Two faces, one big and one small, looked at each other for a long time.
Feixia shrugged indifferently, "You can definitely suspect that I used the clone technique to secretly set off firecrackers."
Porgy cast a cold glance and rushed upstairs dragging his crackling slippers.
Shi Feixia followed behind. How can you miss such a good show? In particular, he single-handedly arranged a good play starring the director and screenwriter. The only pity is that I didn't have time to prepare the popcorn.
Layton's room door opened wide, as if he was welcome to watch and the tickets were free.
Porgy nearly collided with firecrackers swept out of it as he rushed past.
Immediately afterwards, Layton's voice, duller than the back of an axe, slapped the structure of the building heavily.
"Damn it, damn it, damn it..."
Shi Feixia was still counting at the beginning, but after counting, he became confused, and only estimated that he said about thirty or forty in one breath. This shows that the IQ of dwarves is proportional to their height, and their lung capacity is inversely proportional to their height.
"Jin! You slaying a thousand knives, if you do this kind of thing again next time, I promise, I will smash the axe and stuff it into your asshole!"
…
Feixia immediately corrected his opinion. A good show always comes later.
"Jin! You deserve a thousand cuts, you actually blew my favorite quilt like this, I swear, even if I chase it to the ends of the earth, I will pour hot water into your mouth... Stuff you into a big kettle!"
…
Feisha Feixia began to suspect that there was really a festival between Layton and Jin.
Porgy listened for a while, and finally couldn't help interrupting: "You said that the person who set off the firecrackers was Jin?"
Layton seemed to realize that there was a difficult guest at the door just now, and immediately shut up.
Polge said, "Why do you suspect Kim made it?"
Layton muttered: "He only bought three big strings of firecrackers from me with thirty gold coins in the afternoon. Who else is it? Could it be me?"
Porgy squeezed his chin and said, "That's right."
Feixia protested dissatisfiedly, "Why don't you suspect that he did it this time?"
Porgy glanced at him, "Because self-abuse is the patent of human beings."
…
Shi Feixia gritted his teeth and said, "You are welcome to infringe at any time!"
Porgy, clearly obsessed with the fact that it was Kim who set off the firecrackers, slapped the floor with his slippers thoughtfully and walked away.
As soon as his figure disappeared, Layton immediately slid onto the ground and let out a long sigh.
Feixia gave him a thumbs up, "Good job!"
Layton patted his chest and said, "It scared me to death."
Feixia said with a smile, "Why are you nervous? Your performance just now was comparable to an Oscar winner."
Layton said: "My tongue has been knotted just now."
"...You can't despise Oscar winners like that."
Layton was speechless.
"Knotted? Hehe, I think you were very smooth when you spoke just now." Jin, wearing a black cloak, walked over gloomily.
Feixia hurriedly looked around, "Where's Hughes?"
"I'm here." Hughes' voice sounded in the air.
Jin immediately blocked left and right, "There is no barrier here, you must not show up."
"You didn't let me get dressed and go out."
Jin shook his hands violently at Feisha Feixia and Layton, "Don't think about it."
Shi Feixia said embarrassedly, "I'm thinking about it normally."
Jin lifted his collar and roared, "It's even more forbidden to think normally."
…
"I was just wondering if Hughes told you about our plan."
Jin let go, smiled and said, "With my relationship with Hughes, what do you think?"
Layton said, "Have you reconciled with Hughes?"
Jin laughed loudly: "When are we... oh!"
Hughes' transparent feet and Feisha's shoes stepped on both of his feet at the same time.
Don't look at Layton's small words, but his mouth is big. If he tells the truth that Hughes and Kim are just fake quarrels, then the Crazy Association will have two more members.
…
Layton looked at him curiously.
Jin swallowed slowly, "We just reconciled. Don't talk about this yet, I want to ask, what did you mean when you said you smashed the axe into my asshole?" He laughed. Weird.
Layton asked, "Do you think I can crush the axe?"
Jin replied subconsciously, "No."
Layton said: "So what I just said was nonsense."
…
Jin said again: "How about chasing the ends of the earth and pouring scalding hot water into my mouth and stuffing it into a big kettle?"
Layton said: "You are in Noah's Ark and not at the ends of the earth."
Jin Dao: "So?"
Leighton said: "That's still nonsense."
…
Feisha had to reconsider the IQ of the dwarves. Maybe one day in the war of the Nine Worlds, the biggest enemy of human beings in terms of IQ is the dwarves.
Jin Dao: "Even if you get away with it, don't you feel guilty for framing me like this?"
Layton pointed at Feisha and said, "This is his idea."
Jin's threatening gaze immediately followed.
Shi Feixia coughed dryly, "Actually, this is what happened."
Jin raised his eyebrows, "I'm listening."
Feixia sternly said, "Do you know how to make firecrackers?"
Jin Dao: "No, so what?"
"Then can you think of some way to get Porgy to check out?"
Jin Dao: "Does it count as throwing him by the collar?"
Shi Feixia said with an expressionless face, "Can you make sure that he was willing when he was lost?"
gold:"… "
Feixia said, "Can you be invisible?"
Jin puffed: "You can just say that I'm useless."
Feixia shook his finger and said, "You are not worthless."
Jin squinted his eyes.
"At least you can act as a shield." Feixia analyzed, "I think Porgy is still afraid of you."
Jin snorted coldly, "Thank you so much for discovering my usefulness."
Hughes said: "Anyway, it's always a good ending."
Feixia laughed and said, "It's not the end, from now on, it's just the beginning."
Layton rubbed his palms, "Then what should we do next?" He was afraid, but in the whole operation, he was the most supportive and cooperative member.
Although Jin's face was disdainful, his ears involuntarily leaned over.
Shi Feixia clenched his fist and said, "Let's... go back to the room to sleep first."
Kim, Hughes, Layton: "..."
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Going out early in the morning, Feixia heard the roar of Porgy resounding through the corridor.
This is Kim's idea to prove that in addition to stopping bullets, it's also a brain-taker - making a drink for Pogie that combines the flavors of berberine and mustard.
Listening to the volume of Porgy, it should be successful.
But what's next
Feixia pondered while walking.
At the turn, Porgy's eyes burned with rage, staring at him for a split second.
Out of human sensitivity, he subconsciously ran away.
Bang, bang!
He heard something hit the back of his head and hit the ground again.
Cool and sticky on the neck.
He stretched out his hand and touched it back, it was crimson.
Feisha Feixia fell to the ground with great sadness.
Has it been discovered
He lay on the ground, feeling the hot pain from the back of his head, and thought blankly: Who is the traitor
Porgy walked past him leisurely, "Hmph, I'm just here to see who is so lucky to let me vent my anger."
…
Feixia swore that he would go to Layton soon and ask him if he had the almanac and amulets.
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The time waiting for rescue is always like a day, and a day like a year.
After about 'a few years', footsteps finally sounded.
Jin's stunned voice came from far away, "My God! Who is jealous of the brains of human intelligence?"
Hughes said: "Don't go to Dia to help."
"Me? Oh..." Kim went reluctantly.
Hughes squatted beside him, his voice soft like a breeze, "It doesn't matter, Dia will be here soon."
Feisha was in tears.
The breeze is a breeze, just if it doesn't blow on his wounds.
Although Jin procrastinated for a while, Dia still came over, chanted a few spells, and solved the problem.
Shi Feixia got up slowly, touched the back of his head, and the wound really disappeared, "But why do I still feel dizzy and feel a little nauseous?"
Jin looked at the blood running on the ground, his eyes warmed, "Because you wasted a lot of blood."
…
Feixia stammered, "I think my understanding of waste is probably a bit different from yours."
Hughes pulled Jin's sleeve and said, "You promised me that you would never suck blood again."
Jin reluctantly looked away from the pool of red on the ground, "Don't worry, I only drink beverages now. Drinks that taste like blood." But no matter how realistic the taste is, he can't deceive his nose and stomach.
Feisha Feixia finally understood how Jin's eccentricity of studying and using various things to replace certain flavors came from.
Hughes asked concerned: "How did you get injured?"
A cold light flashed in Feixia's eyes.
Jin shrugged: "Here, people with low taste will attack his head, who else but Porgy. But he is lucky, it's just blood, not brains, or maybe Porgy will really put them in it. Go back as a collection."
…
Others felt a little disgusted when they looked at the pool of blood on the ground.
Hughes said: "I will clean up in a while." Because he is the housekeeping manager, in addition to the guest rooms, he is also responsible for cleaning the public areas.
Jin immediately became dissatisfied with Feixia, "Even if you are injured next time, don't stain the floor."
…
Did he think he was happy that his blood could spray like a shower
Shi Feixia gritted his teeth and said, "Don't worry, this is the last time."
However, there are many things in this world that cannot be decided unilaterally.
Feixia came to the door of Poji's room, and after hearing him say "come in", he pushed open the door—
A slipper met him head-on, hitting him firmly in the face.
Two nosebleeds flowed straight down.