comparing my heart.

Yuan Yefu: Changed... the taste

Yuan Yefu: Forget it, I know it's fake, but that kind of big beauty, it's not a loss after hugging this wave.

Han Fanming: Don't post on Weibo, otherwise Yu Yan won't be able to make headlines.

Han Fanming: How is your relationship with Du Zishan? How about using her as a shield? Telling her about it for a while is better than revealing that you are gay. It is said that when your new movie is released, you will pull it down and use each other. She is also popular.

Han Fanming: What kind of organization is Xi Ma? It's a bit scary, our sailors are not as professional as they are.

Du Zishan: Sorry to trouble you.

Lu Wenxi felt that there was no place to vent his stomach full of emotions, then he sat up suddenly, walked to the desk, turned on the desktop computer, and then sent a message to Bai Waiting Yan, Du Zishan, Fat Momo, and Yuan Yefu: Come, come, play games, I can't sleep .

Soon, an appointment was made.

Du Zishan and Bai Waitanyan went online soon, Yuan Yefu went to recharge, ready to make a big debut, and Fat Momo said that he was going to bed and stopped playing, so a few of them got on the game.

It was agreed that several people would get together, turned on YY, opened a small room, and chatted directly.

Bai waited for Yan to come in and asked directly: "Lu Wenxi, you haven't answered me yet, what's the matter with you two?"

"It's a misunderstanding. I was comforting Du Zishan." Lu Wenxi opened the microphone and answered directly.

"What's the matter, is your voice so masculine?"

"My voice has always been nice."

"Blame me, I usually pay attention to your face. Are you two spreading rumors?"

At this time, Du Zishan also entered the room, and answered via microphone: "Well, it's because I'm not in good condition, and Xiao Lu has been implicated."

Bai Waitanyan immediately frightened, and suddenly lost his voice, just like a little boy whom he has a crush on.

Yuan Yefu came in and began to talk: "Come here, let me check the configuration, there is a shortage of people, who will call for another one?"

"Can I bring Xiaobai along?" Lu Wenxi asked.

"It's okay. Anyway, with you here, I don't expect to win." Yuan Yefu knew Lu Wenxi's ability, and came to play games with Lu Wenxi.

Lu Wenxi grabbed Xu Chen who had just taken a shower, turned on the laptop, gave Xu Chen an account, and several of them directly entered the game.

A few of them got together and didn't intend to rank, just playing casually.

Lu Wenxi and Du Zishan were not in a good mood, Bai Waiting Yan was as quiet as a chicken in Du Zishan's presence, and Xu Chen didn't talk much, so Yuan Yefu babbled alone: "I said, Father Lu, can you stop choosing me?" This? You cheated too much."

"I said, can you keep your mouth shut? You rely on your mouth to output, right?"

"No, Father Lu, you are quite smart, why are you so stupid when playing games? Are you handicapped? You haven't had a partner for so many years, and you have rich experience in self-entertainment, shouldn't your hand speed be so slow?"

After Yuan Yefu finished, the other two people who were originally quiet laughed lightly.

"Shut up, play games with me, you just kneel down and call 666." Lu Wenxi retorted.

"Father Lu, Father Lu, where are you? Where are you romantic? You are in a group. Hey, Xiaobai is here, but you are not here. What are you doing? You, you are not as organized and disciplined as Xiaobai .”

"I'm not running! Are you annoying?"

"The other two are a bit sharp, let's add a friend."

Du Zishan was very generous and replied directly: "Aren't you the one who added me just now?"

"It's me." Bai et al. Yan answered secretly.

"Oh, I've been confusing the two of you." Du Zishan didn't pay much attention.

Lu Wenxi listened, and suddenly felt... Bai Waitanyan said that he likes Du Zishan, maybe he meant it seriously, this look is a bit interesting.

Lu Wenxi couldn't help laughing, Xiaobai suddenly asked again: "Why do you laugh so softly? I found that your voice is really good."

Xu Chen glanced at Lu Wenxi at this moment.

"Normally," Lu Wenxi replied

The author has something to say: Bai Waitanyan: Goddess, Goddess! I'm playing games with my goddess! Good jelly! Goddess, you are so sharp, Goddess, you are 6666, Goddess, you are awesome!