Spirit Hotel

Chapter 10: Be a matchmaker (below)

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Dia is getting closer.

Jin and Feisha were waiting in full force.

The figures of the three people slowly crossed, and then slowly opened.

Shi Feixia calmed down, but when he turned his head, he saw that Jin was also relieved, "You and Dia..."

"What?" Jin turned his head, his face full of warning.

Feixia smirked, "Are you two old lovers?"

Jin was shocked, "How do you know?"

Shi Feixia said dully: "I just said nonsense."

Jin lifted his collar and suddenly jumped off the second floor.

With the previous experience, Shi Feixia adapted very well this time. After landing, he straightened his collar smoothly, then turned around and left.

"Hey, where are you going?" Jin stood in front of him nervously.

Shi Feixia opened his mouth exaggeratedly and sang loudly, "Pu... shit..."

Jin covered his nose subconsciously and said, "You disgusting human, how can you do such disgusting things!"

Shi Feixia said angrily, "I'm shitting, not eating shit? What a disgusting shit."

Kim glared at him in disgust, "How can you keep this word on your lips all day?"

"I only hung up for two minutes. Besides," Feixia paused, with a hint of resentment in his tone, "If it wasn't for you jumping up and down with my collar, which made me agitated for a while, and my stomach peristalsis intensified, why would I suddenly want to get up? bathroom?"

Jin looked at him hesitantly, as if weighing the truth and the false.

Shi Feixia turned around, raised his butt, and said, "If you don't believe me, I can give you a fart to smell first."

"Hurry up!" Jin almost gave him a ride without taking a leap.

Feixia pointed his toes and trotted back to the room. There is no way, if you run too hard, you will overturn the inventory in your stomach.

Going to the toilet is an emergency.

This can be seen from the fact that countless generations of people have reformed the Confucius saying that "people have three diseases" - arrogance, restraint and ignorance. How important is the resolution of needs.

Feixia put on his pants, washed his hands, and came out of the room satisfied.

Kim was sitting cross-legged on his bed.

"Why are you here?" Shi Feixia was taken aback.

Jin Dao: "When you woke up in the middle of the night, you were much calmer than you are now."

Feixia 'dazedly' said, "Which time?"

It's really watertight.

Jin complained in his heart. But now is not the time to turn over the old accounts, he has more important things to talk about. "Forget it, let's talk about the problem at hand."

Feixia asked in confusion, "What is the present and future for me and you?"

"If you don't solve the problems in front of you, you will have no future at all." Jin's gloomy teeth were exposed again.

Feixia jumped up, hugged the wardrobe and shivered, "It's scary! It's scary! It scared me to death..."

Jin roared, "Put away your disguise and talk to me!"

Feixia let go of the closet, stood up again, and coughed dryly, "I just think that every time you show your teeth, you don't care. I'm too sorry for its automatic shrinking function."

Jin Dao: "Do you want your head to have this function?"

Feixia said, "How many times can I use it?"

Jin said coldly: "Once. Use it up and scrap it."

"Forget it. We want to be environmentally friendly."

Jin bit his finger and thought, "What did I just say?"

Feixia hurriedly reminded: "The telescopic function of the head."

"No, I mean before..." He slowly raised his head as if remembering something, and looked at Feixia with a cold look in his eyes.

Feisha said, "I am the only human in Noah's Ark."

"Um."

"So I'm important and I can't die."

Jin raised his eyebrows and said, "It depends on whether you are worthy of cooperation."

Feixia sighed, "You and Dia were once lovers, shouldn't Hughes not know about it?"

The chill in Jin's eyes suddenly turned into two wags of autumn water, and he looked at him pitifully.

Feixia shook the goosebumps on his arm, "Don't tell me you have two boats?" If that's the case, then he must tell Hughes. Never let this satyr in vampire skin be so proud.

Jin suddenly stood up from the bed, ruffled his hair lightly, and said, "As a noble blood family, how could I do something to hurt my beloved lover?"

"Then what are you afraid of?"

A suspicious blush appeared on Jin's face, "I'm just as noble as I am, and occasionally tell some harmless lies."

Feixia said, "For example?"

Jin lowered his head and said dejectedly: "I told Hughes that I was a virgin before dating him."

Shi Feixia opened his mouth wide and was about to laugh out loud.

He heard Jin Yin mournfully say: "If you dare to make fun of me, I will cut your throat."

"Yawn!" Feixia sneezed heavily, then stood up solemnly, "Hughes believes it?"

"The affair between me and Dia happened before Hughes came. It lasted for three days in total." Jin stretched out three fingers, "Only Isfiel knows."

Three days of love.

A cluster of small flames suddenly appeared in Feixia's mind, and he was slapped with a slap!

Shoot to death.

"So," Jin Zhanlan's eyes were fixed on him, "you should be very clear about what I'm going to say next, right?"

Feisha Feixia said, "Threats, inducements."

"uh-huh."

Feixia said, "Do you know my name?"

"Shi Feixia."

"My father gave me this name. He was deeply infatuated with martial arts and caught up with the Superman hit, so my name was Feixia." Thinking of his old parents, Shi Feixia's mood completely rose, "He always wanted me to Be able to be an upright and upright person. Occasionally when the road sees injustice, draw a sword to help, and occasionally eliminate violence and peace…”

Jin looked bewildered.

"It's a pity that I lived up to his expectations and didn't get admitted to the police."

Jin Dao: "What does this have to do with keeping secrets for me?"

"Actually, it doesn't matter." Feixia accompanied him with a smile, "I just felt like I wanted to say it."

"… "

Jin Dao: "Huh. If you let me know that Hughes found out about this, you will..."

Feixia said: "It's not necessarily me who will leak, it may also be Dia."

"He wanted to bury this thing in the core of the earth." Kim felt hurt when he said this. "He said it was the most humiliating years of his life."

Feixia said sincerely: "Actually, I think you should persuade Hughes to reconsider your relationship."

Jin's eyes glanced over.

Terribly blue.

Shi Feixia hurriedly said: "Of course, I should be tight-lipped, and I will definitely be tight-lipped." It wasn't a big deal anyway. Who has no past.

Jin said slowly, "Flying Man."

Shi Feixia shook his head and said, "No, don't be so affectionate. I'm cold."

Jin suddenly leaned beside him and smiled slightly: "What do you think of my proposal just now?"

"Didn't I already promise?"

"I'm not talking about this, I'm talking about you and Dia."

Feixia looked at him blankly, "What's the matter between me and Dia? It's obviously yours and him."

Jin suddenly put his arm around his shoulder, "Hehe, I have been in the hotel for so long, and I have met so many humans. You are the most special one."

"Is this a compliment?"

"No, it's a statement."

"Uh, then you go on."

Jin Dao: "In the past, as long as I showed my teeth, they were all scared."

Feixia said, "What do you mean by everything?"

Jin said of course: "It's all agreed."

Feixia said, "Oh. We don't use everything like that."

Jin Dao: "You are really out of date."

Feixia apologized, "I'll improve it next time."

Jin Dao: "What did I just say?"

"It's all there."

"One more sentence."

"I am the most special human being you have ever met."

"Well." Jin smiled and said, "That's why I decided to fulfill you and Dia."

It's really splendid to say. Feixia glanced at him sideways, "Is this optional?"

"No, it's mandatory."

"Then you continue."

Jin Dao: "Trust me, with Dia, you won't regret it."

Feixia said, "Then why did you break up?"

Jin whispered awkwardly, "Because he regrets it."

Feixia said earnestly, "Actually, I'm really not gay."

Jin pondered for a while, then said, "Do you think Dia is beautiful?"

"I think pretty is a very broad concept, it usually..."

Jin Dao: "True or false."

Feixia replied subconsciously, "Yes."

"That's right." Jin laughed wickedly. "Humans have always judged men and women on the basis of superficial appearance. But Dia is clearly pushing the boundaries. So you don't have to use homosexuality as an excuse."

Feisha Feisha said, "Don't vampires judge men and women by their appearance?"

Jin Dao: "Of course the great vampires don't look at the superficial appearance, we look at the deep appearance."

Feixia secretly compares his middle finger.

"Actually," he said after a pause, "I just thought today that Hughes is also very beautiful. Even more beautiful than Dia."

Jin's blond hair flicked, pointed at the door and roared: "You, go after Dia for me immediately! If you fail, don't shit!"

Shi Feixia walked out slowly, muttering in a suitable voice: "Noble blood race, since when did your mouth start to hang up."

"… "

After coming out of his room, Shi Feixia looked at his watch, it was time to eat.

The restaurant is busiest at this time.

Several guests came down to eat.

Shi Feixia greeted them one by one, standing seven or eight meters away.

Glancing around, he chose the position beside Dwarf Leighton.

Although out of Hughes, he and Asha have the best relationship. But his saliva is really unflattering, especially at dinner occasions.

Layton whispered: "You asked Isfiel for a long salary?"

Shi Feixia said in astonishment, "How do you know?"

"I heard it while experimenting with the latest domino earpiece."

Feisha Feisha asked, "What does it have to do with dominoes?"

"It doesn't matter."

"Oh."

"That's not the point, the point is that you asked Isfiel for a salary increase."

Feixia said, "I failed."

"I don't care about the results." Layton whispered, "Noah's Ark has never had a long salary since its existence."

Feixia said, "So?"

"That's why you did it." Layton repeated, "You asked Isfiel for a raise!"

Feixia held his aching head. He would rather add a few drops of Asa's saliva to his dinner plate now, at least he can eat it with gritted teeth.