"Lysdea"
"Age: An old lady one year older than me"
"Feature: Split Personality"
"Advantages: She controls the Gospel Kingdom, is almost as pretty as me, has a daughter, Liz, as a hostage, and has personalities such as the White Queen, Black Butler, and Red Death. She can be four girlfriends by herself, and has a special charm for men who seek novelty, taboos, and excitement."
"Weaknesses: She has a very strong Oedipus complex, and if she insists on this, she will be defeated; Liz cannot separate from her for the time being, so the depth of intimacy between Ash and her is greatly limited; she appears to be strong on the outside, but is actually weak, and she has not actually thought about what kind of intimacy she wants to achieve with Ash, and she just subconsciously wants to possess him."
"Conclusion: The threat is not great in the short term, but needs to be addressed as soon as possible."
In the girls' dormitory of Jianhua University, Sonia closed her countermeasures notes, turned on the screen, browsed the short video, and thought about the next countermeasures.
There was no doubt that Ash would return to Gospel in three days, and Sonia could not and did not want to stop him.
When he arrived at Diya's territory, Sonia was unable to do anything. However, the delicate relationship between Ash and Diya determined that in the short term, they could only develop towards the direction of family affection. Unless Diya used some kind of enchantment miracle, it would be impossible to achieve perfect exclusivity.
But compared to the psychological barriers faced by the queen, the village girl faced practical barriers. Unless Sonia could freely travel between Gospel and Stars, or Ash could settle in Stars, they would always be in a long-distance relationship separated by the distance of the country, and could only meet in the virtual world.
Damn it, Sonia sighed inwardly, she was already a legendary magician, why couldn't she lock her beloved in a small dark room, block his contact with everyone else, and turn him into a good partner who only liked to act coquettishly to her
How much power do you need to be able to hold on to happiness
At this time, Lois, Adele, and Ingrid returned from their morning classes. Adele rushed over and hugged Sonya from behind: "Sony, tonight is girls' night, you won't be absent, right?"
Sonia blinked her eyes and remembered that tonight was the girls' night once every two weeks, going to the Secret Garden to drink and chat. In addition to their dormitory, there were also Leonie, Celia and other influential people, and occasionally even Aisha from the University of Aletheia would come, all of whom were high-quality contacts that she had to hold on to after graduation.
Of course, in the eyes of others, Sonia was no longer a high-quality connection, but an ace connection. When Sonia graduated, except for the prophet Aisha, it was impossible for others to make friends with the Claw Sword Saint in normal social occasions.
"I'm sorry," Sonia said, "I can't go tonight because I have something to do."
"Is it not possible to go to the virtual world later or miss a night there?" Adele pursed her lips, "You clearly promised us last time that you would go!"
Sonia did agree to it before. After all, it was okay to miss a night in the virtual world, and girls' night was fun. Although she has become diligent and motivated now, it does not mean that she has given up the low-level interests such as gossiping, talking about people's bad things, and discussing other people's love affairs.
She is already a legendary magician, can't she enjoy herself?!
"Can you postpone it until tomorrow night or a few days later? I do have something important to do tonight and cannot accompany you." Sonia sighed, "I also have something very important that I would like to consult you about, but..."
Seeing that the girl didn't seem to be perfunctory, Adele had no choice but to say, "Okay, but you have to come next time!"
"Yeah, yeah, definitely next time!"
"In fact, we can move the cocktail party forward to 7 o'clock." Lois said, "This way it won't conflict with your virtual journey."
"It actually has nothing to do with the virtual world. I have to meet Ash tonight, so—"
Sonia suddenly realized something and was stuck for a moment.
The dormitory became quiet, and the Claw Sword Saint slowly turned his head and saw three female beasts with red eyes and emitting heat from excitement.
"Who is Ash!?"
"You're meeting your boyfriend tonight!?"
"Does he know swordsmanship?!"
Lois and Adele looked at Ingrid with disdain for asking such a boring question, then surrounded Sonia from the left and right, and asked with gleaming eyes: "Are you going to have a candlelight dinner tonight? Are you going to stay overnight at his place? Have you prepared any safety measures?"
Sonia didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Tonight is the first time we meet, so we won't-"
"first!?"
"The stars bless you, you haven't met him before? Is this your first date?"
"How did you guys date before!?"
Sonia blinked, and her love-brain took over her mind again. She had just been thinking about how to deal with Diya, and now she suddenly realized that tonight was an extremely important date for both her and Ash.
Lois opened her closet and pulled out dozens of clothes. She shook her head and said, "You've worn all these clothes - so you have nothing to wear. When do you plan to meet?"
"8pm… "
"That only leaves 9 hours!" Adele said anxiously, "Sisters, time is running out and our mission is very important!"
"Don't worry, plan today's itinerary first," Lois said, "hairstyle, beauty, manicure, shoe shopping, clothes shopping, and it's best to go to the dentist's clinic to have your teeth cleaned—"
Ingrid reminded: "A swordsman wouldn't have long nails."
"But we want to get a manicure!" Lois and Adele said in unison.
"The only commercial center that has all of the above facilities is... Sunset Hall!" Lois clapped her hands, "We don't have classes this afternoon, let's go!"
"Adele has a retaking class this afternoon." Ingrid reminded again, "You need to take attendance."
Adele stared at Ingrid in a daze. "When did I ever offend you? Do you have to take revenge on me like this?"
Sonia sighed helplessly and asked, "Who is your retake professor, Adele?"
"Yes..." Adele blinked and turned to look at Ingrid: "Who is the professor of my retake course?"
Ingrid: "Professor Wesley."
Sonia said, "Professor Wesley and I have a pretty good relationship. I should be able to ask for a day off for you in the name of assisting with research."
Adele happily hugged Sonia and kissed the girl's face. She rubbed her face and acted coquettishly: "Wow, I can't bear to dress up the sweet and fragrant Sonia and give it to a man to ruin it—"
"So are you still going?" Lois asked.
"Go, go!" Adele excitedly pulled Sonia up, and took Ingrid's hand and walked out together: "Girls' Night is cancelled, I declare today a date day, the intensity of love has increased significantly!"
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"I apologize for what I just said."
In the villa's dressing room, Ash stood in front of the floor-length mirror. Yin Gula looked at Ash and sighed, "You have indeed tried your best. I didn't expect that it was not a problem of hard work, but a problem with you. I was wrong to accuse you of not trying hard."
Ash: "Besides insulting me, can you give me some useful suggestions?"
Yin Gula used her fingers to lift Ash's bangs, "If you give it a nice cut, it should add a lot of points."
"Then come on!"
The fraudster pointed at his long golden hair and said, "If I knew how to cut my hair, I wouldn't have grown it so long. My hair is hard to dry after washing, and I sweat easily. It's really..."
Yin Gula took off her hairband and lifted up her long golden hair, revealing her white neck with beads of sweat on it. She tied her hair into a wolf's tail casually, then looked in the mirror, spread her hands and said, "You see, good-looking people will look good no matter how they change their hairstyle."
"I can cut hair," Harvey said suddenly.
Ash and Yin Gula looked at the necromancer, and after a moment of silence, they switched to the next topic: "It seems that the hairstyle cannot be solved for the time being. Are there any other bonus points?"
"A gift." Yin Gula said seriously: "A suitable gift is like a miracle of love, and it will make her eyes filter when she looks at you!"
"Gift?" Ash scratched his head. "I don't have anything to give - can a spirit be given?"
Yin Gula was speechless for a while: "You should at least understand some of the psychology of women... Gifts that are too expensive and too practical will put a lot of pressure on women; inexpensive but practical gifts seem more like tools and don't have much gift attributes; inexpensive and impractical gifts are even more shameful, and giving them away is simply embarrassing."
"What about the Substitute Spirit you gave me?" Ash asked, "It's a bit expensive, a bit practical, and means a lot to me. It should be worth a gift, right?"
"If this is your first anniversary, then it's fine, but since you two are meeting for the first time, it's not appropriate to give her a gift that has great significance, as it will make your love seem heavy." Yin Gula said, "I suggest you choose an expensive luxury item that can be purchased on the market. It should have certain practical properties and you can let her show it off. This way, she can proudly show off your relationship to others."
Ash was already confused. He tilted his head with a bewildered look on his face. "… Is it that complicated?"
"Need some help?" Harvey said, "I have a great gift to help you."
"Really?!" Ash's eyes lit up.
"This is a gift from Alice and I." Harvey said, "Alice will definitely not mind giving you the coffin as a token of love! This is a coffin I made myself, and Alice has been nurturing it for months. It is definitely valuable and has certain practical properties. Your sword princess can also show off to others that you have a coffin that you are buried in together!"
Ash nodded repeatedly after hearing this, and went over to put his arm around Harvey's shoulder, "Harvey, I need to discuss something with you."
Ash pulled the necromancer to the second floor stairs, then picked up Harvey and threw him into the coffin below, shouting, "Alice, hold Harvey for me, don't let this guy mess things up!"
The corpse in the coffin actually hugged Harvey obediently and closed the coffin lid.
Ash returned to the room, bowed down, put his hands together and begged the Trickster: "Aunt Borgin, help me!"
Yin Gula crossed her arms and sighed, "I really can't do anything about you. But let's solve your clothing problem first. This outfit is more suitable for killing people and disposing of corpses than for dating."
"But I can't go out and buy clothes." Ash said distressedly: "We are still wanted criminals."
Yin Gula thought for a moment, then suddenly remembered something and the corners of his mouth tilted upwards.
“In fact, you don’t have to buy clothes.”
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Before they leave, you should go out less to avoid further contact with them.
In the bedroom, Felix sat on a chair, his buttocks pressing a round indentation into the cushion.
She recalled Alice's wave just now and still felt sad.
Even if they didn't actively cast spells, the malice of these sorcerers could destroy her mental defenses in daily life. These three sorcerers could actually eat and chat next to the corpses full of maggots and flies, as if they couldn't smell any stench. It can be seen that they are all complete psychopaths, and their values are far from those of normal people.
But no matter how perverted they are, it is none of her business. These three sorcerers will not stay here for too long. She just needs to wait until they leave.
Thinking of this, Felix couldn't help but feel fortunate that she had the protection of the Four Pillars of God. Otherwise, these sorcerers might not even let her go.
But we still need to make some preparations, lest these three sorcerers kill or burn people...
Felix, you have experienced so many dangerous setbacks since you were a child, and finally came to this point. How can you be defeated by a few foreign sorcerers? As long as you get through this level, everything will be back on track!
Felix pulled herself together again. Only then did she realize that she was sweating from the fear of death. She felt sticky all over and felt very uncomfortable. She stood up, took off her clothes, and prepared to take a shower.
Snapped!
Felix sat back in her chair in an instant, clutching her coat with both hands to cover herself, looking at the two sorcerers who broke into her bedroom. She was so angry about being almost exposed that she didn't even care about the difference in strength between the two sides, and shouted, "Can't you knock on the door!?"
“Sorry.” Yin Gula closed the door, knocked once and then immediately opened it. “Are you free, Felix? We need your help here.”
Felix took a deep breath and suppressed the anger in his heart: "What help do you need?"
At this time, Ash suddenly said: "I think Felix looks good enough."
Yin Gula looked at it for a moment and nodded gently: "Indeed, Ash, your taste is not bad."
Felix was slightly startled, and a bad premonition came over her. Then she heard the sorcerer speak devilish words:
"First, Felix, take off your clothes."
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