Sorcerer’s Handbook

Chapter 127: All remained in prison to die

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Broken Lake Prison, men's restroom.

The toilet of dozens of square meters was packed with more than 30 people, of whom only seven were prison guards, and the rest were death row prisoners wearing classic black and white striped suits.

"Angus! Get out of here! Stop occupying the pit without taking a shit!"

"Amunro! I remember that you don't have much contribution points. How dare you offend me like this?"

"Desmond, come out. How about I owe you a favor? Come out!"

The prison guard Nagu squeezed his thighs together and knocked on five doors, but no toilet cubicle door opened. The death row prisoners nearby laughed, and the mocking laughter made Nagu so ashamed and angry that he wanted to bite his teeth.

These bastards who deserve to be fed to the fish actually occupied all the toilet cubicles!

"Shalvik, how long?"

Another prison guard, who also had his legs clenched tightly and an extremely unpleasant expression on his face, opened the light curtain and said, "There are 13 minutes left. According to the Toilet Usage Regulations, the same user cannot stay in a toilet cubicle for more than 60 minutes. Just bear with it for another 13 minutes!"

Nagu squeezed out a sound from between his teeth: "But I can't help it..."

"Oh, no way, is the prison guard going to pee his pants? They are so dirty!"

"Shh, shh, shh"

"Your whistle won't work. If you want to make people unable to hold their urine through hearing, you should use a sharp and rapid sound to make them nervous, which will cause the bladder to contract and increase the urge to urinate. The same principle applies to incontinence when you are in danger, so we should use our fingernails to scratch the stainless steel mirror, for example!"

A sharp and piercing sound echoed throughout the toilet. Nagu straightened his back instantly and walked to the urinal with his small feet. Before he even untied his belt, seven or eight heads gathered around to watch. Other prison guards who wanted to come over to help him were blocked by the human wall.

Because of the ban, the death row inmates could not touch or attack him, but they had no intention of doing so. They simply watched Nagu's next move as if he were a circus performance, without violating any regulations.

Nagu really didn't want to unbutton his pants, but he felt that the water in the bottle was about to overflow, so he made up his mind, took it off, and dug it out!

“Tsk~tsk~tsk~”

"That's it?"

"Compared to when I was a kid..."

The waves of contemptuous comments made Nagu so angry that his belly was about to burn through. He gritted his teeth and said, "I am a flexible type. What do you know! You guys... you guys..."

"What are these people? Come on, scold me, Mr. Prison Guard."

"Push harder, speak louder, you want to be a prison guard if you speak so quietly?"

"The guard is going to scold me. I'm so excited!"

Nagu was so angry that his face turned red. He couldn't hold back a word for a long time. In the end, he could only blurt out one sentence: "... rude guy!"

"Ah, the prison guard called me rude. I was so angry and unwilling to accept it!"

"You are so rude, what a dirty word, Nagu, why are you swearing so harshly!"

"Wow, I was scolded and cried! Oops, I was just pretending, I was actually laughing."

The death row prisoners laughed loudly. The other prison guards felt sympathetic when they saw Nagu being humiliated. Their faces turned red with anger, but they did not dare to rush over to help Nagu - they could not hold it in any longer, and if they engaged in strenuous exercise, it would leak out.

"By the way, Nagu, are you blocked? Why don't you come out?"

More than a dozen pairs of eyes were focused on Nagu's water gun again. Nagu's face turned red and he couldn't say a word.

One of the prisoners realized: "Are you the type who can't pee when someone is looking at you?"

"Really? Then I'd rather stare until my eyes get inflamed than blink."

"It's time to test everyone's eyesight! Nagu, there are still 10 minutes left, and we will help you hold it in!"

If it weren't for the urge to urinate that was impacting his soul, Nagu was sure that he would faint from anger. At this moment, the toilet door was suddenly pushed open!

Snapped!

It was like opening a floodgate and water began to gush out. Nagu's expression immediately relaxed and he relaxed completely.

"What are you doing?" Ash looked at the group of people gathered around the urinal.

"Look at Nagu's water gun." The death row prisoners replied very obediently.

"Why? Didn't you? Who didn't tell me that I transferred her to the ladies' room... What's so good about peeing? Get the hell out of here. I don't like people watching me pee!"

The death row inmates and the prison guards looked at each other, and someone mustered up the courage: "If you can—"

"If I can get you to lick the toilet clean, will you turn around? Fine, I'll go find the Sinners' Catalog—"

Swish!

Everyone turned their backs and succumbed to the tyranny of the "evil demon" Ash. Ash looked at them helplessly and shook his head. When he passed by Nagu, he patted his shoulder and said, "You're welcome. Just consider it as a reward for giving me the boots."

Nagu: “…”

You shot like this, I shook like this, and the water gun didn't aim accurately, and it splashed on my newly bought "Burning King" series boots...

Ash, you are such a—

"Thank you for your help!" Because he hadn't finished peeing yet, Nagu could only swallow the humiliation and spoke word by word.

"Hey, you're so polite." Ash walked to the urinal in the corner and started to metabolize his new car: "Are you used to living here? If you have any comments, you can let me know."

Nagu couldn't help it now: "You locked us in the bathroom and asked us if we were used to living here?"

"We can't help it. The only restroom in the prison allows you to defecate. If you were locked up somewhere else, you would be so suffocated that your bodies would explode and you would not be able to pollute the environment."

"Personal bedroom—"

"No, I will lock you up in a centralized location, and the guards must stay with the prisoners. These scum of society won't help me, but they will definitely be happy to see you in trouble, and they won't let you ruin my plan."

Nagu said coldly: "Do you think you can escape?"

"You're starting to care about my future, which means you're satisfied with the living environment here?" Ash put on his pants: "Then I'm leaving."

"Evil demon!" A death row inmate immediately rushed over and surrounded Ash: "Take me with you! I am willing to obey your orders!"

"Me too! I'm a good licker, in every sense of the word!"

"I'm a two-winged magician, you can definitely use me, evil demon!"

"And I-"

It would have been fine if they had no chance and no hope before, but now there was suddenly a chance to escape from prison. The desires suppressed deep in the hearts of the death row inmates were ignited like lit straw, and they all asked to join forces with Ash.

Ash raised his hands to appease everyone: "Stop, stop, I have heard your wishes. Don't worry, I will try my best to fulfill your wishes and leave none of you alive-"

The death row inmates showed happy expressions, while the prison guards looked stern.

"—all stay in prison and wait to die!"