Feisha Feixia looked at the hidden organ exposed in the air, and then looked at Layton's blushing face, and said slowly, "It's actually quite majestic." Of course, this was entirely based on the size of a dwarf.
…
Leighton jumped up suddenly, hurriedly wrapped himself tightly, looked at him angrily, pointed to the door and said, "Get out for me!"
Shi Feixia smirked and said with a smile: "A friend, why do you see the outside world like this? Isn't it just naked body? Anyway, in the public bathroom, it seems that there are a lot of appearances."
Layton said angrily, "Is my room a public bathroom?"
Shi Feixia sighed and said, "Anyway, you've seen it all, so don't worry about it. And I don't want to do anything to you?"
Layton's anger was burned by the firewood he added, "What else do you want to do to me?!"
…
Feixia kicked the door, turned around and walked in, and saw Layton earnestly digging things out of the box.
"What are you looking for?" Do dwarves like to keep tea leaves in chests? "I'll just drink Coke."
Layton suddenly straightened up and gave out a wicked smile on his face.
Shi Feixia's eyes moved to the rusted axe in his hand, his face turned pale, "Uh, if it's not convenient to burn fire, I won't drink tea... Chopping down trees can be avoided if possible."
Layton said word by word: "Go away."
Feixia stepped back slowly, opened the door with his backhand, and when his heels had already stepped out of the door, he made a last-ditch effort, "Don't you want Porgy to leave here?"
…
Layton's eyes flickered.
Feixia's heart lifted slightly.
"Come in." Layton threw the axe back into the box.
Feixia immediately rushed in and closed the door.
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Layton went back to the bathroom to get dressed, and then walked out solemnly, "Tell me about your plan."
…
After half a minute.
Layton glared at him, "You don't have no plans, only goals, right?"
Feixia accompanied him with a smile and said, "My plan comes entirely from your tools."
Leighton thought for a while and said, "What do you want?"
"Atomic bombs, nuclear weapons, etc.?"
Layton continued to stare at him wordlessly.
Feisha Feixia smiled in disappointment: "It doesn't matter, there are not many of these things among humans. Uh, there should be bazooka, machine guns, etc., right?"
Layton shook his head expressionlessly.
…
In fantasy novels, it is clearly stated that dwarves are masters at making weapons. Could it be that Layton was sent to Noah's Ark because he was so stupid
Immediately in his mind, a group of scientific dwarves in white robes were struggling to survive in constant explosions, and the culprit had the same face as Layton.
In view of this, Feixia immediately lowered the difficulty, "Is there any AK47?"
"… "
Feixia wiped his face, "Besides an axe, do you have any other weapons with lethality?"
Layton rummaged and rummaged in the box, and finally found something.
Feixia looked familiar, "I think I've seen this before."
"There's one of the same style in the kitchen."
Feixia finally remembered. Isn't this the guy Antonio often uses to cut vegetables
Looking at his colorful face, Layton finally explained: "I am a scientist who explores the practical properties of life, and I am not familiar with weapons."
Shi Feixia expressed his understanding, "I understand. The law is also divided into criminal law and civil law." But now he desperately needs criminal law, what's the use of civil law? Is it noisy
…
Noisy
The light bulb that Feisha had hidden in his head suddenly lit up.
Seeing his sinister smile on his face, Layton couldn't help but ran back to the bathroom to wrap himself up again.
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0:00:00.
Feisha turned the Domino receiver diligently.
Layton asked nervously beside him, "Did you hear that?"
Shi Feixia said nothing to him, made a mouth to shut up, and then nodded sharply, "He's snoring."
Layton was surprised: "I didn't expect that fallen angels would snort too."
Feixia said, "Now is not the time to pursue patent rights, Hughes, it's up to you."
Hughes hesitated and said, "He's a child after all, isn't that good?"
Feixia pointed to his nose and said, "But I'm not even thirty years old."
…
Hughes sighed and took a bunch of red firecrackers from Layton's hands, "I just need to put it in his room, right?"
Feixia said, "It's best to put it under the covers."
Hughes was full of disapproval.
Feixia compromised: "Okay, then put it on the quilt."
Hughes was still looking at him.
Feixia murmured dissatisfiedly, "There is no shock effect anywhere else."
Hughes said: "The same is true for the bedside."
"It must be the head of the bed."
Hughes turned silently, apparently acquiescing.
Feisha Feixia and Layton watched excitedly as he slowly became transparent, his clothes slipped on the ground one by one, and only a large number of cannonballs were getting further and further away.
Layton stared at the opposite door tightly, and after it quietly opened, he said, "He won't be found, will he?"
Shi Feixia said in surprise, "Have you known him for a long time?"
"But he's never done anything like that before."
Feixia shook his head and sighed, "This is a waste of resources."
After a meeting, the door was closed, and after another meeting, the clothes were put on again one by one.
Layton took out a lighter from his pocket and was snatched by Feixia, "Hey, why can't I do such a fun thing?"
Layton said displeased: "Why did you do it instead of me?"
Shi Feixia said as a matter of course: "Because I am the chief planner and commander-in-chief. Oops, stop arguing, there will be some quarrels later."
He crept over to the long fuse that was dragging on the ground, crouched down, and lit.
Fortunately, the outside of this floor is covered with marble floors. If it is a street stall, it must be together.
Feisha Feisha, Layton, and Hughes all watched nervously at the fuse that was getting shorter and shorter, until they reached the door.
Feisha Feixia and Layton screamed bad at the same time.
Although the fuse passed under the door, I don't know if the fire could pass through.
Just thinking about it, I heard a crackling sound of firecrackers like thunder, and there seemed to be a faint scream mixed in it.
Feisha Feixia and Layton immediately cheered.
At this time, only Hughes was calm and made a decisive decision: "Come on."
The word 'go' came out, and the door on the opposite side was blown open like a gust of wind, and Porgy rushed out angrily.
Feisha Feixia and Layton squatted down in fright.
Hughes' clothes slid down and became transparent again.
Feisha and Layton shook hands like comrades-in-arms.
The pounding of Porgy's slippers on the floor was like beating gongs and drums, and their hearts were overwhelmed.
abruptly—
Isfiel's voice fell from the sky, "What are you doing in the room?"
The sound of slippers stopped, replaced by Porgy's voice, "Uncle Isfiel?"
Isfiel said indifferently: "Is it so easy to invade the room as the son of the devil of hell?"
Porgy didn't answer, only heavy breathing, clearly lingering anger.
Isfiel said: "Of course, if necessary, I will find out about this matter."
Porgy snorted coldly: "No need! As the future Demon King, I will find out for myself."
The sound of the crackling slippers went away again, and the door closed heavily.
Feixia and Layton waited for a while before sticking their heads out.
Silence returned to the surroundings.
Isfiel was apparently gone too.
Shi Feixia punched his fist and said, "I have another idea."
Although he had just experienced a thrilling accident, Layton was quite supportive of his whimsy, "How do you prepare for this time?"
Feixia said with a smile, "This time let's wipe our ass."
Layton immediately put his hand in front of his crotch.
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crackling crackling crackling.
Porgy's room was quiet for a while, and another burst of firecrackers sounded.
It's the perfect celebration.
Shi Feixia crossed Erlang's legs while admiring the tumbling firecrackers on the ground, while listening to the movement outside with the domino receiver.
After about half a minute, he suddenly jumped up and yelled, "Who? Who! Who the hell did this damn prank!"
The door snapped open.
Porgy rushed in, looking at each other.
Feixia pointed at him angrily, "Did you set off firecrackers in my room?"
Porgy raised his chin arrogantly, "If you point at me again, I'll break your finger!"
Shi Feixia shrank his hands and said pitifully, "Don't bully me anymore. Do you know how much pain my nose hurts after you broke my nose today. I managed to stay up late at night, thinking I could have a good night's sleep, but I didn't expect to suffer This kind of fright... Just let me go. I'm human, I'm only in my twenties today, and my life is limited..."
"Shut up for me." Porgy said unbearably, "I didn't set off the firecrackers."
Feixia said, "But I've been living here for almost a month. Before you came, it was quiet and quiet, let alone firecrackers. I didn't even hear the sound of farting in the middle of the night."
Porgy glared at him fiercely. "You mean I'm lying?"
Shi Feixia shrank his head and murmured, "No, I'm just asking a question."
Poji said: "Huh. I've seen a lot of thieves shouting and catching thieves. Don't think you can fool them like this."
Feisha Feixia said, "...You mean I set the firecrackers off?"
That's what I meant by the look on Porgy's face.
Feixia said: "Okay. Even if I set it off, why would I set off firecrackers in my own room? Even if I set it off, why wouldn't I admit it? It's totally unreasonable." Lai, I'm Lai Lai.
"Because..." Porgy was about to say, but his face suddenly froze.
Feixia raised his head.
The firecrackers started upstairs too... It was a turbulent night.