Sorcerer’s Handbook

Chapter 87: Weak medical practitioners

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"Honestly, I'm the type that can't pee when someone is looking at me. Can you guys turn around?"

"Really?" Igula glanced over, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and he chuckled softly: "I see, no wonder."

Ash cursed and entered the cubicle.

Langna looked around with a puzzled expression on his face: "What is so special about this bathroom that it attracted the attention of a fraudster?"

"This restroom is just like any other restroom. There's nothing special about it." Igula moistened his fingers with water and gently washed his eyes. "What's special is that the restroom can be used as a medium for us to deceive the chip."

"Perhaps you know that before I went to prison, I was a contract agent in the insurance industry. Of course, I was not only responsible for signing contracts, but also sales. When I was selling, I did not only sell insurance. I had a variety of sources of goods in my hands. Anyway, they were all jobs. I just worked several jobs at the same time."

Ash asked curiously, "It sounds inspiring, so why were you arrested?"

Igula sighed, "Well, speaking of this, I feel very wronged. I just helped customers buy the products they wanted, but in the end I was convicted of a particularly serious fraud."

Langna suddenly said: "If I remember correctly, your most brilliant achievement was to make a rich man spend all his money to buy a glass of water."

"A glass of water? A regular glass of water?"

“Water is not ordinary. It is the elixir of life, the origin of all life, the medium of miracles, the mother who gave birth to the sky and the earth…”

Ash has completely understood that Igula is the kind of strong person who can pass interview questions such as "You sell this pen to me for 1,000 yuan" with full marks.

"Okay, there are no target customers here. Please tone down your words and talk about how to use the restroom to deceive the chip."

Igula said: "Among the products I have represented, there is a life monitoring instrument that can receive the life signals sent by the miracle chip and analyze the user's current physical condition from various vital signs. The instrument is not the key. The key is that when I was studying the function of the instrument, I found that the miracle chip does not send life signals continuously, but at certain intervals. The default frequency is 600 seconds/time, which is 10 minutes."

"The frequency can be adjusted, but the higher the frequency, the more demanding the equipment is for receiving the signal. For example, the highest specification of the instrument I'm selling is to receive a signal once every five seconds. Even without the extra premium, the price of the instrument itself is extremely high."

"The chip processor in Shattered Lake Prison that is responsible for collecting and analyzing our vital signs is undoubtedly military grade. But even so, the prison is not so extravagant as to allow our chip to continuously send life signals. Under the limitations of the chip, we simply cannot escape Shattered Lake Prison. Even if the signal transmission frequency interval is the largest, the only impact is that our sudden death will be discovered a little later."

"The only place in the prison that allows us to continuously send life signals is probably the Death Fighting Club's arena. Because when we send out life signals of coma or death, the Death Fighting Arena will immediately restore our attack restrictions. It can be seen that life signals are monitored in real time."

Ash had a vague feeling that this was very important information, but he still didn't understand how to use it: "It's really interesting trivia, but what does this have to do with prison breaking?"

Igula glanced at him and said, "If you remove the chip and it no longer sends out life signals, how do you think the information processor will judge your situation? You know, even corpses can send out signals."

Ash immediately understood: "It will determine that I have removed the chip and will immediately notify the prison that a prisoner has escaped!"

"Yes, but in order to escape the prison, we must remove the chip, otherwise we can't even step off this island."

Ash nodded. When they were observing the port just now, they found a circle of yellow line on the shore with the words "Please do not cross the yellow line" written on it.

Although there is a "please" word on it, for the prisoners, this is a limit that cannot be crossed - the moment their toes touch the yellow line, their bodies will completely stop and be unable to move.

"So, the time between 'removing the chip' and 'the processor discovering our jailbreak' is the safest time for us to act. During this period, not only have we removed all restrictions, but the prison has not yet discovered our abnormality." Igula looked around: "This is the time difference we must seize!"

"We have already reached the limit of our research. As for the frequency of life signal transmission, we can only expect it to be the default 10 minutes."

Langna said: "It's already amazing. I thought you were just fooling around, but Igulla's performance really made me have to admit that you succeeded in giving me hope."

Even Ronald nodded repeatedly as he listened. His desire to survive slightly awakened some of his rationality.

"As expected of the man I chose, I have a good eye." Ash praised himself first, then asked, "But what is the use of the men's restroom?"

Igula curled his lips and said, "The purpose of the toilet is of course to excrete. Can it also be used for eating? If you are interested in this, please demonstrate it."

Talking about his research achievements over the years, Igulla was also a little proud: "Now we know that we need to use the time difference of the chip sending signals, but there is still a problem to be solved - that is, how do we know when the last signal was sent?"

"Death row prisoners definitely don't send signals at the same time, as this would put too much of an instantaneous load on the processor. Therefore, the time we send signals is likely to be evenly distributed within 10 minutes. If the processor determines that we are encountering a special situation, it will temporarily adjust the signal transmission frequency, and then reset the signal transmission frequency of all prisoners to the initial state after 0 o'clock."

"And the so-called special situation is actually the processor's intention to remove some of our permissions, so it needs to obtain our life signal immediately!"

"There are only three places in prison where 'special circumstances' occur."

Igula raised two fingers, "The first one is the Death Fight Club. The reason is that when the death fight starts, the chip removes the attack limit; when the death fight ends, the chip restores the attack limit."

"These two time points are the docking time between the processor and the chip. The chip needs to send a life signal to the processor immediately! After the deathmatch is over, the chip will naturally restore the default signal frequency and will send the deathmatch's life signal again after 10 minutes."

"In other words, we can actively enter special situations through special places like the Death Fighting Club, thereby changing the signal frequency of the chip and completely controlling the time difference!"

At this point, even Ash understood completely.

He looked around and glanced at the urinal: "So the bathroom is the second place?"

Igula smiled and said, "In theory, we can also change the signal frequency through a death fight, but a death fight is a fight to the death. In comparison, the bathroom is more convenient."

"As for why the restroom can act like a death fight ring, it's because... the prison doesn't allow us to urinate and defecate anywhere, hahahaha!"

Langna was slightly startled and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Because the prison requires prisoners to defecate only in the bathroom, every time a prisoner enters the bathroom, the prison processor will actively revoke their "excretion privileges"!

Just like the death fight arena, this is also a special state!

If you don't have this permission, even if you are constipated to the point of exploding, the chip will force your sphincter to close your back door tightly, and no soup will leak out. If it is really full, you can only vomit it out with the upper mouth.

For the prisoners, this was undoubtedly an unspeakable shame, so the two old inmates, Igulla and Langna, burst into laughter - this strict rule set by the prison actually became an accomplice in their jailbreak. Such a wonderful cause and effect contrast, how could it not make them laugh.

But no one knows how much of this laughter is a mockery of oneself.

"Where is the third place?" Ash asked.

Igulla paused in laughter and looked at Langna.

Langna thought for a moment, "Is it a couple's room?"

Like the bathroom, the couple's room will temporarily lift certain restrictions on death row inmates, and even relax the limits of their attacks. After all, sexual fetishes are free.

But the couple's room, like the deathfighting arena, requires an application to enter, and is certainly not as convenient as the bathroom.

Moreover, a couple's room can only be applied for by two or more people. It's fine for Ronaldo and Ronaldo, but does Ash have to apply to enter the couple's room with Igula?!

Igula leaned against the wall and said, "You all know the secrets you need to know, so I will now formally explain the jailbreak plan."

"Aren't you looking for a fifth team member?" Ash asked, "We're still lacking logistical support for rapid movement and treatment."

Langna is a Moonshadow Werewolf who is good at frontal combat and can be used as a pioneer; Ronald is good at gunslinging and trap setting and can be used as a long-range output. As for the logistics support responsible for treatment and leading them to move quickly, Ash and Igula have been looking for them for the past two days, but they have not been able to find them.

What? You asked what Ash and Igula were responsible for? Igula was responsible for manpower management, and Ash was in charge of core technology. Of course, they were not responsible for combat!

"We have searched everything we can. We can't delay any longer. Not everything can be done after sufficient preparation. It is common to rush into battle. After all, opportunities to commit crimes are fleeting." Igula glanced at him and said, "Besides, even if we can wait, can you wait?"

Indeed, Ash didn't think that Professor Schilling outside would let him go and let him spend his old age in Broken Lake Prison.

The sooner we can leave Broken Lake, the sooner we can escape from Professor Schilling's conspiracy.

"The plan to escape was simple: get on the transport ship and get out."

Igula dipped his hands in water and drew a small boat on the mirror. "But if we want to enter the transport ship safely, we not only need to remove the miracle chip, but also need a legal identity."

"Interestingly, there is a group of people in Broken Lake Prison who can leave directly on a transport ship without applying for a permit, and they are the ones we can disguise ourselves as without arousing anyone's suspicion—"

Igura drew a crow mask on the mirror.

"Those are the weak medics."