"Sunset Xishan Hongxiafei, warriors fight horses..."
Guan Jin opened his eyes, scratched his hair with his hands, turned over and rubbed the pillow twice, and closed his eyes again.
"Praise us for singing well, praise us for being the first in France..."
"… "
Guan Jin sat up angrily, jumped out of bed, opened the window, and was about to shout at the aunt of the neighborhood committee who was keen on supporting the army show: It was sunset in the early morning, and the fuck didn't let anyone sleep!
At the critical moment before the voice came out, his eyes swept to the alarm clock on the table: 10:20.
… well, it’s getting late.
Depressed, he closed the window, washed his face and brushed his teeth at will, and Guan Jin strolled down to look for food. After eating and drinking enough, Guan Jin felt a lot better. He hummed softly and walked back slowly.
Passing by a pet shop that must be passed by every commute to get off work, Guan Jin glanced casually and found that there was a small white cage at the door. Inside was a little fat white dog, looking at him with peas eyes. .
… Guan Jin stayed on the spot for five seconds, walked over, leaned over and looked at the puppy for a while. Then he took the ham slices out of the bag at the convenience store, tore them a little and handed them over.
The puppy seemed to sniff, opened his mouth, and swallowed the ham. Guan Jin looked at his wet fingers, rubbed the flyer next to him, and then tore off a little bit.
When the shop owner noticed that someone had been squatting at the door for a long time, thinking that the business was coming, he rushed out excitedly, but only saw Guan Jin's back.
The shop owner regretted his actions not quickly, and lowered his head and said to the puppy who was very satisfied: "Oh, look, you have to wait again." After he finished speaking, he raised his head and stepped back in fright. One step almost stepped on the cat's tail behind.
"Why don't you even make a sound, you startled me." The owner stroked his pounding heart, and still put on a welcome smile on his face: "Did you like this little lion chow in my house? Let me tell you, I only brought it back last week, it is of pure blood, and it comes from... You met him at first sight, it's rare." The boss, who is good at observing words and colors, saw Guan Jin's bright eyes, and was secretly happy. .
In the end, Guan Jin, who was carrying a cage and a bunch of essential "weapons" for pets recommended by the boss, felt that he must not have slept well, and was sung by the magic voice of the aunt of the neighborhood committee.
Holding the little Chow Chow in front of him, Guan Jin "looked at each other affectionately" for two minutes. Should it have a name? By the way, I'm not talking about a cheap name to make a living, it's called - Guan Jin's eyes swept around the house, and his eyes finally fell on the half-eaten watermelon.
"Okay, you'll be called Agua from today."
Agua: … Can I return it QAQ
Wen Jinghan was lying on the bed, dangling his long legs twice, and was working very hard, playing consecutively.
The door was opened without warning, and the tall body of the man with green eyes and brown hair almost filled the entire door frame. He looked at the person who turned back in surprise, gently stroked a gray-blue cat in his hand, and raised the corners of his mouth: "Did you miss me?"
Wen Jinghan's eyes lit up, and the cat hair in the man's arms exploded.
Wen Jinghan suddenly rushed towards the man's arms, grabbed the cat and hugged his face and rubbed it: "Dai! Miss me! Oops, I'm getting fat again, let me pinch~"
The poor British Shorthair struggled desperately: let me go! You bloody commoner! I'm a noble royal, Tucker XVI, not a dummy! Only a commoner like you can come up with the name of such a pariah, let me go! rude civilians...
The man didn't seem to be very happy, so he took the man and the cat into his arms: "You only want it?"
"I miss you too." Obviously it was just a perfunctory way.
"Have you eaten dinner? I won't say hello when you come back. I didn't leave your dinner." Wen Jinghan glared at him.
"It's all right, Tom's going to buy dinner."
Tom, one of the men in black at the door, closed the door silently.
"Why did you bring Ah Dai?"
"Aren't you bored when I return home?"
"Well, that's your own baseless guess."
"However, I think Ah'Dai is too fat, take a look." Wen Jinghan patted its belly, "If it goes on like this, it will cause fatty liver, so don't give him dinner today."
Dumb: Vicious civilians! How could you be deceived by his superficial face, noble master, hurry up and abandon him as you did to those before.
The man thought for a while: "Alright, just give it a meal tomorrow."
Dumb: ... Master, you can't do this...
Guan Jin, who was awakened by the knock on the door early in the morning, walked to the door with murderous aura, and opened the door with great momentum to prepare for the killing.
"The signature breakfast of the Seaview Hotel." Lu Yunyang raised the breakfast box in his hand, revealing a smile that was brighter than the morning sun.
Guan Jin stared at him silently for three seconds before closing the door with a bang.
Half an hour later, Guan Jin, who was back to normal, opened the door again. Lu Yunyang was leaning against the wall to make a phone call, and he seemed to be in a very happy mood.
"Why are you still here?"
"I never give up halfway in my work." Lu Yunyang hung up the phone and went into the room with breakfast.
"It's hot, it's a little cold."
Guan Jin took it and threw it into the microwave.
"Hey! That box can't be microwaved directly." Lu Yunyang quickly stopped him, took out the box, found a plate and poured out the food before putting it in the microwave.
Uncle Guan Jin was as lazy as he was leaning back in his chair, waiting for breakfast to come out.
"What are you doing today?"
"Passing by, I remembered to see you."
"Didn't we just meet at the police station yesterday?"
"I haven't seen you for a day, it's like every three autumns."
Lu Yunyang's eyes swept around the room without a trace. Suddenly, a small object poking his head appeared at the door of the bedroom.
Lu Yunyang narrowed his eyes, walked over and picked it up: "Is this the newly added mouth in your family?"
"Ah?" Guan Jin, who was eating so much, didn't hear it at all.
"It's nothing, this puppy is very cute." Lu Yunyang smiled briskly, "Does it have a name?"
"Agua."
Lu Yunyang: "...is that the melon I thought of?"
"Which one do you think of?"
"Winter melon?"
"Why not watermelon?"
"For it, is there any difference?" Lu Yunyang touched the poor little guy.
"The difference is that if I raise another one someday, it will be called A-Dong or Asi."
Lu Yunyang and Agua: ... you should stop raising them.
"Do you like animals?" Lu Yunyang was a little surprised.
Guan Jin shook his head: "I don't know, I'll have fun anyway."
Lu Yunyang is deeply worried about Agua's future.
I like animals, and I can kill myself and my species without hesitation, not to mention aliens? Guan Jin now also wonders if he raised a dog to fatten the stewed dog meat.
In this way, Lu Yunyang stayed at Guan Jin's house for various reasons, and discussed with him his experience in raising dogs, cats, and children.
"Do you have children?" Guan Jin looked at him in surprise.
"No."
"Then what kind of expert are you pretending to be?"
"I don't have a mental disorder, so I can still treat people with a mental disorder." Lu Yunyang was righteous.
Guan Jin was defeated again.
Until noon, Lu Yunyang found out that Guan Jin's house actually had a bottle of vintage red wine, so he used this as an excuse to have lunch at his house.
"Look at this man shouting so hysterically that the blue veins on his face burst out, so the capillaries will burst, right?" Guan Jin commented on the male protagonist on TV.
"It's probably broken, look how red his face is."
"Why do you keep using parallel sentences, do normal people talk like that?"
"That's why they're only on TV."
Maybe they drank too much, maybe they ate too much, maybe the TV was too boring, and after two o'clock, the two fell asleep watching the TV series.
After an unknown amount of time, Guan Jin, who was awakened by the problem that had to be solved, struggled from the sofa and went to the bathroom. When he came back and lay on the sofa and found a comfortable position on the warm cushion to continue sleeping, he suddenly felt that the cushion was a little... panicked.
He got up and rubbed his eyes, the "mat" behind him was sound asleep, and he was in his arms.
Click! Guan Jin was hacked to pieces! He jumped up, slid into the bedroom with the curtains still drawn, slammed the door shut, and gasped in panic in the dark.
I used to wake up when someone approached me when I was sleeping. When Agua first came, it would wake up when it hummed at night, so Agua was directly prohibited from entering the bedroom at night. But now, in the middle of the day, I was sleeping beside others in a daze, and I didn't even notice when I got up. Guan Jin was frightened, his safety range was broken, and he began to be restless and irritable like an animal with nowhere to hide.
This man is a threat, kill him? How to destroy the corpse? Divide the corpse? Guan Jin begins to run away without responsibility again...
Outside the house, Lu Yunyang had already opened his eyes, and he felt a little sorry for his chest that had lost his warmth.
Just thinking about how to make Lu Yunyang disappear from the world, Guan Jin suddenly thought of a fact: he actually fell asleep leaning on a man's arms like a bird... ugh! Kill him! ! !