This is after Lu Xiaogong and Guan Xiaoshou reconciled—
Wen Jinghan leaned against the door of the office and said, "Today is the Lantern Festival, there is no case recently, everyone should go back early for the festival."
"Long live!" Everyone cheered, neatly packed their clothes, and disappeared without a trace.
"Aren't you leaving yet?" Wen Jinghan asked when he saw Guan Jin was still sitting in the chair.
"I have to deal with my lunch when I go back. I decided to eat lunch before leaving." Guan Jin got up and stretched, and turned off the computer to go to the restaurant.
"There will be glutinous rice balls at noon, I want to eat sesame seeds!"
"Auntie, I'll have a share too!"
Several young policemen crowded a window and shouted.
Guan Jin passed by with the set plate and glanced casually. sweet dumpling? Is this chubby thing really edible? It looks like a ping pong ball... Guan Jin, who has never experienced the Lantern Festival, is cautious about the food of the festival.
The police flower next to her carefully bit the glutinous rice balls, and when she pulled her chopsticks, a sticky sticky glutinous rice shreds came out of her mouth.
… Guan Jin further developed a sense of distance from this unscientific food.
Back home, Lu Yunyang hadn't come back yet. Guan Jin took a shower, then went to the sofa and started watching Conan happily.
I don't know how long it took, the door rang, and Lu Yunyang went home with some food.
"Nuo Nuo, are you obedient today?"
Waxy? ! what is this
Guan Jin blinked.
Lu Yunyang put things on the dining table, walked to the sofa, took Guan Jin into his arms and rubbed, kissed his forehead, and said indulgently, "My family is so soft."
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Are you out of your mind? Guan Jin didn't know what kind of moth Lu Yunyang was going to do, so he could only respond to changes with the same thing.
But, but why is it a little difficult to move the body? Why is Lu Yunyang so tall today? Guan Jin looked down, his eyeballs almost didn't fall out.
Is this white, round body your own body? When did you get so fat! And the physique seems to be more than a circle smaller! Guan Jin broke free from Lu Yunyang, and staggered to the front of the mirror: there was a white, round little fat man with a steamed bun face and apricot core eyes, how to look like a rice dumpling orz Lu Yunyang took something from the back: "For you Yes, I thought it was perfect for you at first sight." After speaking, he put a white, furry lounge suit on Guan Jin.
What kind of clothes is this, there is actually a hat with ears!
"You're so cute, I want you to eat you in one bite." Lu Yunyang hugged him whole, "peel off the outer skin like a glutinous rice ball, revealing the soft, sweet, warm heart inside..." So , he started to peel as he spoke.
Ahhh! ! !
"The murderer - it's you!" Guan Jin gasped and sat up from the sofa, while Conan on TV was doing a reasoning show.
Holy crap, how could you have such a dream! It's just as tender as it is on the outside, and it really is because you have watched too much Japanese anime
When Lu Yunyang returned home, what he saw when he opened the door was Guan Jin sitting on the sofa, judging ethics and morality...
"Why do you care so much about people's livelihood today?" Lu Yunyang changed his shoes, put the bag in his hand on the dining table, and walked towards Guan Jin with a smile.
This scene is so familiar, there is wood!
"You?" Guan Jin felt all kinds of entanglements, "You didn't buy anything strange, did you?"
"Strange things?" Lu Yunyang thought about it seriously, "except for the dumplings, there should be nothing."
This is the weirdest one!
"That kind of stuff is sticky, what's delicious." Guan Jin looked alert.
"How do you know it's not delicious if you haven't eaten it? The chef at the elder brother's house made it himself. He is a master at making Chinese dim sum." Lu Yunyang walked into the kitchen, washed his hands, and started to prepare the festive meal.
"Do you want me to help?" Guan Jin looked at him from the door.
"Go and take out the red wine and glass. Then just wait to eat." Lu Yunyang smiled dotingly.
Guan Jin trembled and went to find wine silently. Why does that ominous premonition always linger...
At the end of the delicious meal, Guan Jin rubbed his stomach with satisfaction: "Yes, the technology has improved recently, and we will continue to work hard."
"Follow the purpose." Lu Yunyang stood up, "The dumplings should be ready."
Guan Jin immediately went from being lazy to tense: "Where can I eat?"
"Just as dessert, just eat one or two. Today is the Lantern Festival." Lu Yunyang came out with a bowl filled with dumplings, "Try it. The sweet-scented osmanthus stuffing is very special, but it's hot inside, slow down eat."
Guan Jin looked at him, reluctantly picked up the chopsticks, and poked one of them.
"Is it glutinous?"
Nuo, your sister... Guan Jin expressed his indignation at the word, then poked a dumpling into his mouth and took a careful bite.
The glutinous rice skin is soft and elastic, and the inside is really hot, but the taste is very good, the aroma of sweet-scented osmanthus spreads from the tip of the tongue, and the mouth is full of sweetness.
"It's delicious." Lu Yunyang used a positive tone.
"Make it up." Guan Jin made do with a big bowl of dumplings.
"It's really exhausting, I just went out to watch the lantern festival to digest it." Lu Yunyang dragged someone who was getting more and more lazy downstairs.
"What's so good about lights..."
The lantern festival was really crowded with people. Guan Jin was nibbling on candied haws and holding a paper lantern in one hand, struggling to move forward in the crowd.
"The lantern is flat." Guan Jin's mouth twitched.
"It's okay, I'll buy a new one when I go out." Lu Yunyang didn't care at all, and worked hard to bring the person into his arms. Squeeze around or something, it's a perfect place to promote feelings~
"You did it on purpose, spare no effort to eat tofu, not childish!" Guan Jin saw through his intentions.
Lu Yunyang grinned without shyness: "People who fall in love don't talk to him about reason and maturity."
There was another rush of people.
Lu Yunyang: o(≧v≦)o~
Guan Jin: (#‵′) convex
"Look, there are lantern riddles." Lu Yunyang decisively diverted his attention to prevent the war from spreading.
Guan Jin was really fooled, and immediately squeezed in to see what happened.
Many revolving lanterns are filled with anagrams, and many people are talking to each other, and from time to time they make sounds like "Yeah, you are amazing!"
Guan Jin leaned in front of a modern lantern riddle: "A group of ducks have a meeting?"
"This is not a brain teaser, it's really unconventional." Lu Yunyang commented.
However, Guan Jin ignored him, frowning and thinking hard about the answer.
"Is there any answer?" Lu Yunyang was not in a hurry, just stood aside and waited for him.
"... Cowherd store staff meeting?"
"Pfft, dear, you are so cute." Lu Yunyang couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Laugh at the wool! Guess what you are capable of!" Guan Jin felt that his self-esteem was hurt.
"Well, it's an anagram for reverse thinking. A group of ducks in a meeting is naturally a 'nonsense (chicken) talk'."
"...No fish, no elephants, no giraffes! Why only say there are no chickens?" Guan Jin tried his best to save face in an academically rigorous manner.
"If you say that, it's not unreasonable. But this is the only word in the idiom that matches." Seeing Guan Jin's eyebrows rising gradually, "However, it is indeed a riddle full of loopholes, and the level is too poor."
It's almost there, hum.
Guan Jin didn't realize that his awkwardness and arrogance were becoming more and more out of line, while the latter took pleasure in it, let it go, and even contributed to the flames.
"There's only one word for this?" Guan Jin lowered his head and took a closer look, his face darkened.
"Good?" Lu Yunyang saw it too.
Guan Jin was very sensitive to such words today, and immediately said with disdain: "What is this? Answer an idiom?"
Lu Yunyang looked at it for a while: "A word should start from the shape of the word... I understand."
"what?"
"Don't be prepared for people. Take the word for a person, and I think there is only one word."
Damn, is bullying Lao Tzu a foreigner!
Going to look at the answer, Lu Yunyang really guessed it right. Guan Jin generously "rewarded" him to buy two lanterns and bring them home to relieve his boredom.
"I'm exhausted." As soon as Guan Jin got home, he plunged into the bathroom, took another shower, and then threw himself on the bed and rolled himself into a Swiss roll, ready to meet Duke Zhou.
However, as a qualified jealous husband, Lu Yunyang resolutely did not allow his wife to meet other "men". After going to bed, he worked hard to turn Swiss rolls into pancakes, and the sandwich of Guan Jin was forced to be exposed.
"Can't you be honest for a day?"
"With my lover by my side, if I'm indifferent, I should go to the doctor." Lu Yunyang continued his work on pajamas.
Guan Jin stretched out his foot and kicked him, "Let me be on top."
"Ride? I like it."
"Fuck off!"
The two entangled on the bed for a while, Lu Yunyang raised his head and looked at the unwilling person under him, "How about this, let's guess, if you answer correctly, I will follow the meaning of the answer, if you answer wrong, How will you do it?"
Guan Jin looked at him vigilantly: "You must be plotting against me again, no need to explain."
"Then are you fooled?" Lu Yunyang lowered his head and sucked on his neck.
Guan Jin trembled slightly: "Who is afraid of who!"
"I just saw at the lantern riddle meeting that the eight brothers admired the moon together and answered one word."
Since it is a trap, it must be related to Lu Yunyang's purpose tonight. Since it is his purpose, it is to suppress me. Pressed? It's two words. pressure? Seems like the object is reversed. Eight brothers watching the moon... Why does it sound so heavy... What am I thinking!
"It's been so long, is there an answer? You don't want to use this as an excuse to delay time."
"Who's procrastinating... I don't know if you're satisfied!" Guan Jin Aojiao turned his face.
"Since you admit defeat, then you can do it."
"What?" She shrank back.
"Eight brothers appreciate the moon, of course - take off."
... "Lu Yunyang, you are the most shameless one, no one!"
"I am over-flattered."
"Hey, you didn't draw the curtains."
"No one can see it outside anyway. Besides, the moonlight is just right today. Let's absorb the brilliance of the moon together."
"You are a vixen, absorb the brilliance, and your brain is sick!"
"It's you, the fox spirit. You really have no self-consciousness at all. Otherwise, why would I want to do it as soon as I see you?"
"That's your problem, hello!"
Lu Yunyang hugged Guan Jin's waist tightly, and his lips began to nibble at the collarbone from the neck. The other hand gently probed into the warm dense ground and touched it slowly.
"En hum... Isn't there no such thing at home? Do you want to kill me?... " Guan Jin panted softly, his voice softened.
"How can I be willing?" Lu Yunyang got up and took out a tube from under the pillow, quickly squeezed it into his hand, and leaned down again.
"Where did you come from?!"
"I bought it when I got off work today."
"You said you didn't buy anything weird!"
"Is this weird? It's a must for love."
"Ah... Light it up, bastard." Guan Jin's body softened.
"Darling, you are really like a glutinous dumpling today, which makes you want to take two bites."
"Fuck you Nuo Nuo!" I hate these two unlucky words!
The bright big moon outside pulled a cloud in front of him. It's really hard to get over it, people today are so incompetent, they don't even pull the curtains! If you watch too much of this kind of live erotica, your kidneys will be deficient!