Sorcerer’s Handbook

Chapter 769: First date

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Crack.

The door of the villa was suddenly pushed open, and a blond man in casual clothes walked in with a shopping bag. His long blond hair was casually tied up and placed on his shoulders, his sleeves were rolled up to half sleeves to reveal his slender forearms, and his shirt collar was not fully buttoned, revealing his swan-like neck and elegant collarbone.

Ash glanced at him and asked curiously, "Why are you dressed as Felix?"

"How can I go out shopping if I don't dress up as him?" Yin Gula closed the door and locked it, and pulled up the curtains next to him. With a casual wipe, his appearance immediately changed back to his original appearance.

"You can dress like him and not be discovered?"

"Even if he is discovered, he will be the first to suffer. At least we have some buffer time."

Yin Gula finally had time to notice the undead wonders of insects and ants swarming in the hall on the first floor. He couldn't help but frowned: "This is someone else's home, Harvey, what are you doing?"

Very good!

Felix on the second floor breathed a sigh of relief. After hearing Yin Gula's rebuke, she was so happy that she directly forgave Yin Gula for pretending to be her, thinking that at least there was still a normal person!

Yes, she remembered that Yin Gula took a two-hour bath as soon as she came in. She was obviously a severe mysophobia patient. How could she tolerate Harvey's dirty and rotten necromancy ritual

Come on, insult him, stop him, trample him, and fight him!

The Trickster strode forward, stepping over the centipedes and spiders along the way, and slapped the Necromancer on the back of the head.

"Go to the dining table to eat breakfast. Who will clean up the leftovers on the floor if you carry the food like this? This is not our place. Please be polite." Yin Gula instructed seriously.

Felix was so angry that his rage burned from the soles of his feet to the top of his head. He bent his toes and grabbed his slippers tightly, but the silent insults were stuck in his throat and he dared not say them out loud - who told you to pay attention to such insignificant details!

Harvey was a little impatient, but he still took the plate to Ash's side. When he passed by the coffin, he threw the sunny-side-up egg into the coffin and said, "Felix made this for you."

The sun egg was completely devoured by the vortex of insects and ants within a second. The figure in the coffin slowly raised his right hand. Countless maggots, centipedes and cockroaches entangled in his arm and ate each other. He waved in a friendly manner to Felix on the second floor.

Click.

Suddenly, Felix felt something in her mind snap, and then she lost control of her body. She clearly watched her body quickly lose elasticity and tension, her genitals expanded, she became incontinent, her muscles became stiff, and colored scars of blood appeared on her skin, forming strange corpse spots full of the beauty of death...

Yin Gula went upstairs to take the breakfast away and saw Felix Tong Kong had lost his focus, his whole body was emitting a grayish-white hue, and he was leaning against the railing in a daze, as if his soul was pulled into another chaotic world. The trickster wondered if he had gone too far, after all, the other party had made breakfast for them.

"Why?"

When Yin Gula sat down at the dining table on the first floor, the three of them were immediately drawn to the emergency notice on the light screen.

A wanted poster popped up on the news channel, but it had nothing to do with the three of them.

"… The intruder is roaming in the eastern part of Galashi. If you find any clues, please do not pursue them, but report them to the police immediately. We have not yet obtained the specific information of the intruder, but this intruder is a legendary magician, and he is extremely dangerous. Those who report effective information will be rewarded with 500 gold coins, and those who are wanted will be rewarded with 500,000 gold coins. The Bullet Star Guard has been dispatched. Citizens are requested to reduce going out and pay attention to the environment around them. If you encounter criminals, do not resist, and compromise to protect yourself…"

Legend Wanted!

In addition to the three of them, there was actually a legendary magician who broke into the Starry Kingdom during this period!

"Is it Vichy?" Ash immediately thought of this source of all evil, the resurrected monster, the dregs of demigod.

"According to what you said, the Phantom Prophet's combat power is only at the Sanctuary level, right?" Yin Gula said while eating Pavni, "But it's not surprising for a monster like this to climb up to Ruby Mountain in a short period of time after a new account is created."

"If I have to say, I hope it's not the Ghost Prophet, and the more such intruders there are, the better."

Harvey said: "Will the Starry Kingdom have no time to worry about our three sanctuaries?"

"No, it's to force Fanxing to change its national policy." Yin Gula shook his fork and said, "All policies have an enforcement cost. When the enforcement cost far exceeds the benefits, there is no reason for Fanxing to continue."

"If enough high-level magician invaders appear, Fanxing will definitely realize that the Great Crossing Era is an unstoppable historical trend, and the official attitude will naturally change from 'no room for maneuver' to 'peaceful development and win-win cooperation'."

Yin Gula glanced at Ash and said, "When the time comes, you might be able to become an honorary Star Citizen and obtain a long-term residence certificate in the Star Kingdom. Wouldn't you be happy?"

"No..." Ash said a little embarrassedly, "I am a legendary magician now, how can I be so unrestrained as to insist on becoming a citizen of the Starry Kingdom? It should be Starry Kingdom that begs me to do it!"

"If the Starry Kingdom issues you an amnesty, and you can become an honorary citizen as long as you hand us over to the Starry Kingdom, what will you do?"

"Yingla, what do you mean?" Ash said angrily, "Do I look like someone who sells out his friends for personal gain? Our unbreakable friendship was cultivated during our prison break together!"

Yin Gula took over the conversation: "So..."

"So you haven't forgotten your unique skills, right?"

Ash blinked his eyes. "I don't mean anything else. It's just that you have been to Blood Moon Prison, Gospel Prison, and Senluo Prison. If you don't challenge the Starry Prison, I always feel that your adventure journey seems incomplete..."

Harvey forked up the sunny-side-up egg and swallowed it in one gulp, nodding heavily: "Indeed, the prison and the Four Pillars of God are the only two important achievements we cannot miss on our journey."

Ash watched them finish most of their breakfast before he chuckled and said, "By the way, Felix made your breakfast."

"Um?"

"But I forced him to do that for you. He said that even if he didn't dare to poison it, he would probably add saliva to it."

Harvey glanced at him and ate the rest of his breakfast expressionlessly. Yin Gula drank his coffee leisurely and said, "I took the breakfast that Felix prepared for me."

Felix on the second floor finally recovered from the fear of death and was eating breakfast in the kitchen. When she heard this, she was stunned for a moment, pursed her lips, and looked a little depressed.

Yin Gula snapped his fingers, and the silent miracle spread like ripples, covering the dining table area. These small miracles of life that are necessary for murder and arson are basically the business scope of the fraudster. "Enough of the nonsense, Ash, what are your plans next?"

"Well," Ash said casually, "Sword Princess will come to see me tonight, and then I will send you back to Gospel in three days. As for why I can send you back to Gospel, don't ask, you will understand when the time comes."

"Oh?" Harvey turned his head and looked over. "Is her name Jian Ji?"

"She will come to see you tonight?" Yin Gula raised his eyebrows.

"Shouldn't your focus be returning to Gospel in three days?" Ash said, "So we won't go to the Starry Prison, and we won't continue to tangle with the Four Pillars. We will return to a peaceful life together. Everyone in Gospel Kingdom is waiting for us to return."

“It doesn’t matter what happens to that little thing.” Yin Gula tapped the table with her index finger. “The important thing is your meeting tonight!”

"What's up with meeting tonight?"

"Before tonight, have you ever met each other in real life?"

Ash was stunned, "... No."

"So tonight is your first date in real life!"

Yin Gula glanced at Ash with a look of disgust on his face: "Can you clean yourself up? Are you going to go on your first date like this?"

Ash opened his eyes wide and looked at Yin Gula. His heart seemed to be tightly grasped and he couldn't breathe for a moment. Infinite grievances and bitterness surged in his heart, and he was so sad that he couldn't speak.

How could Yin Gula say that to him? This is too much!

He has clearly already cleaned himself up!