Sorcerer’s Handbook

Chapter 39: Sword Princess Mother

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"What do you think I am? A call girl who can be called and dismissed at will?"

Sword Princess folded her hands, straightened her breasts, and raised her chin: "Do I need to report to you where I am? Do I need to write you a request to go to the toilet?"

"I don't mind, but do you need to go to the toilet too? Do you prefer squatting or sitting?"

"I'm not talking to you about the toilet!"

Sword Princess suddenly stood up and approached Ash. Ash was stared at by her sharp gaze and retreated until his back was against the wall. Sword Princess stared at him with her eyes and stretched out her fingers to press his collarbone.

"Although you promised to respect me before, you don't seem to think so in your heart. You still think that I am just an illusion made up of a stream of data. I am a paper man born because of you, and I should serve you... Even though I have communicated with you for so long, even though I have gone on virtual adventures with you, you still haven't changed your... contempt for me."

Ash didn't refute, and he couldn't refute.

Sword Lady wasn't asking, she was stating.

As long as Sword Princess can listen to his inner voice, all lies are meaningless.

"I can't change what you think. I just need you to remember one thing - I am also a human being."

Jian Ji said word by word: "I have my life, I have my hobbies, I have my pursuits, and I also have the world I live in... You are not everything in my life, but just an accident in my life. Even without you, I can still live well in a place you don't know. Do you understand?"

"If I help you, you should be grateful to me. If I don't help you, you can't blame me. Do you understand?"

"I understand. Thank you, Mama Jianji, for your help!"

"Don't call me that!" Sword Princess poked Ash's forehead fiercely, "Who wants to be called mom at such a young age!"

"Who said that? I don't mind you calling me dad..."

Ash felt that Sword Princess was about to poke him again, so he quickly changed the subject: "So Sword Princess, can you tell me what interesting things you encountered today?"

Jian Ji sat back on the bed, looking at the water cup on the table next to her, and fell into silence for a long time.

Just when Ash thought she didn't want to reveal her whereabouts to the stinky man, she spoke again.

"I took out the Torrent Spirit to show off at the entrance of the Meditation Building this morning, and by the afternoon the whole school knew that I had obtained a Torrent Spirit from the Void Realm. Haha, even my arrogant roommate asked me if I wanted to sell the Torrent Spirit..."

"So you had a great day today?"

"Boring!" Sword Lady rolled her eyes at him. "What's so great about this little bit of vanity? What's so great about the praise and jealousy of strangers? Only a girl in her teens would be so complacent."

But I remember you were just a little girl in your teens... As soon as this thought came to Ash's mind, he was glared at by Sword Lady.

It’s amazing. Can’t I say that you are young? Fiora is really strict.

"The air in the single men's dormitory is really turbid and smelly. I'm leaving."

"You need to apologize to that air purifier hanging from the ceiling! Now! Right now!" Ash almost roared, "Besides, I haven't done anything in the past two days. I spent the nights exploring the virtual world with you. Where did the foul smell come from!"

"Maybe it's because you're breathing, or maybe your heartbeat is too strong."

Ash decided not to argue with her: "Then shall we continue exploring the virtual realm tonight?"

"Of course." Sword Princess paused, "Unless it's a special situation, I won't show up normally. If you have anything you want to discuss with me, tell me when you get to the Void Realm. The Void Realm night is our free time together."

Ash naturally had no objection to this, or rather, when Sword Lady reiterated her human rights and freedom just now, he had vaguely anticipated that Sword Lady would not continue to provide 24-hour personal service.

"If something happens to me and I need to find you urgently, will you show up?"

"Didn't I tell you that you are not everything in my life?"

Upon hearing this, Ash nodded to show that he understood, and turned his head to look elsewhere.

"But you are the accident of my life," Sword Princess glanced at him: "If you really have an accident, I will appear as soon as possible - and then rush to the scene to taunt you."

"So don't expect me to show up and chat with you when you feel lonely and panic. I don't provide that kind of service."

"I am a mature member of society. I won't be lonely."

Ash retorted, patting his chest, but the joy in his pupils was barely concealed.

Oh, that's ridiculous...

At this time, the doomsday spectator was still afraid of loneliness and the unfamiliar prison, and even regarded me as a lifeline. He panicked when he didn’t see me for a day, like a little child...

It turns out that he wasn't born that way...

Fortunately, his brain was not working well at the moment. I thought it would be difficult to hide it from him...

Many thoughts flashed through Jian Ji's mind, and then she disappeared from the dormitory and returned to where she should go.

... ..

...

Star Kingdom, training hall.

"Sonia, can you still walk?"

Ingrid looked at Sonia, who was almost melting into the ground, and tried her best to float her up, but she was exhausted from increasing the intensity of her training.

"No, my legs are completely exhausted, let's take a break first, take a break..."

The two girls sat down directly on the grass by the roadside, holding onto their sword bags and breathing heavily.

"Ha Qiu!"

"What's wrong?"

"My underwear is soaked." Sonia hooked her collar to cool down: "It feels a bit cold when the wind blows..."

"Hey, I recommend you buy the Festa brand sports bra, it dries quickly and is breathable."

"Really? Let me see."

After discussing underwear shopping for a while, Ingulit exhaled a breath of hot air, unscrewed the water bottle she brought with her, and found that she had finished drinking it. She turned to look at Sonia: "Sonia, where is your water bottle?"

"What water bottle?"

"You come to training without a water bottle?"

"I... I came here with my sword bag, and I forgot to bring water."

After being mentioned by Ingrid, Sonia couldn't help but gulp in her throat. Her lips felt very dry. "Do you have any water?"

"No more! ... Maybe there's one or two more?"

Ingrid raised her head and waited for a few seconds before a drop of liquid fell from the water bottle. She licked her lips and said with emotion: "Why is this water so sweet?"

"Let me have some too!"

Sonia also poured a drop of water into her mouth like Ingrid, and sighed melodiously: "This is not water at all, this is simply a precious wine that is even better than the wine at the palace banquet!"

"Have you ever drunk the wine at the palace banquet?"

"I haven't drunk it, but doesn't it make me look great if I say so?"

"I have drunk it!" Ingulit said with a grin, "My father has a bottle of wine that he keeps in the basement and never opens. He said it was a fine wine given to him by the Queen when he attended a palace banquet... When I was a kid, I was very curious, so I secretly went to the basement to drink it. In order to avoid being discovered by my father, I even diluted the bottle with water, but I was still discovered. That was the worst time I was beaten by my father since I was a child."

"How were you discovered?"

"My footprints were so small that when my father entered the basement, he saw my footprints extending all the way to where the bottles were."

"How does it taste?"

"I forgot, but it should taste terrible. Because if it tastes good, then I won't dilute it with water, but the whole bottle of wine will become water."

"Hahaha, you were so naughty when you were a kid."

"Of course, I used to beat all the boys in town when I was a kid." Ingrid raised her chin proudly and touched her sword bag. "I can still do it now."

There is a shining starry sky above their heads, green grass beneath their buttocks, and students coming and going to the training ground in front of them. However, the two girls just sit here with their legs hugged, resting and chatting. When they are happy, they laugh as if no one is around, letting the sweat from training drip down their faces onto the ground.

The roar of an engine was heard not far away, and a silver luxury car slowly crossed the school road and stopped in front of the two of them.

"Would you like me to give you a ride?" Felix leaned forward and asked calmly, "It's just a piece of cake for me."

Ingrid shook her head. “No, walking back can effectively relieve leg fatigue. Besides, we are all sweaty. We don’t want to dirty your car.”

"Didn't senior Celia come to pick you up tonight?" Sonia asked back.

"we broke up."

"Oh~" The two didn't know how to react, so they could only say "oh".

Felix said nothing and drove away.

Watching the silver car go away, Ingrid patted her butt and stood up: "Have you rested well? It's time to go home. The water pressure in the bathroom has been low after 10 o'clock recently. If we go back later, there will be no water for bathing."

"You go back, I'll go directly to the meditation building."

Ingridt wasn't surprised: "Want to avoid Lois? Haven't you figured out how to deal with the Torrent Spirit yet?"

“Yeah.” Sonia also sighed: “It’s not that I haven’t thought about it... I just want to exchange for a sword spirit.

When the news spread that Sonia had the Torrent Spirit, her roommate Lois immediately approached her to ask if she could buy it. Lois did not intend to take advantage of it, and even offered a price that was 120% of the market price. Sonia could not sell it at this price on the school trading platform, so she would not lose money if she sold it to her.

If it were the old Sonia, she would have sold it immediately, and then hidden in her bed at night, counting the money and laughing out loud, imagining how she could make more money with this "huge sum of money".

But under the guidance of Professor Trozan, Sonia's horizons broadened. She deeply realized that the magic spirit is the foundation of a magician's strength, and money can only be regarded as a secondary resource that adds icing on the cake.

Therefore, she hoped to carry out a "spirit exchange", exchanging the torrent spirit for the sword spirit she wanted, to increase her own strength, so as to better explore the virtual realm.

However, the "Spell Exchange" is not always available. Ordinary spells are fine, but treasures like the Torrent Spell must be exchanged for treasures among swordsmanship spells. Even if Professor Trozan agreed to help Sonia keep an eye out, it would be difficult to find a buyer for a while.

On one hand, there is Lois who can pay a large sum of money at any time, and on the other hand, there is the seller who has not yet appeared. Sonia is a little hesitant and plans to hide for two days to think carefully about what to choose.

"Actually, you have a third way. Use it yourself."

Sonia turned her head and found that the viewer was sitting next to her.

She suppressed the joy that rose in her heart and asked calmly, "When did you come back?"

"While you were discussing underwear."

"… "

"Don't buy the bras from Festa. Festa is specifically for small and medium-sized women. For your size, I recommend the brand Daoslin. It has a good shaping effect."

"Okay, I'm not going to discuss this with you."